A/N: ...
KayKay: Looks at reviews. O.O I GOT 6 REVIEWS! Pats herself on back. 'Congratulations to ME yeaaahhh!'
Tsukasa: What are you talking about? Technically it's ME the Great Doumyouji that got you those reviews. 'After all I am the star of this show people know who the F I is I'm a right time and place for me to be yeah I'll say it congratulation to ME! So here we go another page in my legacy Hollywood wait until they get a load of me Nobel Prize that's where all the stars are gonna be but most importantly Congratulations to me yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Whose the actor for the mostest? Right! I'm gonna be the focus (focus). ' (You'll get the point if you watch Selena Gomez's Congratulations to me and listen to it) watch?v=s2KSZaUHfvM
KayKay, Tsukushi, Akira, Soujiro, Rui: (゜д゜)
Tsukushi: Never do that ever again. (゜д゜)
KayKay: I never thought I'd see the day where Tsukasa raps and dances (゜д゜)
Soujiro: Ummm wow, that was (゜д゜)
Akira: Dude you should listen to Tsukushi more often (゜д゜)
Rui: You see? This is why I like to sleep a lot, or else I would waste my whole life watching stupidity (゜д゜)
KayKay: That's understandable... very understandable (゜д゜)
HYD LOVER; coming right up I'll try to get the lyrics up and running for that one-shot.
kaitlynchosenisme: Yep Tsukasa is in some DEEP shit and he still hasn't figured it out!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Hana Yori Dango. But I do OWN THIS STORY!
~~~~~~~~~~~~Replay~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rui bowled over laughing.
Soujiro clucked his tongue.
Akira who was seasick looked far away but was not doing a good job hiding his smile.
"WHAT!?"
Soujiro smirked " Tsukasa, Tsukasa, Tsukasa you obviously are not a virgin but you don't know the first thing about women. One thing to remember is TO NEVER UPSET a pregnant women. There worse than a girl with PMS.
~Chapter 2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"BUT I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Surprisingly you didn't but your sudden playboy mouth made Tsuksuhi mad EEeeeye? I'm so proud of you doing something romantic for once. Guess our training has actually paid off." Soujiro's eyes sparkled.
"Tsukasa, after being with so many woman for the past few years I've learned one thing. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected. I speak from experience." Akira grinning this time.
It was at that moment that Akira's fishing pole started to move. Rui who had recovered from his laughter sprang into action.
Akira who also noticed started to help Rui.
"That woman is crazy to begin with and now your telling me that she's going to get crazier because I frikin kissed her?"
"No, techinically because you acted like us with your smooth mouth ehh lover boy." Soujiro said slyly
"I will never understand woman no I will never understand THAT Woman!"
"We never will. As long as you don't get her angry she won't act like she's on her period."
Tsukasa shivered at the thought.
"Ummmm I hate to be interupting your lovely chat but a little help here?" Akira hold a fishing net while watching Rui play with the buttons on the rod.
"Rui, stop doing nonsense and use the reel we have no time to figure things out now."
"What the...? When did that happen?"
"Does it matter Soujiro what matters now is that we are actually going to catch something, and Akira using the reel takes a lot of calculations your gonna have to reel the fish in at the right amount of speed. Reel it in too fast and you have the chance of the line being cut, reel it in too slow and the fish might get away." Rui said frustrated by the lack of help and for being the only one who actually read the manual.
In no time Soujiro was also holding another fishing net and Tsukasa started to help Rui.
"Fwooosh, Fwooosh, Fwooosh." Tsukasa, Soujiro, and Akira's rod started to move.
"Dammit Rui what the hell are we going to do our rods are starting to move as well."
"Got it!" Rui finally figuring out what to do.
"Okay, you guys return to your posts and grab a fishing net. Listen to my instructions."
"Okay." Akira returning to his rod and setting the fishing net next to him.
"Alright." Soujiro running to his rod waiting for instructions.
"Fine." Tsukasa getting a fishing net before returning to his post.
"Okay I need for you guys to press 1 and then Slow, after 10 seconds put it on 5 then medium and don't mess up."
~~~~~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After Tsukushi had successfully kicked Tsukasa out she went to the refrigerator to get some Unagi herself after all it was a short walk. While eating her bento she sent a text to the butler about Doumyouji having to go to the ocean to get her some Unagi. To which the Butler replied yes maam but you do realize that is impossible right? After reading the text she realized that it would be impossible. She then thought that maybe she should punish Tsukasa for doing that 'thing' during their engagement. She smirked while texting Doumyouji Boats about getting a boat and rod ready so that Mr. Doumyouji could get his punishment. Of course just in case Tsukasa being the idiot he is has a medical problem there will be a submarine following their every move from below.
Tsukushi then proceeded to go upstairs and back to bed. But while there got 3 texts.
"Hey Tsukushi, why is Tsukasa going to the ocean with Soujiro?" Yuki's text read.
"Tsukushi, Long time no see we have to go SHOPPING and get clothees for that baby! Oh and did you know that Rui went out fishing with Tsukasa?" Shigeru's text read. Tsukushi cringed at the word shopping.
"Hi Tsukushi we need to talk. I'll be there in an hour and a half, I'll pick up the girls as well. Sleep tight." Sakurako's text read.
Tsukushi thought about replying to the girls but after reading Sakurako's text she decided to wait till they came here. As soon as she hit the pillow she dozed off.
"Madam you have a visitor". The maid said quietly, scared of what Tsukushi would do to her as she was watching from far away at how Tsukushi kicked Tsukasa the Master out.
"Hmmmm...? *Yawn* Tsukushi sitting up and strectching. "Who is it?"
"It is Nishikaido Yuki san, and Hanazawa Shigeru san, and Sanjo Sakurako san."
"Oh. Tell them I'll be down in 10 minutes. Oh dear what time is it? 8:00 a.m.? Oh set out breakfast for the girls and help me get up please." Tsukushi said while yawning not bothering to correct the maid of Yuiki, and Shigeru's last names. Knowing Shigeru she probably convinced Yuki that because she was getting married she had to get used to being called that name.
"Yes madam." The maid helped her up and left to attend to the guest.
"Hmmm... I wonder if Tsukasa figured it out yet. Then again he was always stupid. Tsukushi smirked while getting a maternity dress off the hanger.
It actually took Tsukushi 15 minutes in all to get ready and go downstairs to meet the girls who were already grabbing some sausages onto their plate.
"Hey. I see you've gotten yourselves busy"
"Hey yourself. Yes I have by the way you have to tell me where you get this bread it's amazing. Yuki said with her mouth full of bread.
"It costs 15,000 Yen a loaf ($150) and flown over here every week from Paris, First class of course."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT! But there are only 6 slices!"
"Apparently Tsukasa can't eat anyother type of bread than this one."
"I've lost my appetite. Not to be rude but how much does this whole entire meal cost?"
Tsukushi who had found herself a seat tapped her chin thoughtfully.
"Hmmm... besides that bread the eggs cost 5,000 yen ($50), and the sausages cost 10,000 yen ($100) but other than that it's commoners food. Those are the only exceptions that I agreed to. Tsukasa was about to buy milk that costs 30,000 a gallon ($300). But I HAD to say no to that!"
"This is too overwhelming."
"You should get used to it especially when you Soujiro's fiance, anyways eat you'll get used to it in a year the faster the better."
"Hey, Shigeru about that shopping trip I want to do that after I find out the gender of the baby. kay?"
"Yes we have to go!"
"Sakurako what did you want to talk to us about?" Tsukushi finally taking a seat. To the right of her was Yuki, the left Sakurako, and in front of her is Shigeru.
"Well the first thing I wanted to do was ask why Akira was summoned to the ocean?" She gave Tsukushi a questioning look with Yuki, and Shigeru nodded their heads.
"and the real announcement is that well, Akira asked me to MARRY HIM!" Putting her left hand out to show the girls the engagement ring."
"WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT TT!" Yuki and Tsukushi screamed.
"Hand me that whipped cream Tsukushi!" Shigeru said calmly holding out her hand.
"How can you be so calm about this! Did you even know that Akira and Sakurako were dating!?"
"Of course now hand me that whipped cream."
"How? We kept it a good secret for about 2 years and we would always close off the places we went to together so no one would know."
"Hand me that whipped cream now or I'm not telling you anything." Shigeru eyeing the whipped cream with hungry eyes.
"Here." Tsukushi passed the whipped cream to Shigeru.
"You sure do love your sweets Shigeru." Tsukushi commented while watching Shigeru pile her plate with a stack full of pancakes and fruits topped with a mountain of whipped cream, chocolate, nuts, and chocolate sauce.
"Wow." was all Yuki could say.
"Did you ever realize how the number of times Akira went to the club decreased to ZERO after Tsukasa and Tsukushi married? Even Sakurako decreased her club activities and there both supposed to be club guy and gal. I mean who could miss that and the fact that Akira is now a bit more fashinable with the latest fashion choices is obviously becasue of Sakurako her family owns the entertainment business. The most important fact is that I haven't hear a slip about Akira dating older womean in 2 years. That proof enough for you. " Shigeru digging into her masterpiece.
"Now that you mention it..." Tsukushi tapping her chin once again.
"You forgot to add that my fighting skills have improved dramatically." Sakurako smirked.
"Wow." Yuki said dumbfounded for the third time this morning.
"But how will that affect your companies?"
"For Akira it would mean that there would be less publicity about his Mafia and for my company it would mean no one messes with us because we've got AKira on our side. So it's a win win." Sakurako still admiring her ring.
"So now that that's settled why are all the boys at the ocean?
"Oh that would be because Tsuakasa needs to get me some Unagi."
"Excuse me?" Yuki, Shigeru, and Sakurako said at the same time
Tsukushi then proceeded to tell them what happened earlier. After she was done the girls were laughing on the floor.
"a aaaand yyyyyooouuu k-k-kickeddd himm OUT!" Ooooohhhhhhhhh muuuuuuyyyyyyyy Gaaahhhhhhddddddd." Shigeru gaspind for air.
"J-j-just because he k-k-isssssssssszzzed yooouuu!" Yuki with tears in her eyes.
"Techincally because he tried to get out of getting me Unagi. Anyways he is "The Great Doumyouji" I'm sure he has pants somewhere or can by them anywhere. Heck, going out with your boxers could be a new fashion statement." Tsukushi joked dryly.
"Ohh, I can see the headlines now! The way to success is in you Underwear!. Pretty soon you'll see all the men of Tokyo in there underwear!" Sakurako faling into another fit of giggles.
After the girls settled down they started to eat once more.
"You know I've been thinking you know how Tsukasa, Rui, Soujiro and AKira call themselves the F4?" Shigeru clasping her hands
Tsukushi a Yuki nodded there heads while Sakurako focused on the ring on Shigeru's finger and frowned not remembering it being there the last time they met.
"Well we should call ourselves something too! after all were all marrying the F4."
"No, There is no way we can.." Sakurako started
"Champion 4 or in short the C4" Tsukushi suggested.
"Ooooo I like it. It makes us look powerful. I vote yes" Shigeru's eyes sparkled.
"And just when I was going to say we can't explain ourselves in one word you surprise me no wonder Tsukasa picked you. I vote yes as well."
"I guess I agree too."
"Cheers to the C4!" Shigeru raised her glass of Orange juice and clicked glasses with everyone.
"Cheers."
"Shige..." Sakurako started
"Madam you have a phone call." The maid interrupted Tsukushi and handed her the cellphone before scampering off.
(ringtone) "So baby I'll wait for you, cause I don't know what else I can do..." Tsukushi answered it and the girls quieted down.
"Hello?" Tsukushi answered
Hey Tsukushi. I don't know why I didn't realize this before but you tricked us didn't you the boat, the rod, the bait everything. (Rui laughed) How long are you going to stay mad at him for that and us helping a little. The guys are gonna realize somethings up sooner or later. But don't worry I won't tell them anything because I'm actually interested in doing it. Anyways we needed a guys day out but honestly I didn't expect a fishing trip.
Click. Tsukushi stared at the phone.
"So you figured it out already Hanazawa Rui." Tsukushi giggled.
"You better start explaining your plan now Tsukushi." Shigeru pointed her pancake full fork to Tsuksushi before taking a big bite.
"Why don't we start with that ring Shigeru." Sakurako smirked.
"No, let's start with that ringtone on Tsukushi's phone she hasn't changed it in 2~3 years or so." Yuki exclaimed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to the guys~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Okay now what I want you to do it put is 50 UP, for Soujiro yours is the deepest in so put 75 in.
"Okay what next?" Tsukasa worrying the fish will run away.
"Now I wanr you to press the button that says REEL in. Get your nets ready!"
"You guys better make sure that if it is Unagi don't let it get away I'll KILL YOU!
"SHUT UP!" Rui, Akira and Soujiro said in sync.
"I got it!" Soujiro exclaimed.
"Me too." Rui said
"Got mine." Akira said.
"Aaand I got mine!" Tsukasa
A/N: Do you hate me? Of course you hate me this has 4 cliff-hangers god dammit! Let me put this in nicely. Review and you get the next chapter don't and this will be forever Uncomplete. MWAHAHAHA! Oh yeah that's right I'm talking to you you window shoppers! I know I got 500 views now and with 500 views comes 500 reviews but nooooooo I only get 6 reviews. From the lovely HYD-Lover and kaitlynchosenisme, and Guest. Am I being greedy? Yes, but I would like some support here people. At least tell me if you like it or not. I hate the silence. *Cries*
Tsukasa: (Oblivous to Kaykay's tears) WHAT THE HELL! I don't even know if that thing is Unagi or NOT!
Kaykay: (Wipes her tears away) *looks innocently at Tsukasa* Do you even know what Unagi looks like when it's not cooked.
Tsukasa: (Totally caught off guard) WHAT! Of course I do.
Tsukushi: *snorts* No you don't. When we went on a date to the aquarium you couldn't tell me which one was a dolphin and which one was a whale.
Soujiro: *Laughs his butt off*
Shigeru: OH COME ON! You cut us off at the good part!
KayKay: *looks at Tsukushi from corner of eye fearful of what is going to happen*
Tsukushi: HEY YOU! Kaykay you better do something next chapter or else!
Rui: *snores*
KayKay: YES MAAM!
KayKay: (Mumbles: pregnant woman are so scary sometimes.)
Tsukushi: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
KayKay: Kyaaaaaaaaa! Tsukasa help me!
Tsukasa: *slams door of house with KayKay close behind
Everyone: *hears the sound of a car engine*.
Tsukasa: You owe me one
KayKay: Fine whatever (in her mind: I owe everybody something...)