All right. Remember what I said about my gender-swapped parody I'm working on? It's going to be my biggest, grandest, and most imaginary project put to mind! It's my life's ambition. (Next to railroading, photography, and creating cartoons) I'm dedicating this to AnimationAmongUs2 (A DeviantART fellow of mine), and to all the Bonkers, Shnookums and Meat, SWAT Kats fans out there. (as well as to the Don Bluth, We're Back, and Winx Club fans, too) So here it is. Chapter 6!

Doris quickly woke up with a start. "I've got to get out of here." thought Doris to herself. "If I don't get back home, Peter's life will be in jeopardy, and I'm not talking about the game show! But first, I need some help!" She stood up and rattled the bars on the cage, hoping to get Lucky and Bonkers' attention.

"Lucky! Lucky! Wake up!" she whispered, sharply to them. Lucky yawned and stretched out his arms as he walked to the door. "What is it this time?" he asked, groaning. "Detective, I need your help!" said Doris. "Doris, it's nine at night. What do you want?"

"I had a dream just now," she started. "And Peter, Icy, the Trix, their henchmen, you, Bonkers, and everyone on board were all there." Everyone woke up to see her talking. "Icy said that he'll have to pick a wife before Friday the 13th or he'll die." "Say it ain't so! Friday the 13th?! I thought it was an unlucky day! It's superstition here!" shouted Bonkers. "Shut it, 'toon brain." Lucky insulted. "So lemme' get this straight: you want me to spring you outta' here so you can go home to Mr. Clark Kent? Right?" "Yes and no. Clark Kent already has Lois Lane." said Doris. "But you're right! I do have to get home!"

"Nope, no way, nada, zip, zilch, ix-nay, forget about it!"

"But a moment ago, you said you five were going to escape. Well, so am I!"

"You're too ditzy."

"Try me, please."

"Why should I?"

"Well…" Doris said, impressively. "I could seduce them, therefore, giving you the opportunity to escape."

"Yeah, right." scoffed Lucky.

"No, really, boys!" said Doris. "I'll just put on some hot poses so good it'll distract them. I'll demonstrate for you. Watch." She lied down on the floor and flexed her left leg up and down. Then she got up and started rubbing her curves. That got Bonkers and Fall-Apart Rabbit going gaga. They wolf-whistled and dropped their jaws, and went buggy-eyed. Then she started to take her left high heel off as her next pose. "GO, BABY, GO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! NNHN-UHNN!" shouted Fall-Apart. "Okay, okay, okay. You can stop now." said Lucky. Doris did so, immediately. "Glad to see I haven't lost my touch."

"What's your name, miss?" asked T-Bone.

"Doris Deer." She said.

"Welcome aboard, Ms. Deer." said Razor.

Everyone encouraged her to follow her dreams and gave her the best of luck.

"But, hey, once we're on deck, it's every 'toon for himself. Got that?"

"Yes, sir." said Doris who gave T-Bone a salute.

"Okay, ladies and gentlemen. Here's what we're gonna do. Now pay close attention. Watch my lips…" And T-Bone started explaining his plan.

One hour later, everything was set. Kwame was on lookout duty from his cage. "Have you got everything?" asked Kwame, silently. "This is our only chance of escaping." told Doris to the others. Then, the door opened. Rheneas gulped. "Here come the boots!" He whispered. Everyone gasped.

There was Steve with an armload full of buckets of nachos. "All right, baby, This is it. Get ready." Lucky ordered. "Okay, guys. Dinner time! Help yourselves down to some yummy nachos! Get 'em while they're hot! Real fresh!" He used the cell keys to open Mayor Manx's cage door,but Mayor Manx bluntly refused. "Go take you nachos somewhere else! They're nothing but junk food!" "Okay, suit yourself, you piece of dirt." insulted Steve. Then, he offered more nachos to Kwame, Rheneas, the Pussycats, Alan, Alexander, Alexandra, Sebastian, Carol, and Julie, who all refused.

"Nachos. Ugh! They should be snacks, not dinner! Oh, what the hey? I'll try some." Doris thought to herself. "You know what, Steve? I'll just have some nachos." she said to Steve. He opened her cage door and gave the nachos to her. When Steve left, she grabbed the door, stopping it halfway.

Steve made his way to Lucky, Bonkers, Fall-Apart, T-Bone, and Razor's cage. "Okay, fellas, I don't want anyone trouble from you tonight." Steve warned to Lucky. "Yeah, we'll be good, right, guys?" asked Lucky. "Right." said Bonkers, T-Bone, Razor, and Fall-Apart. But just as Steve opened their cage door, Bonkers pulled out a bugle and trumpeted the battle call. "CHARGE!" shouted Lucky, and the five guys ran out like football players, tackling Steve to the floor. The bucket full of nachos landed on Steve's face, while cheese oozed all over his face

Lucky picked him up, while Bonkers grabbed the keys to set everyone free. "Freeze! You're under arrest!" He shouted. He was just about to slap the cuffs on his wrists when Steve pulled out a walkie-talkie from his pocket and shouted, "Jailbreak!" "What?" asked Laura on the other end. "Jailbreak! Send in Max and the MP's! Pronto!" And just like that, the fake MP's charged down the stairs and tackled Lucky! "Bonkers! *ack!* Get them off of me, will ya?!" "You got it, boss!" shouted Bonkers.

He dove under the dog-pile and pushed them off with a spring. That sent the two men flying backwards into Carol and Julie's hands, giving Lucky enough time to cuff Steve. Then Max came charging in with a baseball bat and shouted, "No one cuffs my partner and gets away with it!" He swung the bat at Lucky's head, only to miss him as T-Bone gave him an uppercut from under the chin. Max stumbled backwards into a pile of basketballs when Mayor Manx (who was one of the captives to be let out) ran up and rapidly hit him with a frying pan! "You horrible fiend! Taking us away from our homes, will you?! Take that, and that, and that!"

Meanwhile, Carol and Julie were hitting the fake MP's with cardboard boxes, golf clubs, and dolls. "Leave us alone, you monsters!" shouted Carol. "No way, lady!" shouted one of the fake MP's. "Then I guess we'll have to do it the hard way." Said Julie. And they lunged at the two kidnappers, teeth and pieces of cloth flying everywhere. Then Carol turned to Doris and said, "Go! Get your friends out of here before it gets any worse!"

"But what about you guys?"

"Trust me! We'll take it from here!"

"Oh, all right. Come on! Let's go!" And Doris and her five friends ran up the stairs and out to the platform where T-Bone shouted, "Freedom!" And all the captives applauded their daring escape.

Doris, Lucky, Bonkers, Fall-Apart, and the SWAT Kats ran up to the middle of the ship where there were two vehicles: one was a run-down squad car that belonged to the two cops and the other was the Turbokat, a state-of-the-art, sleek jet made out of aircraft parts from Razor. "Hey, hey, hey! Hubba-bubba, Pickle! I'm talkin' ta you, you, you!" shouted a voice. It was Broderick, a purple 'toon CB radio who always gave out whereabouts of a crime taking place. Bonkers and Lucky took the front, while Fall-Apart and Doris took the back. She was just about to take her seat when… "Gotcha!" It was Laura who held a tight grip on Doris' wrist. "So…thought you could escape, didn't you?!" she sneered. "Well I'll tell you one thing. I'll show you what we do prisoners who bust outta' here!" And she held up a .42 revolver aimed right at her heart! "No!" shouted T-Bone who aimed his glovatrix at Laura, and out shot a boomerang that knocked the gun out of her hands and landed back inside.

"Why you…" snarled Laura who started to beat up the big SWAT Kat. But he and Razor aimed their glovatrixes right at her. Two octopus missiles launched from the compartments and the claws unfolded and made contact with her Laura's stomach. They pushed her down the platform, over the railing, and into the river where Laura landed with a "Ker-splash"! T-Bone and Razor high fived each other and hopped into the cockpit. "Good job, guys." said Lucky, proudly. "But the problem is… how are we supposed to get down there when we're up here?" "No worries, officer. I'll take care of that. Earth!" And from out of Kwame's ring, a beam of light rocketed under the ship and a giant beanstalk grew and grew until it reached the sky! Everyone was amazed by the sight! "Awesome Possum!" gasped Bonkers. "It's amazing!"

Then he turned his head to look at Doris and Fall-Apart. "In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere!" He said, sprouting his arm to the windows of the car. "Keep your hands, and arms, and feet inside the vehicle at all times! And we'reeeeeeeeee…" He started the ignition, shifted the gears, and pressed down on the gas pedal. The squad car drove off the starboard, down the long, twisty vine, onto the dock, out of a harbor, and onto a busy street. "...OUTTA' HERE!"

"Yay! We made it!" shouted Fall-Apart with joy along with Toots, Bonkers' red pet horn while Officer Light was singing "Dixie".

"Bonkers must always be excited, isn't he?" asked Doris to Lucky.

"Yep, he is." Lucky answered. "Bonkers,"

"Yeah, Lucky?"

"Get us outta' here before anyone sees us."

"You bet, o' partner mine."

And the squad car drove out of town and into the night.