D3D: Tehehehe~

Nightmaress1 and Rayven Plexure won the "Guess where it came from" thingy... AND THERE'S GOING TO BE MORE!

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Alucard woke up with the worst headach that he ever experienced, he was sitting in his chair with a raging problem in his pants; So it was just a dream, an all too real dream of his and you whernt beside him like he thought. So he took a shower to help aliviate his throbbing "stick" and to get clean.
Meanwhile, "you" walked down the halls of the blimp with a devious smirk on the lips. The Major looked at "you" with a triumphing smirk of his own, "How did it go?"

"He's there, along with the other Hellsing bastards." "You" spoke, hair changing into a redish color and eyes going green. The (S/C) changed into an tan color

and she flicked her hair back, "Und Major, don't make me ever do it again. I had to use my... Other gift... Just to make sure I didn't wound up sleeping with him."

"Sorry to hear that, Ionia..." Major spoke, the red-head just bowed and walked off, "But now we can commence the opperation and proceed our plan~"

-Elsewhere-

You let out a large sigh, Francis giving you a speradic hug as you returned back from your mission in (Insert country other than England). It was really fun, especially the part where you killed ALOT of ghouls and eraticated several vampires out of existance.

"God, I'm dying to sink my teeth into something right now!" You whined, shades atop of your head as you grinned, "Besides! Where be my Alu-kins?"

Francis's face paled, memories he actually forgot resurfaced as he shreaked and ran for cover. You and Seras deadpan at his actions, Seras's went off to find him while you went to hunt for the vampire king himself. You stormed into his room unannounced, heat rushed to your face to see Alucard there...
Clad only in a loosely crimsion red towel that looks like it could fall off any second, not that you minded and he did invade your thoughts that one time.

"Sweet mother of baby fuck!" You suddently spoke aloud and slammed his door shut, your breathing shallow and raspy while familiar arms reached through the door and pulled you back. Alucard smirked at your flustered reaction, he was clad in red and black boxers that had little bats on them in black while the rest was red, "A-Alucar-"

"And where do you think your going?" Alucard wispered into your ear hotly, blood rushed to your face as he nibbled your ear.

"I-I have to report to Alphonse and Integral-" You started but silenced by familiar lips, a pleased sound escaped your lips as you slightly made out with the vampire before you, "Damn it Alucard... Will you let me report?"

He answered your question with another kiss, you sighed out of your noes as Alucard led you towards his king size bed; he may have a coffen and sleep in it alot but when he has a chance with you, he will pit it to good use in more ways than one. He purrs in content as the small make out grew more heated and daring.

"Eh-hem!"

Both you and Alucard whip heads over to Walter, your face was heated up dramadicly as Alucard's face went blank with emotions. You shimmied down under Alucard to use him like a sheild, embarased for being caught in a little intimate momen between you and Alucard, "God damn it Walter!"

"I'm sorry, _." Walter spoke, ignoring Alucard's increasing glare at him, "But the gun you requested came in."

You shimmied out from under Alucard, your ass rubbed up against him slightly before you jumped up and dusted yourself off. You hurried your way over and assembled your new gun, a devious glint in your eyes as you held up the assembled beauty; it was a slick new Revolver that packed more firepower and bullets, looks like Alucards' Casull gun but much slimmer and the barrel was concealed than exposed.

"Round Capacity?"

"Twenty-four, the most I have ever had into a revolver."

"Exploding shells?"

"With depleted uranium, a very violent combination my dear."

"Can it pierce armor?"

"Why of coarse. It can pierce up to fifteen inches of armor at close range, point blank is undetermined."

Your grin turned into something that Alucard could be proud of, "Blessed?"

"Why certian, blessed by the pope and the holy church."

You loaded your gun and gave a fake shooting sound, a big grin danced onto your face. You went to the police girl, who was in her room playing a friendly game against Francis and grinned quite big, "Hey Franc! I got you something~!"

Walter came in lugging a large sniper type gun, his face visibly paled and continued when Walter explained the gun and bullets used. You chuckled as Alucard also entered the room, a call came in about Ghouls breaking in and your face broke out into a darker more sinister grin.

"Not to worry Sir Integral!" You spoke, hearing voice in the backround, "And don't worry Knights of the Round Table, I shall deal with them~"
You promply vanished away with a bow, leaving Alucard and everyone else to split up into teams of their own. Alucard chuckled and turned to leave, Walter looked back at him in question.

"I have bussness to attend to of my own."

And with that, he vanished away while an intense battle ensumed with you spilling alot of blood...

What fun is going on with you anyway?

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There we go!