San Diego

8:55 PM

We touched down in San Diego with no problems. I didn't remember the flight at all because the drugs had knocked me out. We walked off the plane and into the terminal. Rukia said she had to go to the bathroom. This was my chance so I discreetly followed her.

She entered the bathroom and went into the stall. I caught the door and went into the stall with her.

"What the hell are you doing?" She demanded.

I pulled a glove over my hand. "Turn around and take off your pants."

"Hell no, I'm not giving it to you!"

"No need to make things difficult sweetie." I shoved her against the wall face first.

"Get the fuck off of me psycho!"

I held my arm against her back and slightly took down her pants. Then with my gloved hand I shoved two fingers into her ass. She screamed out.

"Shut up and stop moving I can't get a hold on it."

Then I finally got the tiny balloon with my fingers and drew it out. She stopped struggling and drew a sigh of relief. I put the balloon in my pocket and discarded the glove. Then Rukia pulled up her pants and flipped around.

"What the hell? You just fucked me with your hand!"

"Oh I'm sorry did you want me to take you to dinner first?

"Rape….Rape, rape you just raped me!" She yelled

"It's not rape if you agree to it."

"I did not agree to your hand up my ass!"

"In a sense you did, you agreed to carry my drugs, so that means you also agree to return them to me which means my hand up your ass."

"This is total bullshit, get out!"

"Fine I have what I want, feel free to take a piss now." I waved her off and exited the bathroom stall.

I rejoined the group outside and soon Rukia followed. We went out to the rental car area and picked up our car and headed for the hotel. On the way there I flipped through my soul phone looking through messages. Yoruichi looked over and saw my wallpaper.

"Is that a picture of you and Aizen?" She asked

"Yeah we went to Tokyo one time and got super smashed." I said back.

"Soi Fon Aizen is an international criminal and public enemy number 1 in the soul society, what if you got caught hanging out with him?

"Whatever I don't really give a shit anyways."

We arrived at the hotel. Urahara took a room with Ichigo, Byakuya with Rukia and I was stuck with Yoruichi again.

We were busy unpacking when a knock came at the door. It was everyone else.

"Come on there's a bon fire down at the beach and night surfing let's go!"

We forgot what we were doing and followed them down to the beach. There were lots of people surfing and enjoying the fires. We started our own private fire and Urhara pulled out a bottle of Jaeger and some shot glasses.

"Yeah let's get a little party going!" Ichigo exclaimed.

Urhara filled the glasses and handed them out. We held our glasses in the air.

Byakuya spoke up. "To Yoruichi and her years of service to the soul society!"

"CHEERS!"

First things first we been rippin

Get it in, cudder

Niggas know the name it's none other

I know you know me, the double O repper

Do you step a gun toter nana, smoke kusher

I know you lovin how I do it when I switch up the nizzame

Skinny nigga diggy in ya city getting chizzange

Like I'm Carmelo meet me in the gizzame

Yammin on ya sucka niggas yammin on these hoes

Roll swishers in the whip, with the pistol quick

As now whisky motherfucka, we up in this bitch

Hoes love cudder smooth duder, cudua

I am climbing, I am climbing, and I know why

Unknown Location

10:09 AM

I rolled over in my sheets. My whole body was in pain, but the worst was my head. My hand wandered. I felt another body? I was in bed with someone. I opened my eyes and in my blurry vision I saw deep purple hair. Most likely Yoruichi. I sat up moaning there were bandages around my head, dried blood on my face.

My white button up shirt was open revealing my bra. I looked down and my pants were around my ankles. I looked over at Yoruichi and noticed her pants were at her ankles as well exposing her chocolate skin. That's when I knew.

"No…No, no, no, no, no, fucking shit, no!"

I fell off the bed scrambling to pick my pants up.

"This isn't happening, make it go away, make it go away!" I shut my eyes holding my throbbing head in my hands.

Then I heard moans coming from the bathroom, I ran to it. It was Urahara curled up in the bathtub without pants on. He also seemed to be bleeding from the head.

"Kisuke! Kisuke! Wake up!"

He stirred and opened his eyes.

"What's that now?"

"Something horrible just happened!"

"Hmmm yeah?"

"I think Yoruichi and I had hand sex last night!"

That seemed to perk him up.

"You guys did what?"

"I think we made hand sex."

"What the hell is hand sex?"

"You know it's that thing lesbians do, they fuck on each other with their mouths and hands."

Urahara started to laugh hysterically and it didn't look like he was stopping anytime soon.

"Hahahahaha you guys made a hand fuck party, that's hilarious, hahahaha!"

"Shut up, this is fucking serious! I put my hand in my mentor's pikachu, that is not funny."

"Oh yes it is, I'm texting everyone!" Urahara pulled out a phone and started typing.

"Kisuke if you send that message I will rape you in the face and I swear to God I will cum in your mouth!"

"Too bad I already hit send." He retorted.

That's when I lost it. I yelled like a monkey and threw him to the bathroom floor. Then I got on top of him straddling his upper body. I started to undo my belt.

"Open your mouth now!"

He screamed. "No! Get off me you crazy wench!"

"I said open it!"

"Stop taking off your pants!"

"Open your fucking mouth."

"What the hell is going on in here?" Yoruichi stood in the doorway. Luckily her pants were on. Her shirt was open like mine revealing her upper body.

"She's trying to put her lady jizz in my mouth!" Urahara whined.

Yoruichi gave me a shocked look. I was caught.

"That is absolutely not what I'm doing!" I defended myself.

I got off Urahara and Yoruichi went to the main room to look out the window.

I looked at Urahara. "Pull that shit again and I will rape you so hard you have no idea."

Urahara crossed his arms. "Oh really, with what?"

I held up my fist. "With this, I'll shove the whole thing in, no lube no mercy."

"Well it's nice to know you're a rapist Soi Fon."

"I'm not a rapist, but cross me again and I will rape you."

"Hey guys come look at this!" Yoruichi yelled from the other room

Urahara and I walked over to the window where Yoruichi was standing and looked out. Crowded houses and buildings all built on top of each other stretched for miles. The streets were busy with traffic. Old busted up cars, taxies and even some livestock.

"Where the hell are we?" Urahara whispered.

"Definitely not San Diego." Yoruichi answered.

That's when I noticed something about Yoruichi.

"Oh my God." I laughed pointing at Yoruichi.

"What?" She asked

Urahara started laughing to.

"Go look in the mirror just please don't freak out ok?"

Yoruichi walked swiftly to the bathroom mirror and screamed. There was a butterfly design tattoo on her face.

"What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?"

"I think it adds a nice touch." I chimed in.

"No it doesn't how am I supposed to accept an award looking like this?"

Then there was moving that broke our attention and something making a sound underneath what seemed like large pillows and blankets. Then a man stood up.

"What the-?" Yoruichi couldn't finish what she was saying.

It was Aizen standing completely naked with his underwear at his feat. I noticed he did have an incredibly small dick to.

"Hey what's up niggas!"

Everyone was quiet and completely stunned.

Aizen laughed "You guys are all so quiet still hung over yes?"

Aizen pulled up his underwear and grabbed a robe to put on.

"Excuse me but how is it there you're here and where the hell are we?" Yoruichi asked.

Aizen sat down on the couch and opened a bag of coke.

"Come on Soi I know you want in on this come sit down".

I need a little something so I sat down next to him. Yoruichi looked thoroughly disappointed.

"Soi Fon texted me last night, said you were in San Diego and wanted to party, so we came down here to Mexico to get our freak on."

Yoruichi gasped. "We're in Mexico?

"Mexico City." He answered.

Aizen cut the coke into two lines one for me and one for him.

"You're crazy mother fucker Yoruichi, but that freaky fuck Byakuya was outta his mind, man I just love you guys!" Aizen said rolling up a dollar bill.

I rolled up a dollar bill as well and we both bent over and did our lines. When Aizen was finished he put his bill down.

"Ok you guys ready for the craziest fucking story ever?"

Aizen stopped and his eyes rolled back in his head. He fell face first into the coffee table….dead.