Lunch time came around and Blaine wanted to get food and get out of there. As the new kid, Blaine was definitely not ready to face people in the cafeteria, especially if they are all homophobic, so he had a strategy:

Step one: Get on the lunch line as discreetly as possible

Step two: Get food as discreetly as possible

Step three: Get the fuck out of there as fast as possible.

Everything was going according to plan and he was just about to complete step three when the unbelievable happened: someone called his name! Yeah he is the new kid and people will talk and they will know his name but he didn't expect them to call his name. The first time he thought it was a jock calling him so they can slap his tray on his clothes like the childish assholes they are. Then the person called his name again and he thought it was the Hummel guy. Kurt hummel. For that one he didn't know if it was a good or bad thing. Even though Kurt only talked to him because he wanted to have sex with Blaine, Blaine still liked him. A lot. Then the voice called him again and he turned around and saw someone waving their hands frantically over their head. When he squinted - he had on his contacts but they were not as good as his glasses - he saw that it was his friend (was he allowed to call him his friend?) Mike from Math class. He had two options: act like he didn't see Mike but that would be stupid because the kid is yelling his name at the top of his lungs, and option two: he could walk over there, say hi and say he had to go to the library to get started on homework. Yeah. I could do the second option, Blaine thought to himself.

As he walked over to the table he noticed two things. One: People were staring at him, more so than usual. Maybe because of the second thing he noticed. Mike was not alone, well duh, he has friends unlike you Blaine, Blaine chastised himself. At the table, Blaine saw a latina girl in a cheerleaders uniform that even he thought was hot, she had nice boobs, you know if he was into the whole female anatomy thing. He also saw two blonde girls, both were in the cheerleaders uniform as well. One was tall and had her hair in a ponytail and her head was resting on the latina girl's shoulder. The second one's hair was shorter and she was busy talking to an uncomfortable looking stud with a mohawk. Then there was a tall guy, whom he recognized as Finn and he was talking to a big guy in a football jack.

"Um. Hi Mike." Blaine said standing

"Hey Blaine! Here you can sit with us."

"Um. Thanks but I should get to the library, and get started on homework."

"Yeesh. You really are a nerd" the latina chick said rolling her eyes.

"Aw come on Blaine. Forget homework. Sit with us." Mike pleaded. Blaine thought about it for a while and reluctantly agreed.

"Great! These are my friends, Santana, Brittany, Quinn, Puck, Finn, and David." Blaine waved at them and they grunted their hello, except for Brittany who pulled him into a hug and kissed his cheek.

"So how is school going so far?" Quinn asked him sincerely

He smiled at her and responded. "Its been good so far. I hear rumors and whispers about me but we are in High school so I'm not really surprised. oh by the way, why are people staring over here?"

Mike looked around and saw what Blaine was talking about and laughed. "Well they are staring because you are sitting with us. See we don't have a good reputation in this school. We are sorta the bad group that no one wants to associate with unless you have a death wish."

"Oh." was all Blaine could say.

"So you thinking about joining any clubs or team dude?" Finn asked him

"Um. Well yes. I was thinking about joining the glee club. I love to sing so that should be fun."

"Yeah go the gay route." David spoke up. Blaine froze at the comment. Maybe they weren't cool with gays after all. But before Blaine could get out of there, someone smacked David behind his head and laid a comfortable hand on his shoulder that seemed to relax him right away.

"Ignore my friend David. He has his homophobic tendencies even though he is gay as well." Kurt said from behind Blaine. "Say sorry Karofsky"

"Sorry. It's a defense mechanism that I'm working on I swear." David said sheepishly

"Oh. Uh. Its okay, I guess"

"So Anderson, decided that you couldn't resist me any longer?" Kurt asked sitting opposite Blaine and placing a pack of cigarettes on the table.

"Those are bad for you." Blaine told him automatically.

"You care about me sweetie?" Kurt winked at him

Blaine rolled his eyes but didn't comment.

"Why are you late Lady face? I know it's not because you were smoking so spill." Santana asked Kurt

"Dear old Figgins was adding another week of detention to my already month-long list." Kurt rolled his eyes and reach over to pick some grapes off Blaine's tray. He winked at Blaine when he popped the grapes in his mouth and licked his lips suggestively. Blaine noticed that all the blood was rushing down south but he made no move to show Kurt that he affected him in any way,

"What did you do this time Kurtie?" Brittany asked

"Oh nothing serious sweetie. Just put red ants in Mr. McGregor's pants." Kurt said shrugging his shoulder like he just said the sky was blue.

"You put red ants down the gym teacher's pants?!" Blaine asked incredulously.

"Yeah. So you don't have gym next period babe." Kurt winked at Blaine

"Okay one: How did you know I have gym next period?"

"Because he's stalking you." Finn said with a mouth full of grilled cheese.

"okay.. two: why did you put red ants down his pants?"

"He said someone as girly and fairy looking as me should not be allowed to be in the gym with the guys and I should go join the girls."

"Ese maldito bastardo! Le haré desear que nunca nació!" Santana yelled banging on the table.

"Retract the claws 'tana. I took care of it and I'm not even offended by it. I heard worse." Kurt said still eating from Blaine's tray and Blaine didn't have the heart to stop him because he was too gorgeous eating grapes like that. Just imagine how those lips would feel on my - Stop it Blaine! He can't affect you! You have to focus on your school work remember? Blaine thought to himself.

"We still shouldn't be subjected to homophobic assholes like him as a teacher. He should at least respect us as his students." Blaine said shaking his head

"Which is why I get revenge babe. So what were we talking about before I came?"

"Blaine wanting to join the Nude Erections" Puck said smirking

"Its New Directions but I would love to see your nude erection Noah." Kurt winked at Puck "If you can sing, and can let homophobic bullies roll off your shoulders, then I say go for it." Kurt said to Blaine

"Did you just give me permission to join?" Blaine asked him with an eyebrow raised.

"Yup. Don't worry. If anything happens just let any of us know and we will take care of it."

"I don't need your permission and I told you before, I can take care of myself." Blaine said getting up from the table.

"Hey don't go. Stay. I promise I'll be good." Kurt said standing up as well.

"Sorry but I have to go work on my homework. Bye Mike and it was nice meeting all of you. I guess I will see you guys later. Bye Kurt" Blaine dumped his tray in the garbage and walked out the cafeteria.

"See what you did Kurt! You had to be all treat-him-like-a-fragile-princess didn't you?" Mike said glaring at Kurt

"What? Was it something I said?" Kurt asked confused because he only meant that in a nice way. One thing he knew for sure, he was not going to stop pursing Blaine. He was way too hot to let go.


A/N: Blaine is touchy isn't he? And Kurt is persistent. Hopefully they will be just fine. Oh and the only bully in this story is Rick and his hockey crew. More fun coming up. Thanks for following, favoring and review. Remember Reviews make the world go round. Until next time folks. What Santana said translated: "That fucking bastard! I will make him wish he was never born!" (From google translate.. I don't speak spanish)