I found a hiding spot, and just in time too. I heard a rush of heavy footsteps, signalling that Kisame didn't get eaten by narwhals in my absence. Not sure if I should be relieved or horrified and frightened.

You should be out there raping that fine piece of ass!

Damnit Inner! Why do you want me to rape someone so bad!

Since I'm pretty sure we can get away with it here, specially with wolf-kun. He already wants a piece of our scrumptious ass!

I tuned her out. I promise you, I am anything but a rapist. Scouts honor!

Pfft, like we're a scout?

SHUT IT INNER!

Anyway, I glanced around the room I currently occupied. It was a bedroom. Closet here, wardrobe there, bed set here. Blah blah blah. But what really stuck out, which horrified me to a great expanse, was that it was filled to the brim with stuffed, freaking, animals. No, I'm not scared of stuffed animals. What I am scared of, is the fact this person (if you can even call them that) had more than ME! WHAT THE HELL MAN! HOW COME I NEVER GOT A FREAKING GREEN UNICORN BIG ENOUGH TO SIT ON! I glomped that unicorn, fuck man it was soft. I would totally carry this unicorns babies.

Ahem! FOCUS!

On what?

How about the red predatorial eye staring at you from the stack on plushies in the corner?

OHMIGAWD DO YOU THINK IT'S A PUPPY!

I would say more on the side of vicious wild cat of sorts . . .

Why would y- ACK!

I was tackled off the unicorn and to the floor by a large figure. A long furry tail swayed back and forth in excitement, and pointed ears upon its head twitched in anticipation. I shivered from fear. Its mouth opened slowly, revealing a row of sharp teeth. The tongue seeped out and ran up the plain of my cheek, tickling and scratching like sandpaper. It tasted me!

Whoa, Saku, chill I don't think-

It's gunna eat me! The only logical idea I could come up with was quickly put into play. I screamed. I stopped a second for breath and screamed again. The figure upon me looked around frantically and grabbed something from a pile off to the side. I screamed, it brought a small German Shepard plush forward and into my arms.

I stopped immediately and looked at the toy. I smiled. First gift anyone has given me since my father's death. I looked up and about thanked the figure when the door burst open, filling the dark room with light.

The figure, a man, had spiky black hair and an orange and black swirl mask. He had black cat ears upon his head, the left all black, and the right was half black and half orange. As he turned to look at the door, his black cat tail came into view, no longer swaying with excitement, but instead drooping in fear.

"What's going on, yeah?" Deidara asked from the door, with a rather bored looking Hidan peering over his shoulder.

"No one's aloud to kill Picky but me!" I heard a deep voice behind the two, and saw Kisame's head towering above them both. I sent him a glare, daring him to repeat that nickname. He shrunk back at that.

"Tobi didn't do anything!" said the frantic man who was still straddling me, "Tobi is a good boy!" he turned and looked down at me, ears pulled back pathetically, "Tobi wanted to say 'hi' to Cherry-Chan, but Cherry-Chan screamed instead, Tobi is sorry!" the man, Tobi, cried frantically.

"Tobi! You don't go and attack people in a dark room, yeah!" Deidara lectured.

"Yeah! That's my mother fucking job, you little cat shit!" Hidan cursed angrily.

Deidara turned and sent him a look, "She'd kick your ass before you could try anything, un."

"I wouldn't suggest it." grumbled Kisame.

I ushered Tobi off so I could stand, my little Shepard held securely to my chest (I think I heard Hidan grumble something about 'lucky ass dog' or something.). "Ne, Kisame, I'm sorry about the plant, it was an accident. I admit, the sandwich wasn't, I was hungry and you just left it there." I spoke hoping he'd forgive me. His face softened and I assume that was a sign that he accepted my apology? Who knows. Damn fish.

"Wait, what plant, un?" asked the human barbie doll.

"Uhh, I'd rather not be chased out to the narwhal infested yard again." I spoke up lowly. Kisame grunted his agreement. Which left the other three men in confusion. Well screw them.

"Hey, I gotta ask, but is it perfectly normal for Pein to burst into song?" I questioned. The room fell into an eerie silence.

"Never talk of that again." Kisame warned.

"But-"

"Never." Kisame grunted and turned to leave, followed by the other two. Which left me and Tobi in the room. In the very silent room. I stared at the door. And Tobi? Well, he decided to glomp the shit out of me. Which then led to a game of cat and mouse. Who was the mouse? The pink haired girl running from the innocently dangerous cat bounding on all fours behind her, intent on capturing so he could chew some hair, literally. He likes chewing on my hair.

Me running, and him chasing. This game is going to go on forever. Lemme get back to you when I finally escape.

YEAH! Yea, my chapters are short. Oh well, at least I picked it back up. ANYWAY R&R?