Answers-Chapter 2 Dante's answers are underlined and Vergil's are italicized.

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Dante - why *are* you so sexy? And why are you such a pervert? Also, what do you think of the reboot?
Vergil - How come your sexier than your brother? I mean, your twins! And how do you keep your hair up?
Thanks guys *blows kiss*

I get it from my father. He gave me sexy juice to drink every morning.

I'm a pervert because it's side effect of the juice.

Uhhh….welll….reboot? Oh…you mean..the me twilight wanna be version of me? Vergil and I already killed him. On a more serious level though…and yes, I can be serious…it's ok…for the most part…I went through a little bit of emo phase at that age. It's Vergil's fault…also…he switched my shampoo with black hair dye.

I'm so much sexier than my fool hearty brother because I live in hell. Where do you think our father got his looks from? Also, I dink TWO glasses of sexy juice every morning. Because the two glasses cancel each other's perverted side effect out I don't go after anything with a reproductive organ like Dante does.

As for my lovely hair, I start with a quality shampoo and conditioner. Then rise and repeat. As for the product I use to keep my hair up, I have a condition where I sweat hair gel. So all I have to do to maintain my gorgeous look is simply run a single hand through my hair.

peacefullycrazy
QUESTION: Why are there two stories with the exact same contents? QUESTION: Why does Vergil slice his bro's arm when Dante reaches out for him in DMC3?

To answer this question...it's because we each have our own personal accounts...and we posted a preview of this on those accounts to get it more publicity since we both have readers. Those will be taken down in a matter of a week. We wanted to get the word out and lead people here to ask their questions...Seif114 gets a ton of readers. I get my own and it's a good way to get the word out about it.

I refuse to touch that repulsive thing without knowing EVERYWHERE his hand has been.

Vergil…shouldn't you know better than anyone where my hand has been? That's not the only time he's sliced my hand either. He does it for stupid things like…ate Vergil's pizza share….carelessly waved hand while Vergil was chopping down a fly in the air. A painful response for a good morning hug attempt. Vergil doesn't like losing against me in games(or anything else actually), tried to catch Yamato by its blade…as Vergil loves to throw it at me here and there. Vergil doesn't like high fives .—referenced to a picture by Spardeth on -.

NefariousSeraph13
Who is Nero's daddy?

Ju…just..go read The Origin of Nero. Please. It's on our profile. That will explain EVERYTHING.

Bubbly12
Vergil if you went out with Dante what what would your reacton be? If this question happens to be disturbing I'm sorry for asking.
Also Vergil who's you favorite Horror movie slasher for example Freddy,Jason, Michael Myers, and Ghostface

Unfortunately…I must go out with him on jobs….he's so embarrassing..other than that..I would not be caught dead with that idiotic buffoon. Unless it is necessary for the stability of OUR shop.

Mom. When it's bathtime.

Mom, when we have to clean our room.

Mom. When she tells us to clean the shop.

Mom. When she makes us eat our vegetables.

Mom. When the vase broke and it was ALL Cerberus' fault.

Mom. When it's bed time.

..Yeah…pretty much just mom.

LovesDevil
Dante: Do you eat anything besides pizza and icecream
Vergil: what is your favorite food and flavor of icecream and favorite music :)

Does…ice cream ON pizza count?

You're soul with a side of caviar. Dante introduced me to strawberry sundaes and I like those. I don't always listen to music, but when I do, it's classical rock.

xXxLadyColdxXx
To vergil. - would u ever have a baby with a human? Are you a vergin?
To dante- what do u think of verges sexual life? Do u think women prefer u or verge?
Thx

Would you ever have a child with a platypus?

I was..but Dante and our father fixed that. There's a reason there's a stick up his ass!

..He's active when he really wants it..which…is surprisingly a lot.

Women prefer me of course! Who else do you know that is this devilishly handsome! Did you look at that face…his mama must have been ugly. –stares dumfounded at his brother and shakes his head- You're a moron.