Ugh, damn. That was one hell of a nightmare. Like, it felt so weird! But of course, there is no such thing as drop dead sexy ass men with animal features. Haha, man I had good imagination, good enought to make me forget about my rainbow llama ranch!

Oh, Inner. We have such a good imagination! I didn't think we had it in us!

Uh, Saku . . .

But really, so weird!

I sat up and noticed I was on the floor. Dammit, I must've had one hell of a party to get drunk enough to fall asleep on the floor. I stood and stretched, still tired. I shuffled my feet tiredly, randomly twisting and turning. I sluggishly hit a door and half assed opening it, wishing that the Force would do all the work, cause yeah, I got mad Jedi skills yo. To my utter displeasure, I figured out that I was no longer a Jedi, or rather the reborn Sith Lord. I cursed as I had to actually attempt opening the door. I grabbed the knob and opened the door slowly to add some drama.

I walked into the room, happy at the sight of a bed, did we move before I got drunk? The layout seems different. I quickly shrug off that fact and crawled to the bed, flopping down. I turned onto my side to see a body sized lump .Sweet, gots me a body pillow bitches, I be pimpin'.

I quickly grabbed it in a hug and threw a leg over it and hooked it. Weird feels like a body. Maybe my imagination is greater than I thought it was. I ignored it and snuggled the hard pillow, like someone filled it up with rocks.

"Well, hello there fair lady, what prey tell is your name?" I snapped my eyes open and was met with red eyes. I screamed, and sprinted out of the bed and out the door. Well creepy rooms with talking body pillows are now on my list of things to destroy once I take over the world. I'll put it right under 'Barney'. That purple pedophile dinosaur has it coming.

I blindly ran and hit a wall. That had arms.

Saku, sweetheart, walls don't have arms.

Since when? I know plenty of walls that have arms!

Hold up, I'm getting a huge sense of déjà vu over here.

That's not the point right now. In case you haven't noticed we ran into a wall with arms! I mean, what type of walls have arms?

How much you wanna bet you ran into an 'Old Man Wannabe'?

First kiss pick.

Deal, look up, and watch your ass.

Why do I need to watch my-

I was interrupted as a pair of hands grabbed my ass and hauled me up. Hands attached to arms, attached to a wall. Alright, added wall with arms right under talking body pillows. Damn our world is fucked up.

"You just can't get enough of me can ya bitch?" asked a guy with puppy ears that looked like an old man. I hope Inner burns in hell.

"HOLY MOTHER FUCK! MY HEAD LEAKED IMAGINATION JUICE AND YOU CAME TO LIFE! If only it worked with that puppy 6 years ago . . ." I shrieked, Inner laughed evilly, that little bitch.

"Shit bitch. Don't fucking yell in my god damned ear!" screamed evil pedo wannabe as he squeezed, you know where his hands are so I ain't sayin it! . . . I'm mature, I promise . . .

I fumed and socked him in the jaw. I stood triumphantly over him as footsteps were heard.

"What happened, yeah?" asked bird boy.

"My brain is leaking imaginative juice is what's happening." I stated as I rubbed my temples, pushing down the oncoming headache.

Everything was quiet, but all things good come to an end.

"Is she paying a rent? Cause I am not paying to feed another mouth." I turned to glare at the source of the voice, glare turned soft as I suppressed the urge to sing, hell I did it anyway.

"Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom!" I sang happily. Yup, you guessed it, the man talking, is a badger! Wait, he wasn't in my dream . . . DEAR LORD! MY BRAIN HAS A MIND OF ITS OWN!

Is that even possible?

Are you even possible?

Touche.

I looked up from my conversation to be met with curious glares. I shrugged and walked off, intending to find a bedroom without a talking body pillow with red eyes.

Pillows don't have eyes.

Really Inner? We are doing this again! I don't think so, I am not betting you the pick as of to who has my virginity, hell no, that's mine.

I grumbled as I stomped off, to where? I told you bedroom, but now I think the kitchen would be a nice place to be at the moment. Maybe I can get that house wife bird to make me a sandwhich. Yeah, definetly, all though, eggs sound good too. And chicken, or bird. I never had bird before, but I am most willing to try it.

Do they even have meat here? What if Deidara eats birds, would that be counted as cannibalism?

I'm as clueless as you, it wouldn't apply to Pein or Kisame though. I mean, they are carnivores.

Inner shrugged and sat back. I walked down the hall and to the kitchen. There was one other person in the room. Yeah, it's the blue mountain, Kisame.

"Hey, pink girl, can you turn on the garbage disposal? I think the drain is gunked up." Kisame asked between bites of his sandwich.

I was about to come up with some snappy retort, when I decided it wasn't worth the energy. I stalked over to the sink and saw the drain was big enough to fit a fist in it. Yikes.

I leaned over and turned the garbage disposal on, accidentally knocking a plant into the drain in the process.

"Hey, that plant wasn't important was it?" I asked, pointing to where the plant was placed above the sink. I watched as Kisame's face grew to one of pure shock. I gave him a questoning look as he jumped up and ran towards the sink, pushing me aside in the process.

The response would be heard from miles away.

"ZETSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" he cried.

Yup, it was important, also, just as an after thought, I was so screwed.

". . . You gunna finish that sandwich?"

Ha, finished editing! Now I can focus on new chapters! And incase it doesn't notify you of these edited chapters, I will put an A/N at the beginning of chapter 8. Also, I'd like to thank people for adding the story to their watch lists, otherwise I would have totally forgot all about this story. And I honestly I thought I only left you guys with 2 chapters, so I was surprised to see I actually had 7 up. Be lucky . And see, I didn't lie, Zetsu was in one of these chapters!