This is completely crazy, I don't know how I thought of it...


Zoey tells you the story of her mushroom kingdom. How she is the princess, how Barry is the good king of the red mushrooms, and Jeff is the evil leader of the brown rebels. One day, though, she slipped up. Why did she say, "I hate you dad!" to Jeff? What's the real story?

Well, it started on a beautiful spring day...


Zoey looked out to the ocean. She'd always loved her home near the water, it was beautiful. She headed downstairs, her usual routine, and fixed herself some soup. She sat on down at the old oak table, and hummed. Today seemed perfect.

She turned her head, and saw a smiling face. Her dad was awake. He had her red hair, and jubuliant blue eyes. He said to her,

"Good morning, sunshine!" He headed over to her, and tickled her stomach. She laughed and tried to get him to stop. He joined in the laughing. "I didn't know you were such a big girl to fix breakfast by yourself!"

"Of course, Daddy! I can make you some too!"

"No, Sweetie, you don't have to do that. We are going to have the entire day to spend together!"


The day went on perfectly. Zoey saw the Crystal Caverns for the first time, they had a picnic, they went to the park. Until later afternoon...

Zoey was walking on the cliffside with her dad. They had just gone to the lake, and gone fishing. She couldn't catch any, but her dad managed to have the magic touch.

"I love you, Daddy." She said.

"I love you too, Zoey. Now why don't we get some ice cream?" Zoey loved ice cream. She smiled for the millionth time that day, and they started to head to the stand.

Suddenly, out of no where, two men dressed in dark oitfits approached. Zoey didn't notice, until they stood in their way. Her dad talked to them.

"Excuse us, sirs, could you move?" One of the men pulled a knife put of his pocket, the other a gun.

"Shut up. Give us your valuables, no one gets hurt." Zoey whimpered.

Slowly, her dad showed them two stacks of iron, and half of emerald. The one with the gun pocketed them.

"There. That's all we have." Then, the two men looked like they would leave, and turned around. Except, in a flash, the one with the knife charged them.

Zoey screamed. Her dad pushed her to the side. The man with the knife and her dad went over the side of the cliff. Zoey ran, ran until an officer saw her.


Her dad died that day. Zoey and her mother went to his funeral. Zoey looked up at her mother, and said,

"Mommy, did Daddy go to heaven?" Her mother held her hand tightly, and said,

"Yes, Zoey. He's happy."

Here lies Barry Proasheck

Father, Brother, Son

Loved by many, loved all


Years later, her mother got remarried. But the man only pretended to love Zoey. When her mother was gone, her tormented her. He hit her, hurt her, then threatened her not to tell her mother he hurt her. One day...

"Leave me alone! Help! Stop!" she acreamed.

"Shut up, you miserable wrench. Why do you even exist? You're worthless! Trash on the street!" He hit her so hard, he knocked her unconcious. Her mother walked through the door at that moment. The man, her "Dad" looked up. "Oh, Teressa, you're home early..."

Her mother divorced Jeff after that, but Zoey never forgot those three years.


One day, while looking in the backyard, Zoey found two mushrooms in the back yard. One red, one brown. She picked them up, and then events begin to swirl in her head.

"Once, there was a great mushroom kingdom. The great king Barry untied both kinds of mushrooms, while evil Jeff plotted his downfall. There was also a Mushroom Princess..."

Princess Zoey...


It's so late! What did I even write?