Welp, here's this. after, oh what ha it been? Let's settle since forever?! sounds about right. But as some of you are aware I have another story i'm working on. I think it would be worth a look if you like One Piece. Anyway, I liked this chapter, it was fun and was actually quick to write. Enjoy, drop me a complaint about how I'm unreliable or how you liked the chapter. ENJOY LADIES AND GENTS!
I stared silently at the small object, lighting up amongst the dull sheets of my bed. Why did he bring this here of all things. I slowly grasped the phone and answered the call.
"Hello?" I asked slowly, almost frightened on what may respond from the other side.
"Yes, is this pizza delivery?" a staticy voice asked. I nearly dropped my phone at how anti-climatic that was.
"Yes it is, we'll be delivering your hot and ready to go jalapeños chocolate spread pizza in a matter of minutes. Please wait and STOP CALLING." I respond in a rah manner, hanging up and pocketing the small object. I kinda wished it would be one of my old friends, asking about me in a fit of panic or something.
I sat up and walked back out of my room, still sopping wet. I glanced down either side and spotted bird boy not far away. I stalked towards him and saw him flinch away slightly at the sight of me. I stomped towards him and threw my arms around him. He was completely stumped as I pulled away, walking down the hall with a skip in my step. I glanced over my shoulder in time to see him scratch the back of his head, then grab at it with a look of total disbelief. He turned to send a look in my direction as I dropped a heap of burnt hair to the ground holstering the pair of scissors that I decided to keep with me.
I erupted into laughter as I was once again chased by the blonde transvestite. I ran up the stairs and to the roof spotting Pain and giving him a knowing look. He simply shook his head as he stared at me, not even wanting to ponder the damage I may have done to the mental or physical state of his 'warriors'.
I flung myself over the edge and sang giddily, "I believe I can fly!" Pain muttered a small, 'Well, since you sung it so nicely.' and then I soared lightly across the sky, not really giving a shit on how this is possible at all, I accepted the madness of this world awhile ago.
I heard Diedara's complaints and something about, 'You're lucky you can fly stupid bitch!' and Pain's retort of 'You're a bird, motherfucker.' followed by a reverberating smack sound. I didn't ponder on it for too long as I dove into a grove of trees and landing nicely. I looked around, slightly awed by the forest around me. I smiled happily before spotting something red. I grabbed it to find out it was a cloak.
Shrugging I slung the material over my shoulders and grabbed the basket laying next to it. The letter in the basket read, 'Deliver to Grandma Pain.' I shrugged, why not? I was headed back anyway.
Skipping merrily through the woods humming a happy tune drew out more attention then I thought. A small rustle came from my left, spinning to investigate, it happened again to my immediate right. I gasped and ran towards the 'cottage' coughbasecough'. I almost made it out of the break in the trees when a figure leaped at me.
Gleaming dangerously.
Oh so dangerously.
Like you have no idea how much danger gleamed.
Like BOOM BOOM CAUTION DANGER AHEAD.
I slapped that mofo with a sandwich, watching the beautiful twirl I sent that dumbass into. I nodded to myself satisfied at the bloodied corpse of Hidan before continuing on my merry way. Beware my danger bitch!
After sliding back into the base and gaining questioning glances from the members, I mad my way back to the roof and to Grandma.
"Grandma!" I cried out dramatically as time slowed once I bound out the door, tears dribbling slowly off my face. Pain turned to look at me as I handed him the basket before wiping my face.
Slowly, Pain pulled out the sandwich and stared. Still staring. Wow, it was like he was memorizing every last detail of that master sandwich.
"Sakura." he spoke softly.
"Yes?" I piped up curiously.
"There's blood all over my peanut butter jelly." he exclaimed. I looked at it and shook my head.
"No there isn't. I just lathered it in extra jelly." I stated. He pondered my words before nodding.
"Very well." and with that said he tucked the sandwich into his shirt right over his breast. Silence over took us before he belched loudly. "Very good."