Okay, here's the next chapter!

The next morning, the sun was rising over a set of skyscrapers as many people were ready to start the day. Meanwhile, deep inside an alleyway, the squad car was parked next to a dumpster and a couple of trash cans.

The Turbokat had landed in the same alleyway the squad car was. Bonkers and Lucky slept up front, while Doris and Fall-Apart slept in the back seat. As the sun's rays gleamed through the windows, Toots and Officer Light were the first to wake up. "Rise and Shine!" shouted Light.

"Honk-honk! *Ahoogah! Ahoogah!* Meep, meep, meep, meep! Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep!" shouted Toots.

"CAN IT!" shouted Lucky.

"Good morning… Coolsville!" announced Bonkers, happily.

"Run that by me again. *yawn* Where are we?" asked Doris, waking up.

"Coolsville! The headquarters to the one and only, Scooby Doo Detective Agency!" said Bonkers.

"Must you shout at a time like this?" asked Lucky, muttering.

"Hey. Announcers gotta do it. It's how it works."

"Never mind."

"Hey guys! Look!" shouted Fall-Apart. Everyone (Except for T-Bone and Razor) got out of the car and followed the rabbit to the sidewalk. "It's ummm, ummm… No, it's uh, ummm, ummm, ummm… Oh, what's that word?"

"Scooby Doo Detective Agency?"

"Yes! It's uhhh, uhhh… what he said!"

"Toons." Muttered Lucky.

"How do they stay young like this?" asked Doris to the detective.

"An aging ray." said a voice. It was T-Bone already in his secret identity as Chance Furlong. Razor was in his secret identity too as Jake Clawson. They were both wearing red baseball caps backwards, green cargo pants, tank tops, and black boots. (Chance's tank top was beige while Jake's was black.)

"Name's Chance and this is my best buddy, Jake."

"Detective Lucky Piquel."

"Doris Deer."

"Bonkers."

"Fall-Apart." And they introduced themselves to the two cats.

"Lucky?" asked Doris.

"Yeah, what is it?" said Lucky.

"How long is it from Coolsville to Possum City, I wonder?"

"I dunno." answered Lucky. "But you'll never make it."

"I will so. I'm fit."

"No, you're not. You've got "GET ME." written all over you."

"I might face the odds. I could hitchhike, you know."

"You wouldn't last a day in the middle of nowhere, lady."

Doris sighed, feeling depressed. She looked out to the east and said, "You're right. I'm lost."

"Yep. You're lost… and I'm lookin' at a beat chick." added Lucky. They and Bonkers, Fall-Apart, Chance, Jake, Broderick, Toots, and Officer Light went back to the squad car and Turbokat as Lucky continued saying, "But I'll give it 5 days tops and you'll be in the stomach of anything from a grizzly bear… to a turtle."

"Yes. But, Lucky, getting back to Peter is all that matters to me. I mean… guys, look!" And she called them to gather around.

"Guys…"

"What is it, Ms. Deer?" asked Jake.

"I want to talk about my fiancé." She said.

"You do?" asked Chance. "I didn't know you have a boyfriend."

"I do. Peter and I haven't been dating for years… until 4 days ago, when it all happened." said Doris.

But Lucky interrupted. "Don't get too mushy-gushy ahead of yourself. Okay?"

"You're asking me how we got together, right?"

"Well, ummm… yeah."

"Sure. Let's hear it."

"We do! We do! We do! We do!"

"Meep, meep, meep, meep! Honk, Honk!"

"Well, picture this." And the buildings and alleyway transformed into the spot where Pith Possum made his proposal. "The industrial complex of Possum City by the railroad track. Moonlit sky, and Obediah the Wonder Raccoon. It all started when we were relaxing in the park. Peter Possum got a phone call about his partner, Obediah."

"I thought you called him, 'Copy-boy.' " said Lucky.

"That's how I call him; it's my nickname for him."

"Oooooh."

"I asked him where he was going because I thought he was going to leave me behind and it turned that Peter is… Pith Possum."

"Pith Possum's Peter Possum? No way! You must've read too many Superman comics." said Bonkers.

"No, it's actually true, Bonkers." said Doris.

"Oh, yeah! I watched the first episode! I forgot! Pith Possum's secret identity is Peter Possum! I gotta refresh!" said Bonkers.

"Shut up!" growled Lucky.

"Anyway, he ran to the tracks to save his partner. And he did, too. I ran up and I said I was going to keep his secret for him. And then, there was the most romantic thing he ever said in his life." Said Doris.

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah?!" asked Bonkers, excited about the climax.

"What he'd do?" asked Chance.

"He pulled out a ring and said… 'Will you marry me?' " she finished on a lovely note.

"Awww." said Fall-Apart and Bonkers together while Toots was humming the "Romeo and Juliet Overture" theme song.

"Man, That's so cute." commented Chance.

"And they called it puppy love." added Jake.

"Ah, yes. Love is in the air… Big deal." Lucky said sarcastically.

And the surroundings vanished into thin air as it changed back into the alleyway.

"But, don't you see?" said Doris. "It's my fate, Lucky!" she put her arm around Lucky's shoulder. "I'm destined to marry Peter; it's in the stars."

"I'm destined to marry Peter; it's in the stars." mimicked Lucky, getting irritated. "Blah, blah, blah, blah, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET IT FIXED, HUH?!"

"Oh. I'm sorry." said Doris, kindly. "I guess no one likes a blabbermouth, right?"

"Heck, no. You think?" said Lucky. "There. You said everything about your boyfriend. Now beat it, scram, go away, vamoose."

"But, Lucky, you, the delightful Ms. Deer, and I were buddies! We just gotta help her get home! This could be the biggest and most exciting adventure you've been lookin' for!" said Bonkers.

"Wrong." grumbled Lucky.

"I don't see why you're grumpy every day." said Doris.

"You don't. I'm grumpy all the time." said Lucky.

"Well, what happened: did you and Dyl get a divorce?" asked Doris.

"No! We did not!" snapped Lucky.

"Oh, then she's waiting for you, right?"

"Look: would you stop following me for Pete's sake?"

"You know what you need? You need a dream."

"Bonkers and I got one."

"Well, what is it?"

"We'll tell you."

"No, we won't!"

"I'll keep it a secret."

"I don't care."

"Trust me."

"Forget it!"

"I don't care how ridiculous it is."

"GET OUTTA HERE!"

"I promise; pinky promise." She wrapped her pinky finger around Lucky's pinky finger. "I won't laugh."

"Okay, okay," He groaned. "I've got something."

"What is it?" Doris asked for the second time.

"You see that cop right there?"

"I'm looking at…" She raised her hand above her eyes to look out for the police officer Lucky described. And sure enough, she did! The chief of the Coolsville Police Department was giving him a promotion as they walked back to Police Headquarters.

"That's the cop I described about."

"You want to get a promotion?" She asked. Lucky nodded as if to say "Yes".

"Lucky, my fellow detective friend," She said with a sigh. "That's only for when you solve a BIG case. I mean, how big can it get?"

"I know." muttered Lucky. "What do you think I am: stupid?!"

"Bingo." said Chance and Jake together. Then, there was a transmission picking up from Broderick.

"Uh, hey! Hubba bubba, Pickle! Listen up!" He shouted. "Bank robbery in progress! Right here in First National Bank o' Coolsville. So let's burn some rubber and go, go, go!"

Lucky, Bonkers, Toots, and Office Light scrambled into the squad car. "Hey! What about me? Don't Fall-Apart and I get to go with you? Hmmm?" asked Doris to Lucky. "You, Fall-Apart, and those two cats stay here 'til I call you. Got it?" And he drove the squad car out of the alley and onto 5th street.

"Saaaaay, ya wanna' play a game o' bingo?" asked Fall-Apart. "No, Not right now, Fall-Apart," said Doris. "I should go over to the scene of the crime. But right now… I need to stay here until he calls me."

Meanwhile, at the First National Bank of Coolsville, there was indeed a bank robbery taking place, but for some reason, there was no cause for alarm. A fishing hook was stealing everyone's money, staying sneaky as it went. Then, the doors burst open and Bonkers and Lucky came rushing in shouting, "Stop in the name of the law!" "Yeah!" shouted Bonkers. "Hand over da purses and wallets to those poor, poor innocent souls and bankers!"

Everyone stared at the two officers in confusion. "No! The fishing line!" snapped Lucky. He went to the fishing line and spoke to it, "You're under arrest for attempted bank robbery and pickpocketing. You're goin' to- "*Rip!* One moment, everyone was screaming and covering their eyes in terror. The next thing, Lucky looked down and saw his white boxer shorts with pink hearts. Then he looked up to see his pants being slipped through a hole in the ceiling. "My pants!" shouted Lucky. "It took my pants!"

"Ooohhh! Cool shorts!" said Bonkers, cheekily. Even the Aracuan Bird (From the Donald Duck cartoons) was laughing at him like a loony. Lucky, who tried to grab his pants back, ran outside to deal with him. "Why you…" But the silly bird jumped up (causing Lucky to trip over himself), bounced on his back, and landed onto the pavement. Then he pulled out a unicycle from nowhere and rode away, grabbing Toots in the process.

"TOOOOOOOTSSSSSSS!" cried Bonkers. He ran after the Aracuan Bird shouting, "Hang on, Toots! I'll save ya!" "Meep, Meeeeeeep!" Toots responded. Lucky stood up looking down at his boxers. "Aw, great." He grumbled. "I'm standin' around in broad daylight and I got no pants on… again." "Precisely." said a voice. "Oh, no." groaned Lucky.

It was Razoul, who was right behind him with Fazal, Hakim, and Nahbi in tow. "Well, well, well. If it isn't my old friend, Detective Pickle." "Piquel. My name is Piquel, Razoul." "Oh, really." Razoul leaned closer to his face. "Then where is your partner? Out causing havoc to this city?!" "No, he's not! He's trying to get his pet horn back!"

"His pet is a cartoon horn?" asked Fazal. "Don't get too skeptical, Fazal." said Razoul. "Now… where is your badge?" "Oh, well, you see Razoul, ha ha… I left my badge in my pants when it was taken away."

"No badge?" asked Razoul. "NO BADGE?!" His voice was louder this time. "Well, it looks like we'll have to take you to prison again." He turned to his men and shouted, "Men! Seize the fat man!"

Lucky was frightened! "Aw, man!" He shouted. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" He started running for his life, away from the Royal Guards. "Quick! Into the automobile!" And they all scrambled into the squad car. Razoul, who was in the front seat, started the engine and drove back down 5th Street.

Meanwhile, Fall-Apart was playing Bingo with Chance, Jake, and Doris (who was still waiting to be called by Lucky). "Ya got any fours?" asked Fall-Apart. "Fall-Apart," muttered Chance. "We're playin' Bingo." "Hey, Chance," whispered Jake. "Do you think it's a good time to change into the SWAT Kats?"

"Yeah, we should've." He whispered back to his friend. "We've been playin' Bingo for half an hour." "DORIS!" Doris picked up her ears to hear Lucky shouting her name. "I've been waiting for him to call me the whole time. Now's my chance."

She ran to the sidewalk, saying, "Lucky, what's going on? Did you catch the crook?" She saw Lucky pass by (and got spun around in the process). Then the squad car went past, leaving her in the dust and exhaust. Doris coughed and sneezed violently.

"Was that *Cough, cough, cough!* Lucky in his box- *Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-Ah-Choooooo!* boxer shorts? *Cough! Ah-Choo! Sniff, sniff.* " The exhaust cleared up as Doris was rubbing her nose. "And was that Razoul and his men in the squad car? Oh, no! They're back! I don't know what to do now! I-I-"She went to a building that said, "BLAKE'S VIDEORAMA" and looked inside.

"I'll ask those businessmen." But before she walked in, Fall-Apart, Chance, and Jake ran up and they all said, "What happened to Lucky?" "He's on the run from the guards from Agrabah and he needs your help. You three follow the squad car and make sure they don't catch him first." Chance and Jake did so, but Fall-Apart went the wrong way.

"No, Fall-Apart!" She shouted. "They went the other way!" "If you insist!" said Fall-Apart, who tripped over and crashed into pieces. "Oh, that rabbit." She sighed. "He'll catch up in a few minutes." And she went inside the video arcade.

Me: Well, that was an unexpected visit from Razoul.

Doris: You can say that again.

Me: Well, I always wanted you to sneeze.

Doris: O.O

Me: Anyway, read and review.