Disclaimer : I don't own Disgaea. or any characters other than my OCs
=============Previously on Prinny : hours of cursed absence prinny =============
"I-I might be a fool, a fool who has become a prinny because my own foolishness. Yet, I learned (from flonne) three things that has made me like this" Said Ranga, then his eyes suddenly become full of seriousness, "The sin I have done is first, greed, because I loved money more than anything but its money! It gave you powers. Second, Discrimination, don't know why though, then the last one….."
Ranga Readied his battle position, "Foolishness, because I know I can and want to change my destiny yet I don't change my destiny! For my own fault I end up here. But I won't let the same thing happen again! I can change my destiny now and this is my only chance!"
"BATTLE START!" Shouted Ranga
=========Chapter 3 : Escape! DOOOD! =========
After he said that, the surrounding area filled with glowing mana. Magical lines have started to appear, signing the battle grids. Various menus and a cursor appear from the mana.
"Idiot! Did you know what you have done?!" The captain Shouted.
"I chose my own way! And there's no way I would be tortured by that 13-years old girl just to get reincarnated!" Ranga said then readied his newly found blade "The cursed absence".
"Because you got a sword doesn't mean you became stronger dood!" The prinny second from left said then readied his swords.
"Let's just kill him and revived him at infirmary, it's easier that way!" The most left prinny agreed and pulled out his swords
"*Sigh* Okay maybe we should just do that" The Captain said, then pulled his weapon, the double axe. Then followed by the other two prinnies.
"WAIT! Why did the captain use double axe?! He used swords before!" Ranga said.
"So I can kill you at one hit!" The captain roared and rushing to Ranga, but…. Of course the grids prevent him to do so.
"Phew… lucky! It's my turn!" Ranga said cheerfully, then analyses his enemies, the prinnies are making V shaped formation with the captain on the center and the rest behind him, let's call them : from the left(of the prinnies), Prinny A,B, Captain, D, E .The captain himself is 4 squares away from him, should be long enough to use prinny barrage.
"Prinny…" Ranga said, then he focused dark powers on his blade, then he jumped and fired black shadowy version projectiles of prinny barrage "…..BARRAGE!" the projectiles hit the captain, then it exploded on contact, causing smoke screen and surprisingly, Ranga scored a critical hit on his first attack! "HAHAHA! How's my new power! Dood!" Ranga shouted on his triumph the other prinnies just watch him in a pity gaze….. after the smoke screen disperse, he saw that the captain still standing and Ranga started to panicked when he saw his HP doesn't decrease at all.
"W-What?! Th-That's impossible dood!" He moved his cursor to the captain and realized the captain was level 50….. While the other prinnies were level 30. Then Ranga remembered that he himself was just a level 10 Private Prinny.
"N-NOOO! I'm still level 10!" Ranga moved away as far as he could. But, due to his move range only 4 squares, he can only moves four square away from his previous location.
"C-Can I just retreat or something?!" Ranga panicking, although the distance between the captain and himself were still 8 squares away. "E-End turn! Dood!" Ranga said, then various menus appear in front of the captain prinny, symbolize the enemies turn.
"Our turn!... Dood" The captain Prinny said and moved 5 squares straight.
"W-What?! How can you move that far?! Dood!" Ranga said
"I used sandal, thus increasing my movement! …... Dood" The captain said proudly
"I don't see anything on your leg" Ranga Said "Dood" he added
"Somehow they don't appear here on my feet. But…. Even if they did appear, how can my peg leg use them?" The captain replied.
"You're right dood…."
The prinny A moved just left back and Prinny E moved to the right back panel of the captain. While prinny B moved just behind the captain, and Prinny D moved 2 square behind the captain. Making plus shaped formation.
"WHAT?! You used sandal too?!" Ranga said
"Nope, we used "sandals" and increasing our movement" answered Prinny A
"B-But they moved 6 squares at once!"
"That's why I called it "Sandals" with s "
Prinny B jumped and did a prinny barrage on Ranga. "EAT THIS PRINNY BARRAGE! Dood!" He jumped and slashes quickly and making waves of prinny barrage. It hit him and reduced his HP until no more than 10% of Rangga's Max HP.
"Dood… why?!" Ranga fell on his flippers on his defeat.
"Just gave up if you do, next turn, I will make sure I hit you painlessly and paid your revive bill" The Captain Said. "dood" he added
Within his despair, Ranga though he can't win at all. He feels so powerless. Menus have started to appear and his turn has begun. "Healing items…. Healing items…." He searched his bag but he didn't find anything, but his gold that he should have thrown back at the ventilation "Was being tortured is my destiny dood?"
"No other way, dood…. End tu…." Before Ranga finished his sentence, a flash back appear in his mind.
The flash back is all brown colored, like old films from rolling tape. The setting was a home, a home he ever saw before, in a room with many files and (weirdly formed) gold, Ranga sat on a table, there he saw a few shadow approached him, and there were 3 different people in those shadow
"Daddy? Are you busy?" a shadow said
"Let's play! Let's play!" another shadow said, then hold Ranga's hand
"NO! Brats! I have to finish it now!" Ranga said, then throw the shadow whom hold his hand to a nearby wall but the last shadow jumped and grabbed the thrown one just before it hit the walls
"..."
The scene blurred and change to another setting, this time in a kitchen, Ranga Hold some gold bars on his hand and bring it to his room then, another shadow approached him.
"Honey! Put those gold bars down! Don't put them in the room! And you have been acting weird recently"
"Shut up!" Ranga smacked the shadow with his gold bars
The scene blurred again and this time some shadows bringing another shadow to a white car with red stripes. Yup, an ambulance.
Snapped back to reality, he remembered Hogmeisser's advice just another moment ago
Hogmeisser's voice : "But if you get caught won't all of your effort to escape wasted?"
Ranga : "But I can't live without money! These are what give me powers, even back when I was a human. Dood"
Hogmeisser's voice : "What about now? Are those gold more precious than your own life?"
Ranga Grinned "NO! Not this time!" he removed his bag's rope and points it at the prinnies. Somehow…. A Gatling gun appeared from the bag. He took the Gatling gun and fired it on the prinnies "VIVA LA REVOLUTION! DOOD!" and hit the 3 prinny (A,B,E) and they exploded on contact.
"Take that! dood!" Ranga leveled up to level 20 in an instant!
"WHAT?! Where in the netherworld he got those things?!... Dood" the captain said
"From miss Etna, she fired me once with those badass gun but I absorbed it! Now I can use it against you! Dood!" Ranga said with confident. He then moved away 4 square behind "END TURN DOOD!"
"I will avenge my comrades!" The Captain moved to a tile just 2 squares away from Ranga. "One more turn and I can kill you" The captain said. Prinny D moved to a square behind the captain. Now it's Ranga turn again. He moved to a tile 3 squares away from the captain and used prinny Barrage. But this time, instead of his swords, he threw all his gold inside his bag. From jewelry to gold coins all of them! Yet not damaging him at all.
"It's just some gold being thrown, what good is it?" The captain said
"Er… I think I used them on wrong time dood…." Ranga answered
"it might work on ordinary prinny, but not me" The captain said
"E-End… T-Turn…." Ranga said, thus the captain's turn has started
The Prinny D back there sweat dropping heavily like a rain, "T-These jewely?! Miss Etna's Jewelry?! T-This is bad doood!" The Prinny D said before the captain issued a command, he moved to a tile 4 squares away from the captain and did a Prinny Barrage! On the Captain! But the captain suffer no more than 5% of his full HP
The Prinny D who doesn't talk at all since chapter 2, he is like another Private Prinny, dark blue skin, beak, ETC are the same. But what made him different was the fact he used a black scarf and has sharper eyes.
"W-What?! You dare to betray us all?!" the captain said.
"S-Sorry! But we would need a black lamb" Prinny D said.
"A Black lamb? What do you mean?"
"Let's get out from here, Ranga!" Both Prinnies started to get away from the captain, but thanks to Prinny D, the captain has been paralyzed, yet somehow able to talk.
After being defeated, the area return to normal, the grids has vanished yet the captain still petrified
"But seriously! Why are you helping me?" Ranga asked
"I'm not helping you. I'm helping myself!" Prinny D answered
"Seriously?" Ranga said
"Miss Etna has a very sharp nose; she could smell anything she previously has and pinpoint it at exact location." Prinny D said "Even a single snack she has" he added.
"W-Wait! T-That means she would chase us now?!"
"If you don't throw everything you stole from her"
"Phew… luckily I have thrown all I have back there, I was very desperate, dood….."
=========Back to our captain=======
"Damm! This paralyze won't get away!" he grunted as he tried to break out from the paralyze
"Espoir!" someone casted espoir to the captain, curing him from the paralyze
"Thank you very much! Now if you don't mind I have to…." He said but then a hand grab his head
"So you stole them didn't you?" the person from his back grabbed his head
"Stole wha…" as the captain turned around, he saw none other than his mistress, Etna
"M-Miss Etna! DOOD! I'm sorry! I will chase them right away! Dood!" he bowed her and tried to run but because she grabbed his head, he can't run at all.
"Er…. Miss Etna?"
"Well… maybe a mirror could remind you…" she said then looked around. "If there's any here" she added
Suddenly, without anyone noticing or because everyone too lazy or busy throwing prinnies, a portal came out of nowhere and a mirror came in. a mirror that suspiciously framed with what looks like a window.
"W-What? How did it… never mind. See your own self in the mirror" She said.
There inside the mirror the captain saw her mistress, Etna standing there with the so called mirror.
"Er…. It's just a glass? Dood?"
"Wait… what?! It's just a glass?! Not a mirror?!"
Another portal open up and another mirror (Hopefully real one appear) with futuristic design, this time smacking Etna in her head, including a note from the mirror, said "Sorry wrong item, could you return the glass to me?"
"DAMMIT!" she threw the glass randomly and suspiciously another portal came in time to receive the glass just in time before it hit a wall (or demon at least).
"Okay…. It's started to creeps me "she said
"See your own self inside the mirror!" she turned the mirror to the prinny.
"erm….. I don't have any bone?" the captain said.
"That's right! Wait… WHAT?!" see saw the mirror and there, she saw her reflection, but not the exact reflection, it is her bone's reflection, and yup it is an X-ray mirror.
"Can't you just give me a normal mirror?!"She shouted and threw the mirror and more suspiciously, another portal caught it in time just before it crashed to a wall. Then another mirror dropped in and this time, a small mirror came.
"At least! A normal one!" he gave it to the captain prinny "now see it by yourself"
He took the mirror and started to bleed blood like a fountain from his nose. "I never though you have more curves than I thought"
"W-WHAT?!" she took the mirror and she saw what just the prinny saw. "W-WHAT?! I-is t-this?!" there she saw her self*** **** *** ***** ****** *** ***** ** and ****** ** *** ***** **** her**** ****** ******* **** *** ***** ****** *** ***** without** ********** *** ***** ****** *** ***** ** ********** *** ***** ****** *** ***** ** ******. But *** **** still**** ****** *** ***** ** ****** **** *** ***** ****** *** ***** ** ****** **** *** ***** ****** *** ***** ** ****** (These words are censored due to a certain reason that will not be given)
"That's a long censoring, dood"
Suddenly a portal came in and a mysterious creature with wearing green cloth and a wide green hat came in and swapped it with a really normal looking wall mirror.
"Why the heck you make something like that appear?!" Etna said
"Well…. I just don't know it was there, I thought it was a normal mirror" the mysterious creature said
"B-But if those censors were released then… then…." Etna said
"Back of! This is a R rated fic, not a M ones" the mysterious creature said
"B-But… h-he saw it!" Etna said
"he's just a prinny…. Beside that stupid things that you called cloth you used if for "Show off body" purpose isn't it?" the mysterious creature said then the mysterious creature disappear with no trace but a single note said "Sorry I never know there were something like that in my storage"
"Hey! URGH! If I met you, you will suffer from some really terrible nightmares came true!" Etna said
"I would better check it, in case anything weird appears" she checked it and nothing weird this time.
"Good, now see your own self in the mirror"
The captain did so, he saw his reflection using multiple gold necklaces, gold earring(Are they have ears?), a gold teeth (Just for added info. Creatures that have beaks never have any tooth), gold rings on his fingers… er….. flipper? And many more gold in the floor.
"W-Wait! I can explain it!"
"No time. die!" she said then a heavy knight appear out of nowhere and threw the prinny to Etna, then she hit the prinny like a baseball ball's.
"HOME RUN!"
=======Back to Ranga and his new "friend"=======
"Hey! What's your name?" Ranga asked.
"My Name? My name is... [insert name here]" he answered.
CCCCUUUUTTTT! Suddenly all the castle froze, not just the castle, the netherworld and all worlds froze
=====Mocha's Studio======
"What? Er... um... agh! Name again! Now let's pick a random name..." Mocha H said
"WHAT?! You're going to give me another random name? dood!" [insert name here] said.
"Relax! I got this name out of random and it seems cool! Dood!" Ranga said
"Your name wil be..." "Y-Yea... dood..."
"Your name wil be..." "I wonder, dood"
"Your name wil be... 3 kilos of sugar... 4 kilos of eggs... and 2 pack of baking soda"
"W-WHAT?!" 3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said
"N-No! I-it can't be! I am supposed to be the main character's best friend!" 3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said
"Stop using it!" 3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said
"Er... that's my shopping list, sorry, I accidentially(;P lied) type it here... Your name will be... oh! Look! Another new anim..."
"STOP JOKING AND TELL ME MY NAME!" 3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why won't the "3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said" go away?!" 3 kilos of sugar 4 Kilos of eggs and 2 pack of baking soda said
"OKAY! I got your name! It will be... dark shadow!"
"WOW! That's cool!" Dark Shadow said
"But, then... the name just too cool for a prinny, so i just gave you name of "Awang" "
"W-WHAT?! I-it changed?! C-come one!" Awang said
"Shut up! Or I will tell valvatorez about you don't say dood in everyline you said since a few line ago."
(Those who are thinking right will re-checked the lines again :D)
"Okay... dood..." Awang said
"Cheer up! It means "Shadow" in my place" Mocha H said
"R-Really?! Dood!" Awang said
"Nah... it closer to day dreaming than a real shadow." Mocha H said
"NO! I demand..." before awang complete his sentence, the camera became static and changed to ranga and his friend
=======Back to Ranga=======
"My name is Awang" Awang said
Both of them are still running, knowig behind them was a fierce beast(/Demon) who will kill anyone who touched her jewelry. They ran with full speed ahead. After a long run, they reached the shopping district where the dimensional gate keeper was.
"Ranga, who's that? Your friends?" Awang said.
A prinny was sitting near the door for the shopping district, he seems hostile , his eyes are sharp! But they are sleepy and were actually sleeping with another prinnies. And beside them was Flonne. No one know what happen, but it seems all prinnies just stop and sleep at the door.
She was not using her usual arc angel robe, now she wore a tight suit that has a long black skirt. In her hands are guns, well you know…. To liven up the "Secret agent" aura. Oh! Almost forgot, the guns are loaded with asagi's anti prinny bullet, although she used all the sleeping effect bullets to all prinny near her. So all that left were just anti-prinny bullet that will make any prinny exploded after a single skin contact with the bullet.
"Er… miss Flonne, what are you doing here?" Ranga asked unconsciously, then quickly closed his beak.
"I'm waiting for a prinny, isn't it exiting? Hiding in an unknown place and snipe the prinnies. Like any secret agent do!" Flonne said.
"But….. it's really a spot able place, miss Flonne. I mean, you're right 5 meter infornt of the door " Ranga said.
"Oh! Thankyou mr. pri…"Flonne said, then froze for a good 10 second.
"HE's HERE! THE REBEL PRINNY!" Flonne shouted and jumped far away from ranga, then, all the sleeping prinnies woke up like zombies and moans heavily
"Must…. Catch… rebel….." moan the prinnies
"OW! Look! Just some stupid prinny who are too sleepy to catch us! HAHAHA! And you act like a zombie?! HAHAHAHA! They're slow and can't even catch us prinnies!"Awang said
"Espoir!" Flonne said then a bright light engulfed all prinnies then all the prinnies stopped their moaning and started to throw prinny barrage to Ranga and Awang.
"AGH! W-What should I dooooooooooooooodddd?!" Ranga said
"Shout Battle start! The party leader able to use it, right?" Awang said as he(Professionally) used Ranga as blade to reflect all the projectiles like a Jedi in starwars.
"DOOOD! I'm not a light saber!" Ranga said due to his face got hit by various prinny barrage
"Who cares?" then, he put down Ranga
"B-Battle start!" Ranga shouted.
Various mana gathered and start to make grids and lines, just before Ranga's turn started, the grids and menus destroyed into pieces.
"W-What?! I-Impossible dood!" Rangga shouted in panic
"It is because the Tactical Grid Battle system are only available if the total actors both players and enemies are below 100 actors" Flonne said and explained in a white board out of nowhere.
"Then, we only has one choice! We will use "that" "Awang said and readied his swords
"Then, we shall do it like the old time?" Ranga said seriously
"Yeah…. Our ultimate skill" Awang said.
"W-What?! B-But you just met no more than an hour ago!" Flonne said, and surprised. She grabbed her staff and readied her spell in case, anything they got were strong enough to finish all of her troops. It's not like anything could damage her, but she worried about other prinnies in her troops(of prinnies). She cast a barrier around herself and her troops. "Don't worry anyone! This barrier will stop anything in and out for 5 minutes!"
"AWSOME! Dood!"The prinnies cheers.
"NOW! RANGA!" Awang shouted
Both Ranga's and Awang's eyes shine, they got their swords out and swept a gust of dust and caused a smoke screen! "We won't forgive you! We won't forgive you!" chanted Ranga and Awang, as if those words are spells
"No matter what you did, I will protect these prinnies!" Flonne said, then advance to the troop's front
"NOW DOOD!" Ranga and Awang said in a union, they moved very fast, every movement seems to be in a perfect sync. They speed up their movement and advance to... ran away from flonne?
"W-Wah! Y-You two just ran away?! W-What about shooting a beam or something! Er... I er... I will teach you if you don't know!" Flonne said, worrying about the anti-climax than her current condition.
"miss Flonne, dood. How are we gonna get out from here,dood?" said a Prinny.
"Well... I did said This barrier will stop anything in and out for 5 minutes, so..."
"were stuck here for a five minute?! Dood?!"
"Thehehe~~~"
"C-Can't you just break this barrier, dood?"
"I-I can't… these barriers I made are far stronger than the usual ones"
"She's right, even I got stuck here" Mocha H said.
"Hm…. Who are you? I never saw any Putty around here" Flonne said.
"Well…. Actually I kind of following that prinny but you see…. I got stuck here. Even my portal, can't get through this annoying barrier" Mocha H said. He formed a portal, yet it disperse right after it formed
"I'm sorry…" Flonne said.
"Wait…. I just remember that I have a barrier breaker back at my storage" Mocha H said.
"C-Can it destroy this barrier,dood?"
"Well….. who know? I will have my assistant to deliver it now" Mocha H said. Mocha H took his hat and start searching for his phone.
"AGH! Dam! I forgot my phone, wait here, I will look for it" Mocha H said then he opened a portal and pass through the portal, returned to his room, searched for his phone, then return to Flonne and her troops
"AHA! I got my phone, I will call my assistance now" Mocha H said. Then he talk in an unknown language then, another portal came then a small needle came in.
"Okay… first of all poke the barrier…" he poke the barrier and it fell into pieces.
"er…. Sir Putty, if you can take your phone like that, why don't you just take that needle instead of calling your assistance first?" Flonne said
"That's because….*Silent for a moment* WHY DON'T I THINK ABOUT THAT?!" Mocha H surprised due to his own stupidy and froze like a solid ice.
"um…. Thanks, mr Putty! All unit! Advance!" Flonne and her troops started to follow Ranga's and his friend trail.
=====Mocha's studio : surveillance room=======
"Damm….. it really shock me last time. And worst of all, it has happen 10th time this year, and it's still Marc!" Mocha H said. After he returned to his surviliance room, where a lot of monitors show everything.
"Huh? He's already on the portal?" Mocha H said, then he saw Ranga and Awang standing near the dimensional gate keeper. "Hahaha…. Not bad…. Perhaps… I should add more… 'Tortu….' Er…. 'fun'" Mocha H said. "Find Etna, we will have a big explosion today!"
========Back to Ranga, currently on the portal========
"Atleast! Freedom! Dood!" Ranga said. For now, he and his new friend were on the dimensional gate keeper, where every the dimensional gate keeper is (Obviously)
"Where will you go now, Prinny?" The gate keeper asked.
"Anywhere far! Dood!" Awang said, as he heard Flonne's voice echoed.
Suddenly, a rock fell on the gate keeper's head and knocked her out. Well it's a rock from my side point, but normal people call it "Falling Pillars"
"A ROCK?! THESE ARE FREAKING HUGE PILLARS! DOOOOD!" Ranga said.
Suddenly(again), a portal appear.
"Is it our portal? Dood? Ranga asked.
Suddenly(and again?! God…. I need more attractive word!) Flonne and her troops has appear!
"Stop running! This is an order from the Arc Agent Flonne!" Flonne said then readied he staff
"Run for yourlife dood!" Ranga jumped through the portal followed by Awang.
=====the other side of the portal=====
Every people know that every birds can fly, except ostrich, chicken and penguins. But now we talk about Prinny, a demon who were souls of humans stitched to a suit made of demons souls. They were absolutely easy to explode, you know. Here at our Prinny, Ranga he fell the portal, expecting a hard landing or at least a kaboom because he fell from 100 feet high.
"DDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD DDDDD!"Ranga fell, followed by Awang again. But luckily someone kind enough to put a pillow on where they fell, so they don't explode.
"Phew…. We must keep running dood!"Ranga shouted
"and where will you run, Prinny?" Said a voice
"T-This voice….. I-It's….." Ranga said
=============Chapter 3 : Escape! DOOOD! ============
================THE END=============
======Mocha's studio=======
"Hello everyone! Sorry for taking too long! I got exams and works to do you know!" Mocha H said.
"Then what are these new anime list for dood?" Ranga said, tossing a list of new animes.
"HAH? Where? I don't see anything?" Mocha H tossed Ranga and he exploded.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Etna came out from nowhere and jab Mocha H in his body, but….. due to his small Putty avatar, she just grazed his hat by a little
"You will pay for what you have done to me!" Etna said, focusing energy on her spear. She charged at him and impaled Mocha H but he dodge it, she plant her spear to ground, continuing her attack by kicking Mocha H. But, again due to his short avatar, she missed. "DAMMIT!"
Suddenly Mocha H summoned his Laptop and summoned a summoner that summoned various summoning skeletons who also summoned various types of skeletons and outnumbered Etna.
"THAT"S CHEATING!"
"LET ME GO! YOU JERK!" she jumped and focused her fear energy and formed black spheres. "Chaos impact!" she threw the spheres and they blew up the skeletons, she extended her small wings and started flying with it.
"Oh look! The time! Sorry! Gotta go! "
"Next time! On Prinny : Hours of the Cursed absence Prinny : The heck! What's going on dood?!"
"WAIT! I haven't fin….." Etna said, but due to the time, it canceled.
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