Maya- Hello everyone.
Chopper- HI EVERYONE XD
Maya- Chopper?! Wheres Zoro?
Chopper- well, i was upset that i was never in one of the opeings so he let me take his place.
Maya- Oh ok then why don't you start us off.
Chopper- Ok! hello everyone i hope you all had a great week. thank you for waiting for the next chapter so without a moment o spar here it is. X3
"Doctor-san?" Robin asked trying to catch a glimpse of the pregnancy stick over Chopper's shoulder.
Sighing Chopper threw the stick in the trash and sat down on his chair. "Robin, how should I tell him?"
"So he's?"
"Yeah looks like we'll have a new crew member." Chopper sighed. "But how the hell am I going to tell Zoro that he's having a baby?"
"I think it would be best to have him somewhere he can lie down in case he faints and away from anything he can use against us." Said Robin.
"Use against us?" Chopper asked.
"Yes like a needle or maybe something poisonous." Robin stated.
"Will he really take the news that bad?" Chopper asked in a scared voice.
Seeing how she was scaring the little doctor she smiled gently and patted the top of his hat. "I'm sure he won't, why don't we just bring him down here tomorrow morning and tell him."
"Okay." Chopper nodded. "Night Robin." Feeling calmer knowing that Robin will help him tell Zoro, Chopper went off to bed.
Walking to the door Robin paused to look at the trash can. "I'm more worried about how he'll take it when we tell him he can't train let alone use his swords." With that thought in mind she turned off the light and went to the crows nest to start her watch.
The next morning Zoro woke with a start. Jumping out of Sanji's warm embrace he ran to the bathroom where he threw up. Shaking he cringed at the taste now in his mouth. Standing up he flushed the toilet and went to the sink in order to wash out his mouth. Once he could no longer taste the vomit he splashed some water over his face.
Wiping the water off with a towel he walked outside to get some fresh air. The sun was just beginning to rise. Hearing footsteps behind him he turned around. Chopper stood by the men's room door.
"Zoro are you ok?" Chopper asked.
"Yeah just threw up a bit." Zoro sighed before turning around.
"Oh." Chopper said.
"Hey, when will the last test results come in?" Zoro asked.
"They came in last night." Chopper said.
"And?"
"Robin and I agreed to tell you after breakfast." Chopper said.
"Oh." Zoro sighed. "Well I guess it's all right."
"We can tell him now." Said Robin's voice. Turning around they watched her as she made her way over to them. "Since we're all up it would be best to tell him before the others."
"True." Chopper nodded.
"But not here maybe the kitchen." Said Robin.
"No I think the infirmary would be better." Chopper said.
"Can you just tell me the fucking results already!" Zoro yelled feeling impatient knowing that Robin knew the results before he did.
"Ah right to the infirmary first." Robin said as she made her way past them and into the infirmary. Rolling his eyes Zoro followed after her as Chopper ran behind him. Once there Robin motioned for him to sit down on the bed.
"Are you going to tell me the results now?" He asked.
"Well Zoro I'm not really sure how to say it." Chopper said.
"Why don't we start by saying what the test was." Robin offered.
"Ok, the third test that we put you on was a… it was a pregnancy test." Chopper blurted out.
"That's pretty dumb, males can't get pregnant." Zoro frowned.
"That's what I thought too." Said Robin.
"Huh?" Zoro asked.
"Well, Zoro the result of the test was positive." Chopper squeaked.
"…."
"Um, Zoro?" Chopper asked walking over to the quiet swordsman.
"I'm." Zoro said.
"Yeah Zoro." Robin smiled. "Congratulations you're pregnant." Right after she said this Zoro's eyes rolled into the back of his head as he fell backwards onto the bed unconscious. "He took it better then I thought he would."
"What part of this is better?" Chopper sighed.
"Well, at least he didn't try to kill himself or us." Robin said with a straight face.
"Sometimes your mind scares me." Chopper said as he turned into heavy point so that he could move Zoro around to a better position on the bed. "Now all that's let is to tell the crew."
"Wait Doctor-san." Robin said. "I think we should allow Zoro to decide when to tell everyone, you know let him get used to the idea first."
"Yeah that would put less stress on him." Chopper agreed. "You can go to bed, I'll stay and watch Zoro in case he wakes."
"I believe I'll take you up on that offer." Robin nodded as she stood up to leave.
"Wait."
"Zoro, you're awake?" Chopper asked.
"Yeah, um can you not tell anyone about… you know" Zoro said.
"Yeah sure thing." Robin said.
"Thanks." Zoro said.
"Just remember you can't keep it a secret forever." Robin said.
"I know." Zoro sighed. "Just give me some time."
Nodding once again Robin left the room. As she made her way over to the girl's room she paused as she saw Sanji running out of the boy's room. Noticing her he ran over and asked. "Robin have you seen Zoro?"
"Yeah he's fine." Robin said. Sanji physically relaxed hearing this.
"Where is he?"
"He's with Chopper right now lying down."
"Oh as long as he's ok." Sanji said smiling. "Well I guess I'll go start on breakfast."
Still smiling Sanji made his way to the kitchen where he began washing his hands and thinking of what he could make. 'Well it has to be something light but filling for Zoro, maybe porridge with some sausages and orange juice. I can also put some toast on the side.' Sanji thought. Nodding to himself he dried his hands and went to get some bread.
As he cooked he didn't notice Zoro walk in and take a seat. Zoro watched Sanji as he moved about the kitchen as if dancing. Looking down at his stomach he placed a hand over it. Still feeling his strong abs he wondered what it would feel like when it started go grow. Frowning about how all his training would feel like it was nothing he sighed causing Sanji to jump.
"Zoro I didn't hear you come in." Sanji said.
"Sorry." Zoro sighed.
"Its fine more importantly how are you feeling?" Sanji asked.
"Fine." Zoro said.
"That's good; did you get the test results back?" Sanji asked.
"No." Zoro said after a pause.
"Oh, well what ever it is can't be too bad right." Sanji said.
"You never know." Zoro chuckled quietly enough so that Sanji wouldn't hear. Looking back at his lover he wondered how Sanji would react knowing that he's a father. 'He'll probably be upset knowing that the mother of his child is another guy.' Frowning that he practically just called himself a girl he laid his head down on the table. "Sanji?"
"Yes."
"What do you think of children?" Zoro asked.
"That's random." Sanji said.
"Don't avoid the question."
"Well, they can be lively and cry over almost anything, they also leave a mess almost anywhere." Sanji began listing things off. Standing up Zoro walked to the door. "Zoro?"
"Sorry I'm going to take a shower." Zoro said then left.
"I wonder what's gotten into him." Sanji said.
Walking as fast as he could he made it to the bathroom in a minute. Once there he turned the shower on and undressed. Stepping under the cold spray of the shower he didn't bother to turn the heat on and fell to his knees. Tears had already begun to force their way out of his eyes and fall onto his legs. Wrapping his arms around his stomach he curled up on himself as he silently cried.
'How the hell am I supposed to tell him now. He'd probably leave me once he finds out.' Zoro thought. 'What the hell am I going to do?'
Thoughts like these passed through his head for the next ten minutes. Finally wiping the tears from his eyes he stood up and turned off the shower. Stepping out he frowned at his reflection in the mirror. His eyes were swollen and his cheeks were red. Growling he dried himself off and dressed once again. Not wanting to see anyone he sat down on the edge of the tub.
Hearing a knock on the door his frown deepened. "Occupied!"
"Zoro open the door." Came Robin's voice. Biting his lip he debated whether to ignore her or open the door. He was about to chose ignore when she spoke again. "If you don't open it now I'll force my way in using my devil fruit."
"Fine!" He spat and moved to unlock the door. Once it was unlocked she pushed it open and looked at him.
"You've been crying." She stated.
"Shut up and if you tell anyone I'll kill you." He growled.
"I'll blame that on the hormones right now." Robin said which made Zoro growl. "Sorry, here let me fix your face." She said as she moved to get her makeup kit.
"You're not putting that shit on me."
"Would you rather people know that you cried?" She asked.
"No." Zoro pouted.
"Then come here." Doing as she said Zoro sat down on the sink and allowed her to apply some concealer to his cheeks and around his eyes. "I over heard what Sanji said about babies."
"Eavesdropper."
"Yes, but listen it'll be alright." Robin said.
"How the hell will it be alright, you heard him!" Zoro yelled. "He obviously doesn't like kids and will leave me once he finds out!"
"I doubt he'll leave you." Robin said.
"Why wouldn't he?" Zoro said. "He's a ladies man and hates children, if you hadn't noticed I'm a pregnant male!"
"Zoro." Robin said as she put down her makeup brush and hugged him. "I know you're scared but you must trust us a little more. Even though Sanji is a ladies man he's with you right now."
"He may not be after he finds out about this." Zoro said gesturing to his stomach.
"Well I can't tell you how this is going to turn out since I can't see the future but try to stay positive." Robin said.
"Whatever. I just won't tell him." Zoro said. "I'll stay by his side as long as I can." With that said Zoro stood and left.
Maya- I hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
Chopper- I did XD
Maya- Thank you Chopper your much more fun to hang around compared to Zoro.
Chopper- Shut up just cuz you say that doesn't make me happy. /(/ )/
Maya- Ok then. Please review and if you have a request don't be afraid to say it I love hearing your ideas. Also if you have the time please answer the poll on my page. I've also been thinking that i'd like to get my readers more involved with the story so please give me some names for the baby. From them i'll pick my three favorites and hold a poll to decide the winner. Be creative with them X) see you next chapter.