Dantes-Silent-Huntress
Hah! Thanks for the answers, another question though, who was Spardas favorite? :L

Obviously I was the favorite one.

-laughs- HAHAH! Good one bro, everyone knows that I was the favorite!

You're suffering from dilutions again Dante.

My dilutions are fine thank you very much. I think that stick is so far up your ass it broke your thinking box there Verge. I was the old man's favorite!

-Nero walks in and points to himself- Question answered.

-Both twins glare at Nero before drawing their swords-

Nero: I-I think I hear Kyrie calling me ….AGAIN. –Runs away-

-Both twins chase Nero-

-Eva enters- To answer the question correctly, I am Sparda's favorite. As proof of my statement, if I wasn't then Dante and Vergil would not exist.

-Dante and Vergil continue to chase after Nero, weapons drawn-

Loves Devil
Thanks for the answers
More questions
Dante and vergil: Soo how often do u two get into fights
Is it tue that Sparda loves to drink tea

We rarely fight actually.

…What are you talking about Dante? We were just fighting over the last piece of pizza before answering these questions.

That wasn't a fight.

Oh, what would you call it then?

A creative discussion while violently expressing ourselves. ….besides it wouldn't have happened if you didn't take MY pizza.

'Your' pizza? I was the one that paid for it because you cannot manage your money and owe that debt to Lady.

Hey, hey hey! No need to bring my debt into this! It was MY pizza!

I paid for it with MY money. –draws Yamato-

But on the car ride home you GAVE it to ME. –draws Rebellion-

I ask for you to HOLD it while I drove, seeing as how you got your license taken away for breaking 20 laws in less than ten minutes last time you drove. –swings Yamato at Dante-

-blocks with Rebellion before making a counter attack- What is with you and your need to bring up half my life issues? You GAVE me the pizza and I LET you have some when we got back to my shop. As a common courtesy the last piece always goes to the person the pizza belongs to.

One, I let you HOLD the pizza. Two, it's OUR shop. Three, what the hell do you know about common courtesy? And lastly because it was MY pizza I had rights to the last piece. –both continue to fight-

-Eva walks in and grabs both Dante and Vergil by their ears.- To answer your question Loves Devil, my sons fight about once every three hours. I even have a timer set to go off every three hours so I know when to come over break them up. –Smiles- Yes it is true that my beloved Sparda enjoys drinking tea. When Vergil was younger he wanted to be like his father so much he would copy almost everything Sparda did. Due to that, Vergil, even now, enjoys drinking tea as well. –Laughs lightly-

Seif114
I may own half the Verte account, but that doesn't mean that I don't have questions of my own for you two sexy devils. ;)
Dante + Vergil: Can I hear you guys impersonating the other?
Nero: What is it like to live and deal with the twins all the time?

Can she really ask us a question bro? It seems a lil….i dun no… weird.

We do owe her and GaeIggy for letting us do this on their account so it would be fair to answer the questions they have for us as well.

I guess your right. Besides, she did call me sexy.

She called BOTH of us sexy. Learn to read.

-smirks- This is..RIDICULOUS! The stick has gone so far up my ass that I could be used as a puppet! A puppet obsessed with power and my father! I never show emotion to my amazing brother and slice his hand any chance I can get! The power of Sparda compels me!

-raises a brow at Dante- Look at the 'sexy hot babe' over there eating a strawberry sundae! I'll do her and every other human female and abandon everything our father Sparda worked so hard to leave for us. AHHHH! I LOVE pizza! I want to roll my naked body all over it and have whores lick the sauce off! If I was as smart as by GENIOUS brother, Vergil, then I would know that cheese on pizza is hot! AHHHH~ IT BURNS SO GOOD!

Nero: I would rather live in hell, then again, the grumpy one lives there. –points to Vergil- I figured if I'm going to be stuck with one of them, let it be in a world that has strawberry sundaes and pizza.

Aww, don't tell me your still upset about Vergil ripping Yamato out of your arm when he found out I gave it to you kid.

Nero: Your stick up the ass brother made me have to get 15 stitches AND I had to keep my arm in that stupid cast again!

Scum like you deserves no less. You are unworthy of its power.

Nero: and this is what I deal with daily. -eye twitches-

Cereza101
To Dante : I've read and seen pairings with you and Bayonetta. What would your reaction be to meeting her?
To Vergil: If you could go back in time to stop demons from killing your mom, do you think you and Dante would have a better relationship without trying to kill each other?

Wait who's Bayonetta?

-A wild Bayonetta appears- Hello Sparda boys ^.~

Baby YEAH! – tackles Bayonetta, his tongue hanging from his mouth-

No Dante NO NO down boy. Get off of the witch Dante DANTE! –takes out a slice of pizza- Here boy you want this?

-head perks up-

FETCH! –tosses pizza and Dante chases after it- I'm sorry for his behavior

Bayonetta: Who says I didn't like it Handsome ^.~

One would assume that having me and Dante growing up together with our mother would give us an opportunity for a better relationship, however you cannot fix –motions to Dante- stupid that easily.

…..wait a min...-

We do not have a minute foolish little brother, on to the next question.

serrenna
I just want to know who you think the bigger mama's boy is?

-laughs- I'm the mama's boy….entirely…without a doubt. I love my mommy! –so making up for the previous question and calling Vergil's mother ugly-

Keep kissing up Dante you're tongue's going to taste like ass.

I'd like the taste of your ass on my tongue Vergil-kun~

-death glares at dante-