A/N: Short chapterm but I hope you like! ~Jessica Odair Lovett Weasley
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I wish I did, but I don't :(
Since Hermione and Ginny had been so busy giving Harry a makeover, they were still in their pajamas, and tousle-haired, so they went upstairs to un-zombie-fy themselves. When they came down, Harry exclaimed "Ginny, I love your shirt, its so cute!" pointing at the paint-splattered tee shirt. He froze in horror. "F-Fred, George are these stupid beans gonna make me think like a girl?" he asked horrified. "Er...It might." they both answered. Harry groaned and put his face in his hands.
"But, thanks Hannah." Ginny said. Harry just ignored her. "Hannah come here." Hermione said. Harry stood up, and walked over to her. "Wha-Ow! Hermione!" he yelled as she grabbed his arm and pulled him into the bathroom, along with Ginny.
"So, Harry now that you're a girl, you need to know some...stuff. About being a girl." Hermione explained. Harry stared at her. NO. NO NO NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. he thought desperatly.
"Okay let's start with...your period."
A few minutes later, Harrys face was all red, he was sitting on the counter, curling in fetal position. Hermione was patting him on the back, and Ginny was obviously trying not to laugh. "I-I hate my l-life." Harry said. "Please Obliviate me when I'm back to normal." he begged Hermione. She rolled her eyes and nodded.
When they came out, Ron asked why it looked like Harry was about to cry. "Nothing." Ginny said, still trying desperatly not to laugh. "Oh, just laugh Ginny, laugh at my pain." Harry grumbled. Ginny burst out laughing. "Y-your face was p-priceless." Harry just sighed. The twins and Ron shot them confused looks. "Oh, ignore it." Hermione said. She picked up her book and began to read.
The still disturbed Harry began a chess game with Ron, and lost. Fred and George went up to their room to try and start making an antidote. Ginny picked up a Muggle book Hermione had lent her called "The Hobbit". Which looked very engrossing considering Ginny just started it and was on Chapter 4 already.
Harry sat there, worrying about going back to school. Malfoy would have a right laugh about it, no doubt about that. He was not looking forward to Hogwarts for once.