I'M BACK BITCHES! New Internet connection and everything…though all my stories and junk are still gone-sigh-…anywho Nother Chapter up and going…I'll update my other stories later so yall waiting for S to M to W…yalls gunna have to be a little more patient with me… Kay so here we goooooo! (I don't Own Naruto!)

Five hours. That's how long it took for Hinata and Naruto to clean up the house. Hinako already left saying she was going to sleep at a hotel for the night for the smell of marijuana was getting to her. The thought of her mother caused her to let out a tired sigh. Naruto looked at her before he fell on the couch.

"What's up with you?" he asked taking in the sight of the clean living room. She glared at him a little then followed his lead falling on the couch, putting her legs on his while laying back.

"Everything." She whimpered thinking about her three month punishment. "I'm grounded for three months….AND I'M 18!" she yelled the last part and he laughed at her. She glared at him and pushed her leg down on his groin. "I'm glad you find my pain hilarious." She said through clenched teeth, pushing harder till she heard him yelp.

"I wasn't laughing at your 'pain'" he yelled out quickly and she relaxed again. He let out a sigh of relief. "I mean it could've been worse…right?" he asked her and she only nodded in agreement.

"I need to go hit something." She mumbled sadly and he chuckled at her.

"Uh-uh-uh. Violence is never the answer." He said in a teacher mocking tone. She laughed at him then sighed again.

"I wonder if that means I can't fight for three months…that would be a living hell." She said and he sighed.

"Yeah it would be pretty boring without you in the class…I mean who else, but Teme, is gonna annoy the hell out of Ero-sennin?" he said and they both laughed at the thought of Jiraiya's annoyed face. She looked at the clean room and smiled.

"Well thanks for helping me clean bud!" she exclaimed happily then got off the couch. He followed suit and walked with her to the kitchen.

"It's not like I had a choice." He mumbled to himself but she heard him anyway and chuckled.

"That's what you get for making a bet that you couldn't win." She said with a wink. "Plus you always say that saying that you stole from that ninja book you always read." She said as she took out a can of beer from the fridge.

"What that i-"

"Never go back on my word," she finished for him as she opened the can. "Yup that's the one, and I'm very glad that you read that book." She said with a smirk before drinking from the can. He quirked a brow at her.

"You kept the beer?" he asked with an amused grin. She smiled and nodded.

"Even though Ma was mad, she pulled me aside and told me not to let the good beer go to waste" she snickered. "She's and alcoholic." She said then drank some more of the beer and he laughed a bit.

"I see it runs in the family." He said then stole the can from her.

"Hey!" she yelled as he snatched it from her.

"Alcohol is not good for you. You shouldn't be drinking this." He said then drank some of it, causing her to tick in anger.

"Says you!" she yelled angrily as he kept drinking. "And you still drink it. You damn hypocrite." She said and tried to snatch it back from him, but him being a head and some inches taller than her, wouldn't let her reach it.

"I'm older than you." He said happily and she punched him in the gut causing him to drop the can on the floor.

"By two damn months!" she yelled then looked at the floor. "See look what you did to the floor! Your cleaning that up." She said crossing her arms. He looked at her angrily as he rubbed his stomach.

"The hell I am! It's your fault I dropped it in the first place!" he yelled and she looked back at him angrily.

"No if you never stole my drink in the first place, we wouldn't be arguing now would we!?" she yelled and before he could retort someone else joined the conversation.

"No you wouldn't be." The voice said causing them to jump at his appearance.

"ERO-SENNIN!?" They both yelled pointing an accusing finger at him. He winced at the loudness of their voices combined and plugged his ears.

"DAMN KIDS! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT!?" he yelled angrily at them and they smirked at him.

"We're only callin 'em how we see 'em." Hinata said then thought of something. "How the hell did you get into my house? I locked the doors when Ma left before we started cleaning." She said eyeing him up and down.

"I've been here the whole time." He said simply causing them to fall anime style on the ground.

"You've been here the whole damn time and you didn't want to help us clean!" Naruto yelled angrily and he scoffed.

"What do I look like cleaning somebody else's house? I aint no maid." He said and crossed his arms. Hinata's eye brow started ticking.

"Old man…clean up this beer right now." She said sweetly and Jiraiya looked at her like she was crazy.

"Didn't you hear me? I aint no-"

"Clean it now or I'll tell Tsunade about Vegas." She said threateningly. He visibly paled then started cleaning up the mess on the ground. Naruto looked at Jiraiya then back to Hinata.

"What happened in Vegas? Wait when did you ever go to Vegas?" he asked confused. She sighed then motioned him to come toward her. She whispered something in his ear causing Jiraiya to growl in annoyance. Naruto started busting out laughing while Hinata just smirked.

"Well you know the saying 'What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas'" he said whipping the stray tears from his eyes. She rolled his eyes and sighed then looked at Jiraiya again.

"Why did you stay?" she asked irritated. He smirked at her pulling out a pen and a notebook from out of nowhere.

"I was hoping to get some research." He said eyeing both of them then giggled. She looked at him then blushed catching on.

"Between me and him?" she asked pointing to a very confused Naruto. He only nodded and giggled some more causing her to blush a little. "WHAT THE HELL!?" she yelled then hit him on the head.

"I don't get it." Naruto said clearly still confused. Hinata, still blushing, explained to him.

"He thought that he could get some inspiration from us for his porno book." She said irritated. It was Naruto's turn to blush then he had an idea.

"I mean it wouldn't be that bad would it?" he joked then smirked and Jiraiya nodded his head vigorously. She sighed irritated then hit him in the gut.

"I'm surrounded by IDIOTS!" she yelled then heard someone knocking at the door. She rolled her eyes as they started discussing chapters and stuff for the book. She mumbled pervert under her breath before she opened the door to reveal Shikamaru and Sasuke.

"Great more idiots." She said smirking. They faked a hurt expression and she rolled her eyes. "Come in." she said then opened the door wide and let them in. Shikamaru whistled as she closed the door behind them.

"The house in surprisingly spotless." He said taking in the very clean environment and Sasuke nodded in agreement.

"Nice work." He responded and she nodded. "I bet you made Naruto do all the work." He said with a smirk. It was her turn to have a hurt expression.

"Lil ol me?...Maybe." she said smirking and they chuckled at her antics. They heard people talking in the kitchen and looked at her confused. She answered their unspoken question.

"Ero-sennin stayed thinking me and Naruto were gonna get it in and he was gonna get inspiration for his porno book." She said bluntly still quite irritated at the thought. Shikamaru and Sasuke looked at each other then spoke the same words.

"That wouldn't be a bad idea." They said in union and she bonked both of their heads before returning to the kitchen.

"No put me on top! I am the dominant one in the relationship!" Naruto yelled as soon as they walked into the kitchen.

"It would be more sexy if she was on top though." Jiraiya whined. The conversation immediately spiked Shikamaru and Sasuke's interest and they dashed toward the table where Jiraiya and Naruto sat, bumping Hinata on the way there.

"Heyy!" she yelled angrily as they shoved her to the side. She watched as Jiraiya giggled and jotted down something causing all of the boys to blush a little. She saw that some of them had blood running down their nose. "What the hell are you writing old man?" she asked then walked behind to see what they were getting…excited about. She read some of his work out loud.

"He trailed kisses down her…then stopped when he reached her…WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS FUCKING GROSS!" she yelled then snatched the book away from them earning a few 'aww mans'.

"It's not gross it's art." Jiraiya said angrily then tried to snatch the book from her but fell out of the chair.

"Yeah it's art!" Naruto yelled wiping the blood from his nose while the others nodded in agreement.

"Perverts." She said angrily then started patting down Shikamaru's clothes.

"What are you doing you troublesome woman! And you call us the perverts!" he yelled and the boys started snickering. She glared at him then found what she was looking for.

"Aaahaa!" she yelled happily pulling out a lighter from his butt pocket. The boys stopped laughing and then looked at the lighter then Hinata.

"You wouldn't dare." Jiraiya growled still on the floor and she smiled with an evil glint in her eye then set the book on fire. The boys jumped up as she dropped it on the floor as it burned to ashes.

"Someone get water!" Naruto yelled then the two others rushed for some h2o, while Jiraiya was crying saying 'my baby' over and over again. Hinata looked at them then rolled her eyes.

"Perverts." She mumbled then went to the basement. The boys sat around the book depressed. Then Naruto snickered.

"I love how she checked Shikamaru for a lighter." He said laughing a little earning a few chuckles from Sasuke and a glare from the said person. They turned to Jiraiya as they heard him sob a little.

"She's evil." Jiraiya sobbed and Shikamaru sighed and patted him on the back.

"We know…We know." He said and the two boys sighed and nodded in agreement. Jiraiya looked at them then around the kitchen.

"Where did that…demon spawn go?" he asked sadly and they all looked around then at each other.

"Basement." They all said in union then stood up.

"Time for some payback." Naruto said evilly and they nodded in agreement. They all turned to Shikamaru and he nodded.

"Here's the plan." He said and they all huddled over toward him and started snickering.

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Hinata sat on one of the bean bags trying to work the tv but all that was there was black and white static.

"Looks like Ma beet me to it." She mumbled then was about to go back upstairs but then the lights flickered before they turned off. She let out a little squeak and cowered in her spot.

"What the hell's up with the lights!?" she screamed out. She would use her phone as a light, but her mother took it away before she left. Damn you mother! She thought to herself then slowly walked upstairs.

"I'm not supposed to be afraid. I totally kick ass." She said to herself as she made her way upstairs. "Guys this is not funny. I swear to god when these lights turn on I'm totally kicking your asses." She squeaked out as she opened the basement door. It was pitch black there too.

"Damn it guys." She whispered then heard some creaking noises causing her to jump a little. She heard the front door open then close. She quickly walked toward it. Before she could reach it someone grabbed her arm and she shrieked and immediately decked him in the face.

"Damn it Hinata!" the unknown person yelled causing the boys who were hiding take a double take.

"Where all here right?" Shikamaru asked and when they didn't say anything he sighed. "I can't see any of you so would you please speak up."

"I'm here and Teme's next to me." Naruto said and was hit in the back of the head by the said person.

"Once again…not my name Dobe." He mumbled causing Jiraiya to shake his head at his students.

"I'm here." He said then paled a little and immediately shot up and turned the lights on. They rushed toward her only to see her with Kiba?

"Kiba!? How the hell'd you get into my house!" she yelled angrily. He looked at her then to the front door.

"Your door was unlocked." He said still holding his bloody nose.

"What the hell are you doing here Kiba?" Naruto growled a little. Ever since that day Hinata flipped him over her shoulder, he's been practically annoying Hinata and the rest of them. Before he could answer him Hinata cut him off.

"So you're saying that if my house was unlocked and I wasn't here you would go snooping through my house? What were you gunna do? Look through my Ma's pantie drawer?" she asked sarcastically. Then again before he could answer her Jiraiya cut him off.

"That's what I would do. Only if the mother was hot though." He said and some of the boys nodded in agreement.

"You all are perverts!" she yelled at them angrily then turned to Kiba. "You still didn't answer my question boy!" she yelled angrily.

"You never gave me the chance to!" he yelled back at her.

"Don't you DARE yell at me in my house boy!" she yelled standing on her tippy toes then jabbed him hard in the chest. "Especially if you're in the wrong." She said irritated. The boys shook their heads knowing that he was slowly ticking her off.

"Well I'm sorry for being worried for your sake. I didn't know that your boyfriends' were playing a joke on you. I saw the lights flicker off and I decided I should help. I didn't expect you to deck me in the face." He mumbled the last part. She sighed then stepped back from him.

"Well thanks but no thanks. Sorry bout the nose. Now get the hell out of my house. I have some ass whooping to take care of." She said then turned to the boys who winced at the glare she was giving them. Kiba nodded quietly then left without another word. She looked at them then hit each of them in different places. Naruto in the gut, Sasuke in the jaw, Jiraiya on the head, and Shikamaru sadly in the groin knowing that he was the one who came up with the plan.

Shikamaru and Jiraiya hit the floor and she sighed happily.

"I might have a bruise on my stomach. This is the third time." Naruto mumbled sadly. Sasuke massaged his jaw.

"I taste blood." He murmured.

"Glad I can inflict pain on you guys." She said happily. "Now that yall are hurt…GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS!" she yelled then slammed her bedroom door.

"Remind me to never mess with her fears again." Shikamaru grumbled to them and they all grunted in agreement.

Yayyyyy! Nother Chapter done! Hope you enjoyed reading cuz I enjoyed writing! XD