Mexico City Hotel

10:32 AM

"Oh my God. What the Fuck? What the Fuck?" Urahara screamed.

"Oh my God he's fucking dead. Help! Help! Help!" Yoruichi yelled.

I silenced her putting my hand over her mouth. "Shut the fuck up! Do you really want someone to come into here to find a dead body, the three of us and a pile of cocaine? That's a one way ticket to jail dumbass!"

"Well then what do we do? We can't just leave a dead body up here."

"Let me think. Let me think." I rubbed my head.

I snapped my fingers. "I've got it, there should be a kitchen down stairs so why don't we put him in one of those industrial sized freezers?"

"That could work." Yoruichi said back.

We put a sheet over Aizen and started to carry him to the bottom floor when we got the hotel kitchen I looked through the window to make sure no one was around. The coast was clear so we walked the body into the kitchen and found the freezer. We set him inside shut the door and locked it. Then we exited the kitcken.

"We got to go back up and find Byakuya, Aizen said he was with us last night. So he's probably still in the room." Urahara stated.

We all agreed and went back to the room. We began to search tearing the whole place apart. I noticed a sign that said first aid was available on odd number floors but that didn't make much sense to me.

Urahara opened the closet and standing inside was a 4 year old boy dressed in a circus uniform. "Oh hey little boy you look so cute in your little outfit-Oww!"

The little boy had punched him in the face.

"What's going on over there?" Yoruichi asked.

"I found a little boy in the closet." Urahara said holding his face.

I was searching through pillows and blankets when I found something. "Hey guys."

"What?" They both asked.

I held out a bloody shirt. "This is Byakuya's shirt."

Yoruichi walked over to examine it. "There's a lot of blood and it looks like there's a stab hole in it.

"Byakuya was stabbed?" Urahara guessed.

"It looks like it." Yoruichi mused.

"If that's true he's seriously hurt or dying somewhere, we need to find him now!" I said.

We all agreed and went down outside with the little circus boy to find a place to have breakfast and plan our next move.

We walked outside into the dusty streets looking for a bite to eat.

"Let's go there!" Urahara pointed.

There was a large sign on the side of a strip club that said "Comida" in big letters."

Yoruichi sighed. "Fine"

We walked into the strip club and ordered food. We sat by the stage and Kisuke watched in awe as naked girls danced in front of him. Yoruichi payed no attention, as she was busy scribbling notes down onto a napkin. The little boy was chewing on some Mexican candy. I put a little chew in my mouth and spit into my empty cup, watching along with Kisuke.

"How do they do this?" Kisuke asked not looking away from the nude girls.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"They're mother fucking butt ass naked, with mother fucking Jimmy Choo's on, who taught them how to do that?" Kisuke said staring.

"Yeah it's like their pussy game is on a whole new level."

"Yeah but who did that? How did their pussy game come up?"

"I bet if you fucked their pussy you'd be fucking parts of pussy you'd never fucked before. You'd be in there and then it would be like "Shit! I've never been here before! I have never even been to this part of pussy town before." You know what I mean?"

"Yeah it's like they got their pussies reupholstered or some shit like that. Who the fuck reupholstered their pussies like this?"

"I wonder what pussy town looks like? I wonder if there's a Starbucks there? Hey Yoruichi do you have a Starbucks in your pussy town?"

Yoruichi looked up from her napkin and glared at me. "No Soi Fon I do not have a Starbucks inside of my vagina, now both of you cut it out and listen up!"

She put the napkin down in front of us. "Ok it all starts at 10:15 we were drinking by the bon fire. I assume something was put in our drinks because I remember nothing. Then we woke up here around 10. That gives us about a 12 hour time lapse in which we need to fill details so we can find Byakuya so I thought we should all empty our pockets and see what we find."

We all reached in and threw our pocket contents on the table.

"I've got a text from Aizen at 10:46 "On my way niggas." Not very helpful I guess." I said.

"I've got nothing." Yoruichi said.

"Here's something. I have a free beer coupon for Jose's Cantina, and there's a stamp on it."

I lit up a cigarette. "Looks like we're going to Jose's Cantina

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