Chapter 4

Well this is amazing yet again. I couldn't think of how to fallow up my last chapter without going cheesy and TigrezzTail helped again with a beautiful idea that I will now implicate. Thanks love.

Naruto POV

"Naruto, we know what you and Gaara must have down to bring back his strength and you can't just do that without some consequences" and he giggles a bit," You two are now connected in more than one way and won't be able to live normal lives even for Magi. Aren't you lucky?" and there he just burst into a fit of laughter…

My Pa is a huge ass. How the hell is this something to be laughing at?! I got sucked into a world that I never knew and then they tell me I have to marry some pervy cat?! Hell no!

"Oh no. No, no, no. I will not submit! I will not bow! I shall stand my ground as God as my witness, I am not getting married!" I tell them all. I don't have time for any of this. I can't even remember why I came here in the first place. Ma sighs again.

"Naruto-kun, you don't have a choice. You can't just have sex with a familiar." She looks really tired. I feel really tired. "When you…um…let go and…" her face flares up. Pa laughs and finishes her thought,

"When you came, you gave Gaara part of your life and that's the only thing keeping him alive. He now needs that to live like we need food." I think Ma and me are gonna faint. I just want to go crawl in a hole and never come back out. Gaara needs my…you know… "So, Gaara-kun how was he? I hope he takes after his Ma and can go all…" he never got to finish because Ma sends him flying. She's livid now. (I learned that world from Iruka sensei because he tells me I make him that a lot) God, she's stronger than Sakura and Tsunade baa-chan put together. How the hell did Pa last this long with her? Gaara smirks and lets out a little laugh like thing.

"He is a bit slow on the uptake but makes up with his stamina and vigor." Ma and Mikoto-san cover their ears and I just want to die. Mikoto-san looks kinda weird like Sakura did when she asked about Gaara that first time, but I don't have time to worry about that. Who the hell talks about their sex life with their parents?

"GAARA! SHUT IT!" I yell at him and he just waves me off and sits down. He is way too comfortable with this. He knew something beforehand or this wouldn't be so easy for him. I take a deep breath and try to calm down. I have to calm down or I don't think I'm gonna make it.

"Didn't you come to talk to your parents about some party or other, Naruto-kun?" Gaara ask. Oh yeah, that's why I'm here.

"Right, we can do this after the party. Ma, I still need the house tonight for our annual bash." She looks at me a like I have 2 heads. No one ever expects me to be able to do what I said I would.

"Naruto-kun, are you sure? I mean, after all of what happened today you still want a party?" She asks. I know it's weird but I got to get this done or half of Konoha's young population is going to want my blood and I might give it to them to end all this madness.

"I know and yes. I have a commitment with my friends and I never go back on my word, Dattebayo. This party isn't just for me and I got all the stuff in my dorm anyway." I can stay rational for now. Who knows? This might help me not go crazy by letting me forget to world for a while.

"Okay honey. What do you need?" Ma is back to normal I guess. I need to get this placed transformed in a few hours so I hope I can get it done.

"Just give me some time and the staff, I can do it." I tell her and I got an idea on how to set it all up anyway.

"Wake me up later than, I will be at the dorms." Gaara stands up to stretch and then sinks into a black hole that opens up under his feet. He gives me a wink before he's gone. I'm going to have a long chat with that damn cat jerkoff when I'm done but I got work to do now.

Time skip. Back at the dorms.

Getting done with setting up the party, I have to make my way home to get dressed and have a talk with that lint licker, Gaara. I had time to think it over and I know he had some sort of knowledge about what would have happened or he wouldn't have done it. He's not the kind of guy who does something without thinking it all through. I have to know why he picked me if he was gonna go to my parents anyway. What is up with this deal my parents were talking about and why the hell did he sleep with me if he knew we would be connected for life? This is so fucking frustrating not knowing and I feel like I'm being manipulated. I do not let people use me.

I go up to my room and I hear talking and laughing. I know one voice but who are the others? I go in and I see something I don't like at all; Sasuke, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Hinata and Shikamaru all just gabbing it up with Gaara. Who the hell told them they can come into my room? And why Itachi? He doesn't even go here anymore and I thought he was in Amegakure?

"So Naruto, this is the boyfriend I've been hearing about from Sasuke?" Itachi ask. What the fuck did this prick do now?

"He's way too good for Naruto." Sai says in the usual condescending way. Everyone seems to just agree with him. I seriously need new friends.

"I think…their cute…together…" Hinata says. I'm gonna keep her around but these other assholes are out.

"I saw them together a few nights ago and Gaara had those cat ears on then too!" Sakura squeals. I just rise and eyebrow. Who knew Sakura was a fan girl? Wait, they're here without permission.

"Why are all of you people here in my room insulting me and why the hell should I not kick all of your collective asses out?"

"Because dobe, Gaara invited us in when we knocked. You've been AWOL for like 3 days so we had to check and see if you were dead but looks like we were interrupting your honeymoon." And they all laugh. I've changed my mind; I won't take back all my gay comments towards this teme.

"But in all seriousness Naruto, I like him. You two look good together." Itachi says in a very adult way. I really don't see how Sasuke got the way he is with his angel mother and amazingly cool brother. He must have been born with a bastard mutation in the brain. I know that they all don't really mean all the crap they give me because they all start saying how good we really do go together. Itachi is so damn cool in the way he just always controls the room mood and flow of conversation. I do love my friends but I still wish they would give it to someone else once in a while, Dattebayo. I came in here pissed and ready to kill Gaara but with all of them here I just can't keep the anger and I just let the flow of tension go out all of my cells. This is how friends are supposed to be, happy.

"Hey, I got all the decorations and stuff set up over at my house now. We just have to go over and rock out when we want." I tell them and a collective cheer goes out. I like the way this turned out now so I start to go into my normal self.

I'm sitting next to Gaara this whole time and I don't think much of it; it was the only spot left to sit. I see Sakura still going crazy about it but in a more controlled way. She won't stop looking over here and she thinks I don't notice it. I wish she would have looked at me like that when we were in high school but I guess I don't want this kind of attention. I'm absent mindedly holding Gaara's hand and she's studying how we interact or something. I feel a little exposed. I don't know if it's because of who Gaara really is or is it his gender or because I'm going to have to spend my life with him but I don't want too many people going gaga over us. Plus I have a new secret to keep with the Magi thing and I don't really know how to act a bit. Things got very complicated very quick but I don't mind it too much. I know once I get a chance, I will be talking to Gaara about this but for now, I'm happy.

We get to the gossip and I have a feeling more people are watching me. Crap. We talk about whom sticking it to who and who isn't getting stuck but says they are. Apparently Neji has a hard time getting it up with Tenten so they are too happy right now. I always thought Neji was gay with Lee but when I say him and Tenten in the bath house on mixed night, I couldn't hold in the scream and everyone saw too. When I told everyone that wasn't there, they all just about died from laughter and won't let them live it down. We might just be the cause of his "little" problem with all the pressure we put on him. It's not good for his body I guess. Sai says Choji got caught recently at a porn shop buying bondage stuff and a pig's nose. I don't even want to know what the hell all that was about. Kiba's mom told Shikamaru's mom, who told his dad who told it to Shikamaru when he was playing shoji with him about how he was caught taking peanut butter to his room and letting Akimaru lick it off. His mom fainted when she saw this. Now I know he hasn't had someone to have sex with in like two years but damn, no one should be that desperate for some sexual release. He shouldn't have fucked it up with Hinata or he could have a human to do that for him. I hope Akimaru is okay though with his master treating him so wrongly.

"I wouldn't mind doing that with you Naruto-kun," Gaara tells me and lick my ear. I shiver and blush horribly red. With that the focus came back on us two. The questions just start coming like fast balls. (So wrong to think of balls right now…)

"How did you two meet?"

"Do you get along well?"

"Who's the seme?"

"Do…you two…love…each other…?"

"How is the sex? I want details."

"What's with the ears? Does Naruto have some freaky fetish or something?"

"What kind of lube do you two use? I got this new stuff that tingles and it's great."

"When did you know you were gay Naruto or are you just Bi-curious or something? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I know plenty of guys who would love you."

"How big is Naruto?"

"How big is Gaara?"

"Gaara's the seme isn't he? Naruto looks like an uke to me."

"Do you think they switch?"

"Have you guys tried 69 yet? I want to know as soon as you do and give me all the details."

"Do…your parents…know yet Naruto-kun…?"

"…How troublesome…"

"Holy fuck, what is wrong with you people!? I'm not answering any of that! And I am no uke!" I rocket off the floor and I know I'm beet red. I can't believe them. I don't go and ask that kind of stuff to them. Who the hell ask 'how big are you?' that's just tacky.

"Naruto-kun is bigger than you would think ladies and I don't really care if he's the seme or I am." Gaara tells them. I shoot a look of pure death at him and he doesn't even blink. They all go nuts now. There's so many questions that I can't even tell where one begins and the other's end and Gaara is answering all of them. How the hell can he keep up with this?

"Ha! I knew Naruto liked men when back in elementary he kissed Sasuke! No one does that by accident." Sakura is in hyper otaku mode. Hinata is having a huge nose bleed from all the stuff Gaara is saying and Sai is going furiously in his little sketch book. Itachi is on the phone with someone; I'm guessing Nagato and is smiling wickedly from his replies. My life is over…

"I can't wait to tell this to everyone at the party tonight. Oh shit, it starts in like an hour! I got to go dobe, have fun with you little kitten." And Sasuke shot up and ran out. Everyone else seemed to have to same reaction because they all started heading out too. Itachi has a big van so he offers to bring over the snacks from my kitchen. He's the last one out and I have no idea how I'm going to survive tonight. Gaara gets up and stalks over to me. He kisses me deeply and I forget all the stupidity I'm going to have to deal with in an hour. I wrap my arms around him and let myself drown in his lips. He nibbles at my bottom lip, begging for entrance and I let him. We wrestle for dominance and I would normally let him win but with all the stuff he said tonight, I feel like making my roll the permanent seme. When we have to breath we pull back but not without some reluctance. Gaara smirks and looks up to me with big fake innocent eyes,

"So Naruto-kun, what are we gonna wear to the party?"

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Yes! We finally get to see the party! Things are gonna get very interesting very fast with their relationship at the party and we might even find why Gaara chose not to tell Naruto why.