I finally got out of their grasp, and how you ask? Let's just say hitting below the belt hurts, and opposable thumbs.

You just remembered we have opposable thumbs?

Shut it Inner. You didn't help any so I don't wanna hear it!

I screamed in my head, almost running into a wall. Yup, I'm running.

From a lot of hot guys! Get your ass back there girl! Maybe we can get laid, a lot!

INNER!

She just laughed manically. I sighed to myself as I rounded a corner. With a sprint I ran down and opened a door, the only door, and ran in. It's about this point that I run into a wall, with arms. A very hard wall, and I repeat with arms.

Walls don't have arms.

Since when? I know plenty of walls that have arms.

Oh really? Name one.

That's not the point right now. In case you haven't noticed we ran into a wall with arms! I mean, what type of walls have arms?

You're hopeless

That's all she said as she walked off to get some aspirin. If anyone needs the asprin, it's me. Plus, where do you get asprin inside someone's head? You know what, I don't even wanna know.

I was cut out of my trance as the walls arms gripped my ass. I let out a high pitched 'eep' as I was hauled by my ass up to meet the walls pink tinted purple eyes, and cocky ass grin. Then, suddenly it clicked. Boy, can't wait to tell Inner about this!

Inner! This isn't a wall! It's an old man wannabe!

She didn't answer, so I was left to fume at oldie. . . and Inner, it shouldn't take that long to get some asprin. Unless she overdosed. But why would she do that? She has me to talk to! A little bundle of rainbows and sunshines.

"Get yo dirty hands off me bitch!" I yelled, only to watch his eyes light up in amusement. He turned his head slightly to look over my shoulder. What's so interesting about over my shoulder? I thought my face was so much more interesting.

"I like this bitch! Can I fucking keep her?" I asked happily at who I assume would be Pein. Oh, so Pein's face is so much more interesting? The nerve of this mother fucker!

I spaced out as I saw something move behind him. I leaned to look over his shoulder the best I could and saw, what I think would have to be, a tail. A shiny, fluffy, silver tail. Might I say, it was wagging pretty damn fast. Oh my god, you know what this means? Well do you?

I grabbed his shoulder and pulled back a bit to look him in the eyes before squealing. "PUPPY!" and hugged him around the neck. I'm not weird, oh heavens no. Let's just say I always wanted a puppy and now my dreams may be coming true.

"Bitch please! I'm a fucking wolf!" I growled slightly. I instantly pulled back and punched him in the face. He let me go, and I'm proud to say I landed on my feet, and ran to hide behind Pein.

I stuck out my pointer finger, pointed at the big bad wolf, inhaled and was about to use that same Pokémon phrase I did earlier, but a square of duct tape said otherwise as it was smacked over my mouth.

"We are not doing that again woman." Pein threatened lowly, duct tape raised menacingly. I dropped my raised arm to my side and pouted behind the duct tape, life's not fair, at all.

"Ha-ha! Pinky just got fucking told!" the wolf howled in laughter.

Hell broke loose again, it wasn't very pretty. The wolf may never have been able to reproduce again if Kisame didn't pull a cage out of his ass. Actually, where the hell did that cage come from? Where I ask. WHERE!

His ass?

No, I don't think so, it'd smell pretty shitty if it did.

HOLY SHIT WE BE SITTIN IN SHIT!

"HOLY HELL NO, LEMME OUTTA THE SHIT CAGE RIGHT NOW!" I screamed while trying not to touch it and kicking at the cage door, and for some reason, I got a lot of face palms.

Ahem, thumbs.

Oh, right! Totally forgot, thanks Inner!

Whatever makes us look smart Saku.

I reached out and unlocked it, doing me a little victory dance once out.

Just as I was about to end my victory in an arms up, hell yes, in your face pose, the lights went out and I could just feel the wind of loneliness make me shiver to the bone. How fucking nice. The bitches left me, well fuck them! I can escape using this time!

I marched over to where I thought the door was, and bumped into a wall. I took a step back, and as luck has it, got hit in the head and passed out. Fuck. My. Life.

And as an after thought, the dumb fuck who put a row of coconuts on a shelf.