Aztec Village
2:33 PM
"You guys I've got it!" Kisuke exclaimed.
"Shhh." One of the priests whispered.
Kisuke motioned for us to follow him outside.
"What's going on?" Yoruichi asked.
"I remember something from last night." Kisuke said excitedly.
"Ok lay it on us." I said.
"It was "Zona Rosa" we were there last night."
"What the hell is that?" I asked.
"Well it's this area that's filled with all kinds of strip clubs."
Yoruichi smacked herself in the head. "I can't believe I was at a strip club last night."
"What's the matter? Don't want to admit you like young girls?" I remarked snidely.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" She glared.
"Don't play innocent eyes with me cum waffle. I saw the way you used to stare when I was a teenager. You like fresh meant don't you, sick pervert?"
Yoruichi gave me the death stare. "I did no such thing, I was nothing but kind, and I always looked out for you. I did what was best."
"You mean you did what was best when you ditched me in the dead of the night for this freak in the hat?"
Kisuke intervened. "Hey this hat is designer!" How dare you?"
Yoruichi looked genuinely hurt. "Soi fon if you would just give me one chance to explain maybe you would understand."
"I would understand nothing pussy bitch, maybe we should have gone to dinner before you left because I like to wine and dine right before I get FUCKED IN THE ASSHOLE!" I yelled.
"I feel like I'm in an unrated episode of The L Word." Kisuke sighed.
This time Yoruichi and I both yelled. "WE ARE NOT LESBIANS!"
Kisuke crossed his arms. "Sure you're both so fucking straight that you both ate each other's muff last night."
I held out my fist. "What did I say about talking about that kind of shit butt pirate?"
"Please don't put your fist in my ass." Kisuke begged.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" Yoruichi yelled. "We need to pull this shit together so we can find Byakuya!"
"So it looks like we're going to Zona Rosa." I stated.
Yoruichi started walking. "Yeah let's get back on the truck and head to Mexico City."
Zona Rosa
3:42 PM
We took the truck back into Mexico City and then hoped a red taxi to Zona Rosa. When we arrived we were surrounded by various strip clubs and sex shops. We walked through the streets trying to find something familiar. Then suddenly Kisuke stopped in his tracks.
He pointed. "It's this one, we were here last night for sure."
He was pointing at a very sketchy and dirty looking strip club called Las Chicas Del Tio Pepe." We all stood for a minute sizing it up, and then we decided to walk inside. On the inside all the walls were glass and there where several strippers dancing on tables. The music was pumping very loud and it was hard to hear anything.
Then we heard a voice over the music. "Yo, can I help you?"
I turned and froze in my tracks. What the fuck? It was Gin Ichimaru.
"What's up?" He asked casually.
I could barely speak.
We all approached the counter where he was standing.
"Hey Gin." I said.
"Hey yourself Soi Fon you guys are late."
"Late for what?" I asked.
Gin reached behind the counter and pulled out a large box. He set it down in front of us and opened it. Inside was an assortment of several grenades.
"What the fuck is this?" I was stunned.
"Aizen ordered this last night when you guys were here, I give you very good price 7,000 dollars."
"Whoa cool." Kisuke picked up one of the grenades.
When he picked up the grenade the ring fell off and our eyes went wide.
I put my hands up. "What the fuck Kisuke?"
"Holy fuck what do I do?"
Yoruichi pointed to the door. "Run and throw it outside!"
Kisuke ran through the door and ran back inside. A second later there was a loud explosion that shook the whole building. Glass fell from the ceiling and all the girls started to scream. Then the shaking stopped quickly.
"Is everyone ok?" Gin shouted.
Most of the girls nodded their heads or said yes.
"Ok now get the fuck back to work I'm not paying you for shit!" He barked.
The music picked back up and all of the girls started to dance again.
I turned back to Gin. "Look Gin this is Aizen's business, I'm not buying these grenades."
He shut the box. "Fine but if he keeps fucking up with me it's going to be bad news or him and for you guys."
"Why us we didn't do anything."
"You have to understand Soi Fon it's business."
I shook my head. "Look the real reason I'm here is because I'm looking for a man."
"I can get you a man, 21 is a good price but if you want him 16 then the price goes up."
"No, not a prostitute, we're looking for Byakuuya, was he here last night?"
"Yeah he was here. Raging fucking manic. You should talk to Maria Melocotones, you spent most of your time with her last night."
"Is she in?" I asked.
"Yeah she's getting ready for her shift in the back go talk to her."
I shook Gin's hand and then we all headed to the back.
"Maria?" I asked loudly.
I was in a dressing room full of strippers. One of them heard me and waved her hand. We walked over and sat down in front of her.
"Are you Maria Melocotones?" I inquired.
The woman nodded. She had long black hair, most likely a weave. She wore too much make up that covered up her dark brown eyes.
"I am Maria, you missed me didn't you Soi Fon?" She smiled
"So you remember us?" Yoruichi asked.
Maria winked. "How could I forget you Yoruichi we spent all night in the champagne room."
I got back to the point. "Maria do you remember a very tall Japanese man that was with us last night?"
"Oh that was Byakuya I dance for him, he like that."
"Ok around what time was that?"
"I'm so sorry I don't know sometime in the early morning."
I scribbled some notes down on a piece of paper.
"So Maria what exactly did we do in the champagne room?" Yoruichi asked nervously.
"Oh you know we have a little fun. You drink I dance for you. You were so cute, follow me all night and ask me to marry you."
Yoruichi's eyes went wide. "We didn't actually get married did we?"
"Oh no silly we make love, I drop load in your butt and you drop load in my mouth."
"Don't you mean you dropped your load in my mouth? Because we're both girls."
"No I drop load in your butt."
Thats when Maria stood up and her robe fell open revealing two tits and one enormous cock.
"Honey this is Mexico anything is possible."
Yoruichi fell out of her chair and started heaving. I was trying my best to hold in my laughter.
"Oh don't worry Yoruichi it was passionate we both drop load at same time and it was so beautiful you cry."
Yoruichi said nothing and continued to heave on the floor.
I got up and thanked Maria then I dragged Yoruichi to her feet and we all went outside.
Yoruichi started to cry. "I made love to a girl with a penis!"
I put my hands on her shoulders. "Look Yoruichi this kind of stuff just goes away we forget about it and it just fades away. I fucked a tranny man once and I just forget about it. We can just forget about these things.
Yoruichi sniffled. "I really goes away?"
While I was trying to calm Yoruichi down I barely noticed Kisuke singing to himself.
I said what what in the butt
I said what what in the butt
I said what what in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt
In my butt
You wanna do it in my butt
In my butt
Let's do it in the butt OK
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me
If you please-
"Kisuke will you shut the fuck up your not helping at all." I yelled.
Just then two guys on motorcycles pulled up and the men riding them pulled out guns. The one on the left pointed to the circus boy.
"Give us the boy!" said the one on the left.
"No." Kisuke yelled.
"Kisuke are you crazy give them the boy!"
Kisuke stomped the ground. "God Dammit!"
Kisuke led the boy over to one of the motorcycles. The man picked him up and put him in front. They revved their engines and turned around.
"Wait! Could you tell us if you've seen a friend of ours his name is Byakuya."
"Fuck off!" Then the man shot me.
I flew backwards and hit the ground. I grabbed my shoulder and started yelling.
"Oh my God he fucking shot me Ahhhhhh!"
Yoruichi ran up to me and took me into her arms. She held me close trying to comfort my pain.
"Shh it's ok your going to be fine." She cooed in my ear.
"Fucking dammit it hurts!"
She ran a hand through my hair. "I know just hang on."
I buried my head into her chest and closed my eyes.
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