Author's Note: GaeIggy here guys and gals, I'm sorry it's taken so long to get to the next chapter of this, er…interesting question set. Seif114 and myself have been VERY VERY busy, and a lot has been going on. I'm truly sorry for the wait. Lets get to it then, shall we?
Seif114
This question goes out to everyone! :D Cause you're ALL awesome! (Dante, Lady, Vergil, Trish, Sparda, Eva, and Nero)
What are you guys(and girls) like drunk? You can NOT answer for yourself!
Dante: Wait, why can't we answer for ourselves! So not cool babe.
Vergil: Quit complaining and just answer the question Dante.
Dante: Okay well, When Vergil is drunk..-thinks for a moment- Hang on a sec! –quickly ties up Verge- Okay, when Verge here is drunk, he sits in his room and cries about how he couldn't save his mother and how he really loves me and gets all clingy and lovey and that's just after 1 drink!
Vergil -death glares at Dante-
Nero: What about when you're drunk old man? You run around acting like Vergil. All prissy and high class, and nothing can be out of order!
Eva: When Sparda is drunk…well…he just seems to get rather horny. More so than usual…he even humped a mail box once..because..he thought it's blue color was beautiful..
Sparda: When Eva drinks..well, she..gets rather violent..
ALL: AND NERO ISN'T ALLOWED TO DRINK!
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Dante: i dare you to go a whole 24 hours with no pizza, sex (includes hitting on anything with tits or a penis), no alcohol, and no strawberry sundaes.
Vergil: what would your ideal woman/mate be?
Nero: do you ever feel like a power ranger?
Vergil: -smirks- I am entirely happy to inform you that Dante could not complete this task. He accepted said challenge and broke within the first ten minutes…no surprise there. He's weak willed and cannot live without such necessities.
Dante: Verge tried it too…he couldn't get past the no strawberry sundaes part!
Vergil: -glares at Dante, face flushed- My ideal woman? I have no need for such things, foolish human.
Nero: What…why would I ever feel like a power ranger? I do not adorn myself in a spandex suit and fight bad graphics villains on a team with other spandex adorned beings.
prettykittygoesrawr
Okay so this is more of a request, then a question but still...its for Dante and Vergil, so will you two kiss for me? PLEASE? And I don't mean like just a peck on the lips I mean like a REAL kiss. :D If you do then I give you both something you'll greatly enjoy! Dante I'll give you a lifetime supply of pizza and strawberry sundaes! And Vergil I'll give you my magical sword of extreme super powerfullness! Did I mention lifetime and that its powerfull?
Dante: Hot damn babe, you might just make Verge kiss me without question with an offer like that!
Vergil: -stares rather awkwardly at Dante, contemplating the request- Come here brother.
Dante: No way! VERGIL! You're seriously gonna do this! –approaches Vergil slowly-
-the following scene is censored-
-both Dante and Vergil break away from one another, breathless-
Dante: Where's my pizza babe?
Vergil: If this sword of power is not given to me then I will kill you mortal woman.
Loves Devil
Yay I was so happy when I got this updated
I'm sorry Dante for mention the C-word here 5 boxes of
pizzas for your troubles :) I hope were on good terms now
*fan girling inside I was tackle by Vergil yay*
Dante: -clings to the lovely fangirl as he eats the pizza-
Vergil: At least that will keep him busy for a while..
LohceAzcry
Vergil, how does it feel like being a blonder version of Ken the Barbie doll who...(giggles) loves his brother and wants to...to...to (bursts out laughing) save humanity in the new DmC?
And as for Dante's little...thing related to my cousion...Well, don't forget I'm not the one who looks like a drug dealer on crack in my new game. : D
Dante: -steps back as Vergil devil triggers and draws Yamato- Uhhm…I'm not saving you babe..I don't get between Vergil and his prey when he devil triggers and it's not on me.
Vergil: I will devour your soul! –attacks the woman-
Dante: -keeps eating pizza-
Darkis Shadow
Yaaay Vergie stop being mean and let me hug you! Thanks Sparda and Eva Dante, you bite me and I'll strangle you with Cerberus. Now for the questions
To all: How to you feel about the 'Dante' reboot?
Dante: How many times must we explain we do not die so easily?
Nero: You sound like Vergil old man.
Dante: I do not! I just don't get what they don't understand! Threatening our lives is easy, killing us isn't.
Vergil: While they argue..let me answer your question..we do not approve of the new game. They, the creators of it, took measures to insult us in the game. While the game play itself is well planned out, we feel as if it would have been better as a game on its own, and not connected to the DMC story line.
Bubbly12
I'm posting this questioned today at 8/21/12 to say this and Dante please forgive me.
Vergil...CHOCOLATE! :Anne Boleyn from the Tudors appears holding two full filled boxes of chocolate: Vergil if you give Anne 100 kisses on the lips a new box of chocolate will appear. Two boxes of chocolate if you go out with Anne.
Dante you said you'll pay me to get Vergil out and have a date. I also wanted to distract Vergil to ask you this similar question without distractions. Who tops you or Vergil because I think you do since your more experienced.
Also Dante do you think Vergil would look sexy in a bunny outfit? Why or why not?
Dante: I'm just gonna let Vergil go for this one. Have fun!
Vergil: -pounces on the lady and starts to kiss her in between eating the chocolate- CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! –kisskisskisskisskisskiss-
Dante: Vergil isn't interested in dating right now, he's fallen for the girl with the chocolate. Vergil tops only because he threatens to chop off my man hood if I dare try to top him. And..babe..it's Vergil…he looks sexy in anything.
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Vergil: If I gave triple chocolate chunk cookies (like extra large size) can you tie up Dante and leave him on my doorstep? Three batches of cookies for Dante, as dozen each? Do we have a deal?
Vergil: I'd tie him up and leave him on your doorstep for free, just to rid myself of him. Doing it for chocolate on the other hand…he'll come gift wrapped, with no clothing.
Akakakeshi
Hello! This is my first review so i'm little nervous.
Question to Vergil: Do you ever saw Dante cry? If you saw, do you comfort him?
Question to Nero: You are so cute. Can i hug you? -puppy eyes-
Question to Sparda: Can i hug you too?
Question to Eva: What can i give my twin brother on birthday?
Question to Dante: Can you kiss Vergil? Here, right now. Not like brother. If you know what i mean :D
Dante: Don't be nervous doll face~ -gives her a wink and a flirty smile-
Vergil: Dante, down boy. No, I have never seen my brother cry..and why on this world would I ever comfort him?
Dante: Aw..Vergil..don't you love me?
Vergil: No. I don't.
Nero: I, do not do hugs. –said as Kyrie is clinging to him-
Sparda: -hugs the fan person- Of course.
Eva: I wish so much to answer your question my dear but I do not know what your brother enjoys..forgive me. –steps back to stop the fight between Dante and Vergil-
Dante: If I can get a kiss from you first then I'll kiss him! ;)
Vergil: I'm not letting you put your lips near me! You vile, disgusting, wretched, mortal loving, idiotic..
-ends with Vergil still ranting-
AN: I hope you enjoyed this installment of Ask A Devil, I promise I won't let the following chapter go so long without being posted. As always, leave your comments –cut off by Vergil yelling- IMBISOLE! YOU STUPID IMBISOLE! WHY WOULD YOU EVER THINK PUTTING YOUR LIPS NEAR ANY PART OF ME WOULD BE ALRIGHT!? -clears throat- Uhm, leave your comments and reviews and we will get to them when we can.