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A/N: So, you're saying that I'm finally better?

Y/N: Ehh? I didn't say anything at all!

A/N: So that means I've been in a coma for twenty thousand years?

Y/N: What? No, that doesn't mea- Wait, that's way too long!

A/N: Heh... Sorry Yamame.

Y/N: Om!

A/N: Oww! W-what was that for...?

Y/N: Ohh, don't be such a baby. I was just checking you for the first thing you spoke of.

A/N: And?

Y/N: Clean bill of health.

A/N: Ohh, thank you so much, Yamame! Mmmwa!

Y/N: W-wait, don't kiss me, you'll just catch something el-

A/N: Aachoo! ...Dammit...

How long as it been? Judging by the amounts of time said in the other entries, I'll assume about 90 years... So much, yet so little, has happened. Lady Yasaka faded from the corporeal realm, due to lack of faith. She's now just a voice, and I keep telling her it's time to switch heads, but nooo... Always something about being fine, even if she has no body. On the other hand, while her faith isn't much better, Lady Moriya atleast still has a body to reside within, instead of having to make one out of faith. Why have they both seemingly given up on faith? It's what sustains them!

Ignoring that for the moment, Sanae's pet snake is doing quite well. I can't believe I never talked about it in the prior entries! She's grown enormous over the years. Not her thickest portion is a tad thicker than my thigh! I can't believe she used to wear that thing in her hair... It's so heavy that even I have slight trouble picking it up! I'm starting to think that it may have worshipers. I mean, how else would a snake live to see a hundred, or to be more accurate, to live longer than that. I remember when it was just a tiny little snake that rode around in Sanae's hair...

Also, recently I gained access to the border of distance! My gaps are now able to be linked together seamlessly! Before, I had to go whatever the distance between the two it was, but now I can simply appear just about in two places at once!

Such a long time... Time... Heh, that reminds me of when I gained access to the border of time. Still can't thank Sakuya enough for her blessing in it. Only had to ask, for whatever reason... Same goes for the border of the mind, from that satori, now that I think about it... Very strange feeling to hear thoughts, but it's too useful not to use. However, when I asked Yukari's friend for access to the border of life and death, not only did she turn me down, she admited that she didn't allow Master access to it, either. I knew it was too good to be true when I learned of said border...

You know, I have this odd feeling that Master prolonged my training just so I would pass on my 1000th birthday... Tonight, Kurumi and I intend to finally enact a plan that should be for the good of all. We just have to gather power for the magnitude of my side of it.

Of course, I won't write about it just yet, just in case someone reads my diary and tries to stop us. Can't have that, now can we?

So this is 21,000 years in the past? It's so peaceful... The magic in the air is so thick. I feel stronger simply by breathing it in! I never knew that magic used to be so strong... Is this how Yukari became so strong? Did she gain a life of her own even farther back than this? Looking over to her, Kurumi's been doing nothing but writing in one of her many, many, many blank scrolls. I'm glad she can store our things in a gap, as I would so not be willing to help her carry the things. Wait... How the heck has she filled half the first scroll already?! Those things are huge!

Anyways, ignoring impossibly fast record keeping, now that we are safely outside of Yukari's watchful eye, I'll tell you just what it is that we are planning. ...Wait, have I started talking to my diary as if it's a person? Well, ignoring my poential insanity as well, my plan is to gain strength, and use it to save Sanae. Going by what Sakuya said, there's no such thing as a paradox, as you are always supposed to do as you do. So, going by that, I just might be able to save her, right?

Right?

Heh, first time in the majority of my life that I've written two days in a row. Kurumi's already recorded three entire scrolls, and I'm starting to wonder if she really did bring enough. Ohh? Kurumi's asking for my attention.

She had a good point. We should take on a more fitting appearance. Already we're in a black and a torquois kimono's, as we should do our best to not look as we did before. Eventually, we decided that blonde hair would be a fine change from our torquise and purple hair. Plus, it's so pretty like this. Maybe I should grow my hair a bit.

Getting food has been easy enough thus far. There's humans who are quite easily scared by an umbrella with a face, or drained a bit by a vampire. We've easily repelled the local territorial youkai, and made a territory for ourselfs. Over the passed few months, we've been making a name for ourselfs. I decided to go with Hitomi, as my name, while she started using her name only those close to her know, commonly. Dropped the last name though, of course. Can't have family hearing her come 22,000 years in the future. That would be rather unlikely, I know, but it's still a risk we run.