I felt like a ninja, why? Cause I'm crawling all silent like, and my clothes are black along with smudges on my skin. Yup, I am so totally a ninja. Well, if you don't count the string of curses as I started me climb.

There goes out favorite dark blue shirt, I think I'm gunna cry!

Ignored! Anyway, up and, taking a quick leap up and snagging the edges of the chimney, out! I stood feet apart, one foot on either side of the chimney, triumphantly smirking and balled fists settled at my hip. Oh the sweet smell of victory! Or ancient dried smoke. Whichever makes it worth it, in other words, it's the victory one, duh.

I started to pat as much soot off as possible, which might have been a mistake, oh what am I talking about, there's no way that it could be a mistake. Especially in a bright world that looked as if it was stolen off my grandma's fridge. But then again, when has luck favored me? Looking up I met the blue eyes of a blonde girl with yellow bird wings on her back. What a pretty angellic figure she was.

"Hi, chicke!" I smiled and waved, fully expecting a simple hello accompanied by a smile.

Not my best course of action I presume as her face turned red in anger and she yelled, like a bitch might I add, "I'M NOT A GIRL, YEAH!" screw angels, this girl was a little demon on her period.

"So, you're not a girl?" I questioned, hoping she didn't snap at me.

"NO, YEAH!" blonde screeched.

"Wait, are you or aren't you?" I asked, headache forming.

"I'M NOT, YEAH!" blonde screeched, yet again.

"Your confusing, so," I lifted the blondes baby blue shirt up to blondie's head, "Well, it's settled." I pulled the shirt back down and stuck a hand at him to shake, "Congratulations, it's a boy!" I declared happily.

No response, just a glare. I took my hand back. Geez and I thought I had issues.

"Whatever, I gotta find a way home." I turned to leave. She-male decided against it grabbed me by the back of the collar and flew down off the roof, dropping me at the feet of some carrot-top. A very menacing carrot-top.

I glance up seeing that this guy has a brown tail with a bushel of fur at the end and light brown, round ears hidden in his orange hair. His face had pierces all over, like no joke, I think I counted at least eight from my position on the ground.

Hey Inner, what animal do you think he is?

Uh, hm, maybe a . . . LION! Yeah that's it!

I knew that!

We sat in my head arms over each other's shoulders laughing like dumb mudda fawkas.

"Where is she from?" asked lion man.

"Caught her on the roof, yeah."

Lion man looked at me with eyes that seemed to pierce through my skin, hee hee pierce.

"Open that door." He ordered like he's been bossing people around his entire life.

"How about I don't open the door . . . " I trail off as I give the door a weary look.

"Or you open it." an overgrown Simba growled.

I puffed out my cheeks childishly as I stand and walk to the door and open it. I almost stepped inside when the scissors fell and embedded themselves in the ground, right where I was about to step.

Ya know, I forgot all about those.

Yeah, but luckily, I saved my foot!

Our. . . our foot, I live here to ya know.

Pfft, your just some mental disease I picked up from that rabid dog, no wonder you're not supposed to get close to animals with rabies . . .

FOCUS!

Damn Inner, is that your slogan or something?

Only when necessary.

She bowed and left me alone, to lion guy glaring at me. I sheepishly put a hand to my neck.

"Ha ha, how did those get there?" I chuckled, feigning innocence.

"Bitch, yeah." Muttered bird-man.

"At least we can establish I'm a girl." I shot back jumping into defense as he lunged. But lion man grabbed his wings and let out a ferocious growl. I smiled, "Daw, thank you, Lion-niichan!" I giggled. They both shot me questioning looks, and lion man looked like he was having a quarrel inside his head, loosening and gripping the wings of the blonde.

If he let's go, I swear to God I'll!

He decided it best to leave me in one piece, seeing as he glared at the blonde bird and told him to behave. He should've been a dog, not a bird, and then I'd have more of a reason to call him a bitch. Lion-o let go of blonde's wings and turned to me.

"Ya know, as fun as it is to make up funny names for you guys, I'm pretty sure you would rather have me call you by birth names, well unless you'd like me to call you Lion-o and Big Bird." I said, pointing at the two as I said names I thought suited them, then smiled as I received a pair of glares. Oh life is so much fun, isn't it?

"Pein." Stated the lion man. I flinched, who the hell names their kid Pein? I mean really? Being named after a flower, not so good either, but better than that. He musta been one hell of a pain in the ass, what, with his teething and all that.

"Diedara, yeah." Inserted the boy wonder, oh so man nicknames I could give him.

I nodded, and made to walk off, hands in my pockets, hoping they would let me go off on my merry way.

Then again, when have I ever been so lucky? To put it simply, never. Never, ever, never, ever, ever, never. Geez that's a mouthful.

But I grinned to myself as I peeked over my shoulder to see them just standing there, watching me go, fist pump!

I turned my head back around gleefully thinking luck finally was on my side.

Surprise! Nope, luck just fucked me over again. How so?

I ran into the chest of a huge mountainous blue skinned man that made me have to look up (and up and up and up and up and up) just to see his sharp toothed shark like grin. Holy shit shark! Since when has Jaws grown legs? Did some radio active chemical leak into his water? Like chemical X! But then their would be happy butterflies, damn.

My course of action is reasonable enough. Moment of silent between me and fish stick. Processing that I might get eaten, I screamed in his face, turned tail and ran to hid behind Lion-o. Hoping that the lion would eat the shark. Cats like fish, so big cats should like big fish right?

"I CHOOSE YOU, PEIN!" I screamed all Pokémon style, yeah I'm cool like that, even with the Zapdos wannabe laughing at me. Pfft, bitch please, I even pulled a, Ash Ketcham pose.

Pein sighed and turned to me, "Woman, that would be Kisame. Part of my organization." said man made his way towards us. Damn, guess I won't be cathing any Sharpedo anytime soon.

"How ya doin, Pinky?" Kisame said, giant fried fish man from the black lagoon spoke.

I snapped and next thing you know, I lunged at fish face. Yeah, interesting organization and all but call me pinky, and your goose is as good as cooked. Anyone for a fish fry?