Mexico City
11:42 AM
I made sure I had all my drug money in my pocket. Then we went out to the street to get another cab. A rusty old yellow car pulled up and we all crammed in. Kisuke had the little circus boy sit on his lap.
I flipped open my phone again.
"Ok the name of the jail he's being held at is called Reclusorio Norte." I said reading my phone.
"Well that's a weird name." Kisuke pointed out.
"It's Mexico, everything here is a little strange." I retorted.
The cab driver stepped on the gas and we were off.
We arrived at the men's jail 6 minutes later. We walked up the steps and entered into the main waiting room. Since I was the one who had the money I went to the window.
I approached an officer behind a glass partition.
"Umm English?" I asked.
The man nodded. "Yes."
"Ok yeah I'm here to get out a friend of mine, he was arrested last night."
"Name?"
"Byakuya Kuchiki."
The officer went to the back for a minute and then returned with a small file. He opened it in front of me.
"Your friend has committed many crimes, destruction of public property, drunk in public, and resisting arrest."
What the fuck was Byakuya thinking? Crazy mother fucker.
"How can I make this all go away?"
"5,000 cash and we all forget, otherwise he stay in jail."
I drew my cash wad from my pocket and picked out 5,000 and handed it over. The officer took it from me and handed the file to another officer who disappeared. I stood and waited. The door to the jail buzzed and an officer rolled out a small Mexican man in tribal clothing on a wheel chair. The man was extremely old and seemed like he was missing teeth. I stood in front of him confused.
I went back to the window. "Hey who the hell is this?"
"That is Byakuya Kuchiki and here are his wallet and ID cards." The officer handed me a wallet and two ID cards.
I looked at the cards and they both had Byakuya's picture on it. One was his soul society identification card and the other was his Karakura town DMV ID card.
I slammed the ID card against the window.
"Does that guy in the wheel chair look like he's 6'2 from Karakura Japan?" I yelled.
"Not my problem, that is who we arrested and those are the ID we found."
"This is bullshit! I want my money back now!"
"Now refunds asshole."
The officer closed his little window and walked away. I looked at the toothless old man. He got out of the wheel chair and smiled at me.
Yoruichi and Kisuke came up to me.
"Who the hell is this?" Kisuke asked.
"According to Mexico City PD its Byakuya."
"Well what the hell are we supposed to do with him?" Yoruichi asked.
I rubbed my head. "I need to think let's just go outside and mull things over."
We all decided to go outside and get something to drink. Everyone got Mexican sodas but I was withdrawing so I got a fifth of rum and mixed it with a soda.
We all sat on a wall outside and I paced back and forth sipping my alcohol trying to think of what to do next. Yoruichi was on her phone trying to do a little research and Kisuke wa just hanging out with the kid.
"God Dammit what the fuck do we do now?" I yelled.
"Nice going Soi fon you got the wrong Byakuya." Kisuke snorted.
"Shut up asshole you've done absolutely nothing this whole time and I just lost 5,000 dollars!"
"Oh I'm so sorry you lost your drug money pussy pirate."
"What the fuck did you just call me?"
"I called you a pussy pirate because you love pussy, especially Yoruichi's pussy. Tastes good doesn't it muff diver?"
Yoruichi's head snapped up.
"What the hell are you to yelling about?" She demanded
"Yeah that's right Soi Fon why don't you tell Yoruichi all about it." Kisuke teased.
I glared at him. "If you say one word I swear to god I will rape you right here on the ground in front of everyone, and I don't care who watches."
Kisuke looked at Yoruichi. "You and Soi Fon had a little fuck party last night and you both sucked on each others pussies. "
I yelled and jumped on top of Kisuke trying to pull down his pants.
"I'm going to fucking rape your ass!" I yelled.
"Help get her off of me!" He screamed.
Yoruichi grabbed a hold of me and dragged me off of Kisuke.
"What the fuck you guys need to pull your fucking shit together now!" Yoruichi screamed.
Myself and Kisuke were on the ground panting.
"Well what are we supposed to do?" I breathed.
"I found some information on my phone and I think this man is Aztec. There are several Aztec villages outside Mexico City. So I think we should return him home and see if we can get any info."
We all agreed and started asking locals about the nearest village. Once we got directions we hitched a ride on a truck and started our journey to the village.
Aztec Village
2:17 PM
We arrived at a small rural village after riding for about an hour. We hoped off the truck with the child and the old man and we started to walk down a muddy path to the village. As soon as we approached a middle aged man came up to us and greeted the old man warmly. Then out of nowhere he began to his us with a walking stick.
"Wack, wack, wack, OWW- wack."
I fell to the ground and yelled. "Ok time out, time out! Stop hitting us!"
The man stopped and looked at me. "You kidnap high priest!"
I got back up again. "Look whatever happened here last night I'm very sorry, but we were drugged and none of us can remember anything could you help us?"
The man looked at all of us and Yoruichi and Kisuke nodded their heads.
He cleared his throat. "You all climb village wall last night screaming about pussy."
I tried hard to stifle my laugh.
"Then you come inside the temple and you steal our priest."
The man pointed at Kisuke.
"You said he was your lucky charm and that you wanted to put him in your pocket."
Kisuke started to laugh a little and Yoruichi punched him in the side.
"The Gods say that every memory comes from within come to the temple." The man motioned for us to follow him.
We walked inside a small temple some of the priests were burning incense and offering sacrifice.
We all took our seats in front of the alter and closed our eyes. We sat there for almost 15 minutes. Then all of the sudden Kisuke stood up.
"You guys I've got it!" He eclaimed.
Like it? Review it!