Disclaimer : I don't own anything related to Disgaea, NIS or anygame mentioned/hinted in the story or any characters other than my OCs
=============Previously on Prinny: hours of cursed absence prinny =============
======A few minutes before Ranga jumped into the portal======
====Laharl's Castle: Er…. Somewhere, that looks like a hallway====
Stone walls, various claw marks, pillars, stone walls, pillars, battle marks, oh! A painting! a statue, a vase, another statue, oh my! It's a gargoyle statue! Stone walls, pillars, statues and don't forget! The most obvious stone floor. Those were the scenery that Etna saw on her exploration, well…. What do you expect? It's a stone castle after all.
"Where did that Greed-Prinny GO?!" Etna, Ranga's Mistress and master was searching around the castle, she is the one who strike the captain prinny and make him flying somewhere just a chapter ago. But one thing she just notice a few minute ago is...
"damn…. If that prinny didn't rebel, I wouldn't have to get lost like this!" She muttered slowly.
Well….. truth to be told, The Overlord's castle was very big, even after living 2000 years here, you can still get lost. It also included Etna who was brought here by kirchosvky. She is 1478 years old but lives in the castle for about….. er…. 500 years.
A few minute later she arrived at a junction. She stopped for a few second looking at her right and left "Flonne? Prince? Where are you? I'm lost here!" she said
To added information: Etna, Flonne and Laharl always together if they were exploring the castle. But their reason to stay together because they will get lost if they wander further than the shopping district. Usually three of them found a way out thanks to Flonne (Who always asked other vassals politely and drew map of the castle as well) and Laharl (who always threaten his vassals or destroying the walls to found a way to return). But now, Etna is alone, without Laharl or Flonne so…. Well….
"Stop leaking my secrets!" she said to absolutely no one, but the narration just a few minute ago
"I know you're there! Just show yourself!" she said absolutely to no one bu…
"YEAH! YOU! THE DAMM ****ing WRITER!" she said then she charged a black energy ball and threw it on a pillar, blowing it into pieces, well hoping the kind writer was there to give her a clue. Since the writer is kind enough, he opened a portal and appeared in front of her.
"So? What do you want?" Etna said
"What do you mean?" Mocha H said
"DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"What?"
"Stop acting like that! I know that you have been stalking me since the last chapter!"
"I don't stalk you."
"But you did follow me since the last chapter!"
"I did but I stalk everyone, not just you, did you see that camera over there?" he point out a hidden camera on a pillar. Then pulled it out from the pillar and show it to Etna
"and over there" he returned the camera and walked to a statue and took another hidden camera on the statue's mouth.
"See? I place various cameras everywhere, so I stalk everyone that has a connection with this fanfic"
"I don't care! Just…. Don't stalk me anymore!"
"No, can't do. By the way you're lost aren't you?"
"I'm not! And don't change the topic!" she said then leaves Mocha H.
"Man…. She really is such a…" Before Mocha H finished his sentence Etna appeared on his right.
"Why did you come back?"
"Uh… er… NO I'M NOT!" she said then leaves him again.
"Seriously, the one who built this castle is creative enough to make a castle like a maze" Mocha H said, just a second after he finished his sentence, Etna appear again in Mocha H's left.
"So? Gave up already?"
"I WILL FIND A WAY OUT!" she said then spread her bat-like wing and enlarge them, then she flew at high speed to find a way out.
"2 minutes" Mocha H said. He waited for 2 minutes, then Etna appeared again in his right.
"WHERE THE F*** IS THE EXIT?! THIS CASTLE IS EVEN MORE COMPLICATED THAN A MAZE!" she said then sat on the floor due to exhaustion.
"I'm sure I can found the exit faster than you" Mocha H said the leaves Etna who was sitting on the floor.
"There's no way he will" then just a second of his departure, he appeared at Etna's right
"uh…. I think I took the wrong er… Junction" then he left again, but then appear at Etna's left. He dropped his jaw when he realized that he has returned to the same place again
"Y-You're right, this castle is far more complicated than a maze"
"So? Got an idea? 'genius' sire…." Etna said mockingly.
"Well…. I have this GNPS so, maybe we can get out from here"
"What's a GNPS?"
"Geo Nether Positioning Stone" Mocha H said, then he took out a small square thing with a green layer on a side
"I do understand the 'nether' but… 'stone'?"
"Well…. Because this thing use a battery-like stone which store magic energy, Fear Energy, Awe energy, etc. thus allowing it to locate anyone within 100 km radius." then he pressed a button and it started to buzzer, then a voice came out "Please tell me your destination" with a futuristic robotic voice.
"Here, use it" Mocha H gave the device to Etna
Etna flow her fear energy to the device, the device started to activate. After the starting procedure, the green layer show a picture of microphone, That mean it need a sound command
"Tell me where's the Greed-Prinny" Etna asked
"Greed Prinny? Did you mean: Ranga the Prinny?" the device said
"YES! TELL ME WHERE HE IS!" Etna said angrily because she just remembered the anger she has before she got lost.
"Why should I tell you?" the GNPS said mockingly
"What? Shouldn't answering location is your job?!" she said grabbing the machine in the arm tighter and almost broke it
"No, I don't care. Seek other machine to disturb, I don't have time to play with a dumb, short, pink haired, FLAT CHESTED, tomboyish girl" the Machine said and emphasized at 'FLAT CHESTED'
The word 'dumb' never disturb her because she know that she isn't, the word 'short' didn't really disturb her because she know that Laharl is shorter than her, the word 'pink haired' really disturb her because she knew pink hair is attractive, the word tomboyish make her happy, but… well…..
The word 'FLAT CHESTED' did make her very angry and….
******BBBBEEEEEEPPPPP****** the following text is too far for a T-Rated fic, so… conclusion:
Etna able to 'convince' the device, the device told Etna that Ranga and his friend were on their way to the castle gate through a portal.
Then she called her prinny squad(which surprisingly appear as fast as lightning)
"AYE DOOD! PRINNY SQUAD! READY FOR SERVICE, DOOD!" all of them said in a unison
"Good, now follow me" Etna said, then she and the prinny squad rushed to the castle gate.
=====Still in Laharl's castle: Castle's entrance ======
Every person knows that every bird can fly, except ostrich, chicken and penguins. But now we are talking about Prinnies, Sinners whose soul attached to a penguin like suit. They are absolutely easy to explode, you know. Here at our Prinny, Ranga he fell from the portal, expecting a hard landing or at least a kaboom because he fell from 100 feet high.
"DOOOD!"Ranga fell, followed by Awang, But luckily someone was kind enough to put a soft bed on the where they fell, so they didn't explode. Their current location was not too far from the castle's gate.
"Phew…. We must keep running, we were still somewhere in the castle dood!" Ranga shouted
"and where will you run, Prinny?" Said a voice
"T-That voice….. I-It's….." Ranga said
====Chapter 4: The heck! What's going on dood?!=====
"Before you continue to read, please remember to review this chapter, say anything good-bad or anything between them. One more thing, here we introduced a new character and etc etc etc and so... on..." Mocha H Said
"Did you really think that is a good introduction?" An Orange colored Prinny came in, the prinny captain came in. with an angry look on his face.
"Oh... the prinny captain... i was thinking about giving you a name but... oh well... i won't give you any because you just disturb my good intro" Mocha H said while pointing a pen (which came out of nowhere) to the captain.
"A name is nothing but a name. It won't really hurt me even if you call me "Prinny Captain" all the time" Prinny captain said then pulled out his double axe.
"Hey... I though you really hate that name, I mean only minor characters have the same name with their titles" Mocha H said, then pulling another pen(which also came out of nowhere) and hold both pen one at each hands.
"I don't really care about my name. They are nothing but like a cloth on your body, it just cover your skin not protect it. What really protects you is the body that able to evade and stand against various attacks!" Prinny Captain said then jumped high and struck Mocha H from above with his right axe.
Mocha H protected himself by holding his pen in an X position but then the captain landed a feet on the ground, spun his body and struck Mocha H horizontally with his other axe. Mocha H got hit and blown away to the wall, destroying the wall as well.
"See? I just hit you because you can't move at all. Names are just like cloth, it doesn't protect you. What really protects you is the body that….. "
"….that able to evade and stand against various attacks?" Mocha H said,
The captain look at him, Mocha H was holding his pen firmly in X position which was protecting from the first attack and another pair of arms with a pen on each arms protected him from the second attack. "What?! I'm sure that you only have a single pair of arms! Not two pairs!"
"Well…. You did hit my pens but did you forget? I AM THE WRITER!" Mocha H said, and then thousand pairs of arms came out and at each hand were holding a pen.
"Wh-What?! I-Imposible!" the captain said, and then readied his axe, but then it shattered into pieces.
"Did you ever hear? Pens are mightier than swords! Er….. axes!" Mocha H said, and then a black aura came out from him. Meanwhile, there, sitting on the spectator's chairs, you, (yeah! You! The one who currently reads this fic!) Look at the writer in annoyance and then shouted "Just what the heck going on here! Why did an intro takes this much spaces?!"
"Huh? Oh! I forgot! Sorry! Okay! Let's enjoy today's Prinny: hours of cursed absence prinny chapter 4: The heck! What's going on dood?!" Mocha H said, then leave the room.
"COME BACK HERE! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PAY FOR….." Before he finished his word, the screen static and changed to Ranga and Awang still recovering from their fall.
====Back to Ranga=====
"Phew…. We must keep running dood!" Ranga shouted
"and where will you run, Prinny?" Said a voice
"T-That voice….. I-It's….." Ranga said, and then both of them look behind them.
"MISS ETNA!" Both Ranga and Awang shouted while hugging each other. They were very surprised and became all pale white, and deep inside their heart they said "I-it's done…. No more hope… dood…"
Etna and her prinny squad were standing in battle position, and behind them was the castle's gate and it's wide open. Unlike the labor prinnies like Ranga, the prinny squad were prinnies above level 80, the most elite all-purpose prinny squad.
"it's such a pain, y'know….. dealing with that pervert Prinny, exploring the castle, meeting this weird short green creature then came here using this small thing, what did he call it? GNPS I think?" Etna said, while throwing, and then catch the square device up and down. Then she threw it away but somehow it hit herself in her head's back "HEY!" Etna exclaimed and look at her back, there she saw Mocha H from his portal "Don't throw it away like that! It's very expensive!" Mocha H said, and then he disappeared once again.
"No…. it's done we can't….." Awang said
"NO! Not yet!" Ranga said while holding his "cursed absence" but his hands were trembling with fear
"Planning to fight me head on? Bring it on!" Etna dashed to him and slash at Ranga up-down.
Ranga tried to block her attack with his swords, but just a moment before contact, the sword's blade vanished. "What? Dood!?" Etna's spear slashes through him vertically, and then she took a jump backwards then lunged at Ranga. Etna's spear pierced through Ranga's Body with noting to restrain her spear.
Then the spear jabbed through him. Since Prinnies were made from 90% humans soul and 10% Prinny suit, she tore Ranga's suit open, inside is just a hollow space where the invisible soul of Ranga is. After feeling satisfied, Etna took her spear off from him, then picked him up and threw him away, then he exploded. Ranga's body then Flatten after his explosion. Etna returned to her squad and closed the gate, closing Ranga's only exit.
"Am i… going… to….. lose?" Ranga said. Looking at his swords, now it is just a useless sword grip, nothing more.
"I lost everything now…"Ranga muttered in his head, cursing himself for being greedy in his life, for being arrogant and for being alone.
"Do you want it to end like this?" another mysterious voice rang inside ranga's head, a man's voice
*Note : this scene is inside Ranga's mind, so he will not say doods, as well as other prinny, they will not say doods in their mind (Laharl : it's just because you were too lazy isn't it?|Mocha H: don't blame me! It's because the crazy rain in my place, I became so…. Lazy…)
MV =Mysterious Voice.
Ranga: it's all over…. I can't do anything now….
MV: it is… it is an end, but not the last. You will only suffer more and more…..
Ranga: W-Who are you?
MV: I am the cursed one. The spirit of the "cursed absence"
Ranga: Cursed one?
C-one: Yes, you don't want it to end like this aren't you?
Ranga: I-I don't want to... but what can i do?
C-One: I can lend you my power, but it is you who have to decide how to use it
Ranga: O-Okay! Lend me your power!
C-one: Now, stand up and listen to what i said.
Ranga stood up, his ripped skin magically stitched back to normal. He hold his "cursed absence", although it's just the sword's grip. "I-I won't lose!" Ranga said, Etna focused her attention back to Ranga.
"You want some more?" Etna said, and then readied her spear.
"Cursed absence! I believe in you dood!" Ranga said, then the cursed absence glowing in white light. Wind gust were circling around him. And somehow an orchestra band playing a song somewhere unseen by them. Showing the start of an unknown power that Ranga will show.
"Now shout 'Cursed system id 08261293890730642095093723097009649823626297823796 98236482370380237023740237498698698734798623498938 4y32478723948729847394787234987, Curse Merge!' you got all that?"
"W-Wait! I have to call out all that Dood!?"Ranga said
"well... 'Curse Merge!' is also fine... well... I don't really care"
"O-Okay!"
"CURSE! MERGE! DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!" Ranga shouted.
Wind gust stroke Ranga's body and the light engulfed him, the "cursed absence" return to its previous form.
"Now aim me at your enemies!" Cursed one said
The wind gust and the light were absorbed to the "Cursed absence" making it glow in a bright white light, Ranga readied his position to attack, the prinny squad just stays in their battle position. Etna readied to block any attack (With the prinnies of course).
"CURSED ABSENCE! SHOT! DDOOOODD!" Ranga said, then the sword glow with an even brighter light! They wait… they wait….. they wait… they wait… they wait….. they wait… but nothing happen, it's just the sword glowing, and that's all.
"WAIT! NOTHING HAPPEN?! DOOD?!"Ranga shouted in surprise
"You said you will lend me your power! Where?! You lend me none!" Ranga shouted to his sword. "Dood"
"Wow…. I don't really expect you to do that, you know…. I wasn't really serious about the 'Cursed Merge'...what? You think I'm a biometal on megaman or something?" Cursed one said
"W-WHAT?! It's so embarrassing to do that in front of everyone and nothing happen DOOOD!"
Then, numerous prinny barrage hit Ranga right on his back, then he fell on his face. Behind him were Flonne and the prinnies from before.
"Hold right there! Arch Agent Flonne has arrived at the scene" Flonne said, holding a gun and point it at Ranga, well…. Like any police does.
Now, Ranga and Awang got surrounded all sides.
"Maybe I have to show you my true form" Cursed one said
"This is not your true form?"
"No. I'm not that stupid sword you were holding, stupid!"
Suddenly a leg crashed in from a wall on ranga's right side, there he saw a demon, with an almost violet colored hair and wearing a long jean and a suit that reveal his chest came (crashed) in through the wall. He is the always so unimportant character since disgaea 1, that has to be defeated about 5 times in the whole first game's story. Yup, the mid-boss.
"W-WHA! No! no! my name is Vyers, the dark Ado…."
"Who cares about your name, mid boss" Etna said
"So sorry, Mr. mid-boss, but it has been decided to be your name, even the writer has agreed with us" Flonne said
"ARGH! Forget it! Prinny! I will teach you how to make a "Rocket Missile type F" right here and now!"
"W-What's a "Rocket Missile type F"? and why me dood?!"
"Okay, good, now just throw the thing inside this pouch to Etna, and done with it" Mid-boss said then he walked to the wall he used for his entrance. "Auf Wiedersehen!" He said.
With an innocent and confused face, Flonne asked "but you were supposed to use a French accent, right?"
"Er…. Well… good bye mademoiselle!" Vyers somehow changed his name back to Vyers and jumped down from the hole he made for his entrance.
With a more confused, yet still innocent face, Flonne said "but there's a lava pool down there, right?"
From their place they heard a scream saying "Hot! hot! hot! Damn freaking lava!"
Ranga opened the pouch given by Vyers and looked what inside of it…
"Th-This is! This thing … well I don't really know, dood….." Ranga said (not)surprised with the content (Well he doesn't really know what it is).
Flonne took a glance at the item. She saw it for an instance and realized the item, her face show fear and worry "T-That form! T-This smell! It- it can't be!" Flonne said
"Take this! Miss Etna dood!" Ranga threw the item to Etna
"AWANG! Take cover Dood!" Ranga grabbed Awang and lay down on the floor, Etna prepared her spear to slash the item meanwhile, Flonne (instantly) changed to her usual blue arc angel suit then spread her wings and charged her energy on her wings.
"MISS ETNA! DON'T you must not hit it!" Flonne said
"Huh?! What? I must hit it?" Etna said, then she slashed the item, but Flonne shot Etna's spear with her gun before the spear hit it, tossing the spear away from Etna's hand.
"I said don't hit it!" Flonne then released an energy blast from her back and wings, blasting all prinnies behind her and fly at Etna a speed of 9,999,999 Km/second.
"W-WHOA! F-Flonne!" the item hit Etna at her face, expecting it to explode, but it doesn't. Etna then pick it from her face and examine the item.
"Wait a second…. The F**K! This thing is just…." Before she finished her sentence, Flonne (who flew at 99,999,999 kilometers/second) hit the prinny squad, Etna and the closed gate behind them, and blasted them all, The whole blasting scene then stopped and turn into a Manga-like view with a 'Rocket Missile Type F(Flonne) Ultimate BLAST!' word on the side. *Return the time and view to normal, please*
The blast just now leaving nothing but the ruins of the castle's gate and the two prinny.
Since the whole place has been emptied and the gate, Ranga and Awang (Who miraculously survived with barely 10 points of HP) stood up, and dusted off the self.
Awang: "Wow…. That's seriously a weird attack, what's inside the bag dood?"
Ranga: "I it's probably 'that 'legendary' item miss Flonne always talk about"
Awang: Wait…. You mean…. 'that'
Ranga: Yup…. 'that' thing is the only one that able to make miss Flonne like that
Then they left the castle and entered a random forest while not being chased by random guards who were too lazy to catch them.
Ranga: "By the way…. Why are you following me? I thought you just want to escape from miss Etna's anger? dood"
Awang: "Well…. Not just that actually. I must return to my previous form, and not incarnate. Then taking back what I have lost in my previous life, dood"
Ranga : "What?! You won't incarnate?! dood"
Awang : "Well…. Because I don't want to and I can't anyway, because I was a demon, dood"
Ranga: "you can't? why? dood"
Awang : "well…. You know… prinnies are souls of sinful humans, right? But there were demons who became prinnies because they were forced, so the demons who became a prinny can't reincarnate, they have to transmigrate back through the assembly… Dood"
Ranga : "hahaha! How poor of you! You can't even be reborn in your previous life! Hahaha!"
Awang: " 'Reborn'? What do you mean? If the prinny stage were complete and reincarnate, then they will lose all of their memories ALL of them so you won't be revived, you will be born as something else, demons, humans, or even animals, dood"
Ranga: "Wh-Wha! S-so that means i-I can't return to my life dood?!"
Awang: "Nope, hasn't the captain already told you? It will be 'reset' not continue, dood"
Ranga : "n-no! all my effort! All my money! MY GOLDS! I can't just leave them there! I must return to the human world dood!"
Awang: "in that body? Who would believe you? You are the Prinny Ranga, not the human Ranga, dood"
Ranga: "I – will just use the dark assembly! Just like how you will, dood!"
Awang: "Nah…. I won't do that if I am you, The cost is very high and all senators would say Nay, so I will just look for items that able to do that without assembly, dood"
Ranga: "C-Can you help me? T-to regain my original form? Please, dood!"
Awang: "no… humans can't regain their original form, it's the law of the world, dood"
Man's voice: "there is one way for a human to regain their original form, though..."
They look their surrounding but, didn't found the person talking to them
Awang readied his sword and shout "Who's there! Show yourself, dood!"
"Should I show myself….. it is up to me….. not you… "This time, the voice is a woman's voice.
"if you can find me… I will tell you…." The voice changed to a man's again
"there were two voice…. That meant, two people, dood! get ready, Ranga, dood!" Awang said, then Ranga readied his easy to shatter (Ranga: HEY!) swords and readied for a battle.
"Can't I just shout 'battle start' and be done with it, dood?" Ranga said.
"No…. you can't. You can't challenge anyone that you don't even know who or where, dood" Awang said.
"very smart, prinny….." the woman's voice said.
"If you can find me, You win and I will answer your questions" The man's voice said.
"But….. if you fail….. who know what will happen to you…" The woman's voice said.
Awang close his eyes and thought of the place where those persons might be. Bushes, branches, rocks, trees, etc... where will you chose to hide from two prinnies?
"Don't think we won't do anything here…."the man's voice said, and then a fire ball came out from bushes and aimed at Ranga.
"WHA! F-Fire ball, dood?!" Ranga tried to slash the fire ball, but…. Who would be stupid enough to cut a fire ball? The fire ball well… can't be cut with ordinary slash. The fire ball hit Ranga in his face, "AGH! MY FACE, dood!"
"Did you think it is just an ordinary hide-and-seek? It is hide-and-slaughter~~~~" the woman voice said cheerfully, then Barrages of ice bolts appeared and targeted Awang. He just stood there, he predicted the places of the ices "the total were 3 ice bolts" he said. He side stepped the first ice, the ice bolt stayed on its route and hit Ranga(Ranga: why me?!) who was behind Awang, the second one came from his right he grab it, and then changed its direction to hit Ranga (Ranga: Me! Again!), then he just stood there doing nothing because the last one was aimed at Ranga(Ranga: WHY ME?!).
Ranga got hit by the ices bolt, has 80% HP remaining (well….. because the writer was kind enough to recover all of their HP and SP just before they left the castle)
"Enough of this, dood!" Ranga said then, his "Cursed absence" became soft and glowing with various colors coming from it, then it formed a curve then harden itself, revealing its transformation into a boomerang then he threw it to the source of the ices. But it hit nothing then returned to him, and hit him on his back "AUCH!" he said. Luckily, it doesn't count as damage.
"Wait…. A boomerang? Where did it came from, dood?" Ranga asked. The boomerang was just like the cursed absence, from a stone, with many sealing papers, weird words, ETC. The boomerang was the "cursed absence", well…. It's because he's a prinny, so he doesn't realize it.
======Back to Awang======
Awang was trying to figure out where the casters were, currently, he was a few meters away from Ranga, who did nothing but being bait. He hid in a bush and sees the direction the spells came from "The casters were 100% attracted to Ranga, so I can find them qui…." Then an ice bolt passed him, "Or so I thought…" he said, then dashed out from the bush and running in a circle while under fire from the ice bolts, but he ran in a circle for a purpose, to see where the caster was from the direction where the ice bolts came from. "Over there! On that branch!" Awang Spotted his enemy and charge torward his enemy.
"C-Crap! H-He found me!" the woman's voice said, she tried to change her hiding spot, but due to Awang's special OC evility; Shadowalk, He can passed through any obstacle without any problem at full speed(of a prinny of course….). And reached the tree where the caster was hiding.
"KYAAA!" The caster, a Wind Mage(With Disgaea 2 costume : well…. wearing a white tie-like-thing on her neck, use a robe with sleeves that cover her hands till the hands, the robe also connected to a long green skirt that cover her legs and a pair ribbon on her head which connected by…. Er… headband?( I never know girl's clothing in English language so I used the Google translate. So…. Tell me if I'm wrong), and has long green hair), screamed and fell from the branch where she was hiding and fell on her head, probably knocked her out. Awang, as a gentleman (read: Gentle Prinny) he waited for the mage to gain her consciousness.
"Really, I can't hurt an unconscious girl without a weapon, or a staff dood!" Awang said and sit down, after a few minute, a little bird with a black head, blue body and white wings came to him and landed on his beak.
"oh! A little bird! so beautiful! It's rare to see one in the netherworld dood!"
The Wind mage then woke up with a face blushing as red as tomato with smoke coming out from her head. "Y-You saw 'it' didn't you…." She said.
"Uh? You're awake already? Dood?" Awang said, still enjoying the beauty of the little bird.
"YOU SAW 'IT' DIDN'T YOU!" the wind mage said, then she jumped and land a kick on Awang's body, making him fell, then pointed her gun at Awang's fore head.
"Wait! A gun?! I thought I gave you a staff before!" Mocha H said, once again came out from one of his portal. "I sold it for today's breakfast, lunch and the would be dinner, I have some money left so I bought this gun" she said. "And how much do you sell it?" Mocha H said, "A lot! Around 500 Hell! I can pay for today's breakfast, lunch and the would be dinner" "I-It should worth at least 8000 Hell….. and I bought it at 50.000 hell" Mocha H said, then left with his portal, mumbling about has not been eating any breakfast and lunch for 3 months for the staff.
"where were we just now? Ah of course! YOU SAW IT, DIDN'T YOU?!" she pointed her gun at Awang's fore head. "See….. see what Dood?" Awang said. "You just said it a minute ago!" she said, then pulling the gun's trigger a bit…..
"W-WHAT DID I SAID?! DOOD?!"
"Y-You said…. 'oh! A little bird! so beautiful! It's rare to see one in the netherworld' didn't you?!" she said.
"Um…. I mean the little bird over here" Awang said, and then the bird flied to the Wind Mage's hand plucked the wind mage's hand, dropping her gun. "AUCH!" she screamed, took a few step back, then drew out a glasses. "OH! It's really a bird! Oh god….. I thought you saw something else….." she then picked her gun, put it back to where it was, her pocket(Which makes me wonder how did she did that?).
"Well, now I have caught you, now tell us all you know!" Awang said then sit down again. The little bird returned to Awang's head.
"No…. you haven't won yet! You must catch 'him' first, then we will tell you everything we know" The wind mage said.
"Well... I can just interrogate you!" Awang said then pulled his swords.
"a-a-a…. no cheating~~~" she said then moved closer to him then picked him up.
"W-What a-are you doing?!" Awang asked while panicking, if a prinny has been lifted, then there's only one reason: to be exploded
"erm…. Make you silent? If you just keep silent, I will put you down slowly….. but if not…."
"This is what I hate for being a prinny….."
====Back to Ranga====
"DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!" Ranga's voice could be heard from far. He was running around randomly from well….. since Awang left him alone. Plus, he has a problem with his weapon that keeps transforming into useless things (example: Comic book, a rock, a stupid doll, a pen from a stone, a rock, a weird cloth, a shovel, a rock, etc)
Several fire balls came from all directions, not to mention fires that appears out of nowhere.
"Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Auch!" Ranga said as he tried to avoid every fireballs, but the ordinary disgaea fire spells were more dangerous, because they came out of nowhere. Just a small note, his HP is no more than 40% now, because he keeps getting hit here and there.
"C-Cursed absence! Change to a….. aa….. s-something!"
The cursed absence glowing and changed its form again into a yellow colored curve object….. a banana?
"WAGH?! WHY A BANANA?!"
"You did say turn to a something…. So it changed to a banana" Mocha H said, watching from far away….
"C-Change into… er…. Something that's not a food!" then it change into a liquid…. A liquid of 10% pure water
"Wh-What?! NO! i-I mean a weapon! Not a water!" then it changed into a…. oh well…. This time he got this weapon called "The cursed exalivoor" it was listed as sword type, increase the stats a little and has a form of a… wooden stick.
"NO! DDDDAAAAAMMMM! DDOOOODDD!" Ranga slashed a fire ball and then it burned the cursed exalivoor no more than 5 second.
"Agh! Ermm…. Ur…. Change into a gun! Yes! A gun!" the ash of the cursed absence glow in colors again then formed a gun.
"OKAY! NOW I WILL... er... so, how am i use it?" Ranga asked absolutely to no one. Another fire ball came and hit him at his back again, blowing him to a nearby tree.
"wait…. Just pull the trigger, right? Dood?"
Ranga pulled the trigger and nothing came out.
"WHY?!"
"No….. escape….. for….. you….." the man's voice echoed. Then the man muttered a spell, his sound can be heard from Ranga's location
Ranga stood up and follow the sound, unlike Awang, This straight route might lead him to the caster, although he has problem with the terrain which is a thick Forrest with many trees. And thorny bushes
"AGH! T-These trees are really disturbing me!" Ranga returned to his previous location and took a circling route, knowing that fire balls can only be fired from the caster's location, if he keep moving, then it won't hit him.
For now, Ranga's tactic is very good. Because if he took his previous route he would surely burned along with the forest that restrain his movement.
After a while, he reached a forest clearing where the voice came from, luckily the man still chanting the spell and his voice can be heard clearly.
"fire from myself, fire that can never put out. Burn my enemies to crisp…..
O fire from my heart, the one who won't fade. May it formed and burn my enemies to crisp…."
That was how the spell he was chanting, or so it is.
Ranga snuck behind the tree the caster should be. He saw a robe that cover caster's back.
Then he jumped and threw a prinny Barrage on him and it hit! And made the caster fall to the ground.
"HA! Take that! That's what you deserve for picking a fight with me!" Ranga said then he dances a prinny dance (Well….. just hold both arms er…. flippers up and spinning around then hold a victory pose).
But then, he just realized that the caster wasn't moving at all
"too bad, now's he's dead" Ranga said then he just remembered that the caster hold information about the magic item that able to turn him back to his human form.
"Crap! I-I didn't kill him, did IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!" Ranga fell down and exploded for no reason but because Mocha H pushed him from the back.
"I'm kind of tired today… so that will be my last appearance for this chapter" Mocha H said then escapes to his portal again.
But well… Ranga has exploded a few minute ago, became nothing but a Flat Prinny suit.
"Crap….. I blew up" Ranga said
"But it's not the end" A man's voice said.
Ranga look at the body of the caster but it's still lying on the ground and no sign of movements. But he feels the air around him has heated up.
"DDDDOOOOOOOOODDDDD! W-What happen?!"
"I must congratulate you for finding that doll"
Then, the Caster's (Probably) body stood up, revealing that the one under the cloak is just a doll. A Marionette doll.
"A…. a doll? It's not you?" Ranga asked. He was going to take out his swords but well…. He is still flat like a carpet, so he can't
"SSSSSSCCCCCRRRRRRAAAAA!" The doll screamed then restrained Ranga using its hands and legs, then a magically made number '10' appear above the doll's head.
"Now you will die….. when the count reached 0. It will cast Tera Fire on itself, summoning the Lava Dragon, lee-shang-long and Lee-Shang-Long will devour the doll and YOU" The man's voice said.
"S-Show yourself!" Ranga said, trying to act strong but….. his act is a total failure.
"Since it will be your last times, I will show you who I am" The man's voice disappear. Then, from the corner of Ranga's left eye, he saw a white slim creature with red eyes, wearing green cape standing beside him.
"Y-You're… a ghost!"
"Exactly! So what? I tried and succeed to scare you just a minute ago"
"But, then… I win" Ranga said with a grin on his face
"What? You lose, just admit it" the ghost said
"But you said 'If you can find me, You win and I will answer your questions', right? So release me! And answer my questions!" Ranga said.
"Tch… I really forgot about that…. Well rules are rules… you win" The ghost walked (flied) to the doll and start casting a spell to release Ranga.
But the time count already reached 0. "i-it has reached zero!" Both The Ghost and Ranga shouted.
A portal appear and from the portal, Lee-Shang-Long appear.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" The Ghost and Ranga hugged each other due to the chaos.
====Chapter 4: The heck! What's going on dood?! END=====
====== Mocha H studio=======
"Hi... everyone... hope you like this chapter... well... Ranga, please do the 'next episode review 'for me" Mocha H said.
"Why?" Awang said
"I'm just not feeling well today..." Mocha H said
"No, I mean why did you look so gloomy? Usually you were so... happy-go-lucky" Awang said
"do you want to know?" Mocha H said
"Well... it took my curiosity as well..." Ranga said
"okay... let me tell you something, first of all the key 'E' in my Laptop has started to act weird, sometimes it can, other time it's hard to type 'E'"
"Oh... so that's why some words were missing some 'E'... if you found any, please contact the writer via PM or review" Ranga said.
"And my next problem is because... well... how can i put it?" Mocha H said, then he picked a white board out of nowhere and started doodling on the white board.
" We know that there were various religions on the earth, right?
I liked a certain fanpage in Facebook which has been followed by various people from different religion on my country, but lately, people who have different religion has started to caused offensive comments against other's religion and the offended religion countered, and magically it spread like a wild fire.
The whole fanpage turned into a... 'Facebook comment wars III' and worst of all from the first offensive comment and the most active to offense other religion, i know who started it, a spammer who used a dummy account which was made recently, how can I know?
it was made at December 2012, don't have any picture, like nothing, play nothing, and NO FRIEDNS AT ALL!. Lately that spammer doesn't comment at all, maybe because he has finished what he wants to do. I, as the neutral party, was trying to calm those from the same religion as me, but….. well…. It doesn't go well… because I'm alone, even it backfired me. (This is the reason of my lateness, sorry)
The FanPage's admins has decided to abandon the current one and start a new fanpage.
Well it's good because at the new FanPage, no one has comment anything offensive, so that's the end of the 'Facebook comment wars III'. Guys? You got all that?" Mocha H said.
"Boring..."Ranga said
"and what did you draw on the white boa..."
"MY EYES!" Ranga shouted and his eyes were burning
"D-Darkness? W-What is this?! I-I can't see at all!" Awang said as he walked randomly hit walls
"Oh…. Crap, I forgot that my hand drawing were so bad that it may blind anyone" Mocha H said
"W-Well… just remember that people may hurt you physically or verbally, but also remember what Pirohiko Ichimonji said on Zettai Hero Project 'hate the sin, not the sinner!' so, if anyone started to offense your religion on your favorite fanpage, tell the admins to spam it! Or tell them to delete it! Don't spark another fire, or this incident might happen to your favorite fanpage as well! " Mocha H said.
"Well…. I must erase my drawing first….. " Mocha H said then turned into his drawing, seeing it for a few second then… "well… I think it's not too ba….MY EYES! HOT! AUCH!" Mocha H said then he ran to one of his portal, but before he ran off he look at the audience "Er…. Um… "Next time! On Prinny : Hours of the Cursed absence Prinny : OH NO! The Quarto Pringger squad! DOOD! Who are they dood?"
You, YEAH! You said "I wonder how bad his drawing is?" then you jumped to the stage and saw a weirdly drawn doodles, i-is this a drawing?! But before you can say anything, your eyes were starting to feel hot. "MY EYES! MY EYES!" Your eyes were burning and you left the studio with your eyes burning:)
P.S: I'm being serious about the fanpage, but I won't tell anyone the name of the fanpage, nor anyone related. If you did know, please don't tell me about it. But… come on! A good fanpage destroyed because one simple spammer? What the heck happen to this world?!
P.S.S: oh right… I have to tell you that I have re-updated my chapter 1-3, because well….. I don't have anything better to do
P.S.S.S: Thakyou for reading, please review
P.S.S.S.S: hahaha... sorry it's fun to add P.S.S.S.S.S
well... see you next time!
And... thank you to Argon1337 for your beta-ing help
Oh! and almost forgot. for today's quiz : What is 'that' thing inside the pouch given by Vyers? Can anyone guess? Can you? can you? try your luck at the review page!