Hello guys and gals, I present with you NEW HOME, NEW LIFE CHAPTER 2! * applause is heard* The first part of the chapter might be a little lame and boring, BUT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A GOOEY BOMB! I DO NOT OWN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS OR THE CHARACTERS! IF YOU THINK I DO YOU ARE CRAZY IN THE HEAD NOGGIN! ANYWAYS on to the chapter. *crickets are heard* I SAID GET RID OF THOSE CRICKETS HATERS! *fires rpg(rocket-propelled grenade) at haters* LETS JUST GET THE CHAPTER ON GUYS. *if you can figure out what game Kirby and link are talking about you get + 13812383173891841837814 Cookies!( If you answer Potato 2 you get -100000000000000000000000000000000 cookies)
Out of the taxi people could be seen coming out of it. They walked to the smashers in front of the gate and greeted them by saying "Hi". King Goomba (goomboss) came out and saw Mario right away. "What are you doing here Mario!?" Yelled/Questioned King Goomba. "Um I am a smasher here idiot." Mario said.
"You haven't seen me on the cover of EVERY smash brothers game there is?" Mario asked. "Um No I haven't." " THEN LOOK AT THE BOX ART MORON"
Master Hand Sighed, This was going to be a VERY long day. MEAN WHILE IN THE MAIN ROOM... Link and Kirby were having a chat and eating lunch in the eating part of the main room. "So I downloaded this game, and 5 seconds in, I die, why? because these apples fall down from the tree, and kill me." Kirby said
"I got past the falling down apples and then I encountered apples that fall UP at me. I beat the first room and then suddenly there are spikes and clouds that PUSH ME DOWN INTO THE SPIKES, and the whole world starts trying to kill me!" Kirby Continued. "sounds a lot like Super Hard Games." I KNOW RIGHT!" Kirby responded to Link. "Wheres Toon Link?" Kirby asked Link.
"Probably doing something stupid, like asking Nana on a date in front of her brother Popo." Link responded. "Toon Link likes Nana?" Kirby questioned to Link. "Well yeah almost everyone in the Mansion knows that..." Link responded. "WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS!" Kirby yelled. "YOU DID NOT GO THERE!" yelled Link while shaking Kirby in the same way the Happy Mask Salesman did to him as a child. Lets just say that shut Kirby up. MEANWHILE IN TOON LINK AND YOUNG LINKS ROOM. Toon And Young were playing the multiplayer custom maps of Portal 2 and were both failing and winning depending on how they felt like acting. "Ha take that young!" Said Toon while portaling Young to his doom in a pit of turrets. "YOUR SUPPOSED TO USE THE BOUNCE GEL TO MAKE EM BOUNCE AROUND" " I KNOW THAT WHYS I DIDN'T USE THE GEL!" Toon Link responded. Young Link sighed.