Alright, I am sorry, again. Umm,I have no excuses for not updating so I am soooooo sorry. I think someone needs to make it there job to remind me to update and top reading other fanfics. Also sorry for any duplicate letters I am using a keyoard for the iPad and it sucks ass. Anyway enjoy!

I am regretful to tell you that our little game of 'Cat and Mouse' took longer than I anticipated. I am also regretful to tell you my arm fell off in one of my daring escapes to leave the room.

.. . .

Please tell me you didn't believe that. If you did, leave. Right now. don't give me that look, yeah you. Stop, no. ALRIGHT! You can stay. Stupid whiney bitch.

My arm is fully attached, can't say the same for the wall though. It currently has a very nice neko boy shaped hole in it. I smiled triumphantly at my work. Looks like the mouse finally beats the cat. Fuck yeah bitches! And I would have done a victory dance if not for the high pitched girly scream that erupted from down the hall.

A FELLOW WOMAN IS IN TROUBLE! This looks like a job for . . .

SUPER VIRGIN!

No Inner, it's Doctor Miss Manly. DMM for short, duh.

I liked mine better.

I quickly jumped through the wall, creating an even bigger hole in the wall than before. A scream pierced through the air again! I have to hurry and rescue the girl! I turned to heroically dash down the rubble clad halls, until I hit a wall.

Did you guess? If you don't get this right, I will clobber you. Come on, you have to get this! Alright, enough procrastinating.

It has arms. Mocha skinned arms. At least it isn't that albino wolf. I stepped back and gazed at badger man. His face was one of pure horror. His gaze seemed to pierce right through me and at the floor, resting on a nice sized group of debris. After he got an eye full of that he slowly turned and gazed at the gaping hole in the wall, creating a window to stuffed animal wonderland.

I glared at him, "Hey, your blocking my way, I'm off to save some chick that I heard screaming in horror. She sounded close . . . real close. You didn't eat her did you?"

He finally turned his gaze to rest on me. He seemed so dumbfounded in the small hall. He didn't appear to be moving anytime soon. I sighed and punched another hole in the wall, which I planned to use to get around him. But then, right in my ear, another scream pierced.

I turned to stare wide eyed at the Kakuzu (I just now noticed the very convenient name tag clipped to the front of his shirt). No way. No fucking way. He screams like a girl! I couldn't help myself as I fell to the ground and erupted into laughs. Full out, unrestrained, wild laughter. What has this world come to? Well, actually, the better question is what else does this world have in store for me?

The best part about this guy is, he' just standing there, staring at the destroyed wall in front of him. Not bothering to look at me with the undying hatred that he undoubtedly had for me. He hasn't even kicked me in the stomach yet (unlike a certain weasel).

I finally had the strength to stand wobbly as giggles proceeded to erupt from my mouth. I finally felt a little more stabilized when I was suddenly tackled to the ground. No, not by Kakuzu, he was to busy gaping like a fish. I turned and saw the lollipop cat, swishing his tail happily from his perch on my back. I erupted into full out laughs again.

Until Kakuzu turned his hate filled gaze upon me and my fluffy companion. I gulped as I pushed myself of the ground, cat and all and took off down the hall. Of course, with an enraged Badger behind me.

As we ran, we passed another odd thing that made me erupt into a laughing spell.

We passed Pein singing 'Good Life'. Well not really 'passed' as much as 'stampeded' over him.

Other unfortunate events passed in our chase. Such as me throwing Tobi at Tweety boy. Or knocking over Kisame's aquarium. Oh! Or stepping on Itachi's shampoo as he stepped out of the restroom in a fluffy pink towel!

Anyway, soon enough I had everyone chasing me. Funny. It seems I end up in these situations a lot. Don't worry. I promise to get back to you with all body parts in tact. On my end anyway. Can't say the same about everyone else.