Lois had just finished her Saturday morning show with Linda and Summer when it happened.
We had settled down for the afternoon and were talking quietly about the fact she had told me the she was pregnant. It was still early on in the pregnancy and we did not know what was sex of the baby.
All of a sudden, there was a portal that opened up in our living room. I was wary because it appeared that it was the same sort of portal that the Justice Lords appeared. It was not the Justice Lords that appeared, it was a young couple of about twenty or twenty-one years old. The female looked remarkably like Lois. She had Lois's hair and it was in a ponytail. She also had Lois's eyes. Along with her was a young man of about the same age and he was dressed like Selina Kyle.
The young woman looked like Lois. That is to say that she has Lois's eyes, facial features, and hair but she appears to be slightly over six foot tall. The male appeared to be just slightly taller than she is. If I had to estimate, I would have to say that she is six and a half foot tall and the man is somewhere around six foot four.
It surprised us both when the woman said, "Hello mom and dad."
I asked "What is your name?"
She said "I Laura Lane-Scott and this gentleman is Sonny Jack Scott the Second."
I asked "Why are you dressed like Catwoman?"
He said "I am her son along with Sonny Jack Scott the Second." He continued "My mother had, at one point, decided to try to steal the royal crown jewels of the British royal family. My father was sent, by Interpol and Scotland Yard, to track down Catwoman because mom, who was and excitement freak, did steal the crown jewels, or what she thought was the crown jewels." "Even though she did steal them, as it turned out, there was a heist one hundred years earlier and the robber replaced the real jewels with costume jewelery." "My father went over to Gotham with the idea that he was going to catch mom, but she got some help from uncle Bruce, uncle Tim, and aunt Holly." "There was actually video footage of her jumping onto the Tower of London to get into where the jewels are or were located." "She pulled it off, but when she got the crown jewels back she found that they fake or costume jewelery." "As it would turned out, the real jewels had been stolen one hundred years earlier by a very famous jewel thief." "Holly and and another person on mom's team went and found the real jewels and returned them to royal family." "Dad had arrested mom because he thought, and correctly so, that he had her dead to rights but she got help from uncle Bruce, uncle Time, and aunt Holly to get mom out." "This is ultimately what cost dad his job with both Scotland Yard and Interpol." "Several months later, dad went to mom's apartment to apologize to her and ask her on a date." "About two years after the Clark and Lois in, our universe, had Laura, mom had me."
I turned to Laura and asked "Well, young lady, what is your story?"
Laura said "My story is a bit more complicated."
Lois said "Just start at the beginning."
Laura continued "When mom first told me of my personal history, she spoke of a possible, future, version of yours truly." "Apparently, the future version of me had come back to stop dad from killing the Atomic Skull." "As it would turn out, the alternate version of me had neither a mother or a father. Mom, you died in child birth because of radiation poison." "This caused dad to go crazy, lose control of his powers, and kill the Skull."
I said, "I would not do that."
She continued, "You have to understand that a short time earlier, you had been tricked into killing Lex Luthor by Ares." "You see, Luthor and Ares had some sort of a feud between the two." "Apparently, Ares had made Luthor a promise and did not carry through on it." "Ares had given up his power to Luthor but only for a short time and the when Ares took his powers back, dad ended up killing Luthor because with out the powers, Luthor was not able to survive the fight with you." "Mom, this caused dad to act more like uncle Bruce." "That is to say brooding." "That fact that you had killed Luthor and mom had contract radiation poisoning and died in childbirth." "When he found that mom was dead, he went after the Atomic Skull and beat him to death."
Lois asked "What happened next?"
Laura said, "I recently have met a fellow by the name of Metron."
I asked "What does Metron have to do with this?"
Laura said "He told me the story of my alternate self." "He showed me what the future had developed to be." "He showed me that myself and auntie K were the only heroes left and auntie K was in a wheelchair."
Lois queried "Auntie K?"
Laura raised her eyebrow and said "I am talking about Supergirl."
She continued "There was an alien called the Director." "He had put some planetary thrusters on the moon and sending it on a crash course to the earth with the goal of destroying the Earth." "The way my potential future self saved the Earth, was to first destroy the thrusters and the push the moon back into its orbit." "After I did this, I went back to the Fortress of Solitude, which Auntie K and I had made into our base of operation." "I watched as the potential future versions auntie K and I started talk." "This was when I had decided to call myself Phoenice or Pole Star." " I wanted to call myself Loadstar would be too ostentatious and we did not want to draw to much attention." "It was at this point where Lobo returned, along with the Director." "He had brought with him a piece of Kryptonite but what none of us knew was that I was immune to the rock, in fact, exposure to the rock would make me stronger."
I asked "How is this possible?"
She went on "Auntie Natasha told me that me being a hybrid made it possible for those particular antibodies to be created." "This all came about because of a world wide disease epidemic which was released by one of auntie Diana's enemy named Veronica Cale." She took Bizzaro DNA and Krytonite." "It caused the general public, including mom, to became a Bizzaro and to exhibit super powers due to latent metagene that each human possesses." "They took my blood and synthesized and released the antidote into the air and we cured virus and arrested Cale."
