-Francis's POV-

The car ride home for Seras and I was actually peaceful, Master and Master Alucard used the walking through walls to get anywhere and he was carring Master bridal style. My heart, if it was still beating and alive, was skipping beats at how close I was to Seras. She had the cutiest little scalret to her cheecks and it was just aluring, does she even know it?

Yeah, the silence was killing me and I swear I just heard a moan come from my head. It sounded like... Master?! I could feel the hear rise up to my face and I wasn't liking this. The car stopped and we got out, the building was eeirely quiet and I was begining to dred going into the basement to catch some sleep; I don't like drinking blood so I have to sleep in a coffen as to not be super weak...

"Goodnight, Ms. Seras." I spoke to the beautiful blond, taking my leave and proceded down the stairs; I swear it has gotten a little more musty down here than before.

-Regular POV-

Francis slowly made his way down, passing by your room and saw a few bloodstains leading from it. He being curious, followed the trail and noticed Alucards' hat on the floor outside his door. Sounds echoed from there and Francis face flushed a very dark red, that was the blood packs you brought and it must have punchred in the rustling between you and Alucard.

"I hope master is alright..." Francis thought, peaking down the stairs only to run back up and softly close the door, "H-Holy shit!"

-With You and Alucard- [LEMON WARNING]

Alucard had you in his lap, hat long gone somewhere and now you sat in his jacket and the same sexy red lace bra and panties combo. You both where making out, slightly intoxicated off of the blood wine you and he shared previously. It ran down the corner's of your lips, Alucard licked it away and slightly bounced you on his lap with a soft growl.

You got the message and grind against him slowly, eyes flashing a playfulness gleam to him and Alucard was having none of that in this state. He somehow managed to remove your panties and brah in one swoop, leaving you just covered up by the coat. The rest was a blur and clothes where discarted all over the place, he inserted himself into you and a small mewling of pain came from your lips.

"Hang on my Queen, it's almost over with..." Alucard wispered into your heated ear, though he didn't know how long the pain lasted with you.

You gave a test thrust and an explosion of delight coarser through you, Alucard caught it and bounced you against him. He groaned and spoke dirty words into your ear, taking a soft lick against your neck. Some ways down the line, you both ended up on his coffen and passion broke though like waves of pure bliss. You bit down on Alucard as your first orgasim rocked your body with enough force to make you shudder, Alucard followed in suit and paused within you. You ended up snuggled close on a nearby king size bed, which surprised you that Alucard even had a bed but you suspected he just loves sleeping within his coffen; He even has his own personal bathroom that's hidden pretty well within a hidden door like a second room.

"H-holy shit..." was all you could mumble out as you cuddled against your king in content, "I just lost my virginity..."

"Dont think your getting away with just one round..."

Apperently, Alucard has really fast recovery rates and immense stamina from sleeping around so much...

-A few hours later- [END LEMON]

You where asleep against Alucard as morning rolled around swiftly, Francis stayed up all night mortified of your actions but none the less must return the hat. He did so and didn't even glance at either of you, until a pair of boxers and panties where spewed across the table and Francis knew it was time to go...

[CRACKISH ENDING]

"Francis? Are you okay?" Seras asked the paled young vampire, seeing as he never looked at you or Alucard the same way, "Francis-"

"Seras..." Francis spoke and looked dead into her eyes, "I seen things no man should never dwell onto... EVER!"

Seras gave him a confused look as he huddled away into a corner, soon joining him when everything clicked within her brain.

Walter has some much needed cleaning to do... And he wasn't pleased in the slightest bit...

A/N: I had WAY to much fun destroying poor Francis's innocent mind... *cue Alucard Laughter*

Alucard: *reads chapter* Oh my-

Me: It was slightly, no, unintentionally rushed! I have to do better! OKAY?!

Alucard: *silenced*