I huffed angrily, arms crossed. To hell with them fuckers behind me. Normally I'd happily take the back position and skip gleefully in the opposite direction of the magic room with killer scissors. But, no, I'm in fornt of them all, with a pink leash attached to a pink collar tied tightly around my neck. A suffocatingly tight collar mind you. Mother fucking animals.
I glared over my shoulder at Pein who held the leash, then at the laughing blonde, then the bruised shark. I smirked happily. That'll teach him to call me Pinky! I would have gutted him too if the reinforcements didn't come in to aid him.
I turned to face forward again then thought how awkward this is, I mean, I'm human and in a collar, they're part animal, and they're holding the collar. I fell on the ground laughing, oblivious when they kept walking. I kept laughing, until a harsh pull made me choke. I inclined my head to look at them to see they were literally dragging me with them. Way to wait.
I twisted trying to get up, but they wouldn't have it. Not in the least.
"Hey Pein? Can I run ahead?" shark man asked, probably wanting to get away from me.
"As long as you make sure the flower gets her exorcise too." Pein replied, holding out the leash to him. Oh that fucker.
I gulped as fishy grinned and grabbed it.
"Don't you dare." I growled out threateningly, hurriedly trying to stand.
"I dare." Kisame replied, running off, dragging a reluctant me trying to keep my balance.
Let's say when we got to whatever the hell it was, I looked like a hot mess. I groaned as I was finally allowed to stand up without fear of falling. I could feel the huge clumps in my hair, and saw the huge tears in my clothing, not to mention all the cuts and scrapes I had. Fucking crayon colored rocks and freaky fish.
"Is that anyway to treat company?" I hissed venomously at the fish.
"No, but a girl who has violent tendencies, yeah." He grinned widely.
I glared and turned my back to him glumly. Promising him a long torturous death when I got my hands on him next.
"Kisame. Who's that?" asked a new voice.
"Pink-girl, I don't know. She won't tell us." Kisame replied.
"Hn." Why does that sound so familiar?
I glance over my shoulder and see a guy, with long black hair tied back with onyx eyes. But let me tell you, the most surprising of all, was the fact that he looked like a weasel. I couldn't help it, I fell to the floor laughing my ass off. The looks I was getting, probably priceless. Did I look up? Not a chance, I'd probably die with more laughter.
"Hey, what'd I miss, yeah?" oh the bitchin blonde be back, god, enough 'B's there? Hmm, probably not, but it'll have to do.
"Pinky met Weasel." Kisame smirked, well from what I think he did, I mean, he's always smirking, and this shouldn't make any difference. I would have killed him for the nickname, if I wasn't too busy trying to breath around my fit of laughs.
"And so she's dying on the floor, what a cruel way to go, yeah." I could hear he wanted to laugh to.
"Gu- Guys! I-I-I caaa- can't br-bre-breath!" I said in between laughs, at this point I was crying.
"Allow me." came the low smooth voice of a weasel. I laughed even harder if that's even possible. But quickly stopped as a foot collided with my stomach. My laughs morphed into grunts and groans as I rolled onto my side, clutching my stomach in pain, glaring at the man who caused such feeling in my poor stomach. And I promise if there was any food to upchuck, it'd be chucked. But 'Person' didn't take kindly to making sure I was well fed, oh heavens no, child abuser . . . .
"Get up, I would say it's about time to show you around instead of kicking you around like a puppy." I seriously could care less about whoever spoke this time around. They were all going to be in body bags anyway.
I grumbled as I sat up and glared at Weasel, and would have pounced him if it weren't for Pein stepping on the leash. Once again, curse my luck.
"Itachi, where is everyone else?" Pein asked from behind a sulking me.
"Inside, in the 'Family Room'." Itachi said smoothly.
"Good, everyone go." Pein said, many grumbles were heard as they marched to said room. See, they got to walk, I got dragged, again.
This has to be the shortest chapter by far, I'm sorry, even as I edited it I couldn't find much to add to it. I know all the chapters are short, and it makes me feel bad since all these other fics out there at least have 2,000 words minimum for chapter. I'll try to make chapters longer after I finish editing. No guarantees though.