Sorry about the delay last week. I was at my mother's house for school. Anyway, here's the next chapter!
Meanwhile, in Possum City, things were not going well for Peter Possum.
"So, Peter," said Icy. "When shall I announce our engagement? Today? Tomorrow? Wednesday?"
"Look Icy…" said Peter. "I'm not gonna' marry you. Even if you were the last witch on Earth or in the galaxy!"
"No fear. You can be the King of Possum City and rule by my side."
"I said NO!"
"No?" Icy started to get angry. "No?! You dare trifle with ME?!" Until, she caught something. "Oh, I get it. You're kidding." She started laughing hysterically with Darcy and Stormy as did Katnip, Claire, and Hunch.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?!" she snapped. Katnip, Claire, and Hunch covered their mouths (and beak) and scurried off.
Icy: Don't make me laugh, (A-ha-ha-ha)
Don't make me laugh! (A-ha-ha-ha)
Katnip placed Peter in front of her.
Icy: My funny friend,
Don't make me… BEEEEEEENNNNND in half!
Don't be a card, bud!
Don't mess with Icy.
Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to feel spicy!
Peter stumbled onto an office chair on the seat of his hindquarters as Katnip pushed him.
Icy: Don't make me laugh, (Hee-hee-hee-hee)
Don't pull my leg! (Hee-hee-hee-hee)
Hunch pushed him over to Icy.
Icy: May I suggest you would do… BEEEEEEEESSSSST to beg!
She picked him up.
Icy: If you say no, sir,
If you refuse,
This is your notice that I refuse… to lose!
Then, they did the tango.
Icy: Say "yes!", my love,
And go with a winner!
Beliiiiieeeeeeve me,
That would be… wiiiiiiiiser.
Say "no!", poor dove,
And YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU are a *gator's* dinner.
And Ms. Deer is… the appetizer… Aaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
Darcy, Stormy, Katnip, Claire, and Hunch: Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee,
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Icy: Get the picture?
Don't make me laugh, (A-ha-ha-ha)
Or slap my knee. (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
I'm no hyena,
So my pee-tah,
What'll it be?
Right this way to the Trix estate or write your epitaaaagh?!
You choose your fate!
Don't make me wait!
And buddy… Don't make me… Laaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuugh!
She let go of his hand, making him spin like a top, but not before finishing, Ha-ha-ha-ha! Just then, as the song finished, a telephone rang. Darcy picked up the receiver and said, "Hello? Who is it? You want Icy? Oh yes, she's here. Icy, it's for you." She passed it down to Icy who said, "Hello? Duke, is that you? What is it? Did you stop them?"
The Duke talked on the other end of the line on how they failed to accomplish their plan. "You… FAILED ME?!"
"YES, I KNOW!" the Duke snapped in his shrilly tone of voice. "The stupid cartoon bobcat turned me into a midget! How dare he do this to me!"
"I see… goodbye." She hung up and snarled under her breath, "I'm going to marry Peter Possum if it's the LAST! THING! I! DO!"
