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Chapter 4: Chasing Natsu-Both fluff

It's for both of them! This would have been up earlier… but I was almost done… when my computer spazzed when I tried to save my document ._. This was my reaction:

Me: Save!

Computer: *spazzes out and refuses*

Me: -_- please god no.

*5 minutes later*

Me: SHINIGAMI CHOP!

So yeah…

Please enjoy…

"Thanks for walking me home Shinra!"

"No problem! Both Izaya and Shizuo said that you get lost very easily! It's a good thing you live on the way to my house or else you'd have to go home all by yourself, and be lost for all eternity!"

Well at least he's being positive about it. "I didn't know you lived this way! Could have helped me ages ago!"

"You'll figure out the way eventually."

"… do you know who you're talking to?" I laughed.

"Haha, you're right!" a loud crash met my ears as we turned a corner. "I have a feeling…"

"That it's a fight between some certain people we know?" I tilted my head.

"Most likely. Wanna watch?" he asked before grabbing my hand, and dragging me toward the noise.

Well at least I got to answer.

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"IZAYA-KUN!" yelled a loud voice.

Said boy turned to see a certain blond teen lifting a vending machine, chucking it in his direction. After dodging, Izaya turned to Shizuo, "Hello Shizu-chan~!"

A vein popped in the other's head. "Today is the day you die, you damn flea!"

"But Shizu-chan, you've said that how many times now and I'm still living?" the crimson eyed teen taunted.

"Shut up!" yelled Shizuo as he aimed a punch at the smaller boy.

The latter easily got out of the way, taking out his flick blade, he aimed for Shizuo's shoulder. Said blond saw it coming, "Not this time!" he yelled before lifting the other up by the collar of his shirt.

'Stupid brute got smart for once.' thought Izaya as he was lifted off the ground. "Shizu-chan-" before he could finish, Shizuo lifted his arm up.

"Say goodbye you dam louse."

Click!

Confused, they both turned to see a girl with brown hair put up in a braid, and radiant green eyes holding a phone up. "Aw! Such a cute picture! You guys almost look like friends in this picture!" she cooed.

The thought 'FRIENDS?' ran through both Izaya's, and Shizuo's mind.

Natsuyo turned toward Shinra, "Isn't this a cute picture Shinra?" she was bubbling with happiness.

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"Isn't this a cute picture Shinra?" I asked the chirpy brunet.

Shinra gave me a scared, yet happy, look. "N-Natsuyo… I think you should r-run…" he stuttered.

"Huh? Why?"

As if to answer my question, a giant murderous aura caught my attention. I slowly turned, a look of fear plastered to my face, to see Shizuo and Izaya glaring with the intent to kill. "Delete the picture Natsuyo." said the taller of the two.

"B-B-B-But-"

"Natsu-chan delete it." said Izaya in a deadly voice.

Want to know what I did next?

I got the hell out of dodge that's what.

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Before long (like about ten seconds) I could feel them starting to catch up. WAH RAMEN GODS HELP ME!

Do you want my help?

YOU'LL ACTUALLY HELP ME!

Well only for my sake. If you die, then I'll die, and I don't want to die thanks to your stupidity.

Wow thanks. But yes I would like your help.

Get ready to run like Speedy Gonzales.

As if on cue, a much need shot of adrenaline ran through my body, boosting my speed by A LOT. "THANK YOU INNER ME!" I yelled while running.

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'I should be able to predict where she goes!' Izaya thought happily as he and the man he hated started running after Natsuyo. But a realization donned on him. 'Shit, even she doesn't know where she's going.' he sighed.

The sigh didn't go unnoticed. "What the hell is wrong with you?" asked Shizuo, not worried but curious.

"Nothing a protozoan can understand~." replied Izaya, the same childish grin on his face.

"Why you little-"

"Focus on getting that picture, stupid brute."

Shizuo huffed, before he saw Natsuyo running past an alley near them, "This way!" he yelled before yanking Izaya by the collar.

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"I MADE IT!" I yelled once I reached Raijin.

I have no idea why I ran here, but I guess I never know where I'm running do I? "Hey Natsuyo-chan!" yelled someone.

I turned to see Dotachiin and Shinra standing in front of the school. "You're alive!" yelled Shinra.

"Of course I'm alive! No thanks to you!" I yelled, hurriedly looking around for any sign of the other two.

"I'm surprised you are alive. Wait what did you do?" asked Dotachiin.

"Oh!" I focused my attention away from looking around, "I kinda took a picture of Izaya and Shizuo, and said they looked like friends. SO they chased me and… then I ended up here…"

"Can I see the so called Forsaken Picture?"

"Sure." I whipped out my phone, but as soon as I did I heard a crash from behind me. "NEVER MIND GOTTA GO!" I yelled before sprinting off in a different direction.

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"THERE SHE IS!" yelled Shizuo as he threw a sign in front of her. He missed. "Just because I think you're kind of cute doesn't mean I'll go easy on you!" the blond stopped. "Oops-" he blushed and covered his mouth.

'I hope no one heard that.' he thought.

"PFT STUPID SHIZU-CHAN!" yelled Izaya, who was doubling over laughing.

Shizuo quickly threw a trash can at him, and since Izaya had his guard down for just the right amount of time it hit him in the face, causing him to fall backwards. "NOW SHUT IT!"

In actuality, no one but Izaya heard Shizuo say the embarrassing words of what he thought of Natsuyo. All Shinra and Dotachiin saw was Izaya laughing at Shizuo (who was blushing like mad), and then Shizuo threw a trash can that hit the smaller teen in the face. Natsuyo of course didn't hear it because… well… she sprinted off when she heard a crash, and wasn't paying attention. But said girl stopped, turned, and yelled, "I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! I WOULD BE WORRIED RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME SO I CAN'T!" then ran off.

"GOD DAMMIT FLEA!" yelled Shizuo, who completely forgot about the picture.

"Oh no! Shizu-chan is going to kill me~!" yelled Izaya in mock fear. He cackled as he ran from the rampaging mocha eyed man.

So at the end of the day, Natsuyo still had the picture (which she forgot about), and ended up finally getting home about four hours later, thanks to Shinra's help. Dotachiin never did get to see the picture, and the other two just completely forgot about it.

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"Finally! We've come up with a plan!" yelled a grizzly looking man. "Now to get revenge on that bastard!"

The other men cheered. "When are we going to act?" asked a man with shoulder-length brown hair.

"Well, Kokusagumo, I think tomorrow should be good?" smiled the other man.

A devious smirk graced the other mans, Kokusagumo, lips. "Excellent, Zenaku-sama."

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Cliff hanger~

This was mostly just a humor chapter xD anyway… next week I'll ultimately disappear until Friday BECAUSE of my schedule. Marching band and driver's ed do not mix. I'll try and get it up before next week but… yeah…

2 more weeks and I'll be able to get my permit! (in 2 weeks I turn 15 XD) unfortunately my birthday is also on a Sunday, so I have marching band the next day :I maybe if I pester my mom enough she'll let me out of it~

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Kokusagumo= Japanese wolf spider

Zenaku= Evil