A/N: Olo! (Sorry I was watching Mega Mind) How are you all doing? Hope all is well. Well this chapter goes into their teen years at McKinley and its steady from there on. Like I said, I want this to be all humor and romance so there will be no angst. They might talk about it but that will be it. So enjoy our boys in high school folks. Thank you for reviewing, favoring, and following this story. I appreciate it.

Disclaimer: I do not own the fabulous show called Glee or the characters. I really wish four months was over though.

17 Years old Blaine and Kurt

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late getting here. I was trying to get out of that stupid detention" Kurt said to his friends. Puberty hit early and good for the teenager; freshman year he was this scrawny, short, lady faced, gay teen and then he turned 17. Now he is tall, still skinny but muscular junior, and he looked like an angel on a platter. His hair was perfectly styled and no one dared to touch it, his skin flawless, his jaw line broad and sexy as hell, and his outfits are gorgeous. To say puberty did good was an understatement. However, no matter how much he had grown, his old ways were still present in his life. He was still the trouble maker that loved to get even. That is how he met his closest friends, Santana, Puck, Brittany, Mike, and Quinn.

"Well you wouldn't have needed to get out of detention if you hadn't pee-d in Mr. Coldwell's desk and then put his car keys in it knowing that he would have to go get them." Quinn said to Kurt, rolling her eyes.

"I did that because he gave me a B on my last paper for no reason."

"You handed it in late. He said he was going to duck the paper a letter grade if handed late."

"I was in detention when the paper was due! He put me in detention!"

"Because you keyed his car!"

"HEY SHUT IT YOU TWO! Lets talk about other important things!" Santana yelled from the top of the bleachers where she was making out with Brittany.

"Aw but it was my turn" Kurt pouted

"And as much as I would love to hear your rebuttal, I think you might want to hear about the new kid." Santana said wriggling her eyebrows in a suggestive way.

"ooh. There is a new kid?" Kurt asked already excited.

"Yeah. You would have known if you weren't in detention!" Quinn started again

"What is he like?" Kurt asked ignoring Quinn's last comment, which earned a small frown from Quinn because she loved her little quarrels with the coiffed teen.

"Word is, he is a nerd. With a capital N" Santana said with a grin

"And he's a dolphin, just like you Kurtie" Brittany spoke up from where she spontaneously appeared beside Kurt. Kurt gave her a kiss on her forehead. He loved Brittany. People thought she was stupid or dumb, but she was one of those people who says the right things when needed, even if it makes no sense at the time.

"Is he now?"

"Yup! And guess what? HE'S HOT!"

"A nerdy hunk?"

"Nah. He's a hobbit. He's short and his hair looks like it's suffocating from the gel hold he got on it. His clothes look like he pulled it out of his Urkel journal, and he is incredibly quiet. But when you get closer to him, he is pretty hot." Santana said folding her arms.

"Who is hot?" Puck asked walking towards his friends with Mike and Finn behind him. They got to the bleachers and he kissed his girlfriend Quinn and gave Santana a high-five, he kissed Brittany on her cheek and Mike, as well as Finn, did the same.

"You are Puck-a-sorus." Kurt spoke up before Quinn could reply, with a wink

"Hmm. Hummel you know I love it when you call me that"

"Come over tonight and I have other names for you baby" Kurt said sending a flirtatious smile to him.

"Oh baby don't tease." Puck said walking towards Kurt and snaking his arms around his waist

"I don't tease love, I please." Kurt whispered hotly into Puck's ears and kissed him on his cheek.

"DUDE THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER!" Finn yelled from beside the two boys

"AND MY BOYFRIEND!" Quinn yelled as well

"Dude, are you sure you're not gay?" Mike asked Puck after he walked away from Kurt laughing and towards his girlfriend.

"Only for Hummel." He said wrapping his girlfriend with his arms and kissing her passionately.

"I gotta say Porcelain, that was hot what you and Puckerman just did."

"I'M TELLING DAD!" Finn said still scarred from watching his brother and his best friend flirt shamelessly.

"NO! Finn please! Just don't. I can't sit through any of those "talks" again."

"What talk?" Mike asked curiously.

"Well I went out with Sebastian the other night to Scandals, the gay bar, and came home late. And he decided to give me THE TALK. As in the sex talk.. For gays. Do you know how uncomfortable I felt? especially since I already know the mechanics? Hearing my father explain them was worse than seeing Finn trying to wear his mother's bra and her heels!"

"KURT! That was not supposed to leave the house!" Finn yelled

"oops."

"DUDE! YOU WORE YOUR MOM'S BRA AND HEELS?!" Puck and Mike started laughing hysterically. "How old were you?"

"That was last night boys." Kurt said with a mischievous smile.

"OMG FINN!" Santana, Quinn, and Brittany joined in the laughter while Finn was a deep red color from embarrassment.

"Whatever guys. Forget you." Finn said looking down on the ground.

"Anyways.." Santana said after she calmed down from her laughter. "I can't believe he gave you the talk, doesn't he know that you are already sexually active?"

"He knows. I don't keep stuff from my dad, but I guess he thought it was time to talk to me about sex. Anyways so about the new kid.."

"Oh you guys talking about Blaine Anderson?" Mike asked

"You know him?" Kurt asked excitedly.

"Yeah. He's in my AP Calculus, and my AP Science class"

"Damn. He must be smart! I'm still struggling with math." Kurt said shaking his head.

"Yeah he is very smart. Real shy though, but he is quietly hilarious."

"How do you know?" Quinn said raising an eyebrow

"I just said he's in my class and he sits next to me."

"Oh cool. Maybe you can be my wing man bro." Kurt said with a sly grin.

"Nah man, you on your own."

"I can be your wing man." A voice said walking towards them.

"No offense Karofsky but you reek "big bully who is jealous of you and would make you life a living hell." Don't need that around my sex appeal, buddy." Kurt said laughing.

"Kurt I said sorry! And you got me back."

"I know that David. I just don't think he would be able to trust a big football player, especially since he's a nerd. You two don't mix."

"And he would like a bad ass like you?"

"Duh. Every one loves a bad ass. I mean you love me."

"That's only because you helped me come out of the closet."

"Yeah. He "helped" you by punching you in the nuts and twisting your dick when you tried to kiss him" Santana said rolling her eyes.

Karofsky cringed at the memory. Man was he stupid to bully Kurt and then try to kiss him. Kurt was furious and he got revenge by making Karofsky have blue balls, literally. He had to go to the hospital for a week. Man that was embarrassing.

"That was the past Satan." Kurt scolded but the smile on his face proved that he loved the look on Karofsky face when he had to confess what happened to his friends. "Anyways, tomorrow I will put on my best sexy outfit and go to work on the sexy nerd."

"Good luck bro." Mike and David said at the same time.

"Yeah you're gonna need it especially if he's one of those types that don't put out." Santana said and Quinn and Puck snickered.

"Once again, THAT'S MY LITTLE BROTHER!"

They all laughed at Finn's innocence.