Sorry for the extra late update... I made this twice as long...

Videl's POV

Videl burst into her mansion. She was greeted by her many servants. She faked a smile in response. "Is my dad home?"

A maid, Iza, responded, "Oh, no... Mr. Satan went to Pepper Town to provide food and water to them.

She had to admit... the chances of her dad being home were absolutely minute. If he wasn't on a business trip, he was out with his girlfriends. Her dad only did charity because it'll make him look generous to the public. Videl slowly walked into her room or at least one of her rooms. She imagined her dad's face on one of her fluffy pillows. Videl pulled back her fist and launched a barrage of blows. The pillow case burst open and cotton filled the room. Videl grunted. She'll deal with that later. First, she'll have to figure out who the golden retard was.

She quickly scrolled down the national database of humans in the world. Goca, Gocen, Goden, Godece, Gofen, Gohan..., Gohene... wait Gohan... She quickly scanned his basic information.

Name: Gohan Son

Born: age 658

Death unknown estimated between age 738 and 749.

Bio: Gohan was taught by Master Roshi, a famous trickster, who relied on machines and mirrors to direct light at each other. Gohan learned the trademark Kamehameha which was a complex procedure that required many mirrors and ultraviolet rays. The use of a thick layer of a certain metal was also used to keep it from exploding...

Videl read it again. She hadn't read wrong... the only Gohan was dead. Then, who was Gohan really. Unless he somehow managed to hack into the national database in Central City, his name wasn't really Gohan. Another thought occurred to her. What if he wasn't an human? She quickly dismissed that thought. There was no such species that looked similar to humans.

She rubbed her eyes and yawned. Ignoring the ripped pillow, she jumped onto the bed and fell asleep instantly...

Mercenary Tao's POV

The thought of Goku Son's son worried him... Tao had met Gohan in Chazke Village where Mr. Lao had fought him. However, before he could finish Mr. Lao off, Gohan showed up and blocked his Super Dodon Ray with ease. How was he going to defeat Gohan if even his strongest attack didn't even affect him?

Suddenly, a new recruit in. She was pretty... enough to arouse most men before stabbing them in the gut. "Tao.. sir. I managed to join Capsule Corporation's Research Department. Soon, I would be able to access their database and attain all their blueprints, designs, and theories.

"Any information concerning Gohan?" Tao asked.

"Oh yes... I found out he is a saiyan or a monkey-like human. At least, according to Alien Council."

Tao quickly recalled all his scan data... Yes, Gohan's body structure is different from an human's. Tao quickly downloaded the information to his computer. He studied it. "Call the scientists. Every species have a weakness, and I would love to exploit Gohan's.."

"Yes sir... immediately..." She scurried away.

Gohan's POV

Gohan knocked on the door to his house. It was getting late already, and his mom would probably kill him if he came any later. Goten opened the door, his eyes red and puffy from crying. At the sight of Gohan, Goten instantly brightened up. He tackled Gohan and started crying and laughing at the same time.

"Now you can teach me how to fly," Goten said as he jumped up and down. "I only can float... a bit."

Gohan sighed. The last time he tried to teach Goten was when Goten tried to Kamehameha the ground which resulted in a large explosion and a very angry Chi-Chi. "Um... maybe in the weekends."

"But that's what you said last week. And you didn't teach me," Goten complained. "Maybe Trunks was right... you're a dork..." Goten ran back inside quickly while laughing. "You're still going to teach me, right?"

"Sure..."

When Gohan walked in the house, a certain frying pan hit him on the head. However, Gohan barely felt a thing.

"Damn it, Gohan, you broke my frying pan!" Chi-Chi yelled, "What were you thinking?"

"But..." Gohan stammered, "You hit me..."

"Don't talk back mister! You're in enough trouble as it is. Bulma told me that you were playing superhero... You could have got hurt!"

"But... the bullets don't even-"

"I don't want to hear it, and how dare you talk back?" Chi-Chi interrupted,"I absolutely forbid you from pulling off this kind of stunt again."

"But the people-"

"Oh I can't stop you," Chi-Chi looked up dreamily, "You are too much like you father than I would have hoped. Go ahead and play superhero."

Gohan blinked. "Um... so I could fight criminals?"

"You can unless it interferes with your studies. Your grade cannot dip below 100%."

If he was going to last the year as a superhero, he'd better start doing his homework...

Videl's POV

Videl screamed in agony as Sharpner punched her repeatedly in the gut. The crowd cheered at every hit. Finally, as an act of pity, Sharpner merely kicked Videl out of the ring. She grimaced as the announcer gave Sharpner the champion's belt. The whole crowd cheered as Sharpner held it up. "I'm proud to present Sharpner as the new husband of Videl. The crowd exploded in applause. Smirking, Sharpner walked towards Videl and... forced his cold, tasteless lips upon hers...

Videl woke up screaming... With dreams like these, how would she ever survive the real thing? Damn, she hated her dad. Checking her watch, she realized she barely slept at all... It was still 5:00 pm. "Well, I better start on my homework," she grumbled as she walked towards her desk...

The Next Day,

As she flew on her copter to school, images from her most recent nightmare resurfaced in her mind... Shaking her head, she quickly reassured herself that Sharpner wasn't going to win the tournament no matter what.

Luckily enough, no criminals decided to do a crime. She knew whenever there was a crime, she was needed no matter how weak or stupid the crooks were.

After landing at Orange Star High School, she slowly walked to her home room.

"So did Gohan come yet?" Videl asked casually as she sat down.

"Why do you care about him, babe? What about me?" Sharpner complained loudly.

Eresa raised an eyebrow, "Why would you be asking that? It's kind of obvious," she said, nodding her head towards Gohan's absent seat.

"Late as always..." Videl grumbled.

"Um... Videl, technically he wasn't late yesterday and plus, you were late with him..." Eresa pointed out.

"Why the hell are you taking his side?!"

"Videl, you're not always right! I can take his side if I want!"

"Don't worry, babe!" Sharpner said as he lugged his arm over Videl's shoulder, "I think you're right."

"Shut up!" they yelled simultaneously.

"I had a reason to be late!" Videl continued, "I was busy stopping a bank robbery."

Eresa threw her hands up in exasperation, "You don't have to be that stubborn."

"Besides, why do you care so much about how late Gohan is?" Eresa asked brightly.

"Uh..."

Eresa lightly punched her"Aw... Videl has a crush!"

"No I don't! Just because I'm curious about why a boy is late doesn't mean I like him. "

"You weren't curious... you were grumpy because he wasn't here" Eresa said, "I can't remember the last time you had a crush on a boy."

"That's because I never had a crush!"

"Whatever... besides, school hadn't start yet."

Gohan's POV

"Damn it Gohan, wake up!" Chi-Chi yelled, "If you are late to school again, you're not getting dinner."

"I'm trying... I'm trying..." Gohan replied as he struggled to get off his bed.

"You're not even trying!" Chi-Chi screamed as she pulled out her dented frying pan.

"I said I was trying!" Gohan exclaimed as he tried harder.

Bang!

"Owwww! Why did that hurt?" Gohan asked. He tried to use his hand to rub the big bump on his head but failed.

"Because I just used this to cook breakfast. I know your weakness is food! You'll be so distracted by the smell that you cam actually get hurt from one weak human" Chi-Chi replied smugly.

"NOW GET UP!" she yelled as she pulled his arm.

"Why is there a white paste that is restricting my ability to move?"

"GOTEN WHAT DID YOU DO?!" they both yelled.

Giggling, Goten hopped in the room while doing a little jig. "That's what you get from not teaching me to fly!"

"Where did you even get this?

"I got it from Trunks who got it from Booma er... Buma... Boomers... um... oh yeah Bulma. It's called Saiyan Stick or something..." Goten said.

"Well, can you get me out of this?" Gohan asked, "I can't go to school like this."

"The only way to get out is to use urine."

"What?!" Gohan yelled in disgust."

"You're in luck; my bladder is full!

After awhile,

"Damn it... I'm going to be late!" Gohan thought as he flew towards Orange Star High... "It's already 7:69... this watch is broken... and I thought Bulma was a genius.

"This might be a good time to try my... Super Suit of Justice, Fairness, and Order! he announced aloud before pressing a button. Instantly, Gohan's clothes changed. His body was instantly covered by Saiyan armor, much like Vegeta's as well as a red helmet with a slightly purple visor. In other words, he looked cool, or so he thought.

After arriving above Orange Star High, he quickly changed back into his clothing and dropped down onto as fast as he could. However, Gohan wasn't paying much attention and accidentally created a huge crater on the roof.

"Damn, I after to be more careful," Gohan thought as he raced towards his home room. After knocking twice on the door, he slowly opened the door.

"Your late, Mr. Son," Mr. PiPi said harshly as he walked into the room. "One more of these and it is detention."

"I'm sorry, sir... it won't happen again," Gohan apologized as he walked towards his seat.

"It better not..." Mr. PiPi muttered.

When he sat down, he noticed Videl's smug expression. "So, Gohan... I was wondering why aren't you in the national database of humans?"

"Whew," Gohan thought, "I thought I was going to have to lie to her."

"Well, my real name isn't Gohan," he replied.

Videl looked crestfallen. "So you're not some kind of alien or anything?"

"Um... no."

Suddenly, Videl's face brightened up. "So what's your real name?"

"Why should I tell you? You'll just look my real name up on this database and find out information that I rather you not know," Gohan replied.

"Ha!" Videl yelled, "So you admit you have secrets."

"Everyone has secrets," Gohan replied indifferently.

"Yeah, Videl lay off him. He's not some kind of criminal," Eresa said, apparently annoyed by the conversation.

"That's why I want to know his secrets; he might be a criminal. You never know," she replied angrily.

"Why are you so interested in Gohan? You never stalked every other new student around, did you?" Eresa asked.

"What are you talking about? I never followed him around. Wait, you gave me an idea."

"Oh Kami..." Eresa groaned... "Videl, you don't just follow people around. It's unethical; you should know that."

"What's your problem?" Videl asked angrily, "You were all bouncy and happy yesterday, but now, you're just serious, angry, and stupid."

"You're asking me what my problem is? What's YOUR problem? Why do you want to know every freaking thing?" Eresa replied.

"I~" Videl started..

Eresa sighed, "I'm sorry Videl... it's just that... my parents fought again. I'm pretty sure they are going to divorce... again."

Vidal got really quiet, "I'm sorry, Eresa."

No one spoke for the rest of home room.

RING

Before Gohan could leave, Eresa stopped him.

"And that's how you make Videl shut up," Eresa said smugly.

"Wait, so you made all of that up?" Gohan asked, confused.

"Of course I did. You think I like telling her my secrets. I only lied to her because she would never be satisfied until she knew everything about you."

"What?"

"Never mind... you can't really blame Videl for being curious about you. She was brought up that way. Her last boyfriend only liked her because of her fame and money."

"Then, why is she only curious about me and not others?" Gohan asked, equally confused.

"Videl selects her friends in a rather unique way... She wouldn't trust you, not to mention she'll never be your friend unless she knows everything about you. She sort of paranoid. You're quiet lucky actually. Videl doesn't take interest in many boys," Eresa said before giggling, "I think she's suspects you of being... the Great Tricksterman... nice name by the way."

"Sh..." Gohan shushed, "Someone could have heard you." He watched as Sharpner left the room, crying.

"What happened to him?" Gohan asked.

"He's sad because Videl wouldn't pay attention to him."

"Lucky him," Gohan muttered darkly.

"Oh, can you do me a favor?" Eresa asked.

"Um... yes?"

"I like Sharpner a lot... is it possible that you could get him to like me, too?" she asked.

"I don't know... Sharpner is obsessed with Videl," Gohan replied.

"Just say good things about me, please... you don't want your secret to get to Videl, do you?" Eresa asked as she started to walk away.

"I'll try," Gohan promised as he headed towards his next class.

I was thinking if I should make this two chapters but I decided against it... Well, sorry for the late update...

chaos267-Yeah I'll try to finish it... thanks for reading all my chaps..

Numbuh 006 -Yyou're right, I could never make good insults...

shadowr2d2kirby- Yeah sorry about the grammar error. Hercule was actually one of my favorite characters that wasn't in the Z fighter group thingy... I made him heartless in this fic so it'll make sense about how he "sold" Videl... I showed my little brother your review... he got all angry and told me the Great Tricksterman is a perfect superhero name...

Taryn- Wow it worked...