"What the blood sucking dipshit fuck do you want, Alphonse!" You snapped at the male, he didn't even flinch at you tone of voice but Francis flinched heavily. "You know I didn't even have my-"

"Just drink your damn juice, geeze..." Alphonse warned, giving you your blood spiked applue juice as your eyes shimmered with delight; your such a child at times but your expertiese is remarkable.

"So *slurp* where we going?" You questioned, Alphonse sighed, "Alphy?"

"I have some busness to attend to with Sir Integral, don't mess with Alucard..." Alphonse warned, "Do you understand me?"

"Yes Master..." You pouted, a devious smirked played at the thought of pestering your "No Life" King but it can't be helped, your a child at heart...

Your corpsed unbeating bloodless heart of coarse...

"Just what are you thinking..." Alphonse questioned, you gave a meniacle laughter and instantly Francis felt intimidated; should he keep an eye on you for saftey and risk being scolded later or just stay outta harms way.

The car pulled up and a butler walked out, "Well, I'm going on ahead... So~ Later~!"

You walked ahead and did a small coutrsy to the butler, "May I go inside?"

"Why of coarse, ma'am..." The butler said, you courtsy once again and make your way inside, "Oh yeah! Quick question, do you know where "his" chaimers are?"

"In the basement, why do you-"

"Thank you~!" You cut in and make your way to the basement, changing into a large (H/C) wolf with (E/C) orbs and proceded to him; you lovely and mysterious King of Vampires for alittle rematch; something to keep you occupied and determin if he's who you think he is.

"Where did master go this time?" Francis questioned, walking around aimlessly as you went deeper and deeper into the abyss of the underground storageplace.

You imeditly reconized that scent and followed it's alluring addiction to it, looking at the door and smiled before walking through like it was just water while Alucard just grinned and licked his lips some at the thought of your blood coarsing into his mouth was addicting enough as itself.

You sat infront of Alucard, he wistled in amusement at your abilities, "Nice to see my dear sweet flower again, how is life?"

"So very... Undead~" You purred as you changed back, leaning against the wall, "So, what are we going to do? I'm craving for something... Crimson and sweet..."

Alucard raiden an eyebrow at your seducing, debating on giving in to your lust like trance or turn it into his favor of a sweet treat of a virgin vampire like you. You crawled into his lap and sat there all cute-like, Alucard fought back a purr of approval and sniffed your neck, "Are you sure you can handle something like me? Your "No Life" King to be?"

Alucard leaned in close to your ear, giving it a soft puff of air as he wispered, "Are you sure your Virgin self can handle someone as powerful as me?"

You where brought out of your trance, blinking as Alucard chuckled at your nerviousness as you jumped out if his arm and regain your composure, "S-say what now?!"

"You heard me, love..." Alucard spoke white infront of you, blood rushed to your cheeck as you squeaked and changed into a small wolf pup; Alucard gave you a skeptical look as you looked away shamefully. He picked you up and did a double take, your tail wagged as you licked his face cutely before changing back out of no where.

"Sweer mother of a fucking-!" You stated, poofing back to normal naked as Alucard blinked; you swear you saw blood drip from his noes as you snapped your fingers and clothes came back, "Phew, um... Are you alright?"

"Yeah, just fine..."

"_, nice to see you again-?"

"Alucard..." He finished for her, taking her hand and kissing it like the "gentle"man he is to ladies; results may vary by Vampire and Ghouls alike.

-With Francis-

"Where the blood sucking hel-" Francis groaned, peaking down a doorway that led underground to something. Francis went down, and cautiously followed the walls; there could be booby traps or something worse...

Francis threw open a door to Seras's room, blood gushing from his noes to see Seras dawning only in her panties and brah. Before she could scream, he slammed the door shut and began hyperventalating like crazy.

`Will you stop screaming in my head, damn it boy!` A very annoyed master hissed at him, he heard Alucard crack a low laughter at his Queen's harsh demand while Francis shuts up imeditly.

`Sorry! Sorry!` Francis appologized quickly and repetively, You squeezed the bridge of your noes and let out a puff of air. You dropped the conection link to Francis once his heartrate was normal.

`What a sweet queen you are, _~`

`Alucard, shut up before I kick your ass... again.`

`Do you really think you can kick my-`

`Releasing control restriction level 3, now.`

-With Alphonse and Integral-

"That about settles our-" Alphonse started, the ground rumbled to the point where Integral nearly dropped her cigar. They all heard Alucards laughter from way up stairs, meaning he must be laughing pretty loud as another crashing sound and the oh so familiar howl echoed, "Oh my FUCKING god..."

"Its _, isn't it?" Integral hummed out in amusement, Alphonse had his head down in his arms once more from shame, "I believe Alucard can handle her... Unless he is enjoying himself also..."

Both Integral and Alphonse got up imeditly and both ventured downstairs, they entered his room to find alot of blood spilt and you pinned down by Alucard as he held a hungry look in his ruby eyes and was slightly disheveled.

"See, nothing to worry about..." Integral started, looking around the destroyed room; broken walls, more bloodshed, and untouched coffen in which you where pinned on by Alucard, a destroyed chair of the said pinner, and various other things she didn't even knew that existed, "...in here."

Oh boy...