The moon shines high in the sky without a cloud in the area, not to mention it was that lovely blood red he's so fond of. There have been reports of a massive vampiric infestation and decided to send out their best man for the job; Police Girl already set up for sniping out any stragoers, if they remain.

"Such a beautiful night..." He wistled out, "It makes me crave for a bite to eat~"

-With you-

You stood atop of a church building, lifting your shades up to place atop of your head; your (E/C) orbs shimmered with the thought of the hunt as you licked your lips alittle. Body craved for battle, to feel the blood on your skin and hear the bones crunch as you stomped their heads. You jumped down, jacket flairing around you like feathers of a bird as you touched down silently and your inch high heel clad boots tapped across the ground. Your customized twin twelve barreled revolver in hand and two inch long bless army knife tucked safely away in it's sheeth, not to mention that delecious lollypop was in your mouth had that blood taste to it.

"Alphy, Oh Alphy~" You hummed, cocking your gun as you silently patrolled the streets; what's makes you stand our from the other vampires is experience and your well endowed chest, alluring like a rose but deadly like concentrated poision in high dosage. "You sure there are Vampires in this town?"

"Im certian of it, _." Alphonse said over the intercom, "Just be careful, we know how much "fun" you love to have with your kills..."

"Then heed no fears, I'm sure to be fine~"

"That is the part in which concerns me..." Alphonse said, facepalming from the saftey of his defense; he got an annonymous tip about a high concentration of vampires in this abandon town, as did the Hellsing Organization by the same tippers. You where suddently surrounded by Ghouls, a hungry grin danced your face as you shot one in the face imeditly.

"Lets Dance, Bitches!"

-With our lovely Red Devil-

"Alucard, don't get carried away..." Intergal warned, Alucard just grinned his creepy chesire smile and walked on into the town. Gunshots caught his attention as a shadowy figure jumped from a rooftop just above him and landed right infront of him with a soft clack of her heels; (H/C) hair wisked around the air as some idiotic ghouls committed a leap of faith...

The results whernt pretty but the streets had a nice ash color to them.

You sniffed the air, the strong smell of blood champain and something entirely original hung in the air like a veil of deleciousness. You pointed your reloaded gun at the mysterious man (Its Alucard but you don't know that yet) and grinned a fanged smile, "So, you must be the ass who turned this whole town into a shithole! I hope you said a prayer because your about to see Hell."

"Oh really?" He mused out, you growled at the thought of another hunt and broke out into a charge. The hunt was on and blood is going to be spilt.

-With Alphonse and Integral-

Alphonse had his head on the table, Integral had an eyebrow raised at this as he tried to regain his composure, "Oh dear John, what have we done?"

"Indeed..." Integral said with a small smile on her face, 'Alucard, don't you dare go all out on us both...'

-With You and Alucard-

You where dying out laughing, not carring how many wounds you got as Alucard was feeling the exact same way; it's been to long, Centries to Milleniums since you both had such a blood filled fight against someone with this much skill.

"My, My... I never expected to have TWO Vampire hunters here~!" A sarcastic feminine voice said, both of you looked into the darkness just as an amatured vampire came out with a male hostage; Alucard couldn't care less but he has some human left in him, like you.

"Hey boy, are you a virgin?" You questioned, the police boy blushed heavily, "Well?! Answer me?!"

"Yes! Yes I am!"

Bang-bang!

Both you and Alucard shot the youngling vampire; you shot though the boy to free him from her and then Alucard shot her in the face.

Mission accomplashed.

You loomed over the bleeding boy, "Your dying, I'm sorry to say but you have two options. Either die as a human, or be reborn as a vampire... I suggest you choose quickly because if you loose more blood at this rate, not even he can save you..."

You thumbed over to Alucard, he raised a quiziacle eyebrow at you anticts but overheard your conversation with the dying boy. He had the pleading eyes, you rolled yours and bit down on his neck to drink up some of his blood; he's a vampire now and your lovely personal assistant in the such. You picked him up, Alucard rolled his eyes but bone the less blinked when you suddently planted a kiss on his pale cheeck.

"Until next time, My "No Life" King." You wispered, his eyes widened at your familiar scent and he just grinned even harder; so your his "No Life" Queen to be, his lovely Draculina, his sweet souring flower. To top off all the cherry, your still a virgin even as a vampire and that sent chills down his spine and back up again.

Alucard looked back up at the moon, "Tonight is definetly a good night~"

-Extended Ending-

"You mind explaining how ALL THIS HAPPENED?!" Alphonse demanded, you gave a cheecky smile, "Damn it _!"

"Im sorry Alphy! But they where sooooo delecious!" You responded, thinking about your "No Life" King and talking about the police boy, "Besides, his blood was top notch! O positive, my favorite~!"

"Im not talking about that, dumbass..." Alphonse retorted, you raised an eyebrow, "Im talking about-"

"Later Alphy~ I have food I need to eat and it's nearly dawn! C'mon little boy~"

"I-Its Francis Gertinuta, m-master."

"I'll call you France~ Ohononon~"

Cue dramadic facepalm from Francis, "Im just kidding, Francy~"

Oh how the morning is going to be peaceful...