Hey, I haven't updated for a while, haven't I? Well, sorry about that. I've been kinda busy lately. Wait... it took me an entire month just to make this chapter? Geez, it only took me two days to make the first one...
That's not my problem!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLOOD+
Blood+ in a Different Way
Chapter 2
On her first try, Kai immediately found Horushi in one of the classrooms. She saw a huge chiropteran with a sleepy look in its face pinned to the blackboard and Horushi being kissed by the tall lady.
"Oh no! It's the hobo's mother!" Kai screamed. (The hobo's mother kinda looks like Hagina in the dark. You'll find out at the end of this chapter.) She was so freaked out that she just stood there with her mouth wide open.
Horushi's eyes finally opened, but this time, his eyes flowed bright red. He stood up, handed out his hand and said, "Spear." Hagina took out a really long spear from her really small violin case and gave it to Horushi. He slit his palm, spilling his blood all over the blade. Then, just when the chiropteran detached itself from the blackboard, he hit its side. Soon, cracks began to appear all over its body and later shattered to pieces all over the floor. Soon, he gained consciousness again. He saw his reflection on a piece of broken glass on the floor.
"Hey, I look good... Wait, is that ketchup all over my body? Eww! I heard that ketchup was made of dog poop! Ugh, get it off me, get it off me!" he complained (like a girl). He shivered and turned around so much that he fell unconscious. Hagina carried Kai and Horushi to safety as a bunch of Americans wearing weird clothes barged in their school to arrest this guy whom they heard was trying to kill a bomb.
The next day, Horushi woke up to see his 'mom' (Georgina) sitting next to her.
"Hey, Horushi. Are you all right now?" she said.
"Mom... help... I... ketchup... dog poop... ugh..."
"Don't worry, honey. It's alright now. Your clothes are clean now, see? No ketchup. And ketchup isn't made of dog poop."
"It isn't?"
"No."
"I love you, Mommy."
"I love you, too, sweetie." Then, Kai entered the room, mouth still open.
"..."
"Kai, honey, can you tell me what's wrong?"
"Hobo's mom... illegal... poodle fur..."
"There, there, honey. The hobo's mom is in jail. She won't bother any of us for doing something illegal."
"None of us?"
"None."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Cross your heart, Mommy?"
"Cross my heart, dear." Then, Riku entered the room. She saw that Horushi and Kai were hugging Georgina and all.
"What's up with you guys?" she asked. Then, Kai and Horushi immediately let go of Georgina and looked away.
"Where have you been to, Riku? You look tired," Georgina asked.
"Um... I, uh, gotta go. Bye!" and she left.
"I gotta go, too," Kai said and ran after Riku.
"Mom," Horushi said. "Can you get me some pizza?"
"I don't know, honey. Based on your average food consumption every day, pizza isn't enough for you."
"Are you saying that I can eat anything I want in any amount?"
"Yes, anything for you, sweetie."
"'Kay! I'd like to have two boxes of jumbo-sized heavy-load pizza, five jumbo-sized cups of the juice thing the hobo sells at the corner, eight hotdogs with extra mustard, ten servings of lasagna, a dark-forest cake, and a... um... a can of liquid nitrogen. That's all I need, mom."
"Okay, sweetie!" Georgina left the room and bought Horushi's lunch. Meanwhile, in a certain hallway in a certain part of the hospital, Kai and Riku were walking together. The hall was empty, sounds of dripping water can be heard, and it was echoey. It was cold and Riku was getting goosebumps. Then, they heard a singing child. Kai looked for her and-
Kai: Whoa, whoa, stop! Whattaya think you're doing?
I'm adding a horror scene. Me likey horror :P
Kai: Look, d-don't add scary stuff in there, okay! Promise that!
Why, what's wrong, Kai?
Kai: It's um... It's none of your business! Just stop already!
Scared?
Kai: No! Just... just forget about it, okay! Just go on with the story!
Fine :P
"Kai... I have something to tell you," Riku said.
"What is it?"
Then, Riku hugged Kai with teary eyes and said, "My hammer is missing!"
"Who cares about your dumb hammer?"
"My hammer isn't dumb!"
"Hammers don't even have brains."
"Since when did a delinquent like you have any brains to say that my hammer doesn't have any brains?"
"... (poker face)"
"Huh?"
"Just forget about it. It doesn't matter, anyway. Let's just buy a new one."
"No! Nobody replaces my hammer! That hammer has been with me since it fell from the sky!"
"And landed on your head which caused you to be retarded and told the hobo's mom about hair and poodle fur and inspired that violin lady to earn money by playing and forced mom to set up cable."
"You're mean."
"I know."
"You're so... grr... never mind!"
"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" Kai pulled out his tongue and made cat sounds. Out of retardity, Riku bit Kai's hand. Kai pulled Riku's pigtails, Rike bit Kai's neck, Kai scratched Riku's face, Riku bit Kai's leg, Kai punched Riku, Riku bit Kai's head-
Riku: Is that even possible?
Um...
Riku: It is physically impossible for a regular human jaw to stretch too much until it covers an entire human head. Not to mention that Kai's head is a lot bigger than my girl version's mouth.
Kai: Are you saying that my head is big?
Riku: If it makes you feel like having a big head would make you smarter, yes.
Kai: I'll cut your he-
Okay guys, that's enough.
Kai: But you didn't let me finish my line yet D:
Nobody cares about your line.
Kai: But I made it just for you guys!
Okay, back to the story! :D
Kai: D:
Since they were sisters, they immediately became friends again and forgot that any biting happened at all. Suddenly, a horse wearing a hat passed by.
"A horsie!" Riku exclaimed.
"What's a horse doing inside the hospital?" Kai wondered. "Hey, now that you mention it, horsie kinda sounds like-"
"Stop! You're not supposed to say that yet!"
"Why not?"
"Because they're not ready!"
"Who?"
"Them!"
"Who them?"
"Ugh, just don't say what ever you were gonna say a while ago. It'll result to spoilers."
"Spoilers? What are you talking about? And how did you even know what I was saying?"
"Well, ever since I lost my hammer last night, I concentrated so hard on contacting it with my brain, I accidentally activated my psychic powers to see the future and I know the truth. I KNOW the TRUTH, Kai. I KNOW."
"Um, okay?"
Meanwhile, Georgina gathered up all of Horushi's food in her frail little arms and prepared to go upstairs when she suddenly bumped into a woman with flat cheeks.
"Divina?" Georgina asked.
"Y-Yes, Georgina. It is I, Divina of the Red Shield," the skinny woman said.
"Well, Vina, it certainly is you! And don't mind calling me Georgina. Just Georgie would be fine."
"If that i-is what you want, G-georgie. I-I-I-I-"
"Vina, what's wrong?!" Georgina caught Divina in her arms full of pizza.
"R-r-r-r-red sh-shield! M-m-m-m-m-must g-g-g-go b-back!"
"Oh, yeah! That's right! Your body begins to act weird if you stay outside the Red Shield headquarters for too long. Don't worry. I've got a plan!" Georgina took her handbag full of ketchup and splattered the red liquid all over Divina. "There! That'll make you feel better! The ketchup's red color will make you feel right at home and it's anti-mosquito property will shield you from dengue and malaria!"
David: I didn't know that ketchup was a mosquito repellant.
Well, Mr. David, in this world, it sure is!
Anyway, Divina's body became stable. She rose from her bed of pizza and ketchup and said, "Georgie, I'm afraid that the time has come."
"For you to marry me?"
"What? NO!"
"For me to die?"
"Look-"
"But I'm too young to die! I'm only fifty years old or more! Plus I have Kai and Riku and Horushi to take care of!"
"Look, Georgie! That's not it! The time has come for you to return Horushi to us!"
Georgina's forever-joyful face became gloomy as she turned her look to the floor. "I... understand."
Meanwhile, Horushi couldn't hold his hunger anymore so he went out of his room. He found Georgie talking to a skinny stranger and he decided to eavesdrop so that he could forget about what happened to the ketchup-and-tall-lady-and-monster-all-packed-up-in-one-night adventure.
"Hors-"
"Remember! No spoilers!" Riku's voice could be heard from the other side of the hospital.
"Spoilers?" Divina asked.
"Oh, forget about that! My daughter just recently discovered her psychic ability to tell the future! And I don't think she's the type who would put up a joke like that. I didn't raise her to be someone like a delinquent," Georgina said.
If this fanfic was turned into an anime, what you would see in your screens right now is a picture of Kai hangin' out with her buds with cigarettes, beer, knives, nun-chucks, boxing gloves, and motorcycles. Apparently, their hang-out was a day-care center because one of her friends work as a part-time janitor. I guess you can picture what the toddlers will grow up to be.
David: Ahem...
Oh yeah, it's time to go back to the story!
"Look, Horushi needs to come back to us. We need him to revive his memory so that he can hunt Rocker again," Vina said.
"But, my son is just a poor and frail little boy who eats a lot and acts like a girl sometimes. I don't think-"
"That's enough, Georgina-"
"GEORGIE!"
"Georgie. That's enough, Georgie. My mother assigned you to watch over Horushi till he wakes up, not to spoil him."
"I see. But... can you give me at least... one more day?"
"Mom, what are you talking about?" Horushi interrupted. "Mom, I'm scared. Why am I leaving? Who is she?"
"Don't worry, Horushi, it's alright-"
"And why is that woman covered in ketchup? Mom, I'm scared!"
"Hush, now, Horushi. Everything will be alright."
"Where's my pizza, mom? I've been waiting for three minutes. What's taking you so long?"
"Oh, yes. About the pizza..."
"I fell over it," Vina interrupted.
Horushi froze. My... pizza! he thought. She... That skeleton just fell on top of my delicious pizza like that! He burst into tears and ran away.
He ran so far, that he reached the beach which was on the other side of town. There, he sat down and stared into the setting sun. Soon, his eyes hurt. Then, he heard footsteps behind him. Again, it was his dear stalker, Hagina.
TO BE CONTINUED...