Maya- Hello everyone i hope your all in as great a mood as i am.

Zoro- shut up your too loud.

Maya- wake up lazy ass you can't sleep all the time.

Zoro- But i can sleep now it's 11 at night.

Maya- ... HOLLY SHIT! Where did the time go last time i checked it was still early. no wonder i'm so tired.

Zoro- your an idiot.

Maya- shut up. anyway the next chapter is finally out. ENJOY XD


Once Zoro finally passed out, Chopper picked him up and carried him to the boy's room and placed him on his bunk. Pulling the covers over him he then ran back to join in Robin's, Luffy's and Nami's conversation.

"We can't let him continue like this." Nami complained.

"But it's not in our place to tell him." Robin argued. "If he doesn't want to tell then we can't force him."

"Then we should tell him ourselves!" Nami argued back.

"It's not for us to decide." Robin said.

"Robin's right Nami." Luffy said.

"But you saw him. He's a disaster right now." Nami said.

"That's true." Chopper said. "But what if he gets worse if he loses Sanji."

"I never thought of that." Robin said.

"Then what can we do, I can't stand seeing a member of my crew so upset." Luffy said.

"I can't think of anything." Nami sighed as she lowered herself onto the ground.

"Neither can I." Robin too sighed and leaned against the mast.

"Well since we're leaving tomorrow his mind should be occupied with his duties, which I'll need to modify so as not to harm the baby, hopefully it provides a good distraction." Nami said.

"But what about after that?" Luffy asked.

"AH this is too complicated!" Nami yelled as she ran her fingers through her hair leaving it in a mess.

"Yes this is even putting stress on my mind." Robin said.

"That's what a baby does to everyone, not just us." Chopper laughed.

"Then how the hell can you laugh so freely?!" Nami asked.

"Hey I'm stressed out too." Chopper argued. "But I do get to experience something no doctor has ever seen before."

"Ass hole, you're in this for yourself." Nami grumbled.

"No I'm helping Zoro give birth and as a reward I'm gaining a new experience!" Chopper argued.

Pouting Nami stood up and started to leave. "Fine, In that case you can take his watch." With that said she ran off.

"Thank you for your help." Robin smiled as she followed Nami.

"Thank you!" Luffy cheered as he too ran.

Blinking Chopper processed what just happened through his mind. "… Hey wait a second no fair!"

The next morning everyone was in a rush. Like usual Sanji was first up. At first he was confused by why Zoro was asleep and not on watch. Chopper cleared it up though by telling him that Zoro needed to take some heavy medicine that knocked him out.

"Well that makes sense." Sanji Said. "That idiot told me that he hurt his back but he never told me that it was this bad."

"Yeah right." Chopper said sadly. "I'm going to go nap now." As Chopper ran off he thought of how Zoro felt also lying.

In the kitchen Sanji began to pull out some eggs and a bowl. Cracking them into the egg he mixed them up and added some milk. Once they were in the pan he started to mix them up just the way Zoro liked it.

Pouring the eggs onto a plate he placed it on the table and began to make Luffy's. Hearing the thud of his lover's feet he raised an eyebrow. Turning around he watched as Zoro made his way across the dinning area and onto his seat.

"You're up early." Sanji noted.

"Yeah I didn't feel to well." Zoro sighed

"You ok?" Sanji asked.

"Yeah I'm fine." Zoro said. "A bit sore but I'll live."

"Sore?" Sanji asked as he poured Luffy's meal onto a plate and turned off the store. "Want a massage?"

"What about breakfast?" Zoro asked.

"It can wait." Sanji smiled as he stood behind Zoro and began to run his hands over his shoulders. "Besides you seem really tense." Sanji then began to add pressure. Squeezing his shoulders and moving his hands in circular motions. Moving his hands lower down Zoro's back he began to dig his thumbs into the more knotted areas.

"Mmnn, Feels good." Zoro moaned as he relaxed his upper body on the table.

"Of course it does, I've always been good with my hands." Sanji hummed as he moved his hands to Zoro's front. "But you knew that."

"Ah, Wait Sanji." Zoro said.

"Why, we haven't done anything in a long time." Sanji complained. "I'm running low on my Zoro charge."

"First of all that was the dumbest thing I ever heard." Zoro said. "Second I'm still sore."

"Hmm then what do you suggest?" Sanji asked as he ran his tongue over the outer shell of Zoro's ear and across his earrings. Standing up Zoro pushed Sanji into the chair then sat on top of him so that they were face to face.

"I hope your good with a hand job." Zoro said as he unzipped Sanji's pants.

"Sounds good." Sanji chuckled. Nodding Zoro released Sanji's cock from his pants and boxers. Slowly he ran his hand up it from the base to the tip. There he swirled his thumb around the tip. Pressing gently on it, he pulled the foreskin back. He began to follow this pattern as Sanji assaulted his mouth.

Feeling Sanji's hand on his clothed erection almost made him jump. With swift fingers Sanji had his cock out and was following his motions. Biting his lip Zoro leaned further into Sanji's touch. "Sanji."

"God it's been too long." Sanji moaned. "I don't think I'll last much longer."

"Same." Zoro gasped.

"Together." Sanji said.

"Together." Zoro agreed. Picking up the pace of his hand Zoro and Sanji came in a matter of moments.

Breathing deeply Sanji pulled Zoro closer to his chest after he tucked both of their cocks back into their pants. "You ok?" Sanji asked.

"Yeah but I'm really tired." Zoro said.

"Here eat this then go rest." Sanji said as he pulled Zoro's eggs closer. "I'll get you some toast and orange juice too."

"Thanks." Zoro said giving Sanji a quick kiss on the lips before standing up to allow Sanji to stand.

"Anytime." Sanji winked and smacked Zoro on the ass. "And I don't just mean for the food." Blushing Zoro sat back down and began eating his food. After a few bites though he stopped. "Everything alright Zoro?"

"I.. I don't know." Zoro said.

"You don't know?" Sanji repeated.

"Yeah I think I'm just craving something else." Zoro admitted.

"Like what?" Sanji asked as he placed some juice next to Zoro.

"Kiwi." Zoro said.

"I thought you didn't like kiwi." Sanji said.

"I don't know I just really want kiwi." Zoro said.

"Okay then." Sanji said as he grabbed a kiwi and knife. Cutting off the skin with ease Sanji then cut it into little squares and placed them on a plate. Handing it to Zoro he also gave him a pick to eat it with. Zoro ate it then finished off his eggs.

"Thank you." Zoro said as he chugged his drink then with one last kiss he went back to bed.

Raising an eyebrow Sanji choose to shrug off the wired behavior and finished off everyone's breakfast. As everyone entered he pulled Chopper aside.

"Hey Chopper can we talk?" Sanji asked.

"Umm sure." Chopper said. Stealing a quick glance at Robin, Chopper followed Sanji outside. "So what'd you want to say?"

"Can you do a cheek up on Zoro, he's been in pain and he's gaining some weight." Sanji said. "I'm getting worried about him."

"Ok I'll be sure to do that." Chopper smiled. "You really seem to worry about him."

"Of course I do." Sanji said. "I love Zoro more then anything, if he's in pain I'll worry."

"Ok I'll see him when he wakes up." Chopper said. After breakfast Chopper went down to the boy's room where he found Zoro tossing in his bunk. "Zoro?"

"Yeah." Zoro mumbled.

"You okay?" Chopper asked.

"I'm only tired of hearing that question." Zoro sighed as he sat up.

"Sanji said that you were in pain." Chopper said.

"Yeah."

"Anything else?" Chopper asked.

"No." Zoro said.

"Zoro if you are keeping things from me I'll kill you." Chopper said. "I need to know what's happening to you for the baby's sake."

Sighing Zoro sat up and looked at Chopper. "I only feel back pains and tiredness." Zoro growled. "Oh and some cravings but there is nothing else."

"Okay, those are all normal symptoms." Chopper sighed.

"Well their damn annoying!" Zoro complained.

"Quite complaining, I can give you some pain killers for the pain and I'll also give you some vitamin pills as for the tiredness you sleep all day anyway so there's no problem." Chopper said.

"Shut up." Zoro pouted.

"As for now get upstairs and help with the anchor. We're setting sail." Chopper said as he crawled into his bunk. "I'm going to bed get my sleep since I took your watch, if you need anything wake me."

"Alright." Zoro sighed as he made his way out of bed and onto the upper deck. There Nami gave him directions. As he did as she said his mind didn't have time to wander. The thoughts of the baby were almost completely out of his head. They would have been fully gone if Nami let him his normal routine instead of babying him.

As he thought over this he froze. 'When did Nami…' Eyes widening in Shock he ran over to her and in a hushed tome asked. "When!?"

"When what?" She asked.

"When did you find out?"

"Not that long ago."

"Who told you?" He asked.

"I over heard you guys talking." Nami said. "You should be more careful."

"Does anyone else know?" Zoro asked.

"Luffy." Nami said. "No one else."

"Shit." Zoro said as he ran a hand through his hair. "Listen don't."

Cutting Zoro off Nami spoke. "Don't let anyone else know, right?"

"Yes." Zoro said.

"Don't worry I won't tell a soul." Nami said.

"Tell a soul what?"


Maya- Ohhhh i left it on a cliff hanger.

Zoro- shut up and go to bed I'll finish it.

Maya- Ok NIGHT!

Zoro- YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL IT! (sigh) I hope you all enjoyed this *awful* chapter. Please review and if you have any requests don't be afraid to say them Maya loves hearing your ideas. The contest thing to choose the baby's name is still on so if you have a name you'd like her to use enter it. Other then that have a great week as you wait for the next chapter.

Maya- HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK!

Zoro- I TOLD YOU TO GO TO BED! Night everyone