Lohce Azrcy
It is my regret to inform you two that PeacefullyCrazy was murdered last week by two annoying, powerful demons that you both FAILED to kill, so I, her cousion, have to come up with the questions because you let her die. Shame on you.
So...
VERGIL: What did it, according to the novel that takes place before DMC, it feel like to know your younger seven? eight? year old brother was being held captive by Mundus in the AU?
"What?! Nooooooooooooooooooo!" –falls to floor on knees- "B-but I didn't get to sleep with her yet!"
"Dante," -Pinches bridge of nose- "Quiet that annoying screech that you call a voice and let me answer her question. If you assumed I would be 'sad' or 'upset' about my foolish brother being captured my Mundus, then you would be correct. I was 'sad' that I didn't think of paying a demon to do it sooner. I was also 'upset' that Dante found his way back."
-scoots closer to Vergil while staring at him dead seriously- "Hey there Mr. Grumpy gills. I think someone needs a hug."
"Dante, I swear to Sparda, if you touch me I will burn your My Little Pony towel." –Death glares-
"Nooo! Not Princess Celestia!" –runs into bathroom to protect his towel.-
Loves Devil
Eva: have the boys ever destroyed anything that you love?
To Vergil : if I make you a double chocolate cake can I get a hug and how many books have you read
Dante: have you ever threw a book at Vergil head or destroyed his favorite book
Eva: My makeup drawer, Vergil keeps getting into my hair products, Dante broke a necklace my beloved Sparda gave me, my sanity, My house, my purse and wallet, my mental stability, the living room floor…and the couch….that's now in the hole in the living room floor; Along with my womanly parts. Basically everything except their rooms; somehow. Is that enough or should I keep going?
-Tackles Loves Devil- "chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate!"
NO! BAD VERGIL! DOWN BOY! –grabs Vergil and pulls him off before proceeding to tie him up and gag him.- "Does NO ONE listen to me!? I said NOT to mention the 'C' word.
-in background Vergil is rolling around on floor-
Well, since big bro is now in no condition to answer questions until he calms down, I'll have to answer them. He's read SOOOOOOO many books! I swear! He's read like, three of the things! THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE LIBRARY! His favorite is War and Peace….though he only reads the war part. He's even read a dictionary that was as tall as I am! Ever wonder how V knows what he does? It's cause that dictionary! He knows 47 different ways to say 'kill', 35 ways to say 'murder', 59 ways to say 'I hate you', 358ways to say 'die', and 6 ways to say to say…." –gets cut off-
-Vergil on the floor clawing at Dante's legs- chocolate!
-sigh- Great, He broke the rope. Now I need to find the chains! See what I have to deal with! THIS –points to Vergil- Is Your fault. Ya know what? If a demon attacks you like Peacefully Crazy I am NOT saving you. –CHAINS Vergil up, and locks chains together- As for your question, yes. Remember that HUGE dictionary? Well there's a reason it's not around anymore. He kept looking up different ways to say 'slice' and 'destroy' and 'enslave humanity'. So I thought I'd give him an example; so I cut the thing in half with Rebellion. Before he could attack me for destroying his book, I threw half of it at him before VERY, VERY quickly making a run for it.
Bubbly12
I asked my friends this question that I got from the 30 minutes or less movie.
Vergil two psychoses kidnap you and strap a bomb on your chest which is c4 and you can't go to the police or you'll explode so your only choice is to rob the bank for them so they'll give you the code.
Would you let Dante help you?
Dante would you help Vergil with the situation?
By the way Dante would you go out in a date with Vergil?
I think V has calmed down enough to answer. –takes gag out, but keeps Vergil chained up-
To answer your question, no. I would not allow Dante's assistance. He would most likely end up getting both of us killed. Also, I'm the son of the legendary dark knight Sparda, who was one of the most powerful devils in existence. Do you honestly think that some human made explosive could kill me, let alone hurt me?
I'd hate to admit it but Verge is right. Lady's shot me in the head and heart a lot and yet, it did nothing to me. Would I help him? It doesn't matter if I would or wouldn't, either way, he wouldn't let me.
NonameAnimeLover
To both: So... Who tops and who bottoms when things are getting... interesting? As in YAOI interesting...
-Glares threateningly at Dante-
-looking nervous- Well…..you see…..
-Glare becomes more intense-
-still nervous- Verge tops! I'm not saying any more on that topic!
Yaoitalesofawesome:
Haha! Love the story so far, alright so heres my questions.
Dante, how many times have you seen Vergil crying, do you two argue because you can't get along, or because you both care for each other? Or maybe a mix of both.
Vergil, would you kill me if I called you mommy? Also, what songs do you like to sing, plus...Tehehe...Would you like some, CHOCOLATE?
*puts up spirit barrier*Good luck Dante, Nero, Sparda, and Eva
Nero, Sorry dude, that is your mom and dad, be glad they are so you won't ever really have the chance of being kidnapped or some ish(my censor for shit) like that, so, do you like Kyrie in that way or do you see her as a sister, and if you do see her as a sister, are you gay, bi or hetero?
Eva, I give props to you, hell hath no fury like a mother's scorned, that's really ironic, considering your boys are half demons and your husband is the legendary dark knight Sparda.
Sparda, what's your favorite tea?
Babe, it's Vergil. He don't cry.
Nero: Does he even have tear ducts?
I'm not looking. –glances to Vergil who is death glaring both of them-
Yes, I would, very much so. "I can't decide whether you should live or die~"
-Cuts Vergil off- No, no NO! You sing the my little pony theme song and YOU KNOW IT! I have it on video!
….Dante….That's YOU in the video singing the my little pony song. –Face palm-
-quickly re-chains Vergil back up and re-gags him.-
-Muffled screams of chocolate as Vergil roll around on the floor like a worm.-
Nero: THEY ARE NOT MY PARENTS! I DISOWN EVEN THE THOUGHT OF THEM BEING RELATED TO IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! I WOULD RATHER BE RELATED TO THAT STUDDERING OAF FROM THE ORDER THAN EVEN ONE OF THOSE TWO! –points to Dante and Vergil who appear bored as Nero rants- AND FERTHER MORE-
-ONE HOUR LATER-
Nero: AND THAT IS WHY THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT I COULD BE RELATED TO THEM!
Awwww~ Look what I found!
Isn't that Nero's baby book?
Yup! -opens book- look how cute his lil naked butt is~~~
Nero: -face becomes as red as Dante's coat as he snatches the book from Dante-moving on to the next question, I don't have any romantic ties to her and after Capcom made me play Mario in the fourth game with her I did grow a little attached to her so yes. I see her as a lil sis.
Eva: You have NO idea what I go through to survive. –eye twitch-
Sparda: Earl Gray is nice in the morning, though I do enjoy a cup of green tea every now and again. I also like spearmint and lemon tea. Do they make tea from devil stars? They should. Going back to the question, will so many wonderful tea's out in the human world, I couldn't pick just one. I love them all. 3
Eva, Dante, Vergil, Nero: -stares awkwardly-
Cereza101:
Okay first of all I give props to you guys for ur...interesting responses
:D
Question
To Dante: if you could have anything in the world, what would it be? And why? If you could dare Vergil to do anything and couldn't say no, what would it be?
To Vergil: how did your obsession with chocolate start? Ive always thought of you as a person who would enjoy not so sweet food. If you were in a pie eating contest against Dante, would you win or him?
Unlimited sundae's for the rest of my (long) life, and Vergil making me pizza for the rest of my life. Life complete.
-Vergil, still tied up and gaged, death glares at Dante-
-Jumping up and down while waving hands in the air- OOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I KNOWS! Well you see, it stared when we were kids and mom bought some hot chocolate mix. And well….to make a very long story short and to save your sanity, it ended with Vergil naked in a tub of hot chocolate.
-Rolls into the back of Dante's legs, causing Dante to fall face first onto the floor-
I'm not going to ungag Vergil to answer your last question because I have a feeling that he would start to yell at me. –mocking Vergil- "bla bla bla, you idiot, bla bla bla worthless, mortal loving, bla bla bla, power is everything, bla bla bla, you're ridiculous, bla bla bla," But so we won't leave your question unanswered, I would win. Because last time I offered him pie –back to mocking Vergil- "Why would I EVER wish to consume such a lowly disgusting mortal food?! It's nothing more than dough and sugar! Bla bla bla I would never defile my taste buds with such a repulsive substance. Bla bla bla mortal pastry bla bla bla revolting creations bla bla bla how is that even considered food bla bla bla"
Taiyoukai assassin:
Funny story so damn funny! XD
To Nero: Who would you rather live with, Vergil or Dante? Ps: you have to choose one of them
A request to Sparda and Eva: Can I hug you both :3 I'm a nice fangirl
A request to Dante and Vergil: Can I pet your wings and hug you in trigger form? -Cute kitten eyes- Please, I'm a nice fangirl, I won't bite
-releases Vergil-
-hits Dante upside the head- That is for the previous question you answered
Saw that coming.
Come now Dante, he would obviously want to live with me.
Don't be so sure of yourself. –looks to Nero- Come on Nero. You know you want to live with me. Come here.
Nero: Why would I want to live with ETHER of you two?!
-scoffs- Your pathetic attempt to win over Nero is a disgrace befitting you Dante. Why would he want to live with you? I can give him power. He will become the prince of the underworld and all shall tremble and kneel before him and his glory. What do you have?
…..I have pizza, sundae's and babes….
Nero: DANTE IT IS THEN! –walks over to Dante's side of the room-
-Eva and Sparda hug fan girl on both sides as sparkles and rainbows rain down from the heavens.-
-Triggers and Bares fangs and growls-
-Triggers and glomps and whispers in her ear- Don't do it. You may not bite but he does. I would hate if anyone but me left teeth marks in a hot babe like you.
~~~Author Notes~~~
Hey guys, Seif here. Long time no update I know. But me and GaeIggy spent ALL DAY working on these questions … and this is only half of the questions we let pile up on us. ^_^; We're hanging out again on Sunday so Dante and Vergil can (hopefully) finishing up your long awaited answers.
We also have a Deviant art account, where you can also read this and our other stories. :)
Thank you for your understanding and patents on our updates.