Finally, after facing a couple of slave traders, a flock of nasty owls, a hungry sap-sucker, and a troop of wooden robots, the last chapter… IS HERE!
Night came, and Icy laughed sinisterly. "As I said, my love," She said as the Eds snuck onto the property of her lair. "I… REFUSE... to LOSE!" Peter gasped as Edd used a pair of binoculars to see the commotion. As you can see, Peter Possum was decked out in a wedding suit, as Icy was wearing a gown that matched her trademark color.
"Let me go!" He snapped. "You're hurting my tail!" "Then, get smart. YES!Or die trying." His not-to-be-desired-wife said in a threatening tone.
"I don't stand a chance with you!" Peter shot back. "But, honey dumpling," Icy said. "You'll only rot." And with that, she flung him over her right shoulder as if it were a pack. "Now, off to the wedding!" Yes, things seemed the end to Peter "Pith" Possum. Until…
"Not so fast, Icy!"
In front of her were a reporter and a magnificent menagerie of her friends. It was Doris Deer, Ace Reporter for a Great Metropolitan Tabloid! Alive and well!
"YOU!" Icy dropped him down to the sidewalk. "How many times do we have to kill you, woman?!"
"Four times was enough, Icy." said Doris. "You've picked the wrong town to take over!"
"Now, you're going to WISH that you WERE!" Then, Icy turned to Darcy and Stormy. "Ladies, take of care of Peter for me, please. I've got a score to settle with Doris Deer." Catching up to Icy, they stood face to face in the foyer. "Let the battle BEGIN!" The stage was set. Doris and Icy were coming head on. Doris had her fists sticking out front, but Icy used her powers to trap her! "NO!"The men shouted.
"Well, that was said and done easily." Icy said as the rest came to her. "Come, Peter." She dragged him by the hand. "Let me go!"
"Ms. Deer! Oh-no!" cried Double D. "Quick! Follow those bad guys!" Patou shouted as everyone pushed her out front and put her on the wagon. It was a difficult time, handling the weight of the ice block as they went steadily out of the bad side of town.
Meanwhile, the Trix had made it to the Jane Goodall Zoological Church. The pastor was expecting Doris and Peter together, but Icy shoved the door aside and raised her voice for all to hear. "Creatures of Earth, I have come in peace." The animals sighed a breath of relief. Yeah, right. "However… if you don't turn in a sum of one million dollars, I shall take over all of Possum City!" Everyone screamed in terror and ran for their lives, even if they evacuated the church!
Meanwhile, the good guys pulled hard as they could to follow the Trix. Even now, the mass of the ice block started to crush the wagon. Fall-Apart, who had been tugging on the handle for quite some time, gave a breath and plopped down on the pavement. "Pat, are we there yet?" he moaned. "I wanna' get some ice cream."
Suddenly the earth started to shake. Was it an earthquake? No. It was…AN ONCOMING STAMPEDE AT 9 O CLOCK! "Somebody, git dat wagon!" Patou shouted. Stubbs and Bonkers pushed and pushed, but it was too late! The stampede trampled the two and pushed the ice block out of its path! It shattered into pieces and Doris fell on her front side. Her teeth chattered and her face was blue. "Ms. Deer!" shouted Double D. "Are you all right?"
Doris rested her palm onto her forehead. "Brrrrr! Staying trapped in that ice block got me all frozen up." She said. "Ms. Deer, you must save Mr. Possum!" Double D cried. And everyone else started pitching in.
"Git goin', Ms. Deer!"
"Come on, baby! You can do it!"
"Atta girl. That's the stuff!"
"Come on. Get up!"
"I think you can."
Doris shook in place to get herself warm and she finally regained focus. "I didn't come… 548 miles and… lose three out of my eleven friends to be slaughtered by the likes of you!" Finally, they pushed her to the front door of the church and Doris said, "ICY! COME ON! I'M TAKING YOU DOWN!" Whooping out a battle cry, she charged forward and kicked Icy in the face! Icy was enraged. "YOU STUPID TWIT! I'LL KILL YOU!" She was about to use her powers when Doris jumped in the air and punched her.
"Copyboy! Run!" She ordered. Peter did so and the two got in a duel. Icy used her hand to freeze Doris, but she went one way and grabbed her ponytail. She yanked it so hard that Icy was sent screaming. "GO, BABY, GO!" shouted Eddy.
The two women got into a chase with her friends trailing behind. "Darcy! Stormy! Help me out!" said Icy. They tried to stop them, but four figures pushed them aside. Stepping out of the shadows were Obediah, Lucky, T-Bone, and Razor! Obediah had found them and decided they could help out. "You guys go help out Ms. Deer! We'll do the rest!" said Razor. Everyone gave them a salute and rushed off into the battle.
Meanwhile, Icy had tailed Doris Deer to her lair, where the battle would continue. She lifted her left leg up and Icy crashed into her foot. "I'LL TEACH YOU TO KICK ME!" She got ready to slap Doris, who ducked and slapped her back. "I was ready to have him, Ms. Deer! Now, you're going to meet your maker!"
Just as all hope seemed lost, Lucky came and flung her over his back! Doris gave him a big bear hug. "Oh, Lucky! I thought you were dead!" "Hey, I thought I was dead, too." replied Lucky. "But that's not all. STUBBS! ROLL 'ER IN!" The earth shook and in came a large army tank, with Stubbs in the cockpit. "Did someone call in a tank?!" Stubbs shouted. "Bonkers, do the honors!" ordered Lucky.
"You got it, boss!"
And with that, he packed her, Darcy, and Stormy inside the cannon. Stubbs used a lever to lift the cannon up high, and then, shouting, "FIRE IN THE HOLE, GUYS!", he pressed a button, and the tank shot them way up high into the sky!
"But what if they come back?" asked Doris.
"No worries. They ain't comin' back." advised Patou. And he was right: a ball which carried them up high exploded, killing them all, and putting an end to the Trix's would-be reign of terror.
Peter Possum gave her a kiss on the cheek, "Ms. Deer, will you ever marry me?"
"Oh, of course, I will!" She said.
In the next 5 days, it was a beautiful spring morning. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping harmonious songs, and the air was fresh. Inside the Jane Goodall Zoological Church, every animal, from the large elephant to the small ant, were there for Peter Possum and Doris Deer's wedding.
The pastor asked them if they were going to take care for each other as long as they lived, to which they responded, "I do".
"Then, by the powers invested in me, I now declare you husband and wife." Everyone applauded. "Congratulations." said the pastor. "You may kiss the bride." They did so and a standing ovation occurred, while Lucky, Chance, Jake, Bonkers, Fall-Apart, Toots, Light, Broderick, Snipes, Stubbs, Patou, Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Obediah gave them a big group hug.
"So, Doris Deer and Peter Possum proved that neither distance nor danger could stand in the way of true love. You only need to follow your heart. And puncturing pinecones! They lived happily ever after." And that's when the final song began.
Chorus: Just wait and see-eee.
Our wedding day is not very far,
Our folks will whisper,
And say how lovely we both are,
Later, the Possums and their friends were seen with their wonderful children, as their father, T-Bone and Razor were teaching them how to be superheroes. Peter Possum and Doris Deer's dream of marrying each other finally came true.
We'll,
We'll have a ball.
Dancing and aaaaaaalllllllll…
When We Get… Maaaaaaa-rried!
Then, the screen was pushed aside to reveal Stubbs the Clown smiling, and saying, "Good night, folks!" And he pulled the screen back to reveal the words,
THE END
Wow! How was that?! That was one incredulous story I wrote there! R&R! Hoped you like it! Also, in the last few chapters, I borrowed some quotes from Aladdin, Ed, Edd, and Eddy's Big Picture Show, the Garfield theme song "Friends Are There", Rock-A-Doodle, and We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story.