Don't Own Naruto….


"SLOW DOWN!" Naruto and Sasuke yelled scared for their lives as she sped all to the after party. Shikamaru immediately woke up from all the swaying and felt his head throbbing.

"I feel like shit." He mumbled and the both of them grinned at him.

"You should…Hinata decked you in the face." Naruto said then laughed at his reaction.

"Troublesome woman." He said then laid back down only to roll over from another sharp turn. He bolted upright and looked at his friends then to the person driving. He saw Hinata in a fox suit then rubbed his eyes again to see if it was real.

"I need to lay off the weed." He mumbled to himself then looked at them scared out of his mind. "Why the hell is she driving?" he asked looking at them. They laughed at his reaction then stopped when she made another sharp turn.

"Because I can!" she yelled irritated. "There is nothing wrong with my driving. If anything you guys should be taking notes." She said angrily. They sighed at her then turned to each other.

"Where did we go wrong?" Sasuke mumbled so she wouldn't hear. Naruto chuckled and Shikamaru smirked.

"When we befriended her." Naruto responded quietly then the van jerked to a stop. They looked up at her and she smiled.

"Let the party begin!" she yelled then hopped out of the van happily. The each let out a sigh of relief thinking that she didn't hear her. They jumped when the van door opened to reveal Hinata's house.

"I didn't know that it was going to be at your house." Shikamaru mumbled as he watched the people file in. She smiled at him.

"Yup ma and Ms. K. aren't coming back till tomorrow night so I thought it would be fun to throw a party for their win." She said happily pointing to Naruto and Sasuke who puffed their chests out proudly. Shikamaru stared at them then smiled.

"Congrats guys." He said patting them both on the back and they smiled happily.

"Now let's get inside so I can put this suit away and you guys can go change into something hot to get laid…well at least Sasuke and Shikamaru. Naruto you can go find your red harpy." She said seriously with a little smirk.

"Heyy! Karin is not a harpy. She's a sweetheart." He said defiantly and they all rolled their eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah we went through all this before. Honestly I think the woman is troublesome." Shikamaru said as they got out the van and made their way toward the house. Sasuke and Hinata couldn't agree more.

"Hey at least I have a girlfriend! And Hinata you haven't dated since eighth grade so you have no room to talk!" Naruto said angrily pointing at all of them. She quirked a brow at him and Sasuke and Shikamaru shook their heads knowing he started an argument.

"I have no room to talk huh?" she said crossing her arms. He nodded quickly.

"You can't talk crap cause you hadn't dated since middle school." He said angrily and she just nodded.

"That's because it was my choice. I could go in there and get me a man in matter of seconds." She said in the same angry tone he was using.

"Prove it." he smirked. "Prove to me that you can rack up numbers like a boss." He said still smirking. Shikamaru and Sasuke face palmed themselves.

"I don't have to prove shit." She said angrily and he continued to smirk.

"That's because you know you can't." he said pressuring her into the bet.

"You can't tell me what I can and can't do Uzumaki." She said angrily poking him hard in the chest. "I'll do it and if I do then you'll have to clean my house after the party." She said then smirked. He smirked back at her and she huffed.

"Better get your cleaning gear cause I am going to win." She growled at him then stomped into her house determined not to lose.

Shikamaru and Sasuke looked at Naruto like he was crazy.

"What?!" he yelled at them and they shook their heads.

"You're really stupid you know that?" Sasuke said as they walked slowly toward the house.

"Why do you say that?" Naruto asked confused and Shikamaru sighed.

"The thing is she can get anybody she wanted. I need a blunt, this is troublesome." He mumbled then went ahead of them leaving Sasuke and Naruto behind. Sasuke looked at Naruto with a serious face.

"Shikamaru's right. If she wanted to she could probably get the whole school to fall for her." He said as they continued to walk toward the house.

"Pfft. Yeah right. If so then why doesn't she have a boyfriend." He asked irritated. Sasuke laughed a little.

"Because they're afraid of us. Plus I don't think she wants a boyfriend." He said with a shrug. Naruto scowled and he laughed again. "Better get your cleaning gear together cause this is a bet that you'll lose…for sure." He said then opened the door.

The house was full of people, smoke everywhere; without a doubt weed, alcohol everywhere.(Underage drinking is not cool so don't do it! And if above 21 don't drink and drive! It's not safe.)

"Well she sure knows how to throw a good party." Sasuke mumbled as they walked in.

"Let's go to the basement. That's where all are stuff is at." Naruto said and Sasuke agreed and made their way toward the basement door. They opened it and luckily nobody was their…or so they thought.

They walked slowly down the stairs so they wouldn't fall and once down they turned on the light they saw a scene that they didn't wish to see.

"W-what the hell!?" Naruto yelled angrily as he saw his girlfriend making out with a snake, cheating on him.

"N-n-naruto w-what are you doing down here?" she asked nervously as she adjusted her clothing. Sasuke just shook his head at the scene and patted Naruto on the shoulder.

"Okay you son of a bitch lets head outside I want to have a word with you." Sasuke said cracking his knuckles. The guy gulped and stood up immediately and walked out with Sasuke.

Naruto looked at her with pain in his eyes.

"How could you do this to me?" he asked heartbroken. She looked everywhere but at him. Before she could respond the sound of glass breaking was heard from upstairs. He looked up and immediately started running toward the stairs but stopped in the middle and looked at Karin.

"This isn't over." He growled then ran upstairs to find Hinata kicking some random girl's ass.

"H-Hinata!" he called out to her then ran to stop her from brutally murder the poor girl. He ran behind her then pulled her away from the girl by the waist then hauled her over his shoulder and walked toward her bedroom while she kept beating on his back telling him to let go of her.

"What the hell! Let me go! The bitch is sooo dead!" she yelled as she kept on kicking and pounding on his back.

"No, Hinata stop squirming I'll drop you." He said as calmly as he could as they walked toward her bedroom. Shikamaru smirked from one end of the room as he continued to spoke his joint while Sauske only shook his head. The people were quiet for a while then started the party once again.

In Hinata's room Naruto was trying to calm down a pissed off Hinata. He dropped her on her bed and looked at her confused.

"What was all that about?" he asked her as he sat down. She sighed then made her way to her dresser and pulled out some stashed weed from one of her drawers and started rolling it up. "And here I thought that Shikamaru was the only one who hid his weed." He chuckled as she lit one of them up.

"Haha very funny." She said sarcastically as she smoked it and pass it over to him. He gladly took it then laid back on her bed.

"I'm going to steel Shikamaru's words…women are troublesome." He said then chuckled to himself handing it back over to her. She took a puff then looked at him quizzically.

"What makes you say that?" she asked then took another puff. He looked at her then sighed.

"I saw Karin…making out with some guy…a snake." He said with malice as she handed it back toward him. He took a puff then coughed.

"Wait…She was cheating on you!?" she asked angrily then sat down next to him. He nodded handing her the blunt to smoke again. "That bitch! I'll kill her!" she said angrily then stood up only to be pulled back down again.

"No. Don't do that." He said sadly. Hinata looked at him then laid down next to him and smoked again before handing it back to him.

"You're too soft. I'm sorry for your loss. Just to let you know…if I see her you may have to sick Sasuke and Shikamaru on me. I can't promise that I won't kick her ass for what she did to you." She said angrily and he laughed a little.

"I'll keep that in mind." He said then smoked it. She looked at him then touched his face.

"I think I'm already high. I'm starting to see whiskers on your face and I swear you have a tail now." She mumbled a little and he chuckled and pulled her hands from her face.

"Okay that's enough drugs for tonight." He said chuckling as he sat up and put it in an ash tray. He looked down at her then noticed what she was wearing. His eyes almost bugged out of his head. Gone with the baggy hoodie and sweat pants. She was wearing a v neck long sleeve t-shirt that clung onto her body nicely. Also she was wearing some tight spanks that showed off her nice legs. He blushed at the sight at her then quickly averted his eyes from her. Stop checking out your best friend. He said to himself then sighed.

"So why were you fighting that girl?" he asked clearing his mind from his previous thoughts. She immediately sat up angrily.

"The girl said I looked like a whore! Me a whore! Ha did you see what she was wearing?! I could practically see her ass hanging out of that skirt!" she ranted. He chuckled at her then she looked at him seriously.

"Do I look like a whore to you?" she asked seriously and he looked her up and down studying every angle of her body. He then blushed and looked away.

"Now I see what they were talking about." He mumbled to himself with a sigh.

"What? I didn't hear you." She said to him and he blushed again and shook his head.

"I said no you don't. I think you look rather…nice." He said to her and she smiled.

"Well thank you. See that dumb broad didn't know what she was talking about." She said in triumph then remembered something. She dug into her bra and pulled out a couple slips of paper causing Naruto to blush and turn away.

"Here. These are all the numbers I got." She said then handed him many slips of papers with different numbers on it. He looked at them wide eyed then looked at her. She was wearing her usual smirk.

"You got all of these?" he asked her in disbelief and she nodded.

"See I told you I could get anybody I wanted. Now I want you to go over to your house and get your cleaning supplies." She said still smirking. He sighed then ruffled his hair and looked at her.

"I see…you're right and I'm sorry for butting into your business." He said sincerely and she nodded happily.

"No problem. Now I'm going to change into my clothes cause these are too tight and they are very uncomfortable sooooo… get the hell out." She said bluntly causing him to laugh.

"Alright, alright. I'll go next door and get my cleaning stuff and-"

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!" they heard someone yell and they both paled.

"Didn't you say…" he trailed off and Hinata gulped and nodded. She rushed toward her closet and started to change not caring that Naruto was there at all.

"H-Hinata! I'm still in here!" he yelled embarrassed and blushing.

"Shit I thought she was coming tomorrow!" she yelled as she changing into her usual attire. After she changed she grabbed the blushing Naruto by the hand and dragged him out with her. "I'll use you as a shield since she likes you the most." She mumbled to herself as they heard people running for their lives.


A few minutes before…

"Hinako…isn't that your house…" Kushina said as they pulled into the neighborhood. Hinako, Hinata's mother, immediately stopped her car to see her house filled with a lot of teenagers.

"Kushina…I think you should walk to your house. I'm going to break this party up then have a little talk with my daughter." She said angrily. Kushina giggled at her friend and nodded.

"If you see my son then tell him he and his friends can stay at my house till you're done." She said with a smile then exited the car once she got the 'okay'.


In the house…

Kids were rushing out the door, jumping out the windows, steeling the packs of beer. It was chaos. Hinata looked around and sighed at the mess that was left.

"Ma's gonna be pissed." She mumbled to Naruto and he nodded. They looked around and saw Sasuke and Shikamaru shaking their heads at the mess before them.

"Miss H. is going to eat you for breakfast." Sasuke said and Shikamaru nodded in agreement.

"You got that right." The said woman said behind Naruto and Hinata who both screamed in terror. "That's right scream your little asses off!" she yelled angrily then turned to the boys in the corner.

"Go to the Uzumaki's house. Kushina is waiting for you three. She said you guys can stay there while I talk to my daughter." She said angrily as she turned to her daughter who was scratching the back of her head sheepishly.

"H-Hinata you'll be okay r-right?" Naruto whispered to her and she nodded. He looked at her then to the boys and motioned him to go with him.

"Well there goes my shield." She mumbled to herself.

"What was that?!" her mother yelled and she jumped a bit and shook her head.

"I-I said I can explain." She said nervously. Hinako's eyebrow twitched as she looked around to see nothing but a trashed house around her.

"Explain?! There's nothing to explain! You through a party behind my back! You're soooo lucky nobody called the cops! And where the hell did you get the alcohol!? You're only 18!" she yelled and Hinata cursed Jiraiya in her head and thought of many ways to kill him since he got the alcohol for the party. She stood as still as a rock and waited for her mother to calm down.

"And what is that smell?! It smells like marijuana! You had drugs in here?" she whispered the last part so nobody could hear them.

"Mom I just wanted-"

"It seems all you wanted to do was get into trouble! What if the cops came!? You'd get arrested! What else did you do? Oh my god don't tell me you got pregnant too?" she asked in horror and that was far enough for Hinata.

"M-mom! I'm still a virgin!" she yelled embarrassed that her mother would even think that. Her mother sighed in relief.

"Good. Now clean up this mess. You're grounded for 3 months." She said as she messaged her temples.

"But ma-"

"Don't 'but ma' me! You're so lucky not an abusive parent…I would have beaten your ass for sure." She said as she looked around the room.

"Like Hiashi…" she mumbled to herself but she heard it and sighed.

"Come on…I'm sure your friends would like to help you." She said still irritated at her daughter. Hinata nodded and walked over to Naruto's house which was right next door. She sighed angrily. She was 18 and she still got grounded. How lame! I need to move out… she thought to herself as she walked up to the front door. She knocked once then it was immediately opened by a worried looking Naruto.

"Soo how did it go…" he said as she walked in. Shikamaru and Sasuke immediately came up to her.

"I got grounded for 3 months and otherwise then that it went…better than I expected." She said with a small smile.

"Better," Naruto started.

"Than," Sasuke said.

"You expected? She probably woke up all of Kohona." Shikamaru finished. She looked at them weirdly.

"I had an odd sense of déjà vu… anyway Naruto you're going to help me clean my house." She said bluntly and the boys laughed.

"I see that Hinata won that bet." Sasuke said smirking. Naruto only sighed and nodded in defeat. They laughed at him as he brought some of his cleaning stuff. As they walked over to her house Hinata had to ask the question that was bugging the hell out of her.

"What are you going to do with Karin?" she asked and looked at him from the corner of her eyes. He sighed.

"I'm done with her so you don't have to worry about me." He said then smiled at her a little.

"Good….so does that mean I get to beat her ass for breaking your heart?" she asked seriously and he laughed.

"I already said no. Plus you would probably put her in the hospital knowing what you could do." He said with a smile. She sighed and nodded. They reached her house then opened the door to reveal a hot mess.

"This is gonna be a long night." She said and he nodded in agreement.

"I couldn't agree with you more." He mumbled then they both started cleaning.


Hoped you enjoyed!