Maya- Hello once again everyone!
Chopper- Hello from me too!
Maya- ... CHOPPER?!
Chopper- Um yes?
Maya- Wheres that idiot?
Chopper- you mean Zoro? He's in the kitchen cursing your name while drinking sake.
Maya- sheesh when will that guy grow up and accept my torture.
Chopper- Maya-san usually people don't likebeing tortured.
Maya- He should be able to take it. anyway ON WITH THE STORY XD
It had been two weeks since Sanji proposed. Since they couldn't stay on the island for more then two and a half weeks and Zoro's pregnancy had sped up again Sanji decided that they would get married today. Luffy, Franky, Brook and Sanji stayed on the ship while Zoro, Robin, Chopper, Nami and Ussop rented a hotel room. Sanji and Zoro complained but Nami argued back that it was bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. Sighing they both agreed.
The ceremony would take place in three more hours. Nami had tried to take Zoro to a spa to get his hair and nails done but he said that if she even tried she would never even see the wedding.
"Come on Zoro every bride does it." Nami complained.
"How the hell do I look like a bride!" Zoro yelled.
"Well it would make sense since you are the one having a baby and not Sanji." Robin said.
"That has nothing to do with me getting a pedicure and manicure." Zoro said.
"But your nails are terrible!" Nami said.
"How about this, we file down your nails to give them a nice shape and a clear coat. No one would notice the nail polish and Sanji would be thrilled that you give a damn about you appearance." Ussop said.
"Two things, No and fuck you." Zoro said.
"Fine just the filing then." Nami compromised.
After a few moments Zoro sighed. "Fine!"
"Great now your hair." Nami said.
"We can't do anything to it, it's too short." Robin said.
"How about a hart hair clip?" Nami said.
"Ok we can use your heart." Zoro said.
"Ok we leave your hair alone." Nami smiled.
"I like that idea even better." Zoro smiled back and sat down in a chair so that Nami and Robin could fix his nails.
"What are you going to wear?" Ussop asked sitting down on one of the beds.
"A kimono." Zoro said.
"Not a tux?" Ussop asked.
"No it looks bad on him with his baby bump." Chopper said as he began arranging all their outfits out.
"Is that it?" Ussop asked pointing to the only one that was hung up. It was a long white kimono with dragons wrapping themselves around the sleeves and a green belt.
"Yup." Chopper said.
"Wow that looks awesome." Ussop said.
"It looks even better one him." Nami said. "Done."
"Same." Robin said as she and Nami both stood up to see how they did.
"Wow he looks well groomed." Ussop laughed but stopped when Zoro glared at him. "I mean he looks great now let's get him dressed, ladies if you would leave us for a moment."
"Sure thing." Nami said as she grabbed her and Robin's dresses. "We'll be changing in the room next door."
"Ok." Chopper said. "Now Zoro let's get you dressed."
On the ship Sanji stood in the bathroom in front of a mirror. Running his hand through his hair over and over again.
"Sanji-bro hurry up you still need to get in your tux!" Franky called from the other side of the door.
"One second I can't get my hair the way I want it." Sanji called back.
"It can't be that bad." Franky laughed but stopped when Sanji opened the door. Sanji's hair was thrown in every direction. His eyebrow's clear as day. "I take that back."
"Shut it shit head." Sanji growled. "I can't find my hairspray."
"So that's how you get your hair to stay put." Franky laughed.
"It's not funny!" Sanji yelled.
"Here I know where Brooks is." Franky said as he pulled some out of the cupboard.
"Thanks Franky, Hey wait this one's mine!" Sanji yelled.
"Ah sorry Sanji-san, I borrowed it and forgot to return it." Brook laughed as he peeked in through the door frame.
"Ask next time!" Sanji yelled as he kicked at Brook's legs.
"Sanji we need to leave soon!" Luffy called.
"Shit I still need my tux!" Sanji cursed.
Luffy laughed as he watched them run around the ship trying to get everything done. "That's what you get for not letting me eat because I'm wearing this monkey suit thing."
Two and a half hours later Sanji, Nami, Ussop, Franky, Brook, and Luffy (who now had a black eye) were waiting for Zoro, Chopper and Robin at the church. Zoro walked down the streets blushing as people yelled there congrats at him.
"How the hell do they know I'm getting married?" Zoro asked.
"We tapped a getting married sign to your back." Robin laughed.
"What?!" Zoro blushed even deeper as he looked for the sign.
"She's kidding." Chopper laughed. "The truth is that it's a small island so news gets around fast."
"So you're the wedding boy." A tall blond girl laughed as she walked up to them.
"And who are you?" Zoro asked.
"Jessica." She said. "But you can call me Jessy. But more importantly I saw your groom and he's so hot how'd you bag 'im?"
"What?" Zoro asked.
"Oh never mind, I see now, it's a shot gun wedding, from afar you just look fat." Jessica laughed.
"What do you mean by that?" Chopper asked.
"It's a wedding where the groom only marries the bride because he got her pregnant." Robin said.
"Yeah that." Jessica nodded. "Otherwise I doubt he would even be seen with you. Like really green hair is so nine months ago." With that she walked away.
"What was her problem?" Chopper said.
"I don't know, maybe jealously." Robin said. "Shall we continue on our way?"
"Yeah." Zoro mumbled looking at the ground. At the church Zoro was instructed to wait in a separate room until the music started playing, nodding he sat down in a chair and buried his head into his hands. 'Is what that bitch said true? Is Sanji only marring me because he feels responsible? That would make more sense; Sanji is a ladies man why would he want to be with me?'
When the music started Zoro clenched his fists and refused to get up. After about three minutes Nami started knocking on the door. "Zoro what are you doing the music started?"
Zoro stayed sitting. "Zoro?" Robin called. "You in there?" Still Zoro didn't answer the door. "Open this door now or I'll open it using my devil fruit powers. When Robin didn't hear an answer she got in position and tried to open the door. A moment later she flinched back and glared.
"What happened?" Nami asked.
"He stabbed me with a pin." Robin growled. "Zoro quit being so childish and open the door!"
"No go away." Zoro said.
"What's going on Sanji asked as he ran up to them. "Where's Zoro?"
"He's in there but he won't come out." Nami said pointing to the door.
"Zoro what are you doing the wedding started." Sanji yelled through the door.
"I'm not going to marry you." Zoro called back.
"And why the hell not!" Sanji yelled.
"Because I'm not the one you want!" Zoro screamed.
"What?" Sanji asked shocked.
"Your Sanji, the ladies man who is always chasing after woman." Zoro yelled. "If I never got pregnant you would have probably just left me once you found a good woman to settle down with, besides you never even shown interest in me until I turned into a fucking woman. Have you ever really loved me for me!"
"It took you turning into a woman for me to realize how much I loved you as a man, and you can believe that this is a shotgun wedding but I'll know and say it over and over again that I'm doing this because I truly want to be with you" Sanji said calmly. "Now please open this door I want to see my soon to be wife."
Slowly the door opened and Sanji could see his glaring bride. "Fine I'll marry you but if you call me your wife one more time I'll turn you into the woman the hard way."
"Yes I know you will." Sanji said and hugged Zoro. "Now come on I want to get married."
Once again the music started but this time Zoro walked down the aisle. At the end of it stood Sanji in his white tux along with Luffy in a red one, Ussop in a bright yellow one, Franky in a light blue and Chopper in a pink one. On the other side Nami stood in a short orange dress and Robin in a long purple one that was cut at the side up to her knee. They both smiled at his as he drew closer.
Brook sat at the organ playing the music in an over the top suit that had feathers and studs. The only person in the stands was Dr. Don-lee who gave Zoro a thumbs up as he made his way down the aisle. Zoro smiled awkwardly at them. Once at the end of it he stood next to Sanji and nodded to the priest. Sanji reached out and took his hand and gave it a gentle squeeze. Zoro's smile then brightened as he squeezed it back. It was then that the priest began the wedding speech.
"Sanji since it is your intention to marry, join your right hands and declare your consent." The priest said to Sanji. Nodding Sanji faced Zoro and held both of his hands. "Do you take Roronoa Zoro to be your lawful wedded wife."
"Ahem." Zoro coughed.
"Ah husband, to have and behold from this day on, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?"
"I do." Sanji laughed.
"And do you Roronoa Zoro take Sanji to be your lawful wedded husband, to have and behold from this day on, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?"
"I Do." Zoro smiled.
"The wedding ring symbolizes unity, a circle unbroken, without beginning or end. And today Roronoa Zoro and Sanji exchange these rings as confirmation of their vows to join their lives, to work at all times to create a life that is complete and unbroken and to love each other unconditionally. May the Lord bless these rings which you give to each other as the symbol of your love." The priest said and turned to face Sanji.
"Take this ring and place it on your groom's finger, and state your pledge to him, repeating after me: With this ring I thee wed."
"With this ring I thee wed." Sanji repeated as he slide a silver ring onto Zoro's finger
"I offer you my hand, and my heart as I know they will be safe with you." The priest said and Sanji repeated. "All that I am I give to you and all that I have I share with you."
"Zoro, take this ring and place it on your groom's finger, and state your pledge to him, repeating after me: With this ring I thee wed."
"With this ring I thee wed." Zoro said as he slid a gold ring onto Sanji's finger.
"I offer you my hand, and my heart as I know they will be safe with you.
All that I am I give to you and all that I have I share with you." The priest said and Zoro repeated.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss your husband." The priest said. As quick as lightning Sanji leaned in and captured Zoro's lips in a heated kiss. Everyone cheered except Luffy who was yelling out for cake.
Maya- I hope you all once again enjoyed the new chapter. the poll for picking the baby's name will last for one more week after that the winning name will be shown. please vote on the poll on my page. please review and if you have any requests don't be afraid to ask them i love hearing your ideas. see you all next week.