Maya- Hello everyone XD
Zoro- yeah yeah hello
Maya- No need to be so rude 3 Sorry for it being late I was busy all week with my litteracy test. I hope I passed it XP.
Zoro- In that case i'll pray that you failed
Maya- Jerk anyway here is the next chapter
Sanji sat in the kitchen staring at the now cold leftover soup from dinner. Three hours ago Chopper told them that whatever is happening to Zoro is not normal on even their scale and that he'd need to do some tests. Inhaling one last time on his tenth cigarette he stood up and threw it out the porthole window. Sighing he picked up the bowl of soup he left on the counter for Zoro and placed it in the fridge.
Outside everyone was starting to quiet down. Everyone beside Zoro, Chopper and himself were sat on the deck listening to Brook play a gentle melody. Even though the song was very calming the air around them was tense. Sighing he pulled out some cups and started to warm some milk. Biting his lip he tried to decide whether an eleventh cigarette would do more difference then the last ten. Hearing the click indicating that the milk was ready he choose to leave his cigarettes for the next day.
Pouring the warm milk into each cup he placed them on a tray along with a jar of honey. Walking out he was greeted with sad nods. As he handed out the cups he asked if they wanted honey or not then finally sat down to drink his own. Picking a spot on the lawn next to Nami he went to reach for his own cup. He frowned as he saw that he made two extra cups for Chopper and Zoro. Feeling more depressed then before he drowned his cup in one gulp.
"How much longer do you think they'll be?" Luffy whined.
"I don't know." Sanji sighed.
"Then what do you think it could be, I mean no one fed him any strange fruit again and I don't think a cold could be this bad." Luffy said. "But then again I never had a cold, what if Zoro dies from it?!"
"Luffy shut up." Nami growled as she placed a hand on Sanji's shoulder. "Don't worry, it can't be anything too bad, maybe one of his old stitches broke and Chopper is just trying to fix them and Zoro is giving him a hard time again."
"If that was it we'd hear more arguing." Sanji said.
"Then maybe he fell asleep and Chopper is watching him to see if there's any change in his temperature." Robin said.
"Yeah that has to be it." Nami agreed.
"But then wouldn't we hear Zoro snoring?" Luffy asked.
"Luffy, you're not helping!" Nami growled at him.
"All this talk is just making us more tense." Franky said. "Why don't we just relax and wait."
"Yes and to help you relax I shall play a song." Brook sang as he once again played his violin. Picking up one of the extra cups Sanji drank it quickly then lied on the grass. Resting his head on his arms he gazed up at the stars. While on the outside he looked calm and relaxed on the inside he ran over the worst possible things that could have happened to Zoro.
Meanwhile in the infirmary Zoro watched as the little reindeer ran back and forth across the small room pulling out tubes and adding chemicals to a liquid he was embarrassed that he had to give to Chopper. He watched as Chopper poured it into three different containers.
In one he put in some wired purple liquid which changed to orange on contact. Chopper nodded then wrote down some notes. In the second container Chopper added a greenish powder which changed the liquid to brown. Once again Chopper wrote down some notes. Giving Zoro a wired look Chopper then pulled out this weirdly shaped stick which he placed in the last container.
This time nothing happened but Chopper seemed to expect that. Without bothering to see if there was a reaction Chopper ran back over to Zoro. "Based of what you told me about how you've been feeling I took three tests. The first one is a chemical that when poured in urine would change colour. If it turns pink your on a drug but if it turns orange your not."
"Why'd you think I was on drugs?" Zoro frowned.
"I thought that you may have been exposed to them at some point and are now having a bad reaction to them." Chopper said.
Pouting at the doctor Zoro nodded. "Then what about the other two?"
"Well, the second one was a powder to test for an unknown illness, if it turns blue your sick." Chopper said.
"And brown means I'm healthy?" Zoro finished.
"Yep." Chopper smiled.
"Then what about the last one?"
"I don't think I should say it yet, well at least until the tests are finished." Chopper said.
"Well I guess that's okay, can I go now?" Zoro asked.
"Do you feel like your going to throw up?" Chopper asked.
"No."
"Then you're free to leave." Chopper said. Smiling Zoro stood up and ran to the door happy to get out of the medicine smelling room. "If you start feeling ill again come straight to me!"
"Yeah yeah." Zoro said as he opened the door to fresh air. It was now eight and he was starving. Seeing everyone out on deck he made his way over. Luffy was the first to spot him. In a matter of seconds he was on the floor with Luffy smiling down at him.
"Zoro you're finally out, what is it! Are you going to die?" Luffy asked his smile turning into shock.
"No I'm fine jus hungry." Zoro said as he stood up.
"That's terrible, Sanji we need some food stat!" Luffy yelled. "And get some for me!"
"You already ate shit head." Sanji said as he took Zoro's hand. "Come Zoro I'll get you some food." Blushing Zoro nodded and followed after Sanji into the kitchen. "So did you find out the cause?"
"No, not yet." Zoro said sitting down at the table while Sanji went to the fridge to get Zoro's soup and reheat it.
"Then what took so long?" Sanji asked.
"We had an argument." Zoro said lowering his head.
"We didn't hear." Sanji said.
"Yeah we whispered well fighting." Zoro said.
"And what were you fighting about?" Sanji asked as he pulled the soup from the microwave and gave in to Zoro.
Zoro mumbled something behind his spoon before taking a bite. "What was that Zoro?"
"He wanted a mnmnmn." Zoro once again mumbled.
"A what?" Sanji asked leaning in closer to Zoro.
"He wanted a urine sample." Zoro's face was now a dark red and he refused to make eye contact with Sanji.
Sanji on the other hand was doing his best not to laugh at Zoro's embarrassment. "Come on it's not that bad."
"Yes it is, I had to pee in a fucking cup!" Zoro yelled.
"As long as it's not my cooking cups I'm good." Sanji said.
"Asshole." Zoro grumbled as he took another spoonful of soup.
"But you love this asshole." Sanji cooed as he wrapped his arms around Zoro.
"Don't make me change my mind." Zoro threatened.
"Fine." Sanji laughed. "So what tests did you do?"
"One for drugs, one for any illnesses then one that Chopper wouldn't tell me." Zoro said.
"And the results?"
"Clean, healthy and the third one I didn't get an answer."
"Well no matter what happens I'll stick by your side." Sanji said giving Zoro a kiss on the cheek.
"That's reassuring." Zoro chuckled grabbing onto Sanji's tie and pulling him down. With Sanji's face now closer to his Zoro leaned in and gave Sanji a kiss. Pulling away Zoro stood and placed his bowl in the sink. "I'm tired so I'm going to bed you coming?"
"Who's on watch?" Sanji asked.
"Robin."
"In that case lead the way." Sanji laughed as he followed Zoro out of the kitchen and down to the boys' room. Since it was only eight everyone was still up and wouldn't come to bed for an hour.
"Hey since we have time why don't you pay me back for this morning." Zoro purred.
"I'd love to." Sanji laughed as he pushed Zoro backwards and onto his hammock. As Zoro scooted back and got comfy Sanji crawled onto the hammock and sat himself between Zoro's legs. Reaching his hands out he pushed Zoro's hamaki up along with his shirt. Leaning down he trailed kisses along Zoro's torso. Moving down he began to pull Zoro's pants down.
As cold air swept over his semi hardened cock Zoro gasped. Laughing Sanji continued to trial kisses down Zoro's stomach. Dipping his tongue into Zoro's belly button he smiled at the moan. Once he was level to Zoro crotch he licked a vein up Zoro's cock. Swirling his tongue around the head he began to slowly lower himself onto Zoro.
Zoro's hands shot into his hair, getting a tight grip on it. Going down to the base of Zoro's cock he hummed sending vibrations up Zoro's spine.
"Damn Sanji." Zoro moaned. Encouraged by Zoro's moan, Sanji wrapped a hand around one of Zoro's balls. While he continued to lick and suck Zoro's cock he began to also massage his balls too. Using his free hand to hold down Zoro's hips he gave his balls a light squeeze. Zoro tried to buck up into his mouth and whined when he couldn't move.
Releasing Zoro's cock from his mouth he switched places with his hand. Now while his hand moved up and down Zoro's leaking cock his mouth licked and sucked his balls. Well he continued his assault to Zoro's balls he teased the slit of Zoro's cock. Pulling the skin back he soaked his finger in the pre-cum. After a few more stokes he moved his hand down to Zoro's anus. As he traced the tight ring of muscle with his fingers he liked and sucked at Zoro's cock again.
"Does it feel good?" Sanji asked between licks.
"Yes." Zoro gasped as he felt Sanji push his finger in. that was all I took. Zoro came into Sanji's mouth. Sanji continued to milk him until he was done. Crawling up he lied down next to his panting lover. Zoro's eyes were half closed and his breath came in short gasps. Leaning over he kissed Zoro on the forehead. Zoro hummed then curled up into Sanji's chest. "Sleepy."
"Yeah I bet you would be." Sanji chuckled.
"Shut up." Zoro mumbled. Sanji pulled Zoro closer to himself and together they drifted off to sleep.
In the infirmary Chopper sat in his chair staring at the last sample of Zoro's urine. The result would be shown at any moment now. If it came back negative then Zoro would be fine and all that happened would just be because of the heat getting to him, but if it came back positive.
Hearing the door open he turned to see who had entered. Robin stood smiling at the small doctor. Giving her a worried smile he turned back to the cup. "How'd the tests go?" Robin asked.
"Good." Chopper said. "He has a strong and healthy body."
"That's good to hear." Robin said. "But then why do you look so worried."
"I'm worried because I have yet to see the result of the third test." Chopper said.
"Oh and what might the third test be?" Robin asked.
"It's a test I never thought I'd have to give to a male that's for sure." Chopper chuckled.
"Oh is Zoro pregnant?" Robin laughed.
"We'll find out when the results are in." Chopper said instantly stopping Robin's laughter.
"But that can't be possible." Robin said.
"It can be." Chopper replied. "It may be some after effects of that fruit; he was able to get to the stage of women hood so his body may have yet to fully change back."
"So you're saying that even though he's male on the outside he still has some female parts on the inside?" Robin asked.
"Yes, and you know what happens when a garden is watered." Chopper blushed.
"Oh my." Robin giggled. "Ah doctor it seems the results are in."
Almost giving himself whiplash Chopper looked at the stick. Taking a tissue he pulled it out and looked at the results.
Maya- I hope you all enjoyed this chapter X3
Zoro- Pregnancy?!
Maya- ah there he goes complaining again.
Zoro- MALES DON'T GET PREGNANT!
Maya- Hey you read the explaination
Zoro- You made that up.
Maya- always with the minor details.
Zoro- MINOR!
Maya- yes anyway again sorry this was late. please review and if you have any requests don't be afraid to ask. Also if you have the time please take the pole i have on my page it would be a great help to me. See you next week. X3