Here's another chapter. I tried to make it more humorous and fun in this one :)
-Shadow-wild
Chapter One
"Welcome to 2013?" I said awkwardly.
"I'm sorry, what?" Aveline exclaimed. This was so not going well. What were six assassins ( and one artist ) doing in my house?!
"You're in Santa Monica, California.." Parker started.
"What's a California?" Malik asked.
"A state... In the United States of America..."
"What's that?" Ezio asked.
"A country..."
"Who are you people anyway?" Altair asked.
"Oh I'm Parker, and this is my little sister, Sarah."
"Ok just listen to me, and don't even think about interrupting me." I looked hard at Malik and Ezio as they just shrugged. "I don't know why you people are here or how you people are even real."
"Well of course we are real.." Altair mumbled. I bit my lip and continued.
"Just listen. Okay so, the year is 2013, got it?" Instantly, they all turned pale. Leonardo whimpered... and fainted.
"Crap." said Parker, looking down at Leonardo's limp body. I pulled him up by his arms and dragged him to the couch.
"Jesus, what has he been eating?" I grumbled and I attempted to make him sit up straight. Whenever I moved his his head rolled and his body slumped over. I gave up flopping him around and just let him lay down.
"As I was saying.." I turned back to them and straightened my glasses. "So you guys are in our house in Santa Monica." I said, trying to sound enthusiastic.
"Why are we here?" Connor asked.
"I already said, I don't know!" Either they were real people or I was going insane. Usually I would love to meet them, but this was too much.
"Okay what was the last thing you guys were doing, maybe we can figure out something to get you guys back." Parker said.
"I found the Apple of Eden and it showed me a map." Altair stated.
"I was facing Rodrigo Borgia and I took the Papal staff." said Ezio, holding up the artifact.
"The spirit came to me, and I found this... thing" Connor held up the Crystal Sphere.
"I activated the Prophecy disk." Aveline held up the First Civilization Amulet. I groaned and fell on the couch.
"See this is the exact reason why you aren't supposed to screw with the Pieces of Eden!"
"I thought you said you would give anything to meet them-" Parker started.
"Now is not the time to talk about my fangirling! What do we do when mom and dad comes back?!" My tone rose as I spoke.
"Ok just calm down..."
"I will not calm down!"
"How do we get back home?" Maria asked. I thought for a while.
"I dunno..." I mumbled.
"You guys can just stay here, until we can figure something out." Parker suggested. We soon agreed and divided the house among ourselves. Frankly, three rooms was not enough for seven people. I had to share my room with Aveline. Parker shared his Ezio and Connor ( they can fight over the bed later ) while Altair and Maria slept in our parents room. Malik and Leonardo shared the couch.
"You have a large home." Connor stated.
"Not really." I shrugged. "This is a pretty normal sized place, they're mansion 20 times bigger than ours." Connor stared back at me in disbelief.
"So I guess you guys could just wear some of our parents' clothes, but we might need to buy some more stuff tomorrow." Parker said.
"what are you wearing?" Aveline did the full body exam on me. Oh, right I was wearing a batman onesie and unicorn slippers.
"Er... pajamas." She looked at my unicorn slippers and stifled a laugh.
"Don't judge me they're warm." I mumbled.
"Ok first things first, no weapons when you're out in public." I said.
"What?" Altair asked, with surprise in his tone.
"Yeah cuz if you have any knifes, swords or guns.." I looked at Connor and Aveline and they stood awkwardly. "You'll get arrested and most likely sent to jail."
"So first, no stabbing, killing or tomahawk chopping anything." Parker said and wrested the tomahawk from Connor's hand.
"What are you guys waiting for?" Parker said to the assassins. "Off with your weapons!" The begrudgely took off all of their weapons and set it on the table.
"Second, your clothes are really weird and we have to get you some new ones if you're gonna stay here." I said.
"What's wrong with our robes now?" Maria asked.
"Everything." Parker said simply.
"Well Its getting late. I'm going to sleep now and I have a terrible headache...so bye!" I bundled off to my room and shut my door. When I laid down I heard the water running at full blast and a scream.
Looks like Altair discovered the shower.
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