Gran Hotel Cuidad De Mexico

6:55 PM

We all stepped into the elevator to descend to the bottom floor.

"Well what the fuck are we supposed to do Aizen is dead." Yoruichi asked.

I shook my head. "We'll just have to go back to the hotel and check his body maybe the codes will be in his wallet or something."

"First we lose the cute little boy then my hat, this is the worst day of my life." Kisuke whined.

"Are you some kind of idiot?" I asked.

The bell went off on the elevator and the doors opened. We walked out into the lobby through the double doors and into the street. We hailed a cab and we took off towards our shit hole hotel.

We arrived at our ratty hotel and we went straight to the kitchen. The freezer was still locked.

"Watch out." Yoruichi grabbed a fire extinguisher and started pounding on the lock.

1-2-3 and the lock broke. Then the door flew open and something flew out.

Kisuke took an upper cut to the chin and got shoved over. I took a punch straight in the face. My head flew around knocking the spit from my mouth. Yoruichi took several punches to the stomach and flew into the wall.

I grabbed it and shoved it against the freezer. It was in fact a very alive Aizen.

"You try to kill on me?" He screamed.

"No, no, no one is trying to kill on you."

Aizen struggled against my hold.

I squeezed him tight. "Shhhh."

Aizen puckered his lips. "Shhhh." He repeated.

"Now that's good." I said.

"Aizen so cold."

"I know we're gonna get you in a warm shower."

"Aizen so cold!"

I helped him up. Yoruichi and Kisuke were just recovering from getting their asses kicked.

El Ranchito Taco Shop

8:47 PM

Aizen was in a baggy sweatshirt with a scarf around his neck. He was currently sipping a hot bowl of menudo to warm up.

"Are you feeling any warmer, is the soup helping?" I asked.

"I don't know Soi Fon come feel my balls and tell me."

I shook my head. Aizen was such a smart ass.

Aizen reached over and grabbed the sunglasses off of Kisuke's head.

"Kisuke if you want to wear Aizen's super cool sunglasses just ask you don't have to kill me."

"Aizen there was nothing we could do, you didn't have a pulse." Yoruichi reasoned.

"Don't you know anything about blow? Sometimes your heart stops and then it starts again. God read a fucking book."

"Sorry Aizen we're just having a bad day." I said.

"Oh I'm sorry you're having a bad day. Did you die?"

"No but I got shot."

"Yeah but did you die?"

"Look Aizen we talked to a friend of yours who said you need to give him bank codes or else he's going to kill Byakuya."

"Who Kingsley? He's harmless. Don't worry muff divers I got the bank codes."

"Ok well where are they?" Yoruichi asked.

"I put it in little boy's outfit pocket."

"Why would you put it there?" I asked.

"Look Soi bean I'm an international criminal. I got a lot of heat on my ass. I'm talking FBI, CIA, Soul Society, Interpol, MSNBC."

"MSNBC?"

"Yeah that's what I said. That shows after me for an interview."

"OK well bad news Aizen some thugs stole the boy from us earlier today."

Aizen snapped his fingers. "Ok, Ok, no problem we just steal him back."

"From where?" Kisuke asked.

"Same place we took him from duh! I was doing coke with him all night jacking off watching Yoruichi make fuck with lady boy."

Yoruichi looked down and covered her face.

I won't admit it but I laughed a little.

Unknown Location

9:22 PM

We all sat in a silver sports car that I'm pretty sure Aizen must have stolen. We were parked in some sort of small town square surrounded by quaint shops and little food markets. I was looking around when I spotted the little boy sitting on a roof smoking a cigarette.

"Look there he is!" I pointed up.

Some other guys from a car whistled. The little boy put out his cigarette jumped onto some rafters and did a back flip onto the ground. He ran up to the car window and gave something to the driver. The driver gave him some money. The little boy took it and ran over to two guys sitting by a café.

"You see it's genius, little circus boy is talented middle man. The dealer gives the coke to the boy and the boy gives it to the customer and takes the money back. The dealers don't go to jail and boy doesn't go to jail he's too little. It's the perfect plan!" Aizen explained.

"That's child abuse!" Yoruichi sneered.

"Calm down pussy face, it business!"

I smiled and shook my head.

"So now we just hold out some money and take him, and maybe get a little coke to."

"No Aizen, no more coke." Yoruichi said firmly.

"Fine beaver pussy." Aizen rolled down the window and tried to whistle.

The only noise he made was a little squeaking sound.

"Kisuke signal little boy Lord Aizen can't whistle."

"You call yourself Lord Aizen?" He asked."

"Why not? You should hear what I call my penis."

I threw my hands up. "I think not! Just whistle Kisuke."

Kisuke rolled down his window from the back seat and whistled.

The little boy put his head up. He saw us and scurried over to our car. Aizen held out a wad of cash from his driver's side window.

"Ok Kisuke get ready to grab his costume."

Kisuke nodded.

The little boy came up to the car and climbed up Aizen's window. He put his hand around the wad of cash.

"Now Kisuke!" Aizen yelled.

Kisuke grabbed the boy's jump suit but it was skin tight and wouldn't budge. The little boy turned his head and started screaming in Spanish. Both of the thugs stood up from their table and reached for their guns.

"Pull him in the car!" Aizen yelled.

"Fucking punch it!" I screamed.

Aizen obeyed without hesitation. He hit the pedal hard and the tires spun in place before we leapt forward into the street. I saw the thugs hop motorcycles in pursuit of us. Aizen hung a hard left to ditch them. Gun shots rang out and the back window shattered.

Kisuke was still hanging out the window trying to get the boy inside. He was holding onto the bottom of the car.

"Get that boy inside!" Yoruichi yelled.

Kisuke yelled back. "He's so fucking strong!"

A thug pulled up to my side and aimed his gun at me.

I threw my seat back. "Peal off Aizen."

Aizen swerved to the left and the thug pulled off to the right to dodge some crates. Kisuke finally pulled the boy's fingers loose and got him in the car. The second thug pulled up to Aizen's side he shot Aizen's window out but he missed Aizen.

"Fuck you butt pirate!" Aizen screamed and ran the car into the thug.

He lost control of his bike and fell off.

Aizen cackled. "One down one to down!"

"Are you enjoying this?" I was freaking out.

"I fucking love this shit!" Aizen laughed."

I put my face in my hands. "Oh my God."

I looked up and saw a dead end. "Drift Aizen drift!"

"Got it Soi bean!"

Aizen pulled the wheel the opposite way and drifted hard. We all screamed. Aizen just laughed out loud. There was a large piece of cow hanging right in our path.

"BEEEEEF!" I screamed.

The beef hit the back window and sprayed blood right in Yoruichi's face.

"Aaaagghhh my God!" She yelled.

The last thug pulled up on my side again and shot out the back window. Yoruichi had ducked. But then I heard the little boy scream.

"They shot the kid! I am at my whits end!" Kisuke cried.

I looked ahead. There was only a canal and no place to turn. The last thug pulled off and stopped.

"Fuck it!" Aizen yelled.

He hit the gas pedal hard and our speed climbed. We hit the lip in the canal and we flew in the air. We all had our hands to the ceiling screaming at the tops of ours lungs. Thank God we landed on the other side and we screeched to a halt knocking off the front bumper. We were all silent. I sat back in my chair my heart pounding.

"Oh my God I just jizzed my pants." Aizen said out of breath.

"What the fuck?" Yoruichi was disgusted.

I rubbed my eyes. "Let's just get out of here."

Aizen turned the wheel and we took off.

Kisuke walked to the hospital doors with the little boy in his arms. He sat him down in front of the locked doors and put a blanket around him. It was early in the morning and the sun was coming up.

Kisuke knelt down. "Hey little guy these people are gonna fix you up and probably find a good home for you."

The little boy put his two fingers up to his lips. "Frajo."

"Oh cigarette, here you go." Kisuke took a cigarette out and put in the little boys mouth, then he lit it.

"That's right buddy breath the smoke in your tiny lungs."

The little boy smiled. "Tu me gustas."

Kisuke smiled back. "I wish you spoke English so we could skype."

"Hey kisuke come on its almost time." I yelled.

Kisuke looked back at the boy. "Bye Carlos."

Then he ran back to the car and we took off.

Gran Hotel Cuidad De Mexico

7:55 AM

We walked into the elevator and we started to ascend. We were all silent except for the music playing in the elevator.

Aizen started to sing.

Josie's on a vacation far away

Come around and talk it over

So many things I wanna say

You know I like my girls a little bit older

I just wanna use your love tonight

I don't wanna lose you love tonight

"How can you be so calm?" Yoruichi asked.

Aizen put his sunglasses on. "It's no big deal Yoruichi. I give him the codes you get Byakuya. Its classic switcheroo."

"Does everything you do end up in a stand off?" I asked.

"Pretty much, I met my wife at one of these things."

"You're married?"

"What's wrong Lord Aizen isn't good looking enough for woman?"

"No its just odd." I remarked.

The bell dinged and the doors opened to the top floor. We stepped out and walked forward. There were some people walking towards us. Aizen walked in front.

"Stop Lord Aizen crossing!"

I rolled my eyes and followed. We walked out onto the roof patio and we found Kingsly sitting at a table with two laptops.

Aizen waved. "What's up Kingsly? Ooo have you been hitting the gym?"

Kingly nodded. "Well yes I have thank you for noticing."

We all sat down and Aizen took a laptop. "Tell you what keep Byakuya and I throw in this ugly fuck Kisuke for another 5 grand!"

They both laughed.

"Where's Byakuya?" I demanded.

"He's downstairs waiting in my car, we do the codes and I'll bring him up."

Aizen opened the laptop.

"Ok give Lord Aizen the codes Kisuke."

Kisuke took out a little paper. " 1."

"Ok now password."

"Racecar1."

"Your password is racecar 1?" I asked.

"Well it used to be racecar but now they make you add number."

Aizen pressed enter and the computer started beeping, then a confirmation came up on Kingsley's computer.

"And it's that easy." Kingley breathed.

Aizen stood up and shook his hand.

"Ok now we want Byakuya!" Yoruichi barked.

Kingley spoke to one of his goons. "Bring him up."

All of the sudden the tables and plates started shaking and a helicopter rose in front of us. A man sat on the edge pointing a sniper at us. We all got down. Several men in suites ran forward throwing Aizen down onto a table and locking him into a vice hold.

"We're good!" Kingsly yelled waving his hands. The helicopter pulled away.

Gin walked down the steps with several suited men. The men holding Aizen stood him up. Aizen looked at Gin.

"Gin! You sold me out over a couple of grenades?"

"It's not about the money man it's the principle!" Gin yelled.

Aizen spat on Gin.

"You spit on me? You spit on me?" He screamed.

"Nigger please we both dead inside!"

Then men holding Aizen took him away.

"You fucking racist!" Gin yelled after him.

I turned to Kingsly. "What the hell is going on?"

"Sorry I'm lieutenant Peters Interpol Agent. This sting operation has been in place for weeks. When Gin told us that your friend was missing we used that information to get you to bring us Aizen."

My heart fell. "So you don't have Byakuya?"

"I'm sorry Soi Fon we've checked everywhere, If you haven't found him by now Mexico has him."

"What the fuck does that mean-"

I was cut off when I heard fighting up ahead. Several men got pushed over and I saw Aizen running out with his shirt ripped open. My eyes went wide when I realized what he was going to do.

"AIZEN NO!"

But I was too late he spread his arms and eagle dove off the roof and disappeared.

Gone.