I feel I am supposed to express some disclaimer stating I do not own Total Drama. So, there you have it. I do not own the wretched reality show.
Foreword:
Many of my lovely fans have expressed interest towards my personal opinion of the idiotas- I mean, amigos who competed on vile total drama alongside with me. And, since this is an ideal site for writing and expressing opinions, I have decided to present you all with a treat: my personal opinion on each and every contestant from total drama! I will take requests from mi reviewers preciosos on which one of the cerdos repugnantes- I mean, contesants I will discuss each chapter. Be warned; I may dislike your favorite contestant, but then, it serves you right if you like butter donkeys or incompetentes...
-Sincerely, THE Alejandro Burromuerto.