Ch. 7

He Ate My Heart

I wake up to the sound of Alice calling me. And like yesterday, I try to drown out her yelling by covering my head with a pillow. I mean, come on its Saturday. If a very hyper, pixie-like, girl was waking you up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning you wouldn't want to wake up either. Now I'm still asking myself 'Why? What on earth compelled her to wake me up so early on a SATURDAY?'

"Bella, wake up!" At this moment she decided to rip off my pillow and blankets, then I start to wake up.

"Alice I don't think you know the true meaning of Saturday. You see, Saturday is the day where everybody has the choice to relax and- oh yeah, SLEEP IN."

Sorry as you can see, I'm not really a morning person. Better yet, I'm not necessarily an AWAKE person.

"Bella you have to see this video I found online! It's awesome!"

"Okay, fine I'm up see?" At this point I'm getting out the bed. Already I'm missing the warmth of my blanket and bed.

"Great!"

And just like that, Alice left with a hop, skip, and- twirl?

This whole last week had been my first week of school. And just as every first week is, it was boring to say the least. Sure people were interested to see the new girl and so nobody bothered to keep their stares and comments to themselves. Of course what also may have added to the gossip was how I rocked the Dance tryouts. Of course, I was also pretty stoked that I made the team. I was glad that I had most of my classes with the family, otherwise I would go insane.

The classes weren't all that hard. Most of the stuff they were teaching was material I had already learned back at my old school. The difference is my last school was twice as big and nobody seemed to notice me. Here, I'm the shiny new toy.

I got dressed real quickly and ran my brush through my hair and ran down to eat breakfast with the family. Carlisle was working today, Esme has her office at home, and the rest of the kids just got up. That would of course be because of Alice. She may one day be our president or our dictator, either way she's gonna go places.

Everybody else was down in the kitchen, so I was the last one down. Alice was wearing a purple dress that settled just on top of her knee with white tights and light brown, flat boots. Rosalie was wearing white skinny jeans and a blue sweater. Me on the other hand, I was wearing dark blue skinny jeans, combat boots, a long sleeved green turtle shirt and a long brown vest that hangs past my hips. The boys looked like they just got up so they hadn't even gotten dressed yet.

Alice was just sitting at the island typing away on her laptop. So what did she bring me down here for?

"Alice?"

Next thing I know, Alice is laughing on the floor. Literally the crazy pixie looks like her spleen ruptured. I don't think that's possible, but if it was possible her spleen would be rupturing. Everybody else looks about the same as I do, concerned and probably thinking 'What did that chick have in her cereal?'

Edward was the first one to try get through to the laughing pixie.

"Alice, are you okay?"

Alice finally calms down a little bit to realize where she's at.

"Do I need to get Esme?" he asks jokingly.

"No, but you all have to see this video."

Emmett, of course being the ever so curious one, asks

"What's the video about?"

"They're called The Hillywood Show."

Okay now this catches my attention.

"What or who are they?"

"They're these two girls that make parodies. They have their own website and a YouTube channel."

"So what did you want us to watch?"

"You remember that movie Warm Bodies?"

That rang a bell somewhere.

"Yeah."

"They have a parody for that one. Come and see!"

We all made our way over to where Alice's laptop was sitting. She was right, this video's hilarious. Emmett couldn't stop laughing. In fact, he's nearly on the floor like Alice was. Next thing you know we're all laughing. And then Alice out of the blue says,

"Hey Bella let's try learning that dance is the studio."

For a minute I thought she was joking. But she had this serious, excited looking face. So therefore I ask,

"Alice do you really think we could actually learn that dance?"

Then an idea popped into my head.

"Why don't we see if we could use that song for the next dance?"

I knew the answer before she even said anything.

Hi, I'm sorry I don't write very often. This is my first fanfic so it's not gonna be the best. Thank you so much for your review, I really appreciate them. If you have any suggestions please leave them in the reviews or message me on my page. I would also like you to know, unless you don't know already, The Hillywood Show is a real group that does parodies. They also have a 'Warm Bodies Parody' that will brighten anybody's mood and give them a good laugh. You will also realize why I named the chapter "He Ate My Heart" if you watch the parody then you'll see the connection. They also do many other blockbusters such as Star Wars, Twilight, The Hobbit, and Harry Potter. They also act out parodies of stars such as Lady Gaga and Johnny Depp. Please go and support them, they are truly talented and amazing. I am putting the website link and youtube link on my profile for you to view. And thank you so much for continuing reading 'My Life and Its Many Tragedies'!