Chapter Two: Downloading 1 TB Per Second Is Impossible…Right?
"So, the ad break is over, Meta Doctor."
Silence.
And more silence.
"So, how's that TARDIS coral my other version gave you going?" the Doctor Ganger said after a long bout of silence.
"Oh, it's just there in the fish tank. I forget to feed it sometimes, though. Why is it called TARDIS coral, anyways?" the Meta Doctor said back, staring at the "coral" in the fish tank.
"Aren't you supposed to know? Your memory deviation only happened recently."
"But I'm a human now, and can't remember all 900+ years," the frustrated Meta Doctor said wistfully as he checked the stats of his TARDIS, which was two levels away from evolving. Its stats looked good also, as it seemed to have a high Speed stat. That would come in handy.
"Anyways, when I was a little kid in Time Lord school (do not ask about Health and Sex Ed, thank you very much) we went on a field trip-"
"You mean I, right?"
"Well yeah, but I counted my best friend the Master also. I never knew why he wanted to be called the Master. Maybe he wanted to catch them all and become a Pokémon Master, like in that anime."
"So why are we called the Doctor?"
"Well, my parents were very strict, and they really must have named me after who they wanted me to be."
"Oh." The Meta Doctor replied as an image of the Doctor Ganger in a doctor's jacket appeared. He brushed it away. "So, I was basically raised by stereotypical Asian parents."
"You mean we, and yes," the Doctor Ganger replied. Suddenly, his skin flashed white, and the Doctor Ganger and Meta Doctor stepped back a bit, startled.
"I'm sorry, I have a skin condition." The Doctor Ganger apologized as he turned back to his normal skin color. "Anyways…"
It was a field trip to the TARDIS factory. What we didn't know at the time was that the Time Lords were ruining the ecosystem, but whatever. We learned that TARDISs were grown from coral. Or something that looked like it. So, I stole one. But I got in trouble and was not allowed to have a TARDIS. But they could never find the coral, because I hid it inside a spare TARDIS, which would be my own soon. But I forgot about it till I stole that very same TARDIS.
"So you have eczema?" the Meta Doctor asked.
"You weren't listening to my story, weren't you?" the Doctor Ganger replied, annoyed. "Besides, eczema is something completely different…oh, never mind."
Confident that the Doctor Ganger had finished, the Meta Doctor walked over to his fridge and pulled out two Rare Candies, and dropped them into the fish tank.
A prompt appeared on screen:
TARDIS Coral leveled up to LVL 19!
ATK 36 - ATK 42
DEF 80 - DEF 84
SPD 147 - SPD 251
LCK 65 - LCK 69
TARDIS Coral learned Teleport!
And then another prompt:
TARDIS Coral leveled up to LVL 20!
ATK 42- ATK 45
DEF 84 - DEF 89
SPD 152 - SPD 159
LCK 69 - LCK 72
TARDIS learned Gallifreyan Encyclopedia!
What? Your TARDIS Coral is evolving!
The piece of coral began to flash seizure like and turned into a giant police box, breaking the fish tank into a billion pieces.
Your TARDIS Coral has evolved into TARDIS!
TARDIS learned 4th Dimension Space!
TARDIS learned Sonic Screwdriver!
TARDIS is trying to learn Teleport V2. But it can only have four moves! Forget which move?
[Teleport]
Gallifreyan Encyclopedia
4th Dimension Space
Sonic Screwdriver
3…2…1…Bananas!
TARDIS has forgotten Teleport…and…
TARDIS learned Teleport V2!
"Ah, finally," the Meta Doctor said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a gigantic download to make." He then walked into the TARDIS, and shut the doors.
Meanwhile, Rose was watching Doctor Who on TV (the 4th Doctor to be exact) when she heard the sound of breaking glass and what sounded like electronic music. She ran over and saw the newly evolved TARDIS.
"DOCTOR!"
This is a PSA. I don't own Doctor Who. Gasp.