Disclaimer : I don't own anything related to Disgaea, NIS or anygame mentioned/hinted in the story or any characters other than my OCs, the names which used in this fiction were random with no intention to abuse any nation, group, etnics or individuals
=============Previously on Prinny: hours of cursed absence prinny =============
"Y-You're… a ghost!"
"Exactly! So what? I tried and succeed to scare you just a minute ago"
"But, then… I win" Ranga said with a grin on his face
"What? You lose, just admit it" the ghost said
"But you said 'If you can find me, you win and I will answer your questions', right? So release me! And answer my questions!" Ranga said.
"Tch… I really forgot about that…. Well rules are rules… you win" The ghost walked (flied) to the doll and start casting a spell to release Ranga.
But the time count already reached 0. "i-it has reached zero!" Both The Ghost and Ranga shouted.
A portal appear and from the portal, Lee-Shang-Long appear.
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" The Ghost and Ranga hugged each other due to the chaos.
=====Mocha H's studio=====
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Said a voice from the stage then, A fog machine turned on and caused some fogs which close the stage.
"Here... i am..." now the whole stage covered in thick fog. Slowly... a shadow appear from the stage... the character has a short figure yet taller than Laharl…. The figure then jumped out from the fog and blew the fog away. Leaving only him standing in the stage's center.
"From the famous evil academy…." He put his right hand above his face and his left around his neck , closing his face and body with his red-blood cape. He quickly raised his cape and tucked his arms down and look upwards.
"…The Dean of evil academy Mao! Has taken over this fanfic as the main character!" Mao said as he used his usual creepy pose and (somehow) thunders roars behind him.
"Wait… that's not your job!" a woman voice said.
Another figure jumped down and kicked Mao in face. The figure then jumped back to the remaining fog, yet you can see it's figure quiet clear... Especially the wide hat.
"HI! EVERY ONE! I am your host for this Fiction..."
"...Mocha H!" The audience cheered.
"Nah... I'm not him" The fog faded and revealing a Putty wearing wide purple hat which looks like a flower's petal and wearing a wide green leaf like a robe which reveal it's hand and underneath the robe the figure wore a white dress. If you still don't have any clue, she is a Putty Healer
"Forgive me for the sudden Interruption, but the Author is currently absent today, so i will guide you through the story. I am his assistant and note that he hasn't give me any name so just call me Ast."
"Absent? Then how did he write this fic?" Mao asked
"He write it on 'The Gloomy Corner'" Ast. Said then point out a corner at the studio where the author sat facing the corner with depressed look
"my moments of despair is close…" Mocha H said gloomily
"What happen to him?" Mao Said as he hold his glasses, the reflection of lights preventing his eyes to be seen
"Something bad…. I quess…. He said something about something huge, slasher and soft substance and other stuff…."
"Maybe he got robed? Bullied? It's natural in human world, isn't it? " Mao Said
"Well…. Maybe he will tell us at the end of the chapter"
"What?! I can't wait that long!" Mao said
"But you have to"
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not for me! The evil academy dean! I will dissect him here and now! Then I will take out his brain and search through his memory!" Mao took out his sword and lunged to the corner, he prepared to stab the author from his back but the barrier of gloominess blocked the sword and broke it in process.
"ERGH! W-What a very impulsive aura…." Mao said, he dropped his broken sword and walked closer to Mocha H. Mao Tried to use his finger beam, but the force was enough to make him fell on the floor
"D-Dam it! I almost…. Reached….. guh…." Mao said and he's just a meter away from Mocha H, he started to crawl to him
"I-Is it what humans call 'Depression'?... I….. I…. Must….. D-Diss….ect…." Mao said, but he stopped just a few centimeters away.
"H-Hey! W-What the heck… M-Make you…. This…. D-d-d-depressed….. No… I can't let myself to get depressed… not here!" Mao reached Mocha H. Finally Mocha H realized Mao's presence.
"Did you want to know what made me like this?" Mocha H said
"Yeah! What is it!"
"its….. *Whispering*"
"Huh?! I can't believe it! Just because of one stupid…."
"You don't know how It fells!" Mocha H said explosively, making a strong force that enough to make Mao blown away.
"W-What?! Hey! Snap it out! How can a Dean get blown by force of depression" ast. Said
"Forget it….. let's just play body parts instead" Mao said then took out a deck of cards
"Okay! Let's just ignore them and enjoy today's 'Prinny : Hours of the cursed absence prinny' Chapter er... 5 or... 4? Oh yes! Chapter 5 : OH NO! The Quarto Pringger squad! DOOD! Who are they dood?" Ast. Said
"This 'Ast.' name really annoy me. I should get a name for myself" Ast. Said
====Chapter 5: OH NO! The Quarto Pringger squad! DOOD! Who are they dood?=====
-Canceled-
"WHAAAAATTTTT?!" the Pringger squad said
"W-Wait a minute! Why were you canceling it?!" a squad member asked his/her body and face were censored and his/her sound came out like a voice from a voice changer device.
"The writer is too depressed to make more knock off characters" Ast. Said
"But…. But…."
"Nah…. Don't worry. You will appear in the next chapter"
"Phew…. That's a relieve… wait! Y-You said K-Knockoff characters?! US?! "
"yes I said so. But it's not an ordinary knockoff characters tough"
The screen static and changed into Laharl's castle
====Chapter 5: The hades party arrival=====
**Author note : Un-betaed. if there is anything wrong, tell me!
=====Laharl's Castle : Infirmary=====
"A-Auch! slow down! Remember? You broke my rib cages!" Etna said.
Flonne then put Etna on the infirmary's bed Well… at her current condition, she got most of her bone fractured but the worst one was her rib cage and her back, thanks to Flonne's 'Rocket Missile Type F(Flonne) Ultimate BLAST!'
"I'm sorry Etna…. I'm sorry …. " Flonne said crying. Because two thing, first she hurt one of her best friend second, she broke 'that' thing. Despite that, she didn't seem to realize that she bleed rather severe in her head.
"Just forget it! Auch! My back!" Etna said and once again hurt her back.
"and how about the greed-prinny? Did you get him?" She asked
"No, I think he might have been caught by someone else, or maybe…. He escaped" Flonne said.
"WHAT?! I can't let that happen!" Etna raised her hand
"PRINNY SQUA….AAAAUUUCCCHHHH!" But due to her fractured bones….. she can't
"Just take a rest! Don't move too much! Wait a moment! I have some bandages!" Flonne said
"Wha? Come on! These are my bones which broke! Why am I need bandages?!" Etna said angrily
"I remember that bandages can heal everything! Just like the ones in the "Evil Ranger VS Prism Villain!" Flonne said with her burning passion of an Otaku (Flonne : Please! Tell me what an Otaku is!| Ast. : I don't know! Ask the author! And if you did find him….. ask a name for me, will you?)
Before she could treat Etna, The infirmary door opened slowly, there on the door, they saw Zommie and Drati were carrying Laharl whom was unconscious. Uh? Conscious? Oh sorry readers, he was conscious but... psychically not fine.
"Laharl!" Flonne said then rushed to Laharl.
"are you okay,Laharl?" Flonne asked
"I'm not, Flonne… *sigh* and I destroyed my own castle again…. As well as my money" Laharl said depressingly
"Um…. Laharl…. A prinny just gave me a report to you about the castle's…. um…. Damage… and repair cost….." Flonne said, taking a scroll of paper out from her small pocket (Ast.: how? | Flonne : Tell me what is An Otaku first! | Ast. : I don't have any clue!)
"Uh… hello! Flonne! Forgetting someone here?" Etna said.
"SHUT UP ETNA! Tell me the report right away, Flonne!" Laharl asked
"B-But…. I-it's… um…. Er…. Worsen because….. um….. lot of explosion….. from prinnies..." Flonne said, worrying about Laharl's Health psychically.
"JUST TELL ME ALREADY, FLONNE!" Laharl shouted and stood up by his own two feet.
"Well….. okay…. First….." She took a side of the scroll, opened it and it rolled down all the way down to the floor, but it didn't stop right there, it continued to the infirmary door, left the infirmary room, going to the hall way, passing through the castle's library, hitting a random prinny , turned left at the first junction, passing through a dining hall, reaching the castle's courtyard, got kicked by a Fighter, Hitting a random scout who tried to steal something, passing through the lava pool reaching a random mountain and stop at its summit. Huh? Uh? What? Laharl fainted?
"Laharl! But I haven't read it yet!" Flonne said.
"It's all because you prinnies can't catch him..." Etna shouted like a depressed little girl
"PRINNY SQUAD!" Etna shouted and surprisingly prinny squad appeared as fast as a dood can be said although there were just 12 appeared while the rest were still dead.
"Prinny Squad! Ready to serve, miss Etna dood!" all of the prinnies said
"Time to punish you all~~~" Etna said, giggling.
"W-What?! AGH! THIS IS BAD DOOD!" the squads shouted like they always did
"Flonne, give me a heal"
"I'm almost out of SP, but here! MEGA HEAL!" Flonne said, then casted Mega Heal on Etna, green circles of magic appear around Etna and blew soothing fresh air which slowly recovering the demon lord. The prinnies just stand there, watching their mistress slowly standing by her feet.
"Okay, thanks Flonne, now…. Elder spear!" She summoned her elder spear and jumped to the air
"Take this!" Etna jumped to the air and pointed her spear at the prinnies
" impal… AAAAGGGGHHHH!" Etna screamed and fell back to her bed.
"Etna! I told you! Don't move too much!"
"But it's so frustrating!"
"But you still can't!"
"Damnit Flonne! Just let me….AAAUUUCCCHHH! O..okay… I will just stay at the bed" Etna said then putting down her elder spear and laid on her bed once more again.
"We were save dood!" The prinnies cheer happily. Flonne also happy knowing that Etna would stay on bed and do nothing
"Phew…. Good! Because you are being nice, here some throwing daggers to play with!" Flonne handed Etna some sets of Throwing daggers… .. .. .. . . . . . . . . . (Ast. : W-Wait…. WHAT?!)
"DDDDDOOOOOOOODDDDDD?!" all prinnies said.
"WOW! Thanks Flonne! You never did anything this nice to me before!" Etna said, grabbed the daggers and inspect them to find a perfect way to throw them.
"MISS FLONNE! YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING THIS CRUEL DDDOOOOODDD!" the prinny squad said.
Flonne, looking at the depressing prinnies then move to one of them, pat it's head and went to the infirmary's door "Tehehe~~~~" was the only word she said before she escaped from the infirmary.
"MMMMMMIIIIISSSS FFFFLLLLOOONNNNEEEE!"The prinny squad said,
"Hey Prinny~~~~" they slowly lifting their gaze back to their mistress.
"Y-Yes dood?"
=======Outside the infirmary=======
"AAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!"
"HHHHHHHHEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!"
"DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!"
Flonne was leaning behind the infirmary's door. Crying the pain of the prinnies
As an Arc Angel, she must not let one single soul to break the prinny rule and to prevent another tragedy, she has decided to 'Punish' the prinnies, yet she didn't have the will to do it, so she let Etna do it instead.
She could only hold the pain in her heart, she never want to do that, but she have to.
She blamed herself because she let a 'Misguided soul' to escape. But perhaps her head could be the reason why she took such an extreme way or maybe she still has that fallen angel attitude somewhere in her heart….
Unnoticed by Flonne a shadow approached her slowly; the figure's foot step can be heard. It's slow, but sure, A sound of footsteps of a strict person.
"You are….. arc angel Flonne, correct?" the figure asked.
Flonne stopped crying and look at the person. "Y-You are….. um… who are you again?"
"Pardon me, but I kind of hurry. Can you tell me where the overlord Laharl and demon lord Etna were?" The figure asked.
"they were inside the infirmary. Laharl has suffered a bit stress, but maybe he can….….." Flonne answered but her words were cut by a loud sound of shriek like a person who shriek to his death.
"NO! DOOD! MISS ETNA! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YEARGH!" before the prinny can continue its word, another loud sound of shriek heard once more. From outside, Both Flonne and the person could hear raging voice of the same shriek.
Flonne has never heard anything like that before conclude that the sound was a sign of something bad. She dashed in to the infirmary "What happen here?!"
===== Laharl's Castle inside the infirmary=====
Before reading please be careful because this one kind-of-cruel.
"STOP IT! PLEASE! DOOD!" a prinny begged
"NO" Etna said then threw another dagger to the prinnies and stab the begging prinny. But not just that, the dagger was attached to a chain which Etna hold. Then she pulled the chain, pulling the poor prinny as well. She grabbed the prinny on the prinny's head and holding a dagger on her other hand. Then, She put the dagger inside the prinny's beak.
"Any last word? Prinny?" Etna said.
"Please don't! Please! Dood!" The prinny said.
"I might consider it"
"really dood?"
"no" Then she cut through the prinny from its beak to its stomach, tearing the prinny's prinny suit open , the same shriek can be heard again and revealing a weird green-slimy-liquid inside it, the prinny's soul…. Then, she tossed it to a pile of other green-slimy-liquid which were completely Rip from their skin and put the skin into another pile of thorn prinny suit.
"E-Etna! What have you done?!" Flonne shouted looking at the souls of prinnies and their suit thorn apart, and then fainted because she saw these souls crawling around like centipedes... (Ast. : Ew...)
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE DOOD!" a prinny Shouted. From all the prinnies who came, there were only 4 left alive.
Before any of them could react, Etna threw a dagger and struck a prinny on its head.
"HELP ME DOOD!" she pulled back her chained dagger and prepare for her ritual.
"DDDOOOOOOOODDDDD!" the rest of them shouted and run to different direction, one of them ran to the door, another one hide inside a chest and the last one ran to the window.
The loud shriek was heard once more, signing the end of the first prinny.
Which one did you think the safest one? The one in the chest? The one who tried to escape from the door or window?
None of them were safe.
"N-No…. no….no… dood…. She won't find me! She won't find me! DOOD!"
"If you shout that loud anyone can find you"
"DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD" The prinny said after he got stabbed trough his chest although he was inside a chest….. For the one who hide in the chest, the dagger stabbed trough the chest and the prinny's chest and pierced his prinny's suit.
"I-I must run from this madness!"
"No escape for you prinny!" Etna said, then she threw 3 daggers at the prinny, the prinny either because he was quick or because he was such a coward, fleeing as fast as lightning, evading all the daggers in process.
"Tsch! How about this!" Etna said then threw a dagger to the door's key slot and somehow locking it.
The prinny tried to open the door, but he can't. Etna held daggers at every space between her fingers and threw her daggers at the prinny, but the prinny somehow evaded all of it.
"How about a chain?!"Etna said, then threw her chain to the prinny, the chain moved like a snake and strangled the prinny's leg
"I'm free dood!" the prinny who decided to escape from window said. Then he jumped down from the window.
"Not too long" Etna said, then threw a chained dagger at the prinny, it stabbed through walls and stabbed the prinny's head, making him hangging on the wall with a dagger on his head.
Then, she pulled all her chains and look at her remaining squad.
"N-NO DOOD! I DON'T WANT TO BE DEAD!"
"Well…. you ordinary prinny doesn't really satisfied me, so I will be a bit more cruel to you" Etna said, placing a dagger on a prinny's beak.
But before she could rip any prinny, the door blasted open and from it, a projectile hit the dagger, making Etna drop the dagger. Three other projectiles were thrown again then cut the chains which bound the prinny.
"Demon Lord Etna, as a representative from hades I warned you that ripping prinny and took out their soul is strictly forbidden and might result 'Failed prinny incident' again!"
The man, was wearing a black cape with red blood color on its other side, and black shirt which have white color on its center. Under his neck, he wore a crimson red crystal orb. And he wore long black trouser. His hair is black and his pupils were crimson red. He was the Former Tyrant Valvatorez, he once rule a netherworld, but because a single promise he was weaken and the netherworld was taken over. But later he became stronger because of a secret and hidden power source he has found in hades, Sardine! (You(YEAH! YOU! The one reading this fic!) : But it's not a secret anymore because you just told us | Ast. : it's what was written on my narrating script! | Valvatorez : Don't underestimate sardine! They are nutritious and make you more powerful! | Ast. : And how did you get in here?! | Valvatorez : Sardine! |Ast. : that doesn't answer my question…)
"Former Tyrant Valvatorez, or should just I call you 'Prinny instructor',huh?" Etna said mockingly then took out more throwing daggers.
"Either one is fine, but it didn't change the fact that you took out the prinnies soul out of their body!" Valvatorez said.
"Just stich them back already or use other prinny suit! It's your job from hades isn't it?" Etna said
"Our job in hades are to make humans soul into a prinny then train them, not stitched them back!" Valvatorez said angrily
"It's just a few prinnies! They won't mind anyway!" Etna said
"Being a prinny mean that they must atone their sin by doing slave works, even torture. But does being a prinny mean you may take their soul away? No, you don't. Prinnies must and may be tortured by any mean of torture, yet you can't take the soul because they should be reincarnated during the red moon!"
"Shut UP!" Etna threw 4 daggers to Valvatorez at square formation, but Valvatorez took out something from his pocket. He threw it to Etna's upper left dagger, changing its route and making it crashed the downright dagger, the first dagger then bounced to the upper right dagger while the second dagger bounced at the down left dagger , changing direction of them hit walls.
"Don't you hear me? taking out their soul will make the 'failed prinny incident' happen again!" Valvatorez said.
"fail…What?" Etna asked, she wanted to throw a dagger but she ran out of throwing daggers.
"the 'failed prinny incident'. I believe you are an acquaintance with sir sweet?" Valvatorez asked
"Sir Sweet? Yeah…. He's the one who stole my pudding of gehena. And intended to make G-Sweet but he failed" Etna answered
"Exactly…. Just a few days after the G-Sweet incident, his castle get billons of souls in form of those green slimy things" Valvatorez then pointed out at the pile of prinnies soul.
"If anyone killed in a battle, their souls will become orbs of lights and transported to the clinic, aren't they? but apparently, these prinnies souls interfered with the clinic's 'soul retrieving system'. Instead of sending the souls to clinic, they will become a green slimy thing like this. Making it becomes impossible to revive someone when they died." Valvatorez explained
"W-Wait! T-then ripping them like this will….." Before she could finish her sentence, a random scout came in and accidentally crashed a zombie. The zombie then angered and attacked the scout, but the scout ran to a wall then stepped on the wall, and jumped behind the zombie and shot the zombie. The zombie then died, and what Valvatorez said has happened…. Instead of becoming orbs of lights, he became a green slimy thing.
"Crap….." Etna said feeling really annoyed
"I FORGOT THE NETHERWORLD SHOPPING CHANEL THAT SOLD NEW ZOMBIE JUICE!" Etna said, then grabbed a random remote and pressed a random button. Unfortunately… the infirmary doesn't have any television…..
"ARGH!" Etna screamed in agony.
"Don't try to divert the topic, Demon Lord Etna! You must take responsibility from you own doings!" Valvatorez then slipped his hand into his pocket, preparing to shot Etna with the same projectile from before.
"Damn it…." Etna said with no other choice but follow the hades's prinny rule.
But unexpectedly, she jumped from her bed; step really hard on the end of her elder spear that she put a moment ago, making it spinning in the air. With her knee, she kicked the butt end of the spear. However Valvatorez predicted it already. Before she could kick it, he threw some projectiles to Etna, scratching her shoulder and her knee by a bit, making Etna's kick weaker. Thanks to that, Etna fell down and unable to kick her spear.
"Resistance is futile. Actually I just want to give you small warning and an order to capture the escapee prinny, but because you tried and failed to put up a fight with me, I will double your punishment as jailing punishment" Valvatorez said, then took out a note, then wrote something in there.
"Forever" He added
"F-Forever?! I can't! I will... AAAAUUUCCHHH! D-Damn it... my rib cage..."Etna said and fell on the floor, then the three remaining prinny lifted her up and put her on the infirmary's bed
"AH! I know! Now Here, a few hell. And lift my punishment will you? Please~~~~~ kay?" Etna said seductively while holding a few coins of hell.
"You think I am a mere demon who will accept bribe?!" Valvatorez shouted angrily and releasing a dark aura.
"W-WOA! I-I-I O- OKAY! I WILL MAKE IT A HUNDRED HELL!" Etna said, but Valvatorez just stay there and gaze her with an even angry gaze.
"O-OKAY, A THOUSAND HELL!"
"FIVE THOUSAND HELL!"
"eeerr…. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND HELL!"
"ONE BILLION HELL!
"O-ONE JILLION HELL!"
There, Valvatorez just stay there and do nothing but giving her even angrier gaze. After a few minutes of silence, with angry tone Valvatorez said "Listen, First, I'm not Fuka who recognize Jillion as number. Second, no matter how much you bribe me, no matter what you can give to me, I WON'T LIFT YOUR PUNISHMENT NOR GIVE YOU ANY REMISSION!"
"AW…. Crap…" Etna said.
Flonne stood up and slip her hand in her robe and took out something. Then she leaped behind Valvatorez and with the thing in her hand, she launched a punch that nearly hit his head. with a psychopath smile, she said "But I have a can of sardine for you."
"Deal" Valvatorez then took the can, opened it. Then walked sat on a chair and eat it there.
"W-WHA…"Etna froze because of the total anti-climax and wondering why a demon would chose a can of sardine than one jillion hell. then she look at the projectile he used to deflect her daggers and realized that those projectiles were… SARDINE…
"just what's going on here…." Etna asked, still confused with all sardine stuff
"Well... you see..." Flonne sat on a chair then explained all about Valvatorez and his group, etc, etc, etc. (Ast. :I wonder why the writer wrote etc,etc,etc...)
"I know people called him 'unique' but to know that he is a sardine freak..."Etna sighed and face palmed.
"And…. Former Tyrant Valvatorez….. How is her punishment?" Flonne asked
"WEEE SHALD UWNLWIG BER FUMISTMEN" Valvatorez said with a sardine on his mouth, then swallow it
"Pardon me, I said we shall give her a remission so, she doesn't need to be jailed." Valvatorez then took the remaining sardines and ate all of them at once.
"However, I came here because of the prinny law. It was deactivated, I thought it was a real prinny rebellion, so we came here as fast as we could but then we just saw people throwing prinnies around and there's seems to be no rebellion. If it is a prank, then it is your responsibility, demon lord Etna who commanded the prinnies"
"What? Why it would only me!"Etna protested
"It is not 'Only' you miss Etna, There were only three buttons to deactivate the prinny law. The first one on the prinny room, but the prinnies won't push it unless they want to. The second one and the third one were given to the overlord and the demon lord who was in charge of prinnies. So, the responsibilities were in the hands of the overlord and the demon lord!" Valvatorez explained
"Wait a sec... you said it was just a prank?" Etna asked.
"Yes. I said so." Valvatorez answered
"No, it isn't a prank! IT'S A REAL REBELLION!"Etna explosively said
"Then why I haven't noticed any proof of rebellion here?" Valvatorez said.
"B-Because it… was….. just…..a….. prinny….."Etna said with a very low voice. Valvatorez could do nothing but face palmed his face, thinking why a demon lord, wait…. Not just the demon lord, but the whole castle can't stop a single prinny. (Ast. : the author partially involved…..)
Etna then explained everything from the prinny till the rebel.
"That is actually really an unbelievable story" Valvatorez said.
"But it did happen, sir Valvatorez" Flonne said.
"Well…. anyway, I really have no time to tell a long lecture to you. So, I will make it quick. Your and the overlord's punishment is to catch the prinny and send him to hades."
"WWWWHHHHHAAAATTT! But that prinny is mine!"
"I will need to re-educate that prinny. It was what written in the prinny law rule anyway"
"Will you return him to me if you have done?"
"that, i don't know. he will be assigned to a random place. He might return to this castle but it only have a few chances."
"RRRRAAAAGGGGHHH!" Etna stood up and threw her bed to Valvatorez, ignoring her broken ribs. Valvatorez, doesn't expect it, but fortunately the bed just crashed a wall beside him.
"Maybe I should tell you the consequence of the law" Valvatorez then walked into a window.
"In the rule of prinny law, if the prinnies master can't keep the prinny law, they must do their respective punishment and if they can't…" before Valvatorez could finish his word, the floor where Valvatorez was standing exploded, blowing everything into pieces and causing smoke screen.
"B-Bomb?!" Flonne said and getting paranoid. She grabbed her staff and preparing her spell. "…..If they can't, WE WILL TAKE THEIR MOST PRECIOUS THING!" Valvatorez's voice said.
When the smoke screen has faded, Flonne, Etna and other infirmary's patient saw a big chopper with a shape of a prinny flying above the infirmary, below the chopper there was a huge safe-deposit box being chained heavily to the chopper and above it, Valvatorez, now wearing a prinny mask and three other people : Artina, Fuka and Desco behind him.
"From The depth of hades!" Desco said
"We came to plunder you!" Fuka said
"If you don't fulfill your promise!" Artina said.
"AND FOR SARDINE!" Valvatorez said, then the three punched him, Fuka punched him in stomach, Artina kicked his head and desco kicked from his back
"THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!" The three said.
"S-Sorry I got a little excited there"
"WE ARE THE PROTECTORS OF SOULS CIRCLES!" Valvatorez said.
The three girls then running in a circle then jumped and made a triangle formation, and then the word and Logo of "Triangel" appeared on the screen. Valvatorez was at the small left down part of the screen carrying a sign "+Masked Prinny Sardine Hero". (Ast. : What a lame name... | Valvatorez : Don't underestimate Sardine!)
"Th-That's my sweets safe-deposit box! Give back those back!" Etna said.
"Actually i also stole your credit card and several other money related items" Artina said with a blink.
"NNNOOO! GIVE BACK MY THINGS!"Etna screamed. then she concentrated her fear energy and made a ball of dark energy ball. However, she lack the power to maintain it, making it dispered "Darn it!"
"Oh, and... overlord Laharl" Valvatorez said to Laharl. Laharl, still in his depressed state look at Valvatorez,
Valvatorez then took out a pendant decorated in celestial carvings
Laharl snapped back to himself then look at the pendant Valvatorez was holding then gave him an angry gaze. "GIVE THAT BACK TO ME!"
"If you can get that prinny rebel, i will return it, but if you can't you will never see it again!" He paused
"Forever!" He finished his sentence.
"I WON'T LET YOU!" Laharl made a fire ball at his palm then threw it to the chopper, but Artina Shot it down.
"ARTINA!HHHHEEEEEYYYYY! DOWN HERE!" Flonne shouted looking at her (Suposed to be) minion
"OH! Miss Flonne! I don't know you were here! How are you miss Flonne?"Artina said with a happy tone.
"I'm fine! It's nice to meet you! But for now I..."
"OH! I haven't thank you for that dress you gave me last month! Thank you miss Flonne!"
"oh…. Artina thank you, but now i…"
"And that new magazine last week! It was useful for me thank you!
"Umm…. Artina I…"
"Miss Artina… this isn't time for chit chatting…." Desco said
"Let's just leave" Valvatorez said then ordered the pilot to take them away.
The three then escaped just like how evil villain did after kidnapping something.
"AAAAAAA!" Etna screamed. "That's my secret sweets safe!"
"MY PENDANT!" Laharl growled then flying to them using his scarf
"No use!" Fuka said then 5 prinnies fell from the chopper.
"Heavy artillery..." The screen focused on Fuka's eye. Fuka opened her eyes filled with determination.
"Fuka aerial combat prinny bombs!" Fuka Shouted then, with her baseball bat she hit each prinny and send them to Laharl. Laharl dodge the first one but before he could dodge the second one, the one behind him exploded, making Laharl lost his flight control and hit the second one. After hitting the prinny, it exploded, causing chained reaction and blowing all prinnies. Leaving nothing but a smoke with a prinny face.
"OW YEAH! Score 5 for FUKA!" Fuka said, pointing her baseball bat at Laharl.
"I'M NOT DONE YET!" Laharl came out from the smoke, flying at the chopper at full speed.
"W-What?!" Fuka suprised because no one has ever survive from her 'new' skill
"As I expected from the son of krichevskoy!" Valvatorez said then took out a sardine and shot Laharl with it, and missed.
"Mister Vampire….. why would you used a sardine instead of your sword?" Artina asked
"W-Well…. I sort of leaving my sword behind….. but from these sardines we will see the might of Sardines!" Valvatorez said the took out more sardines, slipping them on his fingers and threw them on Laharl "THIS TIME IT WILL H…." but before he finished his sentence, desco shot a laser at Laharl and Hit Laharl's right wing, making him fell.
"G-Good job! Desco!"Valvatorez said, but actually disappointed because his sardines got caught in her lasers.
====Chapter 5: The hades party arrival : END=====
=====Mocha H's studio=====
"Okay….. I have returned for now…. Sorry for worrying about me" Mocha H said
But actually Ast., Mao and some random characters were playing cards.
"Who's got ASS?" a random scout said
"I have lungs" a wood golem said
"I Have kidneys" a warrior said
"MUAHAHAHA! I GOT BRAINS!" Mao laughed manically
"Darn! I only has fingers!" Ast. Said in frustration.
"You guys….." Mocha H claped both his hands and somehow a trap door appear under them, making them fell.
"Okay, readers….. sorry for the long time. I have to (look for some animes to watch and some manga to read and) do some homework. One more thing, I will do an exam next 3 weeks, maybe the next chapter might get delayed."
"So? What makes you that depressed, huh?!" Ast. Said from the hole. "DAMN! I GOT FINGGERS AGAIN!"
"well…. to tell you the truth…. This is a matter of life and death for me actually. You may call me paranoid, but….. *5 hours later* So, conclusion : if I don't update at next 2 month….. it might be the end of this fic"
"WHY?! EVEN YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN ME A SINGLE NAME YET!"Ast. said.
"Well…. it just a prediction. And my prediction usually ends up wrong. Just in case, readers." Mocha H said
"Well…. thank you for reading this fic. Please review so I don't have to quit this fic (LIED)" Mocha H said. The screen then became static and turned to black screen with nothing there.
"Next time! On Prinny : Hours of the Cursed absence Prinny !
Chapter 6 : OH NO! The Quarto Pringger squad! DOOD! Who are they dood?" Mocha H said
"Wait….. still…. I think I forgot about someone….." Mocha H said
====Back to Ranga and the ghost=====
"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!" The Ghost and Ranga hugged each other due to the chaos.
"(Why should the story froze in front of a big gigantic lava dragon?!)" Ranga said in his mind.
Next Chapter preview :
Mocha H : Mao's Father, the previous dean of academy has a very mysterious secret!
Mao : Oh? i got a place in this?
Mocha H : His father, is a very huge demon who control the academy trough a mysterious way.
Mao : YOU DARE TO MOCK MY FATHER?!
Mocha H : Despite his Huge stone body, he could give orders to teachers, comunicate with students or even stopping a rebellion from a far away place!
Mao : Come to think of it... There was a time where i asked Geoffrey about how my father rule the academy, but he doesn't know anything at all despite having the most information.
raspberyl : Huh? he was Aurum,right? so why would you asked him? I mean... he's like your arc enemy, wasn't he?
Mao : I mind-controlled him to be Geoffrey X,remember?
Mocha H : AND THAT IS WHAT'S WRONG! How could The Aurum doesn't know how he can communicate with his subordinate?!
Mao : Hm... telepathically?
Mocha H : But the weirdest thing is... how can he do ***** to his wife to make Mao?
Mao : H-HEY! TH-THIS IS A T-RATED FIC!
Mocha H : And who is Mao's Mother?!
Mao : Shut up! mind your own business!
Mocha H : out of curiosity, Mao searched inside the remains of his father's corpse to search for the truth
Mao : WHAT?! YOU I WON'T TOUCH IT NEITHER DO LETTING ANYONE TOUCH IT! hm... but it might worth a try...
Mocha H : Then, he found out his father's greatest secret! AND THAT IS...
Mao : what is my father's biggest secret?!
Mocha : tune in at the Last episode! SUPER ROBO HUNTER! : THE GREATEST ROBOT!
Mao : Cliff hangers, i hate it
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