Mac and Tosh boarded the Acme Cruise and they were really impressed with it as they toured around.
"This cruise is large, but wonderful," said Mac.
"Yes, it sure is," said Tosh.
The gophers walked past Eric Epic, Zack O'Marrows and Dia, who were all lying on deckchairs in the sun.
Zack was reading an Entertainment Weekly magazine. "Six months have passed and everything has been smooth-sailing already, if that joke works. Bugs Bunny is back as the major star of Warner Bros. and the principal of Acme Loo, kicking Huey and Louie Finn out. All of our friends have been having successful careers."
"Yeah, including the Rock Cakes," said Eric, reading a Hello magazine with the Rock Cakes on the cover.
"Hey, listen to this," said Dia as she read the Washington Post. "Disney is planning an ultimate adventure with Mickey Mouse and his friends, including characters from Ducktales, Goof Troop, Chip 'n' Dale's co-rescue rangers, Bonkers the cat and Darkwing Duck. And their live-action stars are Emily Blunt, Will Ferrell and Jada Pinkett Smith. Sounds very similar to the one we've been with the Looney Tunes and their friends."
"So's this one about the Muppets, Sesame Street, Fraggle Rock and other Muppet characters fighting the villains in The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth in this ultimate tribute to Jim Henson," said Zack, as he read the magazine. "Its live action stars will be Jennifer Lawrence and Justin Bartha."
"So how's living in Montana Max's mansion?" Eric asked his mates.
"Without Monty and his family but still keeping their loyal servants and treating them fair and square," said Zack, "it's a dream house. And it's a dream house for the kids to come to Zack's Day Care every Monday to Friday."
"A dream house for Rita and Runt, too," added Dia.
"How's the Metropolitan Police Department without you, mate?" Eric asked Zack.
"Well, they are missing me," said Zack. "But we keep in touch. Besides, Freakazoid has persuaded his old friend Sergeant Cosgrove to come out of retirement and the Superintendent had discharged those idiots Thompson and Pan."
"Your Sprite, sir," said a waiter holding a tray with a glass of Sprite.
Without looking, Zack took the glass and took a sip. He spat it out and looked at the waiters. He stood up. "Thompson! Pan! This is 7-Up! Can't you tell the difference? Now get me a Sprite! This decade!"
"Yes, sir!" said Thompson and Pan together. "Right away, sir!" And they dashed off quickly.
"You guys don't know how long I've wanted to do that to them," Zack said to his friends, as he sat back down.
"Seems like Warner Bros. has its sense of humour back since you took over from Thaddeus Plotz and kicked him out, Dia," said Eric.
"And it's nice to see that you gave him a place to work on your cruise," smiled Dia.
They all saw Plotz wearing a cleaner's uniform. Then Ralph T. Guard was running past him, knocking all his cleaning gear from his cart all over him.
"RALPH!" shouted Plotz.
"You certainly put them both in their places, mate," laughed Zack.
"I was beginning to worry about him, Eric," said Dia, "since I had to let him go after I granted Yakko, Wakko and Dot free access all around the movie studio."
"So, how's Clive, Eric?" asked Zack.
"Well, she built the teleport to send the Neos to New Hopcon," said Eric. "I assumed she joined them."
"It's time to put the deckchairs away, sir," said a maid.
"Very good," said Eric. As he got up, he looked at the maid and saw she was a CGI woman.
"Clive!" exclaimed the three friends.
"Clive fooled her friends, didn't she?" Clive smiled.
"What are you doing here?" asked Eric.
"Clive's been thinking and has decided to spend the rest of her life on Earth," replied Clive.
"Okay," said Eric.
"With Eric," said Clive, hugging her.
Then Gogo Dodo went off like a ship horn. "Bon Voyage!" he cried. Then he turned into a champagne bottle where he broke into pieces.
Then the ship took off for open sea. The passengers waved to the people – live action and animated people – who were standing on the docks and waving back to them. Eric, Dia, Zack and Clive joined in with the waving.
"Excuse me!" shouted a voice.
The four turned to face Bushwhacker Bob.
"Watch your tongue, Bob!" shouted Eric. "Your hotel's been closed down and you work for me!"
"Sorry," said a shameful Bob. "But I have a letter for you each including you, Miss Clive."
The four took the letters, opened them and read the messages.
"Well, don't just stand there, Bob!" snapped Eric. "Get to work!"
"Ah, yes… sir," said a nervous Bob, quickly running off.
Then Bob's mum came by. "Bob's not being a bad boy, is he?"
"No, not at all, ma'am," lied Eric.
"Oh, good," smiled Bob's mum, as she walked off.
The four friends laughed.
"Revenge is sweet, isn't it?" said Dia.
"'Come to the Spa, Clive Boun'," read Clive, as she and Dia ran down the stairs. "That's what Clive's message says."
"So does mine," said Dia.
They went into the SPA.
"Surprise!" shouted the girls from the Looney Tunes family.
"No kidding this is a surprise!" chuckled Dia.
"What's the special occasion?" asked Clive.
"You!" replied Messlia. "It's time to get ready."
"Ready for what?" asked Clive.
"Wedding?" cried Eric and Zack who were in the gym in front of all the males in the Looney Tunes family.
"But we haven't even proposed to the girls," protested Zack.
"No sweat, doc," said Bugs. "We got de rings."
Taz spun to them, holding a purple cushion with wedding rings. Rings flew everywhere.
"Take your pick," said Taz.
To no surprise, there were only two tings left.
"You pick the first one, mate," said Zack.
Eric took the golden ring with the ruby and Zack took the silver ring with the diamond.
"Okay, you guys," said Daffy, shoving them into chairs. "Sit you down while I get you guys ready."
Then Bugs whistled and down came two giant animated paint brushes like on their shows in front of Eric and Zack.
"This is going to be good," moaned Zack.
Then the paintbrush started to paint various haircuts and moustaches and beards on their faces.
In the Spa, Dia and Clive were experiencing the same. While the toons were shouting out instructions, two animated paint brushes were doing the jobs – all at once.
"Make Dia's hair stand up," said Melissa.
"No, make zit bushier," cried Fifi.
"Make Clive's hair Princess Leia style," said Babs.
"No, make it a butterfly shape," said Dot.
"Like, make it a snake shape," said Shirley.
"Just tie their hair up," sighed Rita.
When the paintbrushes did that, Dia and Clive were so relieved that that part was over.
"Now it's time for the make-up," said Lola.
Dia and Clive screamed as the paintbrushes painted makeup on their faces.
"Guys, this is a wedding I'm going to, not a school!" snapped Zack as he looked in the mirror to see his tuxedo jacket and shirt and black shorts.
"Red jumpers are cool, Buster," said Eric, who was wearing a red jumper and just peeking above the changing room door. "But I need something to go around my legs!"
"Skimpy dresses might be all right for your wedding, Fifi," said Dia, "but it's not for mine!"
"Then, how you say, comme vous voulez!" huffed Fifi.
"Clive has never known any creature in the universe," said Clive, "to wear a pink skirt at a wedding."
"That's what my mother wore at her wedding!" snapped a hurt Roxy.
"Pink?" scoffed Clive. "In Roxy's time? When every movie was black and white?"
Dia whistled to the paintbrushes. "Just paint me into a normal wedding dress."
The paintbrushes did, but Dia's dress wasn't one hundred percent normal.
"A rainbow wedding dress!" cried Mary.
"How'd you get so lucky?" asked Sweetie.
"You ask and this is what you get," replied Dia. Then she turned around. "Not every bit of it though," she moaned to herself.
"Uh, Clive's still not ready to go out yet," said the Neo.
"I think I have just the thing for you, Clive," said Granny. Granny took Clive into the changing rooms and soon Clive came out wearing a white dress.
"What does everyone think?" asked Clive.
"You look great, Clive," replied Dia.
"Thanks," said Clive. "Granny said it was the one she wore at her wedding."
Dia was going to tell Clive that the dress she was wearing was too old for her when Slappy came through the door. "All right, all right, quit wasting time here," she said. "The boys say they're ready."
Dia and Clive were walking on a red carpet on the deck with Honey, Roxy and Foxy behind them as bridesmaids.
"I just wanna do something special for a very special wedding," Foxy told the audience.
On both sides of the carpets, there were a group of chairs. As they passed, they noticed everyone who helped them on their great quest, including the Looney Tunes, the Tiny Toons, the Animaniacs, the Histeria! gang with their new character Captain Live Action, the citizens from Taz-Mania, the Loonatics and Freakazoid with his pal Sergeant Cosgrove. Eric's puppet friends, the Rock Cakes and the Anime villagers were all there, too.
Outside the ship, Chip and his family were watching, too.
"Hey, Dia," whispered Clive. "Dia see the bad guys in the corner over there?"
Dia looked at two o'clock to see Monty, Elmyra, Perfecto Prep students, Pinky and the Brain, the Beckhams and Bobo and Jojo the weasels in a cage. She laughed quietly.
The girls approached Zack and Eric who were waiting with Bosko and Buddy, who held the purple cushions with the rings. Zack took Dia and Eric took Clive.
"Why does Eric have a bow tie and a green tie together?" asked Clive.
"Gogo's dressing-up style," replied Eric.
"Why's your tuxedo black, grey and blue?" Dia asked Zack.
"Foghorn, Pepe and Porky confused the paintbrushes," said Zack.
"QUIET!" shouted Bosko. "SIT DOWN!"
Everyone took their seats and Bosko addressed Zack and Dia.
"Do you, Zack, take this intelligent, gorgeous and soon-to-be-difficult-to-live-with woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asked Bosko.
"Yes," replied Zack.
"Do you, Dia, take this strong, clever and soon-to-be-tough-as-nails man to your lawfully wedded husband?" asked Bosko.
"I do," replied Dia.
"I now pronounce you man and wife," said Bosko. "Now kiss!"
Dia and Zack did and everyone stood up to applaud them.
Then Bosko moved to Eric and Clive. "Do you, Eric, take this intelligent, talented alien to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"I do," answered Eric.
"Do you, Clive, take this not-magical-anymore, powerless man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Clive does," answered Clive.
"I now pronounce you man and wife," said Bosko. "Now kiss!"
Eric and Clive kissed.
Everyone stood up again and applauded.
"Le sigh," Fifi sighed.
Both couples were walking down the red carpet. Dia and Clive threw their bunch of flowers to the crowd. Lola, Melissa, Penelope, Babs and Fifi fought each other to get them. Shirley hovered above the fighting girls and reached for the flowers, but they were zoomed away into Zadavia's hands. "Hmm," she said.
"And now, to, I say, to celebrate both these couples' happiest day is with music," said Foghorn, using a microphone. "Take it, I say, take it away, Seth!"
Everyone saw Seth MacFarlane in front of him holding a microphone. "You're the cream in my coffee," he sang. "You're the salt in my stew. You will always be my necessity. I'd be lost without you. You're – "
"Getting you off this ship!" yelled Daffy as he pulled a lever. And MacFarlane was sent up into the air with from a square of plank with a metal spring under it. Up and up and up he went until he disappeared into the clouds.
"Well, how about this guy?" suggested Yakko, pointing to Phil Collins, who was trying to shake Dot off. He kicked Dot off and grabbed his microphone.
"Two hearts, believing in just one mind," sang Collins. "Beating together till the end of time. You know, we're just two hearts believing in just one mind together forever till the end of time."
Then Collins fell through a trap door beneath him and it closed.
Everyone saw it was Dot who pulled the lever this time. "If I can't have him," said Dot, "no one can!"
"Here, guys," said Buster. "Let's see what Elton John has to offer us."
Everyone looked ahead to see Elton John on a piano. "Someday out of the blue," he sang. "In a crowded street or a deserted square. I'll turn and I'll see you as if our love were new. Someday we can start again, someday soon. I still believe, I still put faith in us! I still believe, I still put faith in us! I still believe, I still put faith in us!"
And John just kept on repeating that, until he and the piano were being turned over. Soon they were sealed under the deck.
"Well, the last we can offer is this lovely young lady," said Lola, pointing to Taylor Swift.
"Breakin' down and comin' undone," sang Swift. "It's a roller-coaster kinda rush. And I never knew I could feel that much. And that's the way I loved you."
"I know the song I fancy for my wedding," said Eric.
Swift kept on singing even when Hello Nurse and Minerva picked her up, put her in the ladies' restroom and locked her in where she was still singing.
Eric approached the Rock Cakes and whispered into Michelle the Fairy's ear. She smiled.
"All right, Cakes!" she shouted to her band. "Let's play the happy couples some music!"
The Rock Cakes went to their drums and guitars and microphones.
"Now I've had the time of my life," sang Michelle. "And I owe it all to you."
Eric started dancing and he pulled Clive into joining him. Zack and Dia joined them in the dancing.
Everyone was watching them. Then Lola pulled Bugs onto the dance floor, followed by Daffy and Melissa.
Soon, without a word, Fifi wrapped her tail around Hamton and took him with her to the dance floor. Then Plucky took Shirley with him.
For the first time in their lives, it was Buster who asked Babs to dance. She immediately grabbed him and she led the dancing.
Soon everyone on the cruise was dancing. Except the bad guys in the cages.
"Well, what are you staring at us for?" snapped Bobo the weasel. "Either take the camera back to the heroes or end the story!"
"Yeah, don't just stand there looking at us feeling sorry for ourselves!" added Jojo the weasel.
"That's what I told them, Wease Brain!" snapped Bobo.
"Yeah, beat it!" shouted all the bad guys.
Then the story ended.
"Hey, w-w-w-wait an m-m-m-minute!" shouted Porky. "I h-h-h-h-haven't s-s-s-said – "
"Ah, you can't even say anything!" snapped Daffy. "Allow me. That's – "
"I think I should say it this time!" yelled Bugs.
And everyone was arguing who should say it, except Eric, Zack, Dia and Clive who were looking at the audience.
"That's all, folks!" they said together.
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
CAST LIST
Hero Cast
Live Action Characters
BAFTA TV Award nominee Matt Smith (Doctor Who, Party Animals) as Eric Epic the young ex-Sorcerer, the main protagonist.
BAFTA Orange Rising Star Winner Noel Clarke (Doctor Who, Kidulthood, Adulthood) as Zack O'Marrows, the main deuteragonist.
Twice Teen Choice Award winner Emma Watson (Harry Potter) as Diamond (or Dia for short) the ex-Mermaid, the main tritagonist.
Cartoon Characters
Looney Tunes Characters
Bugs Bunny
Daffy Duck
Lola Bunny (Space Jam version)
Porky Pig
Melissa Duck
Sylvester the Cat
Tweety Pie
Tasmanian Devil
Granny
Wile E. Coyote
Road Runner
Elmer Fudd
Yosemite Sam
Foghorn Leghorn
Pepe-Le-Pew
Beaky Buzzard
Penelope Pussycat
Witch Hazel
Mac and Tosh
Marvin the Martian
Bosko
Buddy
Foxy
Roxy
Goopy Geer
Beans the cat
Tiny Toon Characters
Buster Bunny
Babs Bunny
Plucky Duck
Hamton Pig
Shirley the Loon
Fifi La Fume
Furrball
Dizzy Devil
Calamity Coyote
Little Beeper
Gogo Dodo
Li'l Sneezer
Sweetie Pie
Mary Melody
Animaniacs
Yakko Warner
Wakko Warner
Dot Warner
Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
Hello Nurse
Slappy Squirrel
Skippy Squirrel
The Goodfeathers:
Bobby
Squit
Pesto
Rita the Cat
Runt the Dog
Mindy
Buttons
Minerva Mink
Chicken Boo
Mr. Skullhead
The Mime
Taz-Mania
Hugh Devil
Jean Devil
Molly Devil
Jake Devil
Dog the Turtle
Didgeri Dingo
Wendal T. Wolf
Francis X. Bushlad
Mr. Thickly
Constance Koala
Bull Gator and Axl
Daniel and Timothy Platypus
Buddy Boar
Bob's Mum
Loonatics Unleashed Characters
Ace Bunny
Lexi Bunny
Danger Duck
Slam Tasmanian
Tech E. Coyote
Rev Runner
Zadavia
Freakazoid
Freakazoid/Dex Douglas
Sgt. Mike Cosgrove
Histeria!
Father Time
Big Fat Baby
Miss Information
The World's Oldest Woman
Mr. Smartypants
Loud Kiddington
Charity Bazaar
Froggo
Aka Pella
Pepper Mills
Toast
Neomarvek
Zoe Saladna (Avatar, Star Trek [2009]) is the motion capture of Clive Boun
The Major (at the end)
The entire Neo Army (at the end)
Puppets
Chocolate or "Choc" the Brownie
Daniel or "Danny" the Dwarf
Sweet Corn the Unicorn
Shou Off the Chinese Dragon
Trolley the Troll
Anime Villagers
Chikako
Chikako's dad, the village leader
Villagers
Demon Commander
Demon Army
Stop Motion Characters
Rock Cakes
Michelle the Fairy (Lead vocals)
Jeff the Elf (Lead guitar)
Ugster the Orc (Keyboards)
Dark Robes (Drums)
Other Cartoon Characters
Nell the Dolphin (Dia's stepsister)
Model Ships
Chip the Irish Carrack
Sir (Chip's father)
Madam (Chip's mother)
Hot Boat (Chip's sister)
Cool Dude (Chip's brother)
Non-Warner Bros. Characters
Big Bird (from Sesame Street)
Gromit (from Wallace and Gromit)
Villain Cast
Live Action Characters
Golden Globe Award winner Ian McShane (Kung Fu Panda, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger's Tide, Deadwood) as Lord Jack Epic/Nymther, Eric's adoptive father, the main antagonist.
Five-time Empire Award winner Ewan McGregor (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Shallow Grave, Trainspotting) as Jim Epic/Nyhth/Bobo, John's twin brother and Eric's foster brother, a secondary antagonist, and later Elmyra Duff's pet weasel.
Four-time National Television Award Winner David Tennant (Doctor Who, Blackpool and Casanova) as John Epic/Nymuch/Jojo, Jim's twin brother and Eric's foster brother, a secondary antagonist, and later Elmyra Duff's pet weasel.
Cartoon Characters
Looney Tunes
Gossamer
Toro the Bull
Hugo the Abominable Snow
The Crusher
Tiny Toons Adventures
Elmyra Duff
Montana Max
Arnold the Pit Bull
Roderick Rat
Rhubella Rat
Margot Mallard
Danforth Drake
Giselle
Other Perfecto Prep students
Animaniacs
Pinky
The Brain
Thaddus Plotz
Ralph T. Guard
Taz-Mania
Bushwhacker Bob
Freakazoid
The Lobe
Cave Guy
Cobra Queen
Longhorn
Candle Jack
Hanna-Barbera Productions
The Vulture Squadron:
Dick Dastardly
Muttley
Zilly
Klunk
Neomarvek
Field Marshall Jengheng
The Major (at first)
The entire Neomarvek Army (at first)
Puppets
Halley
Halley's racing minions
Paper Cut Animation
The Deep-See Hunger Games aquatic creatures
The Sky-High Hunger Games flying creatures
Live Action supporting cast
Supporting Cast
Will Smith (Men in Black, Independence Day, The Pursuit of Happiness) as Captain Thompson
Eddie Murphy (Beverly Hills Cop, Shrek) as Lieutenant Pan
Martin Freeman (The Office, Sherlock, The Hobbit Trilogy) as The Old Irish Slave a.k.a. Captain Live Action
Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock, The Hobbit Trilogy, Star Trek: Into Darkness) as David Beckham
Mila Kunis (Family Guy, Black Swan, Ted) as Victoria Beckham
Live-Action Cameos
(In Alphabetic order)
Phil Collins
Seth MacFarlane
Elton John
Dwayne Johnson
Steven Spielberg (stop motion version)
Taylor Swift
WRITING CREDITS
Written by Bobby South
Looney Tunes created by Tex Avery, Bob Clampett, Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones and many others
Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs and Pinky and the Brian created and produced by Steven Spielberg, Tom Ruegger and Jean MacCrudy
Freakazoid created and produced by Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, Tom Ruegger and Steven Spielberg
Histeria! created and produced by Tom Ruegger
Taz-Mania created and produced by Art Vitello
Loonatics Unleashed created by Adam Trevor Grant and Joseph Louis Grant
Dastardly and Muttley created by Hanna-Barbera Productions
Big Bird created by Jim Henson Productions
Gromit created by Nick Park
SONGS
We Will Rock You performed by the Paper-cut animated aquatic animals (based on the song by Queen)
You're the Cream in My Coffee by Seth MacFarlane
Two Hearts by Phil Collins
Someday Out of the Blue by Elton John
That's the Way I Loved You by Taylor Swift
Time of My Live performed by the Rock Cakes (based on the song by Billy Medley and Jennifer Warnes